Author's note: I don't own pokemon, nor do I own any characters not created
by me.sigh. Yay! I got added to a favs list.so anyway I was bored in class
today and I just thought of this while I was daydreaming while my teacher
was talking about trigonometry! :P well, hope you like this! ^_^
Eskimo Jolteon Episode 19: A Short, silly Brain-dead fan-fic by Lccorp2. Copyright Lccorp2 2002. ^_^
Narrator (me that is): picture the pokemon world in your head.
Narrator: now focus in a bit in a place above Johto, a place that is always frozen.
Narrator: now focus in on a medium-sized igloo near the sea.
Narrator: STOP!!! ^_^.
(Camera zooms into igloo. We see Jolteon reading the newspaper. He looks up)
Jolteon: hey, bud; can I have my paycheck for this month in advance?
Narrator: why?
Jolteon: because I drank it all away?
Narrator: (holds up GBC) well, you'll have to wait for a few more days. It takes time to rob the people on the SS.Aqua of their money, you know.
Jolteon: but I'm broke!
Narrator: too bad. Perhaps you could look for some other form of temporary employment?
Jolteon: that's a good idea! (Flips through "temporary employment" section of newspaper)
Narrator: good. Now leave me in peace. (Turns away)
(Jolteon continues flipping through the pages)
Jolteon: (reading aloud) Janitor needed at pewter museum of science. Staring salary 1 pokebuck a day??? O_o I don't think so.
(More pages are flipped)
Jolteon: (reading aloud) test subject required by Professor Oak, will pay any amount to know how much pain a pokemon can take before massive internal injury occurs. Apply at Pallet town. Hmm.no. (Shudders at the thought of that miltank prod)
(More pages are flipped)
Jolteon: (reading aloud) Acting Warden needed for one day at Safari Zone until old warden gets back from holiday, apply Fuchsia city. Salary 100,000 pokebucks a day. Oh my! I gotta see this! (Rushes out of door)
Narrator: but wait.how are you going to get there?
Jolteon: umm.good point.
Narrator: no problem! I'll just teleport you there! (Taps fingers on keyboard)
(The scene changes and we see Jolteon outside the Safari Zone)
Jolteon: neat. (Walks in)
(The camera follows Jolteon in. We see a dude behind the main entrance counter)
Dude: hey, can't you wait? The warden will be back tomorrow!
Jolteon: um.I'm here for the job.
Dude: all right, let me check with the manager! (Walks into door behind counter)
(Five minutes later. The Dude comes back holding a ton of stuff)
Dude: all right, here's your uniform, and the keys to the jeep.
Jolteon: (taking the keys and putting on the uniform) all right, now what am I supposed to do?
Dude: well, the boss over there says that some Professor Oak wants three types of pokemon for research. Go get them using the rope and net on the jeep!
Jolteon: wouldn't it be easier to use pokeballs instead?
(The dude mutters something about wage costs)
Jolteon: um.I'll just be going, ok?
(The scene changes, and we see Jolteon sitting in the jeep)
Jolteon: (to self) how ironic. Pokemon catching Pokemon. Maybe I should have played more Jambosafari. Well, we're off! (Steps on the gas pedal)
(Jolteon cruises on the savannah in the jeep until he spots a Pink scyther)
Jolteon: ooohh! Look! A Shiny scyther! I gotta get it! (Speeds off in direction)
Pinkscyther: wha.? (Looks into distance and sees Jolteon approaching in his jeep)
(Jolteon fires the net and neatly catches Pinkscyther in it)
Pinkscyther: I'M AN AUTHOR! LET ME OUT! YOU'RE GONNA PAY FOR THIS!!!
Jolteon: shut up and get in the boot. (Stuffs Pinkscyther into the boot of the jeep)
(Jolteon has just finished closing the boot when-)
Narrator: Rhydon stampede!!!!! (Giggles evilly)
Jolteon: NOO!!!! (Frantically tries to climb into the jeep, but his efforts are futile and he is stomped into pancake by 10,000 Rhydons)
Jolteon: now I know why the warden wanted a holiday that bad. (Groans)
(Narrator comes over and inflates Jolteon with an air pump)
Narrator: feel better?
Jolteon: (clutching his head) slightly.
(Muffled screams and thumps come from the boot of the jeep)
Narrator: maybe you should get back before something else happens to you.
Jolteon: umm.yeah. (A Snorlax falls onto Jolteon)
Narrator: I reinstate my case. (Lifts the Snorlax off Jolteon)
(Jolteon and Lccorp2 get into the jeep and they drive off to the entrance/exit)
Jolteon: I wonder if Espeon is ashamed that his girlfriend is taller than him. (Grins)
Narrator: he never noticed.
Jolteon: why not? Vaporeon's 3'3 and Espeon's only 2'7! It's rather obvious!
Narrator: that's because I made it so. (Laughs evilly) it's great to have author powers.
Jolteon: 0_o
Narrator: well, we're back.
(Jolteon opens the boot and takes out the ensnared Pinkscyther)
Pinkscyther: nooo! Let me go! (Struggles)
Dude: back already? Where's the pokemon?
(Jolteon shows the Dude Pinkscyther)
Dude: ooohhh!!! I gotta show the boss! (Grabs the net)
Jolteon: hey, where's my paycheck?
Dude: here. (Hands Jolteon a check for 100,000 pokebucks and runs off with Pinkscyther)
Jolteon: now how do we get back?
Narrator: same way that we came! (Presses keys on keyboard)
(The scene changes and they are back in Jolteon's igloo)
Jolteon: well, my financial worries are over.
Narrator: good. And so ends another episode of Eskimo Jolteon, except for-
(The scene changes to Professor Oak's lab. We see Pinkscyther chained to a table, with Professor Oak bending over while holding a miltank prod and giggling insanely)
Pinkscyther: I'LL GET YOU FOR THIS!!!!! (Professor Oak zaps Pinkscyther) AAAAAAUUUUGGGGHHH!!!!!!!!!
(Camera fades out)
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Eskimo Jolteon Episode 19: A Short, silly Brain-dead fan-fic by Lccorp2. Copyright Lccorp2 2002. ^_^
Narrator (me that is): picture the pokemon world in your head.
Narrator: now focus in a bit in a place above Johto, a place that is always frozen.
Narrator: now focus in on a medium-sized igloo near the sea.
Narrator: STOP!!! ^_^.
(Camera zooms into igloo. We see Jolteon reading the newspaper. He looks up)
Jolteon: hey, bud; can I have my paycheck for this month in advance?
Narrator: why?
Jolteon: because I drank it all away?
Narrator: (holds up GBC) well, you'll have to wait for a few more days. It takes time to rob the people on the SS.Aqua of their money, you know.
Jolteon: but I'm broke!
Narrator: too bad. Perhaps you could look for some other form of temporary employment?
Jolteon: that's a good idea! (Flips through "temporary employment" section of newspaper)
Narrator: good. Now leave me in peace. (Turns away)
(Jolteon continues flipping through the pages)
Jolteon: (reading aloud) Janitor needed at pewter museum of science. Staring salary 1 pokebuck a day??? O_o I don't think so.
(More pages are flipped)
Jolteon: (reading aloud) test subject required by Professor Oak, will pay any amount to know how much pain a pokemon can take before massive internal injury occurs. Apply at Pallet town. Hmm.no. (Shudders at the thought of that miltank prod)
(More pages are flipped)
Jolteon: (reading aloud) Acting Warden needed for one day at Safari Zone until old warden gets back from holiday, apply Fuchsia city. Salary 100,000 pokebucks a day. Oh my! I gotta see this! (Rushes out of door)
Narrator: but wait.how are you going to get there?
Jolteon: umm.good point.
Narrator: no problem! I'll just teleport you there! (Taps fingers on keyboard)
(The scene changes and we see Jolteon outside the Safari Zone)
Jolteon: neat. (Walks in)
(The camera follows Jolteon in. We see a dude behind the main entrance counter)
Dude: hey, can't you wait? The warden will be back tomorrow!
Jolteon: um.I'm here for the job.
Dude: all right, let me check with the manager! (Walks into door behind counter)
(Five minutes later. The Dude comes back holding a ton of stuff)
Dude: all right, here's your uniform, and the keys to the jeep.
Jolteon: (taking the keys and putting on the uniform) all right, now what am I supposed to do?
Dude: well, the boss over there says that some Professor Oak wants three types of pokemon for research. Go get them using the rope and net on the jeep!
Jolteon: wouldn't it be easier to use pokeballs instead?
(The dude mutters something about wage costs)
Jolteon: um.I'll just be going, ok?
(The scene changes, and we see Jolteon sitting in the jeep)
Jolteon: (to self) how ironic. Pokemon catching Pokemon. Maybe I should have played more Jambosafari. Well, we're off! (Steps on the gas pedal)
(Jolteon cruises on the savannah in the jeep until he spots a Pink scyther)
Jolteon: ooohh! Look! A Shiny scyther! I gotta get it! (Speeds off in direction)
Pinkscyther: wha.? (Looks into distance and sees Jolteon approaching in his jeep)
(Jolteon fires the net and neatly catches Pinkscyther in it)
Pinkscyther: I'M AN AUTHOR! LET ME OUT! YOU'RE GONNA PAY FOR THIS!!!
Jolteon: shut up and get in the boot. (Stuffs Pinkscyther into the boot of the jeep)
(Jolteon has just finished closing the boot when-)
Narrator: Rhydon stampede!!!!! (Giggles evilly)
Jolteon: NOO!!!! (Frantically tries to climb into the jeep, but his efforts are futile and he is stomped into pancake by 10,000 Rhydons)
Jolteon: now I know why the warden wanted a holiday that bad. (Groans)
(Narrator comes over and inflates Jolteon with an air pump)
Narrator: feel better?
Jolteon: (clutching his head) slightly.
(Muffled screams and thumps come from the boot of the jeep)
Narrator: maybe you should get back before something else happens to you.
Jolteon: umm.yeah. (A Snorlax falls onto Jolteon)
Narrator: I reinstate my case. (Lifts the Snorlax off Jolteon)
(Jolteon and Lccorp2 get into the jeep and they drive off to the entrance/exit)
Jolteon: I wonder if Espeon is ashamed that his girlfriend is taller than him. (Grins)
Narrator: he never noticed.
Jolteon: why not? Vaporeon's 3'3 and Espeon's only 2'7! It's rather obvious!
Narrator: that's because I made it so. (Laughs evilly) it's great to have author powers.
Jolteon: 0_o
Narrator: well, we're back.
(Jolteon opens the boot and takes out the ensnared Pinkscyther)
Pinkscyther: nooo! Let me go! (Struggles)
Dude: back already? Where's the pokemon?
(Jolteon shows the Dude Pinkscyther)
Dude: ooohhh!!! I gotta show the boss! (Grabs the net)
Jolteon: hey, where's my paycheck?
Dude: here. (Hands Jolteon a check for 100,000 pokebucks and runs off with Pinkscyther)
Jolteon: now how do we get back?
Narrator: same way that we came! (Presses keys on keyboard)
(The scene changes and they are back in Jolteon's igloo)
Jolteon: well, my financial worries are over.
Narrator: good. And so ends another episode of Eskimo Jolteon, except for-
(The scene changes to Professor Oak's lab. We see Pinkscyther chained to a table, with Professor Oak bending over while holding a miltank prod and giggling insanely)
Pinkscyther: I'LL GET YOU FOR THIS!!!!! (Professor Oak zaps Pinkscyther) AAAAAAUUUUGGGGHHH!!!!!!!!!
(Camera fades out)
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