Billy the Goat
One day Billy the goat was walking down the street when Pot Belly the pig jumped out and said " Yo yo yo! Wassup dude? I got some Altoids. You want one?"
"Sure" said Billy the goat. "I'd be happy to have one. Wait.what kind are these 'Altoids'?"
"Um.cheese?"
"Cool I'm in!"
So Billy and Pot Belly sat on the curb eating their Altoids. All of a sudden, George jumped out and said " I am hungry so I'll eat you. But I won't under one condition."
All this time, Pot Belly was staring at George amazed. "He's beautiful," he thought.
"Now this condition is, one of you will have to marry me."
"I'll do it," said Pot Belly suddenly.
"Ok let's go then.honey!"
"Ohhhh!"
As they flew off on George's Cleansweep, they started to kiss romantically. Not watching where they were going, they ran into a tree.
As they rode off into the sunset, Billy called out, "What about the Altoids?!"
One day Billy the goat was walking down the street when Pot Belly the pig jumped out and said " Yo yo yo! Wassup dude? I got some Altoids. You want one?"
"Sure" said Billy the goat. "I'd be happy to have one. Wait.what kind are these 'Altoids'?"
"Um.cheese?"
"Cool I'm in!"
So Billy and Pot Belly sat on the curb eating their Altoids. All of a sudden, George jumped out and said " I am hungry so I'll eat you. But I won't under one condition."
All this time, Pot Belly was staring at George amazed. "He's beautiful," he thought.
"Now this condition is, one of you will have to marry me."
"I'll do it," said Pot Belly suddenly.
"Ok let's go then.honey!"
"Ohhhh!"
As they flew off on George's Cleansweep, they started to kiss romantically. Not watching where they were going, they ran into a tree.
As they rode off into the sunset, Billy called out, "What about the Altoids?!"