Author's note: I don't own pokemon, nor do I own any other characters not
created by me. Well, here's the first 'milestone' episode! I'm not really
very good at romances but I gotta do this for the sake of keeping the plot
on track.so I'll do my best! Enjoy! ^_^ By the way, FF.net seems to
interpret my 3 dots as a single full stop.yeah, you see. Don't be
surprised.
Eskimo Jolteon Episode 25: A Short, silly Brain-dead fan-fic by Lccorp2. Copyright Lccorp2 2002. ^_^
Narrator (me that is): picture the pokemon world in your head.
Narrator: now focus in a bit in a place above Johto, a place that is always frozen.
Narrator: now focus in on a medium-sized igloo near the sea.
Narrator: STOP!!! ^_^.
(Camera zooms into igloo. We see Jolteon sipping coffee)
Jolteon: all right, now what am I supposed to do? (Looks out at me)
Narrator: go for a walk, as usual. That's how I start most plots. ^_-
Jolteon: ok (Walks outside and closes the door)
Narrator: meanwhile.
(The scene changes and we see the Digidestined behind a snow mound)
Tai: ok, now we gotta do as the boss says, or we don't get our cash.
Izzy: I don't see why they had to give us the sack soon after Season 1.
Matt: guess we weren't popular anymore.
Tai: All right, here are the weapons. (Passes around stun guns) now remember, we gotta pull this invasion off or the boss won't give us our pay and then we can't party.
T.K.: I don't think I wanna do this.
Matt: we gotta get our cash, little brother.
Tai: all right, now let's rock and roll!
(They charge off)
Narrator: I suppose you can see where this is leading, don't you? Well, back to Jolteon.
(The scene changes back to Jolteon. We see him looking through a pair of binoculars)
Jolteon: I wonder if it's going to snow, it's co cloudy. (Suddenly stops as he sees the DigiDestined charge over the ice floes) WHAT?!
Narrator: it's time to duke it out! Go tell the others!
Jolteon: good idea! (He rushes off)
(The scene changes, and we see Jolteon frantically knocking on Flareon's door)
Jolteon: Flareon!
Flareon: (From inside) what?
Jolteon: the DigiDestined are attacking!
Flareon: NOT ANOTHER INVASION! WHY CAN'T WE LIVE PEACEFULLY?
Jolteon: just get out!
(Flareon rushes out with a 12-gauge shotgun)
Flareon: ok! I'll go tell Espeon and Vaporeon, you go tell Umbreon!
Narrator: a short while later.
(The scene changes and we see the gang of five assembled outside Jolteon's igloo)
Espeon: so, the Digidestined are attacking?
Umbreon: (fingering his Railgun) seems like it.
Espeon: well, we need weapons.
Umbreon: that's easy. (Pulls out Gameshark and flicks the 'on' switch. The genie appears)
Genie: what is it you want of me, master?
Umbreon: we need weapons, now!
Genie: as you wish! (Rubs hands together. A whole arsenal of weapons falls to the floor)
Vaporeon: (Picking up a RPG launcher) I'll take this.
Espeon: this looks nice. (Hoists up a Gatling gun)
Jolteon: all right, now that we're all set, let's repel this invasion!
All: HELL YEAH!
Narrator: and so.
(The scene changes and we see the gang of five entrenched among the snow mounds)
Umbreon: lock on targets!
(The gang of five lift up their weapons and take aim)
Umbreon: FIRE!
(The Eeveelutions open fire on the DigiDestined. The Digidestined instantly duck for cover and return fire)
Jolteon: (narrowly dodging a stun ray) man, these guys are good!
(The battle rages on. The sky is illuminated by flashes of light from the weapons)
Flareon: (being hit by a stun ray) AARRGGHH! (Passes out)
Umbreon: (censored)! Man down! Man down!
(The battle rages on, with both sides chipping away at one another. By now, only Umbreon, Vaporeon and Espeon are left standing)
Umbreon: grr.they already took two of our team down!
(Vaporeon gets hit by a stun ray and rolls over in the snow, whimpering)
Umbreon: make that three down.
Espeon: (rushing over to Vaporeon and cradling her in his arms) Vaporeon! Are you all right?!
Umbreon: (desperately returning fire) hey, don't leave me here alone! Come back!
Espeon: (ignoring Umbreon) please.Vaporeon.speak to me.(shakes her gently)
(Vaporeon tries to say something, but goes limp in Espeon's arms)
Umbreon: ESPEON! STOP FOOLING AROUND AND COME BACK HERE!
(A teardrop rolls down Espeon's cheeks)
Espeon: no.(gives a long, mournful howl of despair) NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! (Thunder and lightning in background) (A/N: yes.I know.but I'm not really good at this kind of writing.)
Umbreon: (desperately) ESPEON!
(Espeon starts to glow with a white light)
Narrator: what? Espeon is evolving! (Heh heh, thanks Corrector9Yui! ^_^)
Umbreon: (staring at the evolving Espeon in shock) oh my.
(The DigiDestined stop their barrage for a while, unsure of what to do)
Narrator: Espeon evolved into Espex! (Heh! ^_-)
Espex: (Snarling in fury) I WILL AVENGE MY BELOVED! YOU WILL PAY!
Umbreon: (to self) I don't think I ever want to make Espeon this mad.
(A pillar of blue fire bursts out of the ground and engulfs the DigiDestined. Their screams are highly audible as they are burned into extremely fine soot.)
Espex: (sadly) it is done.(slowly devolves into an Espeon again)
Umbreon: (Staring at the scorched earth and the fine powdery remains of the DigiDestined) oh my.
(Espeon limps over and gently picks up Vaporeon's still form)
Espeon: (sobbing bitterly) please.come back.I love you.
Narrator: (to reader) sad, isn't it?
(Suddenly, Death appears)
Espeon: (Staring at Death) NO! GO AWAY! GO AWAY! (Hurls a snowball)
Death: CHILL! I'M JUST HERE FOR THE SOULS OF THE DIGIDESTINED. OH, WAIT. THEY SOLD THEIR SOULS TO THE DEVIL LONG AGO. SILLY ME. (Disappears)
Espeon: (gently stroking Vaporeon) wake up.please.(A teardrop falls and splashes onto Vaporeon's face)
(Vaporeon groans softly and her eyes slowly open)
Espeon: (relieved) how do you feel? Thank mew you're all right! I thought I'd lost you forever!
Vaporeon: (weakly) what happened? (Struggles to her feet)
Umbreon: Espeon here was so upset by your demise that he evolved and saved us all.
Vaporeon: (hugging Espeon tightly) oh.
Espeon: (gently stroking her) it's all right now.
Vaporeon: Espie, I have something to say.
Espeon: (softly) speak.
Vaporeon: I can't live without you, Espie. I've loved you ever since we were pups, ever since I first saw you. (A/N: aww.heh! ^_-)
Espeon: neither can I do without you, my love.
(Romantic music plays)
Vaporeon: oh, Espie.
Espeon: say no more.
(Vaporeon and Espeon kiss passionately)
Jolteon and Flareon: (Regaining consciousness) what the.
Umbreon: (quickly rushing over and silencing Jolteon and Flareon) don't spoil their mood.
Espeon: I suppose this is the best time to say this.
Vaporeon: what is it?
Espeon: (taking a deep breath and getting down on one knee) Vaporeon, will you marry me?
(Vaporeon pauses, slightly startled by this question, and then blushes)
Readers of Fan-fic: go on! Go on!
Vaporeon: oh yes, Espie! I will marry you!
Espeon: (smiling happily with tears in his eyes) thank you, my love.
(Vaporeon and Espeon embrace each other and kiss again)
(Camera fades out)
Narrator: and so ends another episode of Eskimo Jolteon, except for.
(The scene changes and we see Tracey Sketchit sitting down in his headquarters)
Tracey: (banging his fist onto the table) DARN! I'll never use hired mercenaries again!
How'd you like this silly story? Hope you like!
Eskimo Jolteon Episode 25: A Short, silly Brain-dead fan-fic by Lccorp2. Copyright Lccorp2 2002. ^_^
Narrator (me that is): picture the pokemon world in your head.
Narrator: now focus in a bit in a place above Johto, a place that is always frozen.
Narrator: now focus in on a medium-sized igloo near the sea.
Narrator: STOP!!! ^_^.
(Camera zooms into igloo. We see Jolteon sipping coffee)
Jolteon: all right, now what am I supposed to do? (Looks out at me)
Narrator: go for a walk, as usual. That's how I start most plots. ^_-
Jolteon: ok (Walks outside and closes the door)
Narrator: meanwhile.
(The scene changes and we see the Digidestined behind a snow mound)
Tai: ok, now we gotta do as the boss says, or we don't get our cash.
Izzy: I don't see why they had to give us the sack soon after Season 1.
Matt: guess we weren't popular anymore.
Tai: All right, here are the weapons. (Passes around stun guns) now remember, we gotta pull this invasion off or the boss won't give us our pay and then we can't party.
T.K.: I don't think I wanna do this.
Matt: we gotta get our cash, little brother.
Tai: all right, now let's rock and roll!
(They charge off)
Narrator: I suppose you can see where this is leading, don't you? Well, back to Jolteon.
(The scene changes back to Jolteon. We see him looking through a pair of binoculars)
Jolteon: I wonder if it's going to snow, it's co cloudy. (Suddenly stops as he sees the DigiDestined charge over the ice floes) WHAT?!
Narrator: it's time to duke it out! Go tell the others!
Jolteon: good idea! (He rushes off)
(The scene changes, and we see Jolteon frantically knocking on Flareon's door)
Jolteon: Flareon!
Flareon: (From inside) what?
Jolteon: the DigiDestined are attacking!
Flareon: NOT ANOTHER INVASION! WHY CAN'T WE LIVE PEACEFULLY?
Jolteon: just get out!
(Flareon rushes out with a 12-gauge shotgun)
Flareon: ok! I'll go tell Espeon and Vaporeon, you go tell Umbreon!
Narrator: a short while later.
(The scene changes and we see the gang of five assembled outside Jolteon's igloo)
Espeon: so, the Digidestined are attacking?
Umbreon: (fingering his Railgun) seems like it.
Espeon: well, we need weapons.
Umbreon: that's easy. (Pulls out Gameshark and flicks the 'on' switch. The genie appears)
Genie: what is it you want of me, master?
Umbreon: we need weapons, now!
Genie: as you wish! (Rubs hands together. A whole arsenal of weapons falls to the floor)
Vaporeon: (Picking up a RPG launcher) I'll take this.
Espeon: this looks nice. (Hoists up a Gatling gun)
Jolteon: all right, now that we're all set, let's repel this invasion!
All: HELL YEAH!
Narrator: and so.
(The scene changes and we see the gang of five entrenched among the snow mounds)
Umbreon: lock on targets!
(The gang of five lift up their weapons and take aim)
Umbreon: FIRE!
(The Eeveelutions open fire on the DigiDestined. The Digidestined instantly duck for cover and return fire)
Jolteon: (narrowly dodging a stun ray) man, these guys are good!
(The battle rages on. The sky is illuminated by flashes of light from the weapons)
Flareon: (being hit by a stun ray) AARRGGHH! (Passes out)
Umbreon: (censored)! Man down! Man down!
(The battle rages on, with both sides chipping away at one another. By now, only Umbreon, Vaporeon and Espeon are left standing)
Umbreon: grr.they already took two of our team down!
(Vaporeon gets hit by a stun ray and rolls over in the snow, whimpering)
Umbreon: make that three down.
Espeon: (rushing over to Vaporeon and cradling her in his arms) Vaporeon! Are you all right?!
Umbreon: (desperately returning fire) hey, don't leave me here alone! Come back!
Espeon: (ignoring Umbreon) please.Vaporeon.speak to me.(shakes her gently)
(Vaporeon tries to say something, but goes limp in Espeon's arms)
Umbreon: ESPEON! STOP FOOLING AROUND AND COME BACK HERE!
(A teardrop rolls down Espeon's cheeks)
Espeon: no.(gives a long, mournful howl of despair) NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! (Thunder and lightning in background) (A/N: yes.I know.but I'm not really good at this kind of writing.)
Umbreon: (desperately) ESPEON!
(Espeon starts to glow with a white light)
Narrator: what? Espeon is evolving! (Heh heh, thanks Corrector9Yui! ^_^)
Umbreon: (staring at the evolving Espeon in shock) oh my.
(The DigiDestined stop their barrage for a while, unsure of what to do)
Narrator: Espeon evolved into Espex! (Heh! ^_-)
Espex: (Snarling in fury) I WILL AVENGE MY BELOVED! YOU WILL PAY!
Umbreon: (to self) I don't think I ever want to make Espeon this mad.
(A pillar of blue fire bursts out of the ground and engulfs the DigiDestined. Their screams are highly audible as they are burned into extremely fine soot.)
Espex: (sadly) it is done.(slowly devolves into an Espeon again)
Umbreon: (Staring at the scorched earth and the fine powdery remains of the DigiDestined) oh my.
(Espeon limps over and gently picks up Vaporeon's still form)
Espeon: (sobbing bitterly) please.come back.I love you.
Narrator: (to reader) sad, isn't it?
(Suddenly, Death appears)
Espeon: (Staring at Death) NO! GO AWAY! GO AWAY! (Hurls a snowball)
Death: CHILL! I'M JUST HERE FOR THE SOULS OF THE DIGIDESTINED. OH, WAIT. THEY SOLD THEIR SOULS TO THE DEVIL LONG AGO. SILLY ME. (Disappears)
Espeon: (gently stroking Vaporeon) wake up.please.(A teardrop falls and splashes onto Vaporeon's face)
(Vaporeon groans softly and her eyes slowly open)
Espeon: (relieved) how do you feel? Thank mew you're all right! I thought I'd lost you forever!
Vaporeon: (weakly) what happened? (Struggles to her feet)
Umbreon: Espeon here was so upset by your demise that he evolved and saved us all.
Vaporeon: (hugging Espeon tightly) oh.
Espeon: (gently stroking her) it's all right now.
Vaporeon: Espie, I have something to say.
Espeon: (softly) speak.
Vaporeon: I can't live without you, Espie. I've loved you ever since we were pups, ever since I first saw you. (A/N: aww.heh! ^_-)
Espeon: neither can I do without you, my love.
(Romantic music plays)
Vaporeon: oh, Espie.
Espeon: say no more.
(Vaporeon and Espeon kiss passionately)
Jolteon and Flareon: (Regaining consciousness) what the.
Umbreon: (quickly rushing over and silencing Jolteon and Flareon) don't spoil their mood.
Espeon: I suppose this is the best time to say this.
Vaporeon: what is it?
Espeon: (taking a deep breath and getting down on one knee) Vaporeon, will you marry me?
(Vaporeon pauses, slightly startled by this question, and then blushes)
Readers of Fan-fic: go on! Go on!
Vaporeon: oh yes, Espie! I will marry you!
Espeon: (smiling happily with tears in his eyes) thank you, my love.
(Vaporeon and Espeon embrace each other and kiss again)
(Camera fades out)
Narrator: and so ends another episode of Eskimo Jolteon, except for.
(The scene changes and we see Tracey Sketchit sitting down in his headquarters)
Tracey: (banging his fist onto the table) DARN! I'll never use hired mercenaries again!
How'd you like this silly story? Hope you like!