Author's note: sorry for the break.I've been having a string of very bad
days.oh well.I don't own pokemon, nor do I own any other characters not
created by me. So there. Now let's get on with the story!
Eskimo Jolteon Episode 29:
A Short, silly Brain-dead fan-fic by Lccorp2. Copyright Lccorp2 2002. ^_^
Narrator (me that is): picture the pokemon world in your head.
Narrator: now focus in a bit in a place above Johto, a place that is always frozen.
Narrator: now focus in on a medium-sized igloo near the mountains.
Narrator: STOP!!! ^_^.
(Camera zooms into igloo. We see me reading the Encyclopedia Gameia while sitting by my filming apparatus and a door.)
Narrator: (flicking through a whole stack of pages) why do I always have to wait for those two to finish?
Vaporeon: (from behind the door) (moaning) oh, OH, OHHHHHHH!!!!
Narrator: (angrily slamming Encyclopedia Gameia shut) well, seems like I've got to postpone that evil fairy tale, because it'll take forever for those two to finish playing with each other. And so.
(The next morning. We see Jolteon sorting out through his mail while sipping at his coffee.)
Jolteon: (ripping through a parcel and finding something) hello, what's this? It seems to be a card of some kind.
(Camera zooms in onto the card. We see some sort of picture of a Crimson Lugia on it.)
Jolteon: (to self) I wonder what this is. (Hears a knock at the door. He walks over to open it. It opens to reveal Vaporeon, looking slightly worried.)
Jolteon: what's up? You don't look your cheerful self.
Vaporeon: (walking in and sitting down at the table) I've got something to say.but I'm not sure whether I should do so. Will you promise to keep a secret for a while?
Jolteon: well, ok. Shoot. (Sips at coffee)
Vaporeon: (taking a deep breath) I think I'm pregnant.
(In shock, Jolteon spits out the coffee. The contents of the coffee cup spill onto the table, forming a small brown puddle.)
Jolteon: (not believing what he heard) WHAT DID YOU SAY?
Vaporeon: I said, I think I'm pregnant.
Jolteon: wha.what makes you think that? Why tell me this?
Vaporeon: (patting her slightly swollen tummy) well, it's beginning to show, and although it's supposed to be a surprise for Espie on our wedding day, I just had to tell someone.
Jolteon: (evidently dazed) um.
Vaporeon: maybe I should leave. (Gets up and leaves)
(Eventually, Jolteon manages to recollect himself and continues to sort out the mail.)
Jolteon: (to self) I wonder why this card has "the cookies are mine" inscribed on it. (Rubs the lettering)
(Suddenly, a ton of cookies materialize directly over Jolteon and squash him.)
Jolteon: ouch. Someone get me out from under here!
(Umbreon walks in through the door)
Jolteon: help me!
Umbreon: has it been one of those days again? (Tries to dig Jolteon out)
Narrator: while Umbreon is digging out Jolteon, let us have a quick peek.
(The scene changes to Tracey Sketchit HQ. We see Tracey and Darth Gary in front of some machine.)
Darth Gary: are you sure this will work, master?
Tracey: of course it will work! If I can't take over the world now, I will try taking over it in the past! Then I will rule the world! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Darth Gary: oh, all right. (Pulls a lever on the machine. A purple vortex opens and Tracey Sketchit steps into it.) Oh well, now to play solitaire until master returns.
Narrator: and now back to our heroes.
(The scene changes and we see Umbreon still trying to dig out Jolteon)
Umbreon: this doesn't seem to be working.
(Suddenly, The Crimson Lugia appears)
The Crimson Lugia: excuse me, I think these are mine. (Picks up the card and shovels the cookies into her mouth. In a matter of seconds, the whole pile of cookies is gone.)
Jolteon: (brushing cookie crumbs off himself) all right, what are you here for?
The Crimson Lugia: yes, I am here on a matter of great importance! The Evil Tracey Sketchit has gone to the past to try and take over the world, and you two must stop him!
Umbreon: why us?
Narrator: because the script says so. (Waves script around.)
Umbreon: oh, all right. Can we first get our weapons?
Narrator: duh.
(Jolteon and Umbreon rush off and return a few moments later with their respective weapons.)
Jolteon: all right, now how do we get to the past?
The Crimson Lugia: I'll handle that. (Waves her wings and a purple vortex appears. Jolteon and Umbreon dive into the vortex, which closes after them.)
Narrator: well, that's done. The special-effects guy is gonna charge me a bomb for this.
The Crimson Lugia: whatever. Got any cookies?
Narrator: sure. (Hands her a huge bag)
Morty: (from outside) would you two like some milk with those cookies? They say strawberry milk is good with chocolate chip cookies.
Narrator: oh, brother. Meanwhile.
(The scene changes to Olivine 15 years ago. Jolteon and Umbreon land in a heap.)
Umbreon: (rubbing the spots that ache most) that was NOT a smooth ride.
Jolteon: (dusting himself off) I agree.
Umbreon: this place really brings back old memories, no? Look, the old mall is there.
Jolteon: later, we've got a mission to accomplish.
Umbreon: but where do we start looking for Tracey? This place is so large!
Jolteon: good point, although I have the feeling he'll probably want a dramatic appearance.
Umbreon: well, we could always start at the mall! I remember the ice cream shop the five of us used to hang around.
Jolteon: (rolling his eyes) oh, all right.
(Some time later. We see our heroes at the mall.)
Jolteon: Tracey doesn't seem to be here.
Umbreon: look, that's us! (Points)
(The camera swings to show two Eevee pups, although somewhat different, still unmistakably Jolteon and Umbreon.)
Jolteon: oh, no no no. We're not going and meet ourselves.
Umbreon: did I really look that nerdy?
(Suddenly, a huge robot strides over. Standing on its shoulder is the figure of Tracey. Pokemon flee in all directions.)
Umbreon: oh no, it's him!
Tracey: attention, people of Olivine. I am the great emperor Tracey Sketchit. Prepare to be subjugated.
(The two Eevees that are Jolteon and Umbreon stand in wonder at the robot, not comprehending the danger that they are in.)
Jolteon: oh no! Why are we so dumb!?
Tracey: (noticing the two Eevee watching him) hey, what are you staring at? Get out of my way! (Raises the robot's leg to squash them both.)
Jolteon: hey, I wonder what happens to us if they die.
Umbreon: I don't know, but I'm not going to find out the hard way. (Shouts) HEY, YOOHOO! TRACEY! OVER HERE!
Tracey: WHAT?! It can't be.never mind, I will finish the both of you here! (Two machineguns pop out of the robot and fire wildly at them. Jolteon and Umbreon dive for cover and return fire.)
Umbreon: it's no use! The robot just absorbs our shots!
Tracey: HA HA HA! I AM INVUNERABLE!
(Suddenly, the chance collision of five hundred million air molecules onto a single molecule marked "do not pull out this molecule" causes it to shift out of place.)
Tracey: (feeling the robot tremble) WHAT?! (The robot crumbles into very fine dust)
Umbreon: ha ha ha.
Tracey: (standing in the midst of the dust cloud) it's not over! I shall return and have my revenge one day! (Opens a portal and dives into it)
Jolteon: well, what about those two? (Points to the younger version of themselves)
(Jolteon and Umbreon walk over and pick up the younger versions of themselves)
Jolteon: it's all right now. Run home to mommy.
Eevee (U): hey mister, you're so cool! You actually destroyed the robot!
Jolteon: um.yeah.
Eevee (J): yeah, where did you come from?
Umbreon: (searching his mind for a honest but deceptive answer) um.from up north.
Eevee (J): wow! I want to move up there too and be like you!
Eevee (U): me too!
Umbreon: all right, now go home or your mommies will be getting worried. (Watches them scamper off into the distance)
Jolteon: I wonder if we set our fates.
Umbreon: I don't know.
(Suddenly, a portal appears and The Crimson Lugia's voice can be heard.)
The Crimson Lugia: hurry up and come back! I can't keep it open forever!
Umbreon: oh well, there goes my chance of reliving my memories.
(They dive into the portal. Camera fades out)
Narrator: and so ends another episode of Eskimo Jolteon, except for-
(The scene changes and we see Tracey Sketchit return through the portal, bruised and battered.)
Darth Gary: I suppose things didn't go too well, master.
Tracey: shut up and help me think of another evil plan.
(Camera fades out)
How'd you like this silly story? Please review! ^_^
Eskimo Jolteon Episode 29:
A Short, silly Brain-dead fan-fic by Lccorp2. Copyright Lccorp2 2002. ^_^
Narrator (me that is): picture the pokemon world in your head.
Narrator: now focus in a bit in a place above Johto, a place that is always frozen.
Narrator: now focus in on a medium-sized igloo near the mountains.
Narrator: STOP!!! ^_^.
(Camera zooms into igloo. We see me reading the Encyclopedia Gameia while sitting by my filming apparatus and a door.)
Narrator: (flicking through a whole stack of pages) why do I always have to wait for those two to finish?
Vaporeon: (from behind the door) (moaning) oh, OH, OHHHHHHH!!!!
Narrator: (angrily slamming Encyclopedia Gameia shut) well, seems like I've got to postpone that evil fairy tale, because it'll take forever for those two to finish playing with each other. And so.
(The next morning. We see Jolteon sorting out through his mail while sipping at his coffee.)
Jolteon: (ripping through a parcel and finding something) hello, what's this? It seems to be a card of some kind.
(Camera zooms in onto the card. We see some sort of picture of a Crimson Lugia on it.)
Jolteon: (to self) I wonder what this is. (Hears a knock at the door. He walks over to open it. It opens to reveal Vaporeon, looking slightly worried.)
Jolteon: what's up? You don't look your cheerful self.
Vaporeon: (walking in and sitting down at the table) I've got something to say.but I'm not sure whether I should do so. Will you promise to keep a secret for a while?
Jolteon: well, ok. Shoot. (Sips at coffee)
Vaporeon: (taking a deep breath) I think I'm pregnant.
(In shock, Jolteon spits out the coffee. The contents of the coffee cup spill onto the table, forming a small brown puddle.)
Jolteon: (not believing what he heard) WHAT DID YOU SAY?
Vaporeon: I said, I think I'm pregnant.
Jolteon: wha.what makes you think that? Why tell me this?
Vaporeon: (patting her slightly swollen tummy) well, it's beginning to show, and although it's supposed to be a surprise for Espie on our wedding day, I just had to tell someone.
Jolteon: (evidently dazed) um.
Vaporeon: maybe I should leave. (Gets up and leaves)
(Eventually, Jolteon manages to recollect himself and continues to sort out the mail.)
Jolteon: (to self) I wonder why this card has "the cookies are mine" inscribed on it. (Rubs the lettering)
(Suddenly, a ton of cookies materialize directly over Jolteon and squash him.)
Jolteon: ouch. Someone get me out from under here!
(Umbreon walks in through the door)
Jolteon: help me!
Umbreon: has it been one of those days again? (Tries to dig Jolteon out)
Narrator: while Umbreon is digging out Jolteon, let us have a quick peek.
(The scene changes to Tracey Sketchit HQ. We see Tracey and Darth Gary in front of some machine.)
Darth Gary: are you sure this will work, master?
Tracey: of course it will work! If I can't take over the world now, I will try taking over it in the past! Then I will rule the world! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Darth Gary: oh, all right. (Pulls a lever on the machine. A purple vortex opens and Tracey Sketchit steps into it.) Oh well, now to play solitaire until master returns.
Narrator: and now back to our heroes.
(The scene changes and we see Umbreon still trying to dig out Jolteon)
Umbreon: this doesn't seem to be working.
(Suddenly, The Crimson Lugia appears)
The Crimson Lugia: excuse me, I think these are mine. (Picks up the card and shovels the cookies into her mouth. In a matter of seconds, the whole pile of cookies is gone.)
Jolteon: (brushing cookie crumbs off himself) all right, what are you here for?
The Crimson Lugia: yes, I am here on a matter of great importance! The Evil Tracey Sketchit has gone to the past to try and take over the world, and you two must stop him!
Umbreon: why us?
Narrator: because the script says so. (Waves script around.)
Umbreon: oh, all right. Can we first get our weapons?
Narrator: duh.
(Jolteon and Umbreon rush off and return a few moments later with their respective weapons.)
Jolteon: all right, now how do we get to the past?
The Crimson Lugia: I'll handle that. (Waves her wings and a purple vortex appears. Jolteon and Umbreon dive into the vortex, which closes after them.)
Narrator: well, that's done. The special-effects guy is gonna charge me a bomb for this.
The Crimson Lugia: whatever. Got any cookies?
Narrator: sure. (Hands her a huge bag)
Morty: (from outside) would you two like some milk with those cookies? They say strawberry milk is good with chocolate chip cookies.
Narrator: oh, brother. Meanwhile.
(The scene changes to Olivine 15 years ago. Jolteon and Umbreon land in a heap.)
Umbreon: (rubbing the spots that ache most) that was NOT a smooth ride.
Jolteon: (dusting himself off) I agree.
Umbreon: this place really brings back old memories, no? Look, the old mall is there.
Jolteon: later, we've got a mission to accomplish.
Umbreon: but where do we start looking for Tracey? This place is so large!
Jolteon: good point, although I have the feeling he'll probably want a dramatic appearance.
Umbreon: well, we could always start at the mall! I remember the ice cream shop the five of us used to hang around.
Jolteon: (rolling his eyes) oh, all right.
(Some time later. We see our heroes at the mall.)
Jolteon: Tracey doesn't seem to be here.
Umbreon: look, that's us! (Points)
(The camera swings to show two Eevee pups, although somewhat different, still unmistakably Jolteon and Umbreon.)
Jolteon: oh, no no no. We're not going and meet ourselves.
Umbreon: did I really look that nerdy?
(Suddenly, a huge robot strides over. Standing on its shoulder is the figure of Tracey. Pokemon flee in all directions.)
Umbreon: oh no, it's him!
Tracey: attention, people of Olivine. I am the great emperor Tracey Sketchit. Prepare to be subjugated.
(The two Eevees that are Jolteon and Umbreon stand in wonder at the robot, not comprehending the danger that they are in.)
Jolteon: oh no! Why are we so dumb!?
Tracey: (noticing the two Eevee watching him) hey, what are you staring at? Get out of my way! (Raises the robot's leg to squash them both.)
Jolteon: hey, I wonder what happens to us if they die.
Umbreon: I don't know, but I'm not going to find out the hard way. (Shouts) HEY, YOOHOO! TRACEY! OVER HERE!
Tracey: WHAT?! It can't be.never mind, I will finish the both of you here! (Two machineguns pop out of the robot and fire wildly at them. Jolteon and Umbreon dive for cover and return fire.)
Umbreon: it's no use! The robot just absorbs our shots!
Tracey: HA HA HA! I AM INVUNERABLE!
(Suddenly, the chance collision of five hundred million air molecules onto a single molecule marked "do not pull out this molecule" causes it to shift out of place.)
Tracey: (feeling the robot tremble) WHAT?! (The robot crumbles into very fine dust)
Umbreon: ha ha ha.
Tracey: (standing in the midst of the dust cloud) it's not over! I shall return and have my revenge one day! (Opens a portal and dives into it)
Jolteon: well, what about those two? (Points to the younger version of themselves)
(Jolteon and Umbreon walk over and pick up the younger versions of themselves)
Jolteon: it's all right now. Run home to mommy.
Eevee (U): hey mister, you're so cool! You actually destroyed the robot!
Jolteon: um.yeah.
Eevee (J): yeah, where did you come from?
Umbreon: (searching his mind for a honest but deceptive answer) um.from up north.
Eevee (J): wow! I want to move up there too and be like you!
Eevee (U): me too!
Umbreon: all right, now go home or your mommies will be getting worried. (Watches them scamper off into the distance)
Jolteon: I wonder if we set our fates.
Umbreon: I don't know.
(Suddenly, a portal appears and The Crimson Lugia's voice can be heard.)
The Crimson Lugia: hurry up and come back! I can't keep it open forever!
Umbreon: oh well, there goes my chance of reliving my memories.
(They dive into the portal. Camera fades out)
Narrator: and so ends another episode of Eskimo Jolteon, except for-
(The scene changes and we see Tracey Sketchit return through the portal, bruised and battered.)
Darth Gary: I suppose things didn't go too well, master.
Tracey: shut up and help me think of another evil plan.
(Camera fades out)
How'd you like this silly story? Please review! ^_^