Author's note: I don't own pokemon, nor do I own any other characters not
created by me. Sigh.what a day. I hate trigonometry. Oh well, I'm here, and
today there're quite some author's notes, so listen up! ^_^ Firstly, thank
you Sandact6 for reading my fic, it is indeed an honor to have you do so!
^_^ Next, Corrector9Yui, I took the personality test on your website and it
seems that I am most like.Falkner! (I was surprised, really!) Well, now
that that's over with, on with the story! ^_^
Eskimo Jolteon Episode 24: A Short, silly Brain-dead fan-fic by Lccorp2. Copyright Lccorp2 2002. ^_^
Narrator (me that is): picture the pokemon world in your head.
Narrator: now focus in a bit in a place above Johto, a place that is always frozen.
Narrator: now focus in on a medium-sized igloo near the sea.
Narrator: STOP!!! ^_^.
(Camera zooms on into the igloo. We see Jolteon sorting through the mail.)
Jolteon: bill.bill.flame.flame.letter?
(Jolteon rips open the letter)
Jolteon: (reading from letter) dear sir, you have been recommended to us by an acquaintance of yours and so we have decided to invite you on the game show "Wheel of Justice". All transport arrangements will be settled. Yours sincerely, the TV company.
(Jolteon is quiet for a while)
Jolteon: WHO COULD HAVE DONE THIS??
Narrator: I did.
Jolteon: WHY?? I JUST WANT TO LAZE AROUND!
Narrator: because it says so in the script. Let's go.
(A few days later. We see Jolteon standing outside a door marked "studio 28")
Narrator: now just go in there and win some money, ok?
Jolteon: (grumbling) whatever.
Narrator: good. Now let's get going.
(Jolteon walks into the studio. We see a huge crowd of pokemon in the audience area. Jolteon goes over to his spot and waits)
Director: all right, folks! The show is starting in a while!
(The other two contestants file in)
Director: 3.2.1.all right! You're on!
(Cameraman turns camera in direction of the contestants)
Director: ladies and gentlemen! Welcome to the most popular game show in the whole of Johto.Wheel of Justice!
(Cheering and applause from the audience)
Director: and now introducing our hostess.Corrector9Yui!
(Corrector9Yui walks out from backstage and waves to audience)
Director: and our torturer, Sandact6!
(Sandact6 walks out and waves to audience)
Corrector9Yui: and now let me introduce tonight's contestants: Jolteon!
(Jolteon does a half-hearted wave)
Corrector9Yui: Lance!
(Lance waves)
Corrector9Yui: and last but not least.THE CRIMSON LUGIA!
(The Crimson Lugia waves enthusiastically)
Corrector9Yui: and now let me explain how this game is played. First, the contestant spins the main wheel, which decides the amount of money or the prize the contestant will receive! Then, the contestant will have to spin.
Audience: THE WHEEL OF JUSTICE!
Corrector9Yui: that is right! Bring out the victim!
(Two Machokes appear and bring out a slab with Osama bin Laden chained to it)
Corrector9Yui: as you know, last week Osama bin Laden was captured by U.S. forces in Afghanistan and has received the death penalty. Therefore, the game will continue until Osama either dies due to injury or the "Die!" section of the wheel hits the pointer! Let us begin!
Osama: noo! Allah strike down these infidels!
(Laughter from audience)
Corrector9Yui: Jolteon, you may begin.
(Jolteon spins the main wheel, and it lands on the 1000 pokebuck space. He then spins the wheel again and hits.)
Audience: the stick! The stick!
(Sandact6 picks up a big stick and whacks Osama 10 times, causing Osama to squeal in pain)
Corrector9Yui: Lance, it's your turn.
(Lance spins the main wheel. It lands on the 2500 pokebuck space. He then spins the wheel and hits.)
Audience: lose a leg! Lose a leg!
(Sandact6 picks up an axe and chops off Osama's right leg. The audience cheers)
Corrector9Yui: The Crimson Lugia, it's your turn.
(The Crimson Lugia spins the wheel, and it lands on the space marked "cookies")
Corrector9Yui: congratulations! You have just won a year's supply of cookies!
The Crimson Lugia: YUMMY! COOKIES! ^_^
Corrector9Yui: now spin the Wheel of Justice!
(The Crimson Lugia spins the Wheel of Justice again, and this time it lands on-)
Audience: sulfuric acid! Sulfuric acid!
(Sandact6 goes over to Osama and dabs Osama all over with concentrated sulfuric acid. Osama squeals like a pig.)
(And so this goes on for quite a while, with Osama losing various body parts and generally suffering a great deal of pain and with our contestants winning quite a sum of money, until-)
Corrector9Yui: uh-oh, I think you just hit the 'die' space, The Crimson Lugia.
(Suddenly, a huge mob of people burst into the studio)
Mobster: there's the Crimson Lugia that stole our money! Get her! (See "Legendary Doggone it! By The Crimson Lugia, Chapter 5, for more details)
The Crimson Lugia: wait! It wasn't me that stole your money! It was ANOTHER Crimson Lugia!
Corrector9Yui: SECURITY!
(Whitney appears)
Mobster: AAARRGGGHH!! It's Whitney! RUN! (The mob runs off)
Corrector9Yui: and now back to where we left off.since you hit the "die" space, you get to whack Osama's head off!
(Sandact6 passes The Crimson Lugia the axe. The Crimson Lugia swings the axe and neatly chops Osama's head off.)
The Crimson Lugia: (passing the axe back to Sandact6) that was fun.
Corrector9Yui: well, now to tally up the score! Jolteon won 50,000 pokebucks, Lance won 45,000 and The Crimson Lugia won 73,000 pokebucks and so The Crimson Lugia gets to play the bonus round! ^_^ (Leads The Crimson Lugia off)
(Camera zooms back to Jolteon. We see him exit the studio.)
Narrator: so, did you have fun?
Jolteon: sort of. I'm just 50,000 pokebucks richer.
Narrator: that's good. Now we can be getting back. Meanwhile.
(The scene changes and we see Espeon and Umbreon watching TV.)
Umbreon: I wonder why we didn't get invited to play "Wheel of Justice".
Espeon: because Lccorp2 didn't let us. Where's Flareon?
Umbreon: he went out with a can of gas, said he had to pour it on Lccorp2's radio shack.
Espeon: Lccorp2's not going to be very happy, is he?
Umbreon: nope.
Espeon: I guessed as much. Pass the popcorn.
(Umbreon swings the popcorn bowl and accidentally hits Espeon on the nose. Espeon cries out in pain)
Espeon: (noticing a trickle of blood from his nose) AAARRRGGHH!!! I'VE GOT A NOSEBLEED!
Umbreon: try pinching your nose.
(Espeon pinches his nose and waits for a while. The blood starts coming out of his mouth instead.)
Espeon: (getting hysterical) it didn't work! I'm gonna die of blood loss!
(Vaporeon comes in from outside the camera)
Vaporeon: what's the matter?
Umbreon: Espeon here has a nosebleed.
Vaporeon: is that all? Try stuffing it with cotton wool. (Walks off giggling)
Umbreon: it's worth a try. (Gets cotton wool and stuffs it up Espeon's nose. The cotton wool merely gets saturated and starts dripping)
Espeon: AAAUUUGGHHH!!! IT DIDN'T WORK!
Umbreon: stop it! I've got blood all over my paw! Why, I should.
(Camera fades out)
Narrator: and so ends another silly episode of Eskimo Jolteon!
How'd you like this silly story? ^_^ Please review and thanks for reading.Episode 25 coming out soon! ^_^
Eskimo Jolteon Episode 24: A Short, silly Brain-dead fan-fic by Lccorp2. Copyright Lccorp2 2002. ^_^
Narrator (me that is): picture the pokemon world in your head.
Narrator: now focus in a bit in a place above Johto, a place that is always frozen.
Narrator: now focus in on a medium-sized igloo near the sea.
Narrator: STOP!!! ^_^.
(Camera zooms on into the igloo. We see Jolteon sorting through the mail.)
Jolteon: bill.bill.flame.flame.letter?
(Jolteon rips open the letter)
Jolteon: (reading from letter) dear sir, you have been recommended to us by an acquaintance of yours and so we have decided to invite you on the game show "Wheel of Justice". All transport arrangements will be settled. Yours sincerely, the TV company.
(Jolteon is quiet for a while)
Jolteon: WHO COULD HAVE DONE THIS??
Narrator: I did.
Jolteon: WHY?? I JUST WANT TO LAZE AROUND!
Narrator: because it says so in the script. Let's go.
(A few days later. We see Jolteon standing outside a door marked "studio 28")
Narrator: now just go in there and win some money, ok?
Jolteon: (grumbling) whatever.
Narrator: good. Now let's get going.
(Jolteon walks into the studio. We see a huge crowd of pokemon in the audience area. Jolteon goes over to his spot and waits)
Director: all right, folks! The show is starting in a while!
(The other two contestants file in)
Director: 3.2.1.all right! You're on!
(Cameraman turns camera in direction of the contestants)
Director: ladies and gentlemen! Welcome to the most popular game show in the whole of Johto.Wheel of Justice!
(Cheering and applause from the audience)
Director: and now introducing our hostess.Corrector9Yui!
(Corrector9Yui walks out from backstage and waves to audience)
Director: and our torturer, Sandact6!
(Sandact6 walks out and waves to audience)
Corrector9Yui: and now let me introduce tonight's contestants: Jolteon!
(Jolteon does a half-hearted wave)
Corrector9Yui: Lance!
(Lance waves)
Corrector9Yui: and last but not least.THE CRIMSON LUGIA!
(The Crimson Lugia waves enthusiastically)
Corrector9Yui: and now let me explain how this game is played. First, the contestant spins the main wheel, which decides the amount of money or the prize the contestant will receive! Then, the contestant will have to spin.
Audience: THE WHEEL OF JUSTICE!
Corrector9Yui: that is right! Bring out the victim!
(Two Machokes appear and bring out a slab with Osama bin Laden chained to it)
Corrector9Yui: as you know, last week Osama bin Laden was captured by U.S. forces in Afghanistan and has received the death penalty. Therefore, the game will continue until Osama either dies due to injury or the "Die!" section of the wheel hits the pointer! Let us begin!
Osama: noo! Allah strike down these infidels!
(Laughter from audience)
Corrector9Yui: Jolteon, you may begin.
(Jolteon spins the main wheel, and it lands on the 1000 pokebuck space. He then spins the wheel again and hits.)
Audience: the stick! The stick!
(Sandact6 picks up a big stick and whacks Osama 10 times, causing Osama to squeal in pain)
Corrector9Yui: Lance, it's your turn.
(Lance spins the main wheel. It lands on the 2500 pokebuck space. He then spins the wheel and hits.)
Audience: lose a leg! Lose a leg!
(Sandact6 picks up an axe and chops off Osama's right leg. The audience cheers)
Corrector9Yui: The Crimson Lugia, it's your turn.
(The Crimson Lugia spins the wheel, and it lands on the space marked "cookies")
Corrector9Yui: congratulations! You have just won a year's supply of cookies!
The Crimson Lugia: YUMMY! COOKIES! ^_^
Corrector9Yui: now spin the Wheel of Justice!
(The Crimson Lugia spins the Wheel of Justice again, and this time it lands on-)
Audience: sulfuric acid! Sulfuric acid!
(Sandact6 goes over to Osama and dabs Osama all over with concentrated sulfuric acid. Osama squeals like a pig.)
(And so this goes on for quite a while, with Osama losing various body parts and generally suffering a great deal of pain and with our contestants winning quite a sum of money, until-)
Corrector9Yui: uh-oh, I think you just hit the 'die' space, The Crimson Lugia.
(Suddenly, a huge mob of people burst into the studio)
Mobster: there's the Crimson Lugia that stole our money! Get her! (See "Legendary Doggone it! By The Crimson Lugia, Chapter 5, for more details)
The Crimson Lugia: wait! It wasn't me that stole your money! It was ANOTHER Crimson Lugia!
Corrector9Yui: SECURITY!
(Whitney appears)
Mobster: AAARRGGGHH!! It's Whitney! RUN! (The mob runs off)
Corrector9Yui: and now back to where we left off.since you hit the "die" space, you get to whack Osama's head off!
(Sandact6 passes The Crimson Lugia the axe. The Crimson Lugia swings the axe and neatly chops Osama's head off.)
The Crimson Lugia: (passing the axe back to Sandact6) that was fun.
Corrector9Yui: well, now to tally up the score! Jolteon won 50,000 pokebucks, Lance won 45,000 and The Crimson Lugia won 73,000 pokebucks and so The Crimson Lugia gets to play the bonus round! ^_^ (Leads The Crimson Lugia off)
(Camera zooms back to Jolteon. We see him exit the studio.)
Narrator: so, did you have fun?
Jolteon: sort of. I'm just 50,000 pokebucks richer.
Narrator: that's good. Now we can be getting back. Meanwhile.
(The scene changes and we see Espeon and Umbreon watching TV.)
Umbreon: I wonder why we didn't get invited to play "Wheel of Justice".
Espeon: because Lccorp2 didn't let us. Where's Flareon?
Umbreon: he went out with a can of gas, said he had to pour it on Lccorp2's radio shack.
Espeon: Lccorp2's not going to be very happy, is he?
Umbreon: nope.
Espeon: I guessed as much. Pass the popcorn.
(Umbreon swings the popcorn bowl and accidentally hits Espeon on the nose. Espeon cries out in pain)
Espeon: (noticing a trickle of blood from his nose) AAARRRGGHH!!! I'VE GOT A NOSEBLEED!
Umbreon: try pinching your nose.
(Espeon pinches his nose and waits for a while. The blood starts coming out of his mouth instead.)
Espeon: (getting hysterical) it didn't work! I'm gonna die of blood loss!
(Vaporeon comes in from outside the camera)
Vaporeon: what's the matter?
Umbreon: Espeon here has a nosebleed.
Vaporeon: is that all? Try stuffing it with cotton wool. (Walks off giggling)
Umbreon: it's worth a try. (Gets cotton wool and stuffs it up Espeon's nose. The cotton wool merely gets saturated and starts dripping)
Espeon: AAAUUUGGHHH!!! IT DIDN'T WORK!
Umbreon: stop it! I've got blood all over my paw! Why, I should.
(Camera fades out)
Narrator: and so ends another silly episode of Eskimo Jolteon!
How'd you like this silly story? ^_^ Please review and thanks for reading.Episode 25 coming out soon! ^_^