Author's note: I don't own pokemon, nor do I own.blah blah blah. Well, it
seems I'm back and up! Trigonometry is the most evil topic ever!
Eskimo Jolteon Episode 26: A Short, silly Brain-dead fan-fic by Lccorp2. Copyright Lccorp2 2002. ^_^
Narrator (me that is): picture the pokemon world in your head.
Narrator: now focus in a bit in a place above Johto, a place that is always frozen.
Narrator: now focus in on a medium-sized igloo near the sea.
Narrator: STOP!!! ^_^.
(Camera zooms into igloo. We see Jolteon sleeping in bed.)
Narrator: hey, wake up!
Jolteon: (sleepily) what?
Narrator: I said, WAKE UP!
Jolteon: (mumbling) okay, okay. No need to get nasty.
Narrator: good. Now pack your stuff and call Flareon and Umbreon. We're going to a water park.
Jolteon: what about Vaporeon and Espeon?
Narrator: let them be, after all, they've had the spotlight for the last few episodes.
Jolteon: 'k. (Rushes off)
Narrator: and so some time later.
(The scene changes and we see Jolteon, Flareon and Umbreon outside a happy water park)
Umbreon: (reading sign over entrance) mount mortar water park. (Consults map) yep, this is the place.
Jolteon: (in a little sing-song voice) why are we waiting? Why are we waiting?
Flareon: all right, I get your drift.
(They walk to the admission counter)
Jolteon: (to cashier) how much is it for a day pass, unlimited rides?
Cashier: 75,000 pokebucks per pokemon. Food not included.
Umbreon: whatever. (Fishes out 225,000 pokebucks out from wallet)
Cashier: (placing passes on counter) that's very nice. Now.
(Umbreon scrunches up the money into a ball, grabs the passes, and hurls the ball at the cashier.)
Cashier: (CENSORED)!
(Our heroes run off)
Flareon: what did you do THAT for?
Umbreon: if you can't haggle down freakishly high prices, at least make sure they know you don't like it.
Jolteon: whatever. Now lets go in.
(They flash their passes at the security guard at the entrance and enter.)
Jolteon: all right, what do we do now?
Umbreon: (checking map) well, we could always try this (Points on map)
Jolteon: (reading) go over the high waterfall in a flimsy barrel into a deep plunge pool with sharp rocks that will cut you to pieces and a Kingdra that will swallow you up if you don't get cut to pieces?
Umbreon: that's right.
Flareon: um.I think I'll pass on this one.
Umbreon: see ya later. (Rushes off with Jolteon)
Narrator: and so.
(The scene changes and we see Jolteon and Umbreon in front of the aforementioned water ride.)
Umbreon: (reading sign) you must be at least level 15 to take this ride. Do so at your own risk as we cannot guarantee your safe return. The management takes no responsibility whatsoever for any loss of limbs or life sustained while using this ride.
Jolteon: what are you waiting for? Let's go!
(They rush up)
Blissey: all right, you two, get into your seats. (Leads them to two small barrels)
(Jolteon and Umbreon get into the barrels. The Blissey nails them shut. And pushes them on the ride.)
Umbreon: hey, this isn't so ba-
(The barrels go over the waterfall)
Jolteon and Umbreon: (from inside the barrels) AAAUUUGGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!
(The barrels eventually come to a stop and bob in the water)
Umbreon: (breaking out of the barrel) that wasn't so nice.
Jolteon: (Breaking out of his barrel) I agree. (Notices something floating in the water) what's that?
(They go forward and look. On closer inspection, it turns out to Bruno floating face down.)
Jolteon and Umbreon: AAAAAAA!!!! (They run off in fright)
Narrator: meanwhile.
(We see Flareon sitting on a bench beside a tank with Gyrados in it. He is eating chips and drinking gas.)
Flareon: (reading sign on tank) please do not feed me. Keep away from the sides at all times or you may fall in and I will eat you. You have been warned.
(Flareon suddenly hears a furious thumping. He looks up and sees Koga desperately hitting on the side of the tank, with a Gyrados right behind him.)
Flareon: how sweet. (Throws empty bag of chips into a litterbin and walks away.)
(Jolteon and Umbreon walk in)
Flareon: so, how did it go?
Jolteon: um.not too bad.
Umbreon: well, wanna try that ride over there? (Points)
Jolteon: the "black hole"?
Flareon: why not?
(They walk off)
Narrator: meanwhile.
(The scene changes and we see me, The Crimson Lugia, Corrector9Yui and Kuromew by a pool marked 'Authors only')
Narrator: all right, who's going to freeze themselves first?
Kuromew: not me.
Corrector9Yui: I wish they heated these pools. (Pouts)
The Crimson Lugia: (toeing the water) I don't know.
Corrector9Yui: then I'll help you make up your mind! ^_- (Pushes The Crimson Lugia into the pool)
The Crimson Lugia: (hitting the freezing water) noooo!
Narrator: here come the cookies!
Corrector9Yui: oh look! They're Lugia-shaped! (Munches one)
The Crimson Lugia: NO! COOKIES MINE! (Rushes out of water and gobbles all the cookies)
Narrator: well, seems like we'll have mountain dew then.and back to our heroes!
(The scene changes and we see Jolteon, Flareon and Umbreon outside the water ride)
Flareon: (reading from sign) this ride is completely pitch-black and will cause nauseating for the next three hours. Ride at your own risk. Do not ride if you do not want others to see what you ate for your last meal.
Umbreon: what are we waiting for? Let's go!
(Our heroes climb into the water ride and slide down a very Very VERY bendy tube and finally emerge into a shallow pool of water)
Umbreon: (clutching head) I don't feel too well.
Flareon: neither do I. (Pukes into the pool)
Jolteon: come on; let's get out of here before they notice you puked into the pool.
Umbreon: by the way, eating too many chips is bad for you.
Flareon: whatever.
(They walk on until they see a soft toy vendor.)
Soft toy vendor: hi, would you like to buy a soft toy?
Jolteon: (groggily) are they good to puke on?
Soft Toy Vendor: (startled) um.yes.
Jolteon: good. We'll have one each. (Fishes out pokebucks)
Soft Toy Vendor: (Taking money) um.good. (Picks out three soft toys at random. By some freakish chance, they all are Espeon soft toys.)
Umbreon: (squinting at Espeon soft toy) hey, this looks EXACTLY like Espeon! (A/N: see Episode 14)
Flareon: whatever.
(They walk on until they see Falkner selling cookies)
Umbreon: what are YOU doing here?
Falkner: this is my part-time job, stupid. What do you think I do when no one is challenging me at the gym?
Flareon: got any cookies?
Falkner: nope. Some Crimson Lugia came and bought my whole supply.
Flareon: darn.
Jolteon: come on, let's go.
(They walk off. Camera fades out)
Narrator: and so ends another silly episode of Eskimo Jolteon, except for-
(The scene changes and we see me, Corrector9Yui and Kuromew in the Authors Only pool. The Crimson Lugia is sitting at the poolside gobbling cookies by the bagful.)
Narrator: when are you going to finish your cookies?
The Crimson Lugia: (ripping open another bag of cookies) NEVER! COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES! (Throws the bagful down her throat.)
Kuromew: if you don't chew properly you'll get indigestion.
(Narrator sighs)
How'd you like this silly story? Please review! ^_^
Eskimo Jolteon Episode 26: A Short, silly Brain-dead fan-fic by Lccorp2. Copyright Lccorp2 2002. ^_^
Narrator (me that is): picture the pokemon world in your head.
Narrator: now focus in a bit in a place above Johto, a place that is always frozen.
Narrator: now focus in on a medium-sized igloo near the sea.
Narrator: STOP!!! ^_^.
(Camera zooms into igloo. We see Jolteon sleeping in bed.)
Narrator: hey, wake up!
Jolteon: (sleepily) what?
Narrator: I said, WAKE UP!
Jolteon: (mumbling) okay, okay. No need to get nasty.
Narrator: good. Now pack your stuff and call Flareon and Umbreon. We're going to a water park.
Jolteon: what about Vaporeon and Espeon?
Narrator: let them be, after all, they've had the spotlight for the last few episodes.
Jolteon: 'k. (Rushes off)
Narrator: and so some time later.
(The scene changes and we see Jolteon, Flareon and Umbreon outside a happy water park)
Umbreon: (reading sign over entrance) mount mortar water park. (Consults map) yep, this is the place.
Jolteon: (in a little sing-song voice) why are we waiting? Why are we waiting?
Flareon: all right, I get your drift.
(They walk to the admission counter)
Jolteon: (to cashier) how much is it for a day pass, unlimited rides?
Cashier: 75,000 pokebucks per pokemon. Food not included.
Umbreon: whatever. (Fishes out 225,000 pokebucks out from wallet)
Cashier: (placing passes on counter) that's very nice. Now.
(Umbreon scrunches up the money into a ball, grabs the passes, and hurls the ball at the cashier.)
Cashier: (CENSORED)!
(Our heroes run off)
Flareon: what did you do THAT for?
Umbreon: if you can't haggle down freakishly high prices, at least make sure they know you don't like it.
Jolteon: whatever. Now lets go in.
(They flash their passes at the security guard at the entrance and enter.)
Jolteon: all right, what do we do now?
Umbreon: (checking map) well, we could always try this (Points on map)
Jolteon: (reading) go over the high waterfall in a flimsy barrel into a deep plunge pool with sharp rocks that will cut you to pieces and a Kingdra that will swallow you up if you don't get cut to pieces?
Umbreon: that's right.
Flareon: um.I think I'll pass on this one.
Umbreon: see ya later. (Rushes off with Jolteon)
Narrator: and so.
(The scene changes and we see Jolteon and Umbreon in front of the aforementioned water ride.)
Umbreon: (reading sign) you must be at least level 15 to take this ride. Do so at your own risk as we cannot guarantee your safe return. The management takes no responsibility whatsoever for any loss of limbs or life sustained while using this ride.
Jolteon: what are you waiting for? Let's go!
(They rush up)
Blissey: all right, you two, get into your seats. (Leads them to two small barrels)
(Jolteon and Umbreon get into the barrels. The Blissey nails them shut. And pushes them on the ride.)
Umbreon: hey, this isn't so ba-
(The barrels go over the waterfall)
Jolteon and Umbreon: (from inside the barrels) AAAUUUGGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!
(The barrels eventually come to a stop and bob in the water)
Umbreon: (breaking out of the barrel) that wasn't so nice.
Jolteon: (Breaking out of his barrel) I agree. (Notices something floating in the water) what's that?
(They go forward and look. On closer inspection, it turns out to Bruno floating face down.)
Jolteon and Umbreon: AAAAAAA!!!! (They run off in fright)
Narrator: meanwhile.
(We see Flareon sitting on a bench beside a tank with Gyrados in it. He is eating chips and drinking gas.)
Flareon: (reading sign on tank) please do not feed me. Keep away from the sides at all times or you may fall in and I will eat you. You have been warned.
(Flareon suddenly hears a furious thumping. He looks up and sees Koga desperately hitting on the side of the tank, with a Gyrados right behind him.)
Flareon: how sweet. (Throws empty bag of chips into a litterbin and walks away.)
(Jolteon and Umbreon walk in)
Flareon: so, how did it go?
Jolteon: um.not too bad.
Umbreon: well, wanna try that ride over there? (Points)
Jolteon: the "black hole"?
Flareon: why not?
(They walk off)
Narrator: meanwhile.
(The scene changes and we see me, The Crimson Lugia, Corrector9Yui and Kuromew by a pool marked 'Authors only')
Narrator: all right, who's going to freeze themselves first?
Kuromew: not me.
Corrector9Yui: I wish they heated these pools. (Pouts)
The Crimson Lugia: (toeing the water) I don't know.
Corrector9Yui: then I'll help you make up your mind! ^_- (Pushes The Crimson Lugia into the pool)
The Crimson Lugia: (hitting the freezing water) noooo!
Narrator: here come the cookies!
Corrector9Yui: oh look! They're Lugia-shaped! (Munches one)
The Crimson Lugia: NO! COOKIES MINE! (Rushes out of water and gobbles all the cookies)
Narrator: well, seems like we'll have mountain dew then.and back to our heroes!
(The scene changes and we see Jolteon, Flareon and Umbreon outside the water ride)
Flareon: (reading from sign) this ride is completely pitch-black and will cause nauseating for the next three hours. Ride at your own risk. Do not ride if you do not want others to see what you ate for your last meal.
Umbreon: what are we waiting for? Let's go!
(Our heroes climb into the water ride and slide down a very Very VERY bendy tube and finally emerge into a shallow pool of water)
Umbreon: (clutching head) I don't feel too well.
Flareon: neither do I. (Pukes into the pool)
Jolteon: come on; let's get out of here before they notice you puked into the pool.
Umbreon: by the way, eating too many chips is bad for you.
Flareon: whatever.
(They walk on until they see a soft toy vendor.)
Soft toy vendor: hi, would you like to buy a soft toy?
Jolteon: (groggily) are they good to puke on?
Soft Toy Vendor: (startled) um.yes.
Jolteon: good. We'll have one each. (Fishes out pokebucks)
Soft Toy Vendor: (Taking money) um.good. (Picks out three soft toys at random. By some freakish chance, they all are Espeon soft toys.)
Umbreon: (squinting at Espeon soft toy) hey, this looks EXACTLY like Espeon! (A/N: see Episode 14)
Flareon: whatever.
(They walk on until they see Falkner selling cookies)
Umbreon: what are YOU doing here?
Falkner: this is my part-time job, stupid. What do you think I do when no one is challenging me at the gym?
Flareon: got any cookies?
Falkner: nope. Some Crimson Lugia came and bought my whole supply.
Flareon: darn.
Jolteon: come on, let's go.
(They walk off. Camera fades out)
Narrator: and so ends another silly episode of Eskimo Jolteon, except for-
(The scene changes and we see me, Corrector9Yui and Kuromew in the Authors Only pool. The Crimson Lugia is sitting at the poolside gobbling cookies by the bagful.)
Narrator: when are you going to finish your cookies?
The Crimson Lugia: (ripping open another bag of cookies) NEVER! COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES! (Throws the bagful down her throat.)
Kuromew: if you don't chew properly you'll get indigestion.
(Narrator sighs)
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