Author's note: I don't own pokemon, nor do I own any other characters not
created by me. Ok? Sigh.I had a logathrims test today and now my brain is
freaked out because I don't understand it at all! Oops.got carried away.
Well, I have somehow found the time to produce another episode! Hope you
like! ^_^
Eskimo Jolteon Episode 20: A Short, silly Brain-dead fan-fic by Lccorp2. Copyright Lccorp2 2002. ^_^
Narrator (me that is): picture the pokemon world in your head.
Narrator: now focus in a bit in a place above Johto, a place that is always frozen.
Narrator: now focus in on a medium-sized igloo near the sea.
Narrator: STOP!!! ^_^.
(Camera zooms into igloo. We see Jolteon waking up)
Jolteon: (to self) finally.that blizzard died down. It was roaring away the whole night!
(Jolteon yawns and stretches)
Jolteon: (to self) well.I don't feel like going back to sleep.so how about a short walk outside?
Narrator: good idea. Get going.
(The scene changes and we see the first rays of the sun breaking over the horizon as Jolteon walks by a snowman)
Jolteon: (looking at the snowman) wow, I hope that was no one I knew. (Shudders and walks away)
(A few seconds after Jolteon leaves, the snowman crumbles to reveal Umbreon inside. He spits out the carrot that was in his mouth and runs away giggling freakishly)
Narrator: now what's that evil freak up to now?
(The scene changes, and we see Jolteon walking under a big pine tree when a snowball falls right in front of him)
Jolteon: what the.?! (Looks up to see a whole ton of snowballs fall onto him)
(The camera moves up the tree to show Umbreon with a wheelbarrow by his side)
Umbreon: (grinning) it's that moment of dawning comprehension that I live for. (Leaps onto the ground and runs away)
Narrator: meanwhile.
(The scene changes, and we see Vaporeon and Espeon in Espeon's igloo)
Espeon: the blizzard's over.you can go home now.
Vaporeon: (sitting on the bed) no, Espie.I want to stay here.with you.
Espeon: 0_O
Vaporeon: (seductively) come here on the bed.I'll do something that's.nice. ^_~
Espeon: (happily) are you going to scratch behind my ears?
Vaporeon: similar.but better.
(Espeon goes over and lies on the bed, and to his shock, Vaporeon reaches her paw down to his erm.personal spot and rubs it gently. Espeon's initial shocked expression quickly melts into one of pleasure.)
Vaporeon: you like? ^_~
(Espeon whines)
Vaporeon: I'll take that as a yes. ^_^ (Continues rubbing)
Narrator: however, as my English teacher may be reading this, and to keep the rating of PG-13, I must declare this portion.
[CENSORED]
Narrator: heh heh heh. And now back to Jolteon.
Jolteon: (brushing the snow off himself) come back here! (Shakes his fist)
(Suddenly, a little man springs out from behind a pine tree)
Jolteon: and who would you be?
Little man: well, I'm a leprechaun, and since you found me out, I gotta give you a pot of gold!
Jolteon: really?! O_O
Leprechaun: really! (Waves his hands about. A pot of nuggets appears.)
Jolteon: wow! Thanks!
Leprechaun: no problem, dude. It's a century-long custom.
Narrator: meanwhile.
(The scene changes, and we are back at Espeon's igloo. Vaporeon is washing her paws with a water gun)
Espeon: that felt so good.
Vaporeon: don't mention it. ^_~
Espeon: well, at least you could let me walk you home.
Vaporeon: ok. ^_^
Narrator: and back to Jolteon.
Jolteon: (staring at the pot of gold) there must be al least a million pokebucks worth of nuggets in there! How am I gonna spend it all in one episode?
Leprechaun: well, it's not my business.
(Espeon and Vaporeon come by)
Vaporeon: ooh! Who's that little man Jolteon's talking to?
Leprechaun: I'm a leprechaun, milady, and since you found me out, I gotta give you two a pot of gold each as well! (Waves hands and two pots of gold appear)
Espeon and Vaporeon: WOW! ^_^
Leprechaun: well, seems like my work here is done. (Rubs hands and disappears in a cloud of sparkly dust)
Espeon: what a large windfall.
Vaporeon: so, what are we gonna do with this colossal sum amount of cash?
Espeon: I don't know, but I'm not going to deposit it in the First Bank of Mom. The queues there are so long that people grow old and die while waiting to cash their checks.
Jolteon: maybe we could buy something to eat?
(Suddenly, the Delibird pops out of nowhere with one of those pop-up instant stalls)
Delibird: well, the most popular food at the Pokemart is-
Espeon: hey, where did you come from?
Delibird: well, salesmen are everywhere! As I was saying, the most popular food is.YELLOW HONEY-COATED FLUFFY CAKES!!! (Unveils a picture of a slice of cake) for only 5 pokebucks you can taste this delicious treat! It is-
Jolteon: all right, all right.I'll buy it.
Delibird: and how many would you be buying?
Jolteon: as many as this will buy (Shows Delibird the pot of nuggets)
Delibird: (eyes growing wide) wow! (Pulls out walkie-talkie and screams into it) Bill! Get the whole (censored) supply of those (censored) cakes over right now! Yes! The WHOLE supply! I don't care how you do it, just get it here!
Jolteon: Vaporeon and Espeon: 0_o
(A pidgeot flies over and drops a shipping container straight onto Delibird)
Jolteon: are those our cakes?
Delibird: (struggling out from under the container) I think so, if Bill didn't mess it up.
Jolteon: well, here's the cash. (Holds out the pot of nuggets)
Delibird: that'll do nicely. By the way, would you be interested in-
Espeon: you already sold us some stuff, now go away!
Delibird: all right, all right. No need to be rude. (Walks away)
Vaporeon: now how do we open this? (Paws at the container)
Espeon: push this button, I believe. (Presses a button on the side. The same side of the container collapses, revealing a small mountain of cakes and squashing Espeon in the process.)
Vaporeon: you poor thing! Come out from under there! (Drags Espeon out)
Jolteon: is it safe to eat ALL of this?
Espeon: (clutching his head) well, Lccorp2 won't let us get fat or burst, so I assume it's ok.
Vaporeon: (picking one up and gobbling it) they are yummy! ^_^
Jolteon: well, it's a free for all! See you in the middle! ^_^
(The three of them dive headfirst into the pile of yellow honey-coated fluffy cakes. Various munching sounds are heard as the mountain slowly grows smaller)
Narrator: well, well, well! Just look at them at it! Well, and so ends another silly episode of Eskimo Jolteon! Hope you like!
How'd you like this silly story? Hope you like and the review button is down there!
Eskimo Jolteon Episode 20: A Short, silly Brain-dead fan-fic by Lccorp2. Copyright Lccorp2 2002. ^_^
Narrator (me that is): picture the pokemon world in your head.
Narrator: now focus in a bit in a place above Johto, a place that is always frozen.
Narrator: now focus in on a medium-sized igloo near the sea.
Narrator: STOP!!! ^_^.
(Camera zooms into igloo. We see Jolteon waking up)
Jolteon: (to self) finally.that blizzard died down. It was roaring away the whole night!
(Jolteon yawns and stretches)
Jolteon: (to self) well.I don't feel like going back to sleep.so how about a short walk outside?
Narrator: good idea. Get going.
(The scene changes and we see the first rays of the sun breaking over the horizon as Jolteon walks by a snowman)
Jolteon: (looking at the snowman) wow, I hope that was no one I knew. (Shudders and walks away)
(A few seconds after Jolteon leaves, the snowman crumbles to reveal Umbreon inside. He spits out the carrot that was in his mouth and runs away giggling freakishly)
Narrator: now what's that evil freak up to now?
(The scene changes, and we see Jolteon walking under a big pine tree when a snowball falls right in front of him)
Jolteon: what the.?! (Looks up to see a whole ton of snowballs fall onto him)
(The camera moves up the tree to show Umbreon with a wheelbarrow by his side)
Umbreon: (grinning) it's that moment of dawning comprehension that I live for. (Leaps onto the ground and runs away)
Narrator: meanwhile.
(The scene changes, and we see Vaporeon and Espeon in Espeon's igloo)
Espeon: the blizzard's over.you can go home now.
Vaporeon: (sitting on the bed) no, Espie.I want to stay here.with you.
Espeon: 0_O
Vaporeon: (seductively) come here on the bed.I'll do something that's.nice. ^_~
Espeon: (happily) are you going to scratch behind my ears?
Vaporeon: similar.but better.
(Espeon goes over and lies on the bed, and to his shock, Vaporeon reaches her paw down to his erm.personal spot and rubs it gently. Espeon's initial shocked expression quickly melts into one of pleasure.)
Vaporeon: you like? ^_~
(Espeon whines)
Vaporeon: I'll take that as a yes. ^_^ (Continues rubbing)
Narrator: however, as my English teacher may be reading this, and to keep the rating of PG-13, I must declare this portion.
[CENSORED]
Narrator: heh heh heh. And now back to Jolteon.
Jolteon: (brushing the snow off himself) come back here! (Shakes his fist)
(Suddenly, a little man springs out from behind a pine tree)
Jolteon: and who would you be?
Little man: well, I'm a leprechaun, and since you found me out, I gotta give you a pot of gold!
Jolteon: really?! O_O
Leprechaun: really! (Waves his hands about. A pot of nuggets appears.)
Jolteon: wow! Thanks!
Leprechaun: no problem, dude. It's a century-long custom.
Narrator: meanwhile.
(The scene changes, and we are back at Espeon's igloo. Vaporeon is washing her paws with a water gun)
Espeon: that felt so good.
Vaporeon: don't mention it. ^_~
Espeon: well, at least you could let me walk you home.
Vaporeon: ok. ^_^
Narrator: and back to Jolteon.
Jolteon: (staring at the pot of gold) there must be al least a million pokebucks worth of nuggets in there! How am I gonna spend it all in one episode?
Leprechaun: well, it's not my business.
(Espeon and Vaporeon come by)
Vaporeon: ooh! Who's that little man Jolteon's talking to?
Leprechaun: I'm a leprechaun, milady, and since you found me out, I gotta give you two a pot of gold each as well! (Waves hands and two pots of gold appear)
Espeon and Vaporeon: WOW! ^_^
Leprechaun: well, seems like my work here is done. (Rubs hands and disappears in a cloud of sparkly dust)
Espeon: what a large windfall.
Vaporeon: so, what are we gonna do with this colossal sum amount of cash?
Espeon: I don't know, but I'm not going to deposit it in the First Bank of Mom. The queues there are so long that people grow old and die while waiting to cash their checks.
Jolteon: maybe we could buy something to eat?
(Suddenly, the Delibird pops out of nowhere with one of those pop-up instant stalls)
Delibird: well, the most popular food at the Pokemart is-
Espeon: hey, where did you come from?
Delibird: well, salesmen are everywhere! As I was saying, the most popular food is.YELLOW HONEY-COATED FLUFFY CAKES!!! (Unveils a picture of a slice of cake) for only 5 pokebucks you can taste this delicious treat! It is-
Jolteon: all right, all right.I'll buy it.
Delibird: and how many would you be buying?
Jolteon: as many as this will buy (Shows Delibird the pot of nuggets)
Delibird: (eyes growing wide) wow! (Pulls out walkie-talkie and screams into it) Bill! Get the whole (censored) supply of those (censored) cakes over right now! Yes! The WHOLE supply! I don't care how you do it, just get it here!
Jolteon: Vaporeon and Espeon: 0_o
(A pidgeot flies over and drops a shipping container straight onto Delibird)
Jolteon: are those our cakes?
Delibird: (struggling out from under the container) I think so, if Bill didn't mess it up.
Jolteon: well, here's the cash. (Holds out the pot of nuggets)
Delibird: that'll do nicely. By the way, would you be interested in-
Espeon: you already sold us some stuff, now go away!
Delibird: all right, all right. No need to be rude. (Walks away)
Vaporeon: now how do we open this? (Paws at the container)
Espeon: push this button, I believe. (Presses a button on the side. The same side of the container collapses, revealing a small mountain of cakes and squashing Espeon in the process.)
Vaporeon: you poor thing! Come out from under there! (Drags Espeon out)
Jolteon: is it safe to eat ALL of this?
Espeon: (clutching his head) well, Lccorp2 won't let us get fat or burst, so I assume it's ok.
Vaporeon: (picking one up and gobbling it) they are yummy! ^_^
Jolteon: well, it's a free for all! See you in the middle! ^_^
(The three of them dive headfirst into the pile of yellow honey-coated fluffy cakes. Various munching sounds are heard as the mountain slowly grows smaller)
Narrator: well, well, well! Just look at them at it! Well, and so ends another silly episode of Eskimo Jolteon! Hope you like!
How'd you like this silly story? Hope you like and the review button is down there!