Author's note: sigh.physics test today.pressure in a liquid equals height
multiplied by density multiplied by acceleration due to gravity.sigh. Oh
well. Now that I'm at my com, everything will change! ^_^ I just thought of
an evil song!!! ^_- Oh yes! If you have any ideas for an evolved form of
Espeon, do post it in a review! I will need it for episode 25!
Eskimo Jolteon Episode 21: A Short, silly Brain-dead fan-fic by Lccorp2. Copyright Lccorp2 2002. ^_^
Narrator (me that is): picture the pokemon world in your head.
Narrator: now focus in a bit in a place in Kanto, a place named Pallet Town.
Narrator: now focus in on the main street.
Narrator: STOP!!! ^_^.
(Camera zooms in onto the main road. It is empty, but an ominous rumbling is heard)
Narrator: finally! They're here!
(A tank rumbles into view. Vaporeon pops out of the hatch, puts on a CD, and starts singing to the music)
Vaporeon: (singing) M1A1 rolling down the street, The Eeveelutions take a little trip. Today we've come to Pallet Town, And we're gonna burn the whole place down.
(The tank rumbles on)
Vaporeon: now why come here, you might think? Well, Lccorp2 puked down the sink. After watching a cartoon including Ash, And he thinks that pipsqueak's head is full of trash.
(The tank rumbles on and stops in front of Ash's house)
Vaporeon: now that we've reached Ash's home, This place is now an official war zone. Umbreon, if you would do the honor, Go and make Ash a goner.
(The tank's turret depresses and aims at Ash's house)
Umbreon: count of four, count of four, I'll blow it up at the count of four!
All: ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR!
(The tank fires a round at Ash's house. The second story is completely blown off. Bits of plaster fall onto the ground.)
Umbreon: heh heh heh heh.
(Flareon leaps out of the tank and kicks at Ash's door)
Flareon: (singing) if this door don't open wide, I got a big crowbar inside. If it still doesn't open wide, Then Ash's in for a jolly good ride. (Holds up C4 bomb)
(Ash bursts out of the back door, and tries to run away)
Vaporeon: (signaling to Flareon) hurry, let's go chase that Ash, Before he disappears in a flash. Then let's go after his yellow rat, And make that creep go right splat.
(The tanks speeds off after Ash)
(Camera zooms into Umbreon at the gunner's post)
Umbreon: (singing) come here, Ash, get in my sight, Now let me lock on- that's right. Now whether you go to heaven or hell, I don't care-it's just as well.
(Umbreon pushes a button, and a rocket is launched. It hits Ash right on target, leaving a nice red-stained crater in the ground)
Vaporeon: now let's go after that yellow mouse, I'll bet it's still hiding in that house. Come on, all; let's get back, Then we can wring that rodent's neck.
(The tank speeds off)
(The scene changes, and we are back at Ash's house. Pikachu is right in front of the tank)
Vaporeon: look at that silly, stupid rat. It's so ugly, it's so fat. Although it will make kiddies sad, Now it's time to fill you with lead.
(Vaporeon pulls out two Uzi 9mms and pumps Pikachu full of bullets.)
Narrator: here comes Misty!
(Camera zooms into on Jolteon in the driver's seat.)
Jolteon: (singing) oh look, here comes Ash's girlfriend Misty, I always thought she was bitchy. If you don't want to be filled with lead, I suggest you get under my tank treads.
(Jolteon drives the tank over Misty, turning her into roadkill)
Vaporeon: M1A1 rolling down the street, The Eeveelutions took a little trip. Now that Ash is dead and gone, This episode is over-we have won.
(The tank rumbles away into the distance. Camera slowly fades out.)
How'd you like this song? Please review! ^_^
Eskimo Jolteon Episode 21: A Short, silly Brain-dead fan-fic by Lccorp2. Copyright Lccorp2 2002. ^_^
Narrator (me that is): picture the pokemon world in your head.
Narrator: now focus in a bit in a place in Kanto, a place named Pallet Town.
Narrator: now focus in on the main street.
Narrator: STOP!!! ^_^.
(Camera zooms in onto the main road. It is empty, but an ominous rumbling is heard)
Narrator: finally! They're here!
(A tank rumbles into view. Vaporeon pops out of the hatch, puts on a CD, and starts singing to the music)
Vaporeon: (singing) M1A1 rolling down the street, The Eeveelutions take a little trip. Today we've come to Pallet Town, And we're gonna burn the whole place down.
(The tank rumbles on)
Vaporeon: now why come here, you might think? Well, Lccorp2 puked down the sink. After watching a cartoon including Ash, And he thinks that pipsqueak's head is full of trash.
(The tank rumbles on and stops in front of Ash's house)
Vaporeon: now that we've reached Ash's home, This place is now an official war zone. Umbreon, if you would do the honor, Go and make Ash a goner.
(The tank's turret depresses and aims at Ash's house)
Umbreon: count of four, count of four, I'll blow it up at the count of four!
All: ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR!
(The tank fires a round at Ash's house. The second story is completely blown off. Bits of plaster fall onto the ground.)
Umbreon: heh heh heh heh.
(Flareon leaps out of the tank and kicks at Ash's door)
Flareon: (singing) if this door don't open wide, I got a big crowbar inside. If it still doesn't open wide, Then Ash's in for a jolly good ride. (Holds up C4 bomb)
(Ash bursts out of the back door, and tries to run away)
Vaporeon: (signaling to Flareon) hurry, let's go chase that Ash, Before he disappears in a flash. Then let's go after his yellow rat, And make that creep go right splat.
(The tanks speeds off after Ash)
(Camera zooms into Umbreon at the gunner's post)
Umbreon: (singing) come here, Ash, get in my sight, Now let me lock on- that's right. Now whether you go to heaven or hell, I don't care-it's just as well.
(Umbreon pushes a button, and a rocket is launched. It hits Ash right on target, leaving a nice red-stained crater in the ground)
Vaporeon: now let's go after that yellow mouse, I'll bet it's still hiding in that house. Come on, all; let's get back, Then we can wring that rodent's neck.
(The tank speeds off)
(The scene changes, and we are back at Ash's house. Pikachu is right in front of the tank)
Vaporeon: look at that silly, stupid rat. It's so ugly, it's so fat. Although it will make kiddies sad, Now it's time to fill you with lead.
(Vaporeon pulls out two Uzi 9mms and pumps Pikachu full of bullets.)
Narrator: here comes Misty!
(Camera zooms into on Jolteon in the driver's seat.)
Jolteon: (singing) oh look, here comes Ash's girlfriend Misty, I always thought she was bitchy. If you don't want to be filled with lead, I suggest you get under my tank treads.
(Jolteon drives the tank over Misty, turning her into roadkill)
Vaporeon: M1A1 rolling down the street, The Eeveelutions took a little trip. Now that Ash is dead and gone, This episode is over-we have won.
(The tank rumbles away into the distance. Camera slowly fades out.)
How'd you like this song? Please review! ^_^