A/N: Thanks to all my beautiful reviewers! Keep them up.

TheImaginator: The names of the children, whose children they are, and their ages are mentioned at the top of the first chapter.

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"PENELOPE AND MELINDA! WHAT IN HEAVEN'S NAME DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?" Piper and Phoebe stormed into the attic.

"Look, Mom, I know it looks bad, but it's not what it looks like," Nellie tried feebly.

"WHAT have we said about personal gain?"

"But it wasn't for personal gain," tried Mellie, equally feeble.

"You both are grounded for two weeks! And there will be NO magic for a month!"

"WHAT! No magic for a MONTH! But Mom, that's UNFAIR! We didn't do the personal gain thingy!"

"GO!"

"I can't believe they wouldn't listen to us," complained Mellie on their way back. "It's not like it was personal gain or anything! But that's right. They never listen to us!"

"Why do I hate our Moms right now?" asked Nellie between clenched teeth.

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"Uncle Dan, what happened to your hair!" gawked Wyatt. Uncle Dan looked very different now.

"I don't know. It's" he paused a bit, "gone."

"I see that," Wyatt pointed out. "I just wondered what happened."

"How should I know," Dan snapped, bur then reproached himself. 'Don't get mad, this doesn't change anything. Just get on with the plan.' "Wyatt," he said. "You and I are pals, right?"

"Right," Wyatt agreed, looking puzzled.

"I think it's time we had a little talk, you and I."

"Sure," Wyatt was more puzzled.

Dan took a deep breath. 'Right. Time to see if he buys you're story. Be calm, you're going to get her in the end.'

"Wyatt, I want to tell you a little secret."

"What secret?"

"I think you'd better sit down." Wyatt did so.

"Wyatt, Leo is not your father."

"WHAT? Of course he is!"

But Dan could see Wyatt doubted. 'He's buying it,' he thought happily. 'Prepare yourself for a new husband, Piper.'

"No he isn't . son."

A/N: Oooo. Evil me! Is Wyatt going to buy Dan's lie? Sorry that the chapter is so short, but I wanted the next chapter to be a, well, different chapter.