Author's note: sorry for the break in Episode making.but I have a very evil
big sister (5 years older than me) oh well. I don't own pokemon. If I did,
I wouldn't have to put up with an evil big sister. By they way, I am saving
up for a GBA. According to my calculations, at my present rate of saving, I
will have saved enough when pokemon ruby and sapphire are released. Now
let's get on with the story! ^_^
Eskimo Jolteon Episode 32:
A Short, silly Brain-dead fan-fic by Lccorp2. Copyright Lccorp2 2002. ^_^
Narrator (me that is): picture the pokemon world in your head.
Narrator: now focus in a bit in a place above Johto, a place that is always frozen.
Narrator: now focus in on a medium-sized igloo near the sea.
Narrator: STOP!!! ^_^.
(Camera zooms into igloo. We see Jolteon and Umbreon fiddling with a computer. Empty boxes surround them.)
Umbreon: no, you plug in the mouse over there.
Jolteon: really?
Umbreon: (fiddling with the back of the CPU) yes.
Narrator: this is boring, isn't it?
Jolteon: yes, but once we get this fixed up, it won't be very boring.
Narrator: I don't think I wanna film this boring scene.
(TCL walks into the set, holding a bag of cookies)
TCL: (crunching cookies) whatcha doing?
Narrator: well, as you can see, I'm waiting for them to do something interesting so I can make this episode.
TCL: oh.
Narrator: (checking watch) will you look at the time, it's nearly 10:30 PM and I gotta get my bike home before I won't even be able to pedal it any more. Could you look after them for a while?
TCL: (shrugging) whatever. I don't think that would be much of a problem.
Narrator: thanks. (Leaps onto bike and starts pedaling furiously)
(The camera follows me as I ride, until I am a few blocks from my home when- )
Officer Jenny: (from behind) hold it right there, young man!
Narrator: oh great. (Stops and puts kickstand down) may I help you?
Officer Jenny: yes. You were speeding. Why were you riding so fast?
Narrator: (feeling teeth starting to lengthen) um.it's a long story.could you just give me my ticket and go?
Officer Jenny: no. As a police officer I have to establish the cause of your offence.
Narrator: (feeling fur starting to grow) please.you don't really wanna know.
Officer Jenny: you, young man, are a very rude bo-
Narrator: (hearing the first bone snap) oh no.
(The cracking and snapping continues for some time)
Officer Jenny: (staring) AAIIEEE!!! (Faints)
(Suddenly, a van with 'Goldenrod Mental Hospital' pulls up next to us. Two paramedics jump out, bundle Officer Jenny into the van, leap back in and the van drives off)
Narrator: (struggling out of clothes) that was weird. Now how am I going to get my bike back home in this shape?
(Just then, Melody walks by)
Melody: (petting me on the head) oh, you're so cute!
Narrator: please do not pet me. If you keep on petting me I will be forced to bite you and ruin your nighttime social life forever.
Melody: (withdrawing hand) oh, it's you.
Narrator: yes. Could you please help me to bring my bike home? It's just a few blocks down the road.
Melody: oh. 'k. What about your clothes?
Narrator: I'll just take 'em with me. (Lopes off)
Narrator: meanwhile.
(Camera zooms back to Jolteon, Umbreon and TCL. Jolteon and Umbreon are still fiddling with the computer.)
TCL: I wonder when Lc is coming back.
Narrator: I'm here! Right in front of you!
TCL: (staring into empty space) I don't see you.
Narrator: (snapping out of Faint Attack) now you do! ^_-
TCL: (crunching on cookies) all right, what do I do now?
Narrator: sit behind and watch me film. Could you please adjust the camera down to my new height?
TCL: ok. (Adjusts camera)
Narrator: and back to our heroes.
Jolteon: (groaning in infuriation) I just can't seem to get this to work! Stupid machine! (Kicks computer)
Umbreon: all right, if you're not going to try fixing this up, what are we gonna do?
Jolteon: I wish I hadn't had those ten cups of coffee.
Umbreon: come on, maybe a walk will do you some good. Then we can try fixing that thing up again.
Jolteon: maybe you're right.
Narrator: and so.
(The scene changes and we see Jolteon and Umbreon walking among the ice floes)
Jolteon: I still don't feel better.
(Suddenly, a white Gengar walks out from behind a snow mound.)
Gengar: I'm the ghost of the avalanche. Boo.
(Two huge piles of snow materialize form thin air and drop onto Jolteon and Umbreon)
Umbreon: (buried under the pile of snow) hey, what did you do THAT for?
Ghost: because the script says so. Boo.
(More snow drops onto Jolteon and Umbreon.)
Jolteon: will you please stop that?
Ghost: nope, my contract says I can't stop. Boo.
(Yet more snow drops onto our heroes.)
Umbreon: all right, what do we have to do to make you go away?
Ghost: well, I'd go away if you gave me some sugared cake. I like sugared cake.
Jolteon: but where are we to find sugared cake in the middle of the night?
Ghost: that's your business. Boo.
(More snow drops onto our heroes. By this time, they are buried under a huge mountain of snow.)
Jolteon: all right, all right. We'll find you some sugared cake.
(Jolteon and Umbreon crawl out from under the mountain of snow and rush off)
Narrator: and so.
(The scene changes to the Pokemart. Delibird is gleaning the counter when Jolteon rushes in at light speed.)
Jolteon: (breathlessly) GIMME! GIMME!
Delibird: hey, cool it! What do you want?!
Jolteon: SUGARED CAKE!
Delibird: I'm sorry, but Vaporeon came in and bought up my whole supply a half an hour ago.
Jolteon: AAAAA!!!!! (Rushes off)
Narrator: therefore.
(The scene changes and we see Vaporeon sitting under the tree, surrounded by lots of empty cake boxes. As she inserts the last slice of cake into her mouth and chews, Jolteon rushes over.)
Jolteon: NOOOOOOO!!!!!
Vaporeon: (looking quizzically at Jolteon) what's the matter?
Jolteon: SUGARED CAKE!!!!!!
Vaporeon: oops.sorry.but my babies have been crying out to me for sugared cake all night.
Jolteon: AAAAA!!!!! (Runs off)
Vaporeon: sometimes, I really wonder if he is sane.
Narrator: meanwhile.
(The scene changes and we see Umbreon walking among the ice floes)
Umbreon: now where to get sugared cake.(looks out at TCL and me) would you have any?
Narrator: do I look like I have any sugared cake?
TCL: nope. Only got cookies. (Munches on them)
Umbreon: oh, all- (trips over something) ouch!
(On closer inspection, it proves to be a gold bar. Umbreon picks it up.)
Umbreon: all right, now what am I supposed to do with this?
(Just then, Morty walks over.)
Morty: ooooooohhhhh! A gold bar! Can I have it?
Umbreon: and what will you give me?
Morty: well, I can give you a 8x10 glossy of myself. (Produces a photograph.)
Umbreon: oh, whatever. (Hands Morty the gold bar and takes the photo.)
Morty: I'm rich! I'm rich! (Runs off into the night screaming happily)
TCL: did you really use real gold?
Narrator: nah, it's just tin painted gold with lead weights inside.
TCL: oh.
(Just then, C9Y walks over.)
C9Y: does anyone here have any Morty collectables?
Umbreon: well, I've got a 8x10 glossy.
C9Y: ooohhh! (Snatches photograph and produces.)
Umbreon: a slice of sugared cake! (Grabs it)
Narrator: (staring hungrily at C9Y's leg) blood.Blood.BLOOD..
TCL: (grabbing and shaking me) hey, snap out of it!
Narrator: (shaking head) what just happened?
TCL: well.
Narrator: whatever.
Umbreon: YES! I HAVE SUGARED CAKE! (Runs off with it)
Narrator: let's have some fun with him, shall we?
(Suddenly, Umbreon trips and lets go of the sugared cake. It bounces down and falls down a cliff.)
Umbreon: NNOOOO!!!!
(The camera follows the slice of sugared cake as it falls down and hits Pyrovulpix's head.)
PV: ouch! (Rubs head) what's this? (Holds up the slice of cake) it's not a cheese nip, so it can't be important. (Hurls it away)
(The camera follows the slice of sugared cake as it continues to fall, and by some amazing coincidence, it lands right in front of the Ghost.)
Ghost: sugared cake! Yummy!
Narrator: some time later.
(Jolteon and Umbreon meet up with each other, equally breathless.)
Umbreon: (panting) so, did you find any sugared cake?
Jolteon: nope. Did you?
Umbreon: no.
(Just then, the Ghost walks by)
Ghost: well, it seems that I've found some sugared cake, so I'll stop bothering you and go away. Bye. (Walks off)
(Jolteon and Umbreon stare at each other for a while and burst into freakish giggles)
Narrator: and so ends another episode of Eskimo Jolteon! ^_^
How'd you like this silly story? Please review! ^_^
Eskimo Jolteon Episode 32:
A Short, silly Brain-dead fan-fic by Lccorp2. Copyright Lccorp2 2002. ^_^
Narrator (me that is): picture the pokemon world in your head.
Narrator: now focus in a bit in a place above Johto, a place that is always frozen.
Narrator: now focus in on a medium-sized igloo near the sea.
Narrator: STOP!!! ^_^.
(Camera zooms into igloo. We see Jolteon and Umbreon fiddling with a computer. Empty boxes surround them.)
Umbreon: no, you plug in the mouse over there.
Jolteon: really?
Umbreon: (fiddling with the back of the CPU) yes.
Narrator: this is boring, isn't it?
Jolteon: yes, but once we get this fixed up, it won't be very boring.
Narrator: I don't think I wanna film this boring scene.
(TCL walks into the set, holding a bag of cookies)
TCL: (crunching cookies) whatcha doing?
Narrator: well, as you can see, I'm waiting for them to do something interesting so I can make this episode.
TCL: oh.
Narrator: (checking watch) will you look at the time, it's nearly 10:30 PM and I gotta get my bike home before I won't even be able to pedal it any more. Could you look after them for a while?
TCL: (shrugging) whatever. I don't think that would be much of a problem.
Narrator: thanks. (Leaps onto bike and starts pedaling furiously)
(The camera follows me as I ride, until I am a few blocks from my home when- )
Officer Jenny: (from behind) hold it right there, young man!
Narrator: oh great. (Stops and puts kickstand down) may I help you?
Officer Jenny: yes. You were speeding. Why were you riding so fast?
Narrator: (feeling teeth starting to lengthen) um.it's a long story.could you just give me my ticket and go?
Officer Jenny: no. As a police officer I have to establish the cause of your offence.
Narrator: (feeling fur starting to grow) please.you don't really wanna know.
Officer Jenny: you, young man, are a very rude bo-
Narrator: (hearing the first bone snap) oh no.
(The cracking and snapping continues for some time)
Officer Jenny: (staring) AAIIEEE!!! (Faints)
(Suddenly, a van with 'Goldenrod Mental Hospital' pulls up next to us. Two paramedics jump out, bundle Officer Jenny into the van, leap back in and the van drives off)
Narrator: (struggling out of clothes) that was weird. Now how am I going to get my bike back home in this shape?
(Just then, Melody walks by)
Melody: (petting me on the head) oh, you're so cute!
Narrator: please do not pet me. If you keep on petting me I will be forced to bite you and ruin your nighttime social life forever.
Melody: (withdrawing hand) oh, it's you.
Narrator: yes. Could you please help me to bring my bike home? It's just a few blocks down the road.
Melody: oh. 'k. What about your clothes?
Narrator: I'll just take 'em with me. (Lopes off)
Narrator: meanwhile.
(Camera zooms back to Jolteon, Umbreon and TCL. Jolteon and Umbreon are still fiddling with the computer.)
TCL: I wonder when Lc is coming back.
Narrator: I'm here! Right in front of you!
TCL: (staring into empty space) I don't see you.
Narrator: (snapping out of Faint Attack) now you do! ^_-
TCL: (crunching on cookies) all right, what do I do now?
Narrator: sit behind and watch me film. Could you please adjust the camera down to my new height?
TCL: ok. (Adjusts camera)
Narrator: and back to our heroes.
Jolteon: (groaning in infuriation) I just can't seem to get this to work! Stupid machine! (Kicks computer)
Umbreon: all right, if you're not going to try fixing this up, what are we gonna do?
Jolteon: I wish I hadn't had those ten cups of coffee.
Umbreon: come on, maybe a walk will do you some good. Then we can try fixing that thing up again.
Jolteon: maybe you're right.
Narrator: and so.
(The scene changes and we see Jolteon and Umbreon walking among the ice floes)
Jolteon: I still don't feel better.
(Suddenly, a white Gengar walks out from behind a snow mound.)
Gengar: I'm the ghost of the avalanche. Boo.
(Two huge piles of snow materialize form thin air and drop onto Jolteon and Umbreon)
Umbreon: (buried under the pile of snow) hey, what did you do THAT for?
Ghost: because the script says so. Boo.
(More snow drops onto Jolteon and Umbreon.)
Jolteon: will you please stop that?
Ghost: nope, my contract says I can't stop. Boo.
(Yet more snow drops onto our heroes.)
Umbreon: all right, what do we have to do to make you go away?
Ghost: well, I'd go away if you gave me some sugared cake. I like sugared cake.
Jolteon: but where are we to find sugared cake in the middle of the night?
Ghost: that's your business. Boo.
(More snow drops onto our heroes. By this time, they are buried under a huge mountain of snow.)
Jolteon: all right, all right. We'll find you some sugared cake.
(Jolteon and Umbreon crawl out from under the mountain of snow and rush off)
Narrator: and so.
(The scene changes to the Pokemart. Delibird is gleaning the counter when Jolteon rushes in at light speed.)
Jolteon: (breathlessly) GIMME! GIMME!
Delibird: hey, cool it! What do you want?!
Jolteon: SUGARED CAKE!
Delibird: I'm sorry, but Vaporeon came in and bought up my whole supply a half an hour ago.
Jolteon: AAAAA!!!!! (Rushes off)
Narrator: therefore.
(The scene changes and we see Vaporeon sitting under the tree, surrounded by lots of empty cake boxes. As she inserts the last slice of cake into her mouth and chews, Jolteon rushes over.)
Jolteon: NOOOOOOO!!!!!
Vaporeon: (looking quizzically at Jolteon) what's the matter?
Jolteon: SUGARED CAKE!!!!!!
Vaporeon: oops.sorry.but my babies have been crying out to me for sugared cake all night.
Jolteon: AAAAA!!!!! (Runs off)
Vaporeon: sometimes, I really wonder if he is sane.
Narrator: meanwhile.
(The scene changes and we see Umbreon walking among the ice floes)
Umbreon: now where to get sugared cake.(looks out at TCL and me) would you have any?
Narrator: do I look like I have any sugared cake?
TCL: nope. Only got cookies. (Munches on them)
Umbreon: oh, all- (trips over something) ouch!
(On closer inspection, it proves to be a gold bar. Umbreon picks it up.)
Umbreon: all right, now what am I supposed to do with this?
(Just then, Morty walks over.)
Morty: ooooooohhhhh! A gold bar! Can I have it?
Umbreon: and what will you give me?
Morty: well, I can give you a 8x10 glossy of myself. (Produces a photograph.)
Umbreon: oh, whatever. (Hands Morty the gold bar and takes the photo.)
Morty: I'm rich! I'm rich! (Runs off into the night screaming happily)
TCL: did you really use real gold?
Narrator: nah, it's just tin painted gold with lead weights inside.
TCL: oh.
(Just then, C9Y walks over.)
C9Y: does anyone here have any Morty collectables?
Umbreon: well, I've got a 8x10 glossy.
C9Y: ooohhh! (Snatches photograph and produces.)
Umbreon: a slice of sugared cake! (Grabs it)
Narrator: (staring hungrily at C9Y's leg) blood.Blood.BLOOD..
TCL: (grabbing and shaking me) hey, snap out of it!
Narrator: (shaking head) what just happened?
TCL: well.
Narrator: whatever.
Umbreon: YES! I HAVE SUGARED CAKE! (Runs off with it)
Narrator: let's have some fun with him, shall we?
(Suddenly, Umbreon trips and lets go of the sugared cake. It bounces down and falls down a cliff.)
Umbreon: NNOOOO!!!!
(The camera follows the slice of sugared cake as it falls down and hits Pyrovulpix's head.)
PV: ouch! (Rubs head) what's this? (Holds up the slice of cake) it's not a cheese nip, so it can't be important. (Hurls it away)
(The camera follows the slice of sugared cake as it continues to fall, and by some amazing coincidence, it lands right in front of the Ghost.)
Ghost: sugared cake! Yummy!
Narrator: some time later.
(Jolteon and Umbreon meet up with each other, equally breathless.)
Umbreon: (panting) so, did you find any sugared cake?
Jolteon: nope. Did you?
Umbreon: no.
(Just then, the Ghost walks by)
Ghost: well, it seems that I've found some sugared cake, so I'll stop bothering you and go away. Bye. (Walks off)
(Jolteon and Umbreon stare at each other for a while and burst into freakish giggles)
Narrator: and so ends another episode of Eskimo Jolteon! ^_^
How'd you like this silly story? Please review! ^_^