Author's note: I don't own pokemon, nor do I own any other characters not
created by me. Ok? Now let's get on with the song! ^_^
Eskimo Jolteon Episode 30:
A Short, silly Brain-dead fan-fic by Lccorp2. Copyright Lccorp2 2002. ^_^
Narrator (me that is): picture the pokemon world in your head.
Narrator: now focus in a bit in a place, a place with a stage.
Narrator: now focus in on a happy stage with spotlights..
Narrator: STOP!!! ^_^.
(Camera zooms in on stage as Flareon and Espeon walk on stage.)
Flareon: hello, all! Today as lccorp2 has had an evil idea, I'm going to sing you all a song!
(Espeon strums a guitar he is holding.)
Flareon: well, you folks at home can sing along too! The tune is from the first verse of 'jingle bells'!
(Espeon starts playing a tune)
Flareon: jungle bells, jungle bells, ASH IS DEAD! LUGIA USED AN AEROBLAST AND SHOT HIM IN THE HEAD! Pikachu, pikachu, tried to save his life, BUT G.I JOE FROM MEXICO STABBED IT WITH A KNIFE!
Flareon and Espeon: jungle bells, jungle bells, ASH IS DEAD! LUGIA USED AN AEROBLAST AND SHOT HIM IN THE HEAD! Pikachu, pikachu, tried to save his life, BUT G.I JOE FROM MEXICO STABBED IT WITH A KNIFE!
Flareon: jungle bells, jungle bells, ASH IS DEAD!
LUGIA ATE HIS BODY AND WHAT WAS LEFT OF HIS HEAD! Pikachu, pikachu, was stabbed in the brain, And I can say that it was in pain.
Flareon and Espeon: jungle bells, jungle bells, ASH IS DEAD! LUGIA USED AN AEROBLAST AND SHOT HIM IN THE HEAD! Pikachu, pikachu, tried to save his life, BUT G.I JOE FROM MEXICO STABBED IT WITH A KNIFE!
Flareon: jungle bells, jungle bells, ASH IS DEAD! NO ONE MISSED HIM OR HIS STUPID EMPTY HEAD! Pikachu, pikachu was buried six feet down, And we can all agree that it's better underground.
Flareon and Espeon: jungle bells, jungle bells, ASH IS DEAD! LUGIA USED AN AEROBLAST AND SHOT HIM IN THE HEAD! Pikachu, pikachu, tried to save his life, BUT G.I JOE FROM MEXICO STABBED IT WITH A KNIFE!
Flareon: LUGIA USED AN AEROBLAST AND SHOT HIM IN THE HEAD!
(Cheers and applause from the audience)
Espeon: thank you. Thank you.
Flareon: that was good, no?
Espeon: well, at least I didn't get hurt this time.
Flareon: well then, hold this. (Thrusts a stick of dynamite into Espeon's paws and runs away.)
Espeon: huh?
(The dynamite explodes, leaving Espeon charred.)
Narrator: oh well. And so ends another evil song!
How'd you like this? Please review! ^_^
Eskimo Jolteon Episode 30:
A Short, silly Brain-dead fan-fic by Lccorp2. Copyright Lccorp2 2002. ^_^
Narrator (me that is): picture the pokemon world in your head.
Narrator: now focus in a bit in a place, a place with a stage.
Narrator: now focus in on a happy stage with spotlights..
Narrator: STOP!!! ^_^.
(Camera zooms in on stage as Flareon and Espeon walk on stage.)
Flareon: hello, all! Today as lccorp2 has had an evil idea, I'm going to sing you all a song!
(Espeon strums a guitar he is holding.)
Flareon: well, you folks at home can sing along too! The tune is from the first verse of 'jingle bells'!
(Espeon starts playing a tune)
Flareon: jungle bells, jungle bells, ASH IS DEAD! LUGIA USED AN AEROBLAST AND SHOT HIM IN THE HEAD! Pikachu, pikachu, tried to save his life, BUT G.I JOE FROM MEXICO STABBED IT WITH A KNIFE!
Flareon and Espeon: jungle bells, jungle bells, ASH IS DEAD! LUGIA USED AN AEROBLAST AND SHOT HIM IN THE HEAD! Pikachu, pikachu, tried to save his life, BUT G.I JOE FROM MEXICO STABBED IT WITH A KNIFE!
Flareon: jungle bells, jungle bells, ASH IS DEAD!
LUGIA ATE HIS BODY AND WHAT WAS LEFT OF HIS HEAD! Pikachu, pikachu, was stabbed in the brain, And I can say that it was in pain.
Flareon and Espeon: jungle bells, jungle bells, ASH IS DEAD! LUGIA USED AN AEROBLAST AND SHOT HIM IN THE HEAD! Pikachu, pikachu, tried to save his life, BUT G.I JOE FROM MEXICO STABBED IT WITH A KNIFE!
Flareon: jungle bells, jungle bells, ASH IS DEAD! NO ONE MISSED HIM OR HIS STUPID EMPTY HEAD! Pikachu, pikachu was buried six feet down, And we can all agree that it's better underground.
Flareon and Espeon: jungle bells, jungle bells, ASH IS DEAD! LUGIA USED AN AEROBLAST AND SHOT HIM IN THE HEAD! Pikachu, pikachu, tried to save his life, BUT G.I JOE FROM MEXICO STABBED IT WITH A KNIFE!
Flareon: LUGIA USED AN AEROBLAST AND SHOT HIM IN THE HEAD!
(Cheers and applause from the audience)
Espeon: thank you. Thank you.
Flareon: that was good, no?
Espeon: well, at least I didn't get hurt this time.
Flareon: well then, hold this. (Thrusts a stick of dynamite into Espeon's paws and runs away.)
Espeon: huh?
(The dynamite explodes, leaving Espeon charred.)
Narrator: oh well. And so ends another evil song!
How'd you like this? Please review! ^_^