Author's note: I don't own pokemon, nor do I own any other characters not
created by me. Ok? Sorry about the break in writing.but Super Mario Advance
2 is so addictive! ^_^ Go Yoshi! ^_^
Eskimo Jolteon Episode 34:
A Short, silly Brain-dead fan-fic by Lccorp2. Copyright Lccorp2 2002. ^_^
Narrator (me that is): picture the pokemon world in your head.
Narrator: now focus in a bit in a place above Johto, a place that is always frozen.
Narrator: now focus in on a medium-sized igloo near the sea.
Narrator: STOP!!! ^_^.
(Camera zooms into igloo. We see Jolteon watching TV.)
Jolteon: (to self) what was that all about? (If you don't know what I'm talking about, see TCL's "A seriously twisted fic crossover")
(Suddenly, Espeon and Vaporeon walk in again)
Jolteon: now what?
Vaporeon: (fidgeting nervously) well, I've come to say sorry for calling you a grouch.
Jolteon: (Waving paw) whatever. I think I've got it worked out.
Espeon: huh?
Jolteon: yes. I think somebody's impersonating you two.
Vaporeon: imposters? Us?
Jolteon: (looking out of window) I still think I can see them on the horizon.
Vaporeon: (with evil glint in her eye) I think we should talk to them.
Espeon: I agree, love.
(The two of them zoom out so fast they're a blur)
Jolteon: oh well. (Goes back to watching TV)
(Not long after, he hears the general sounds of fighting from outside)
Jolteon: (looking out of window and seeing a combat cloud in the distance) I wonder if Vaporeon should fight, she's pregnant.
(Jolteon sees the combat cloud grow bigger)
Jolteon: or maybe it's just made her nastier. (Goes back to watching TV)
Narrator: some distance away.
(The scene changes and we see Vaporeon and Espeon standing victoriously over their um, opponents)
Vaporeon: (dusting herself off) now, what should we do with these two, Espie?
Espeon: I've got an idea. (Scratches away some snow to reveal a chute marked "trash")
Vaporeon: oh.you're so bad.I like you that way. (Kisses him)
Espeon: (blushing slightly) well, let's put those two where they belong. (Opens chute and throws them in, then shuts it.)
Vaporeon: well, that's settled it.
Espeon: wanna go back and cuddle?
Vaporeon: (squealing happily) oh yes! ^_^
(They walk off)
Narrator: meanwhile.
(The scene changes and we see Jolteon still watching TV.)
Jolteon: (rapidly flicking through channels) this is soooo boring.
(Suddenly, the door opens and Umbreon and Flareon come in.)
Flareon: mind if we join you?
Jolteon: nope. Have a seat.
(Umbreon and Flareon walk over to the couch and plop down)
Umbreon: got that computer of yours fixed up yet?
Jolteon: shut up.
Umbreon: hey, I was just asking.
(Suddenly, the picture on the TV flickers. Tracey Sketchit comes on the screen.)
Tracey: attention, people and pokemon. I, the great emperor Tracey Sketchit, will take over the world in three hours. You cannot stop me. Prepare to be subjugated. Ha ha ha. (Laughs evilly)
Jolteon, Flareon and Umbreon: 0_o
Umbreon: (sighing) doesn't he ever learn?
Flareon: well, it seems like we've got to stop him!
All: HELL YEAH!
(Two and a half hours later, in Goldenrod city)
Jolteon: all right, now where do we find Tracey?
Umbreon: I don't know.
Narrator: meanwhile.
(The scene changes to the radio tower. We see Tracey Sketchit and Darth Gary with some sort of thingamajig.)
Darth Gary: are you sure this will work, master?
Tracey: OF COURSE IT WILL WORK! I have been reading my fics, unlike you. (Waves finger) UNVEIL MY GREATEST CREATION!
Darth Gary: yes, master. (Pulls a rope)
(The cloth lifts up to reveal.a huge wheel of cheese!)
Tracey: YES! With the power of cheese I will take over the world! AHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Darth Gary: all right.
Tracey: (looking at watch) come! The time is near! Release the cheese!
Darth Gary: yes, master. I shall release the cheese. (Presses a few buttons on a control panel)
(The huge wheel of cheese slowly lands on the antenna of the radio tower.)
Darth Gary: the cheese has been released, master.
Tracey: excellent! Unleash the power of the cheese!
Darth Gary: (frantically pushing buttons) the power has been released, master.
Tracey: AHAHAHAHA!!!! I AM NOW THE RULER OF THE WORLD!!!!!
Narrator: meanwhile.
Umbreon: look at that! (Points)
(The camera swings to show the giant wheel of cheese being lowered.)
Jolteon: oh no!
(They run)
(Suddenly, people come out onto the streets. They are all glassy-eyed.)
Crowd: we must obey Master Tracey.we must obey Master Tracey.
Jolteon: oh no! We're too late!
Umbreon: (looking puzzled) but why are we not hypnotized?
Jolteon: I don't know.
(Jolteon and Umbreon turn their heads to see Flareon munching on a piece of garlic bread.)
Jolteon: NOOO!!! Don't let him finish that!!!!
(Umbreon snatches the garlic bread away.)
Flareon: (bursting into tears) WWWAAAAHHH!!! MINE!!!!!
Umbreon: shut up and chew on this. (Stuffs a gas-flavored lollipop into Flareon's mouth.)
Jolteon: hurry! We must stop the evil Tracey!
Narrator: some distance away.
(The scene changes and we are back to Tracey and Darth Gary)
Tracey: (looking down at the crowd worshipping him) YES! I AM THE RULER OF THE WHOLE WORLD!!!!! (Laughs evilly)
Darth Gary: your plan has worked most perfectly, master.
Tracey: no.it can't be.
Darth Gary: what ails you, master?
Tracey: stupid Eeveelutions! Why aren't you hypnotized?
Jolteon: (from below) because.we have protection against the power of evil cheese! (Holds up garlic bread)
Tracey: NOOO!!!!
(The garlic bread emits a beam of white light, which hits the giant wheel of cheese. The antenna of the radio tower slowly creaks and bends, until it finally snaps, sending the wheel of cheese tumbling down.)
Tracey (shaking fist) it's not over yet! I shall have my revenge!
(Tracey and Darth Gary climb into the Levitating Milktruck of doom and fly off)
Umbreon: (looking down at the huge wheel of cheese in the main street) I think we have to get rid of this, so that no one may ever misuse it again.
Jolteon: I agree.
(Suddenly, a green dinosaur runs over to them. Closely following behind is a plumber.)
Umbreon: I think I know those two from somewhere.
Mario: Yoshi! Bad boy! Come back!
(Yoshi runs over to the giant wheel of cheese and swallows it.)
Mario: (catching up) how many times have I told you not to run away, Yoshi?)
Yoshi: (happily) glorp!
Mario: I'm sorry, but this guy will eat anything remotely edible.
(Just then, Pyrovulpix walks by)
Yoshi: (catching Pyrovulpix with tongue and swallowing him) glorp!
Mario: see?
Pyrovulpix: (from inside Yoshi) hey, it's dark in here. Who turned out the lights? LET ME OUT OF HERE!
Mario: oh well. (Leads Yoshi away)
Umbreon: that was odd.
Jolteon: oh well, we better be getting home.
(The three of them walk off)
Narrator: and so ends another episode of Eskimo Jolteon, except for-
(The scene changes and we see me walking along the road when TCL catches up with me.)
TCL: hey, two of my characters were beaten up pretty badly; do you know anything about it?
Narrator: (rolling eyes and whistling merry tune) I can say with all honesty that I've never laid a finger on them.
TCL: oh, okay. (Flies off)
Narrator: yep, it's true, I didn't even touch them! (Laughs evilly and walks off)
How'd you like this silly story? Please review! ^_^
Eskimo Jolteon Episode 34:
A Short, silly Brain-dead fan-fic by Lccorp2. Copyright Lccorp2 2002. ^_^
Narrator (me that is): picture the pokemon world in your head.
Narrator: now focus in a bit in a place above Johto, a place that is always frozen.
Narrator: now focus in on a medium-sized igloo near the sea.
Narrator: STOP!!! ^_^.
(Camera zooms into igloo. We see Jolteon watching TV.)
Jolteon: (to self) what was that all about? (If you don't know what I'm talking about, see TCL's "A seriously twisted fic crossover")
(Suddenly, Espeon and Vaporeon walk in again)
Jolteon: now what?
Vaporeon: (fidgeting nervously) well, I've come to say sorry for calling you a grouch.
Jolteon: (Waving paw) whatever. I think I've got it worked out.
Espeon: huh?
Jolteon: yes. I think somebody's impersonating you two.
Vaporeon: imposters? Us?
Jolteon: (looking out of window) I still think I can see them on the horizon.
Vaporeon: (with evil glint in her eye) I think we should talk to them.
Espeon: I agree, love.
(The two of them zoom out so fast they're a blur)
Jolteon: oh well. (Goes back to watching TV)
(Not long after, he hears the general sounds of fighting from outside)
Jolteon: (looking out of window and seeing a combat cloud in the distance) I wonder if Vaporeon should fight, she's pregnant.
(Jolteon sees the combat cloud grow bigger)
Jolteon: or maybe it's just made her nastier. (Goes back to watching TV)
Narrator: some distance away.
(The scene changes and we see Vaporeon and Espeon standing victoriously over their um, opponents)
Vaporeon: (dusting herself off) now, what should we do with these two, Espie?
Espeon: I've got an idea. (Scratches away some snow to reveal a chute marked "trash")
Vaporeon: oh.you're so bad.I like you that way. (Kisses him)
Espeon: (blushing slightly) well, let's put those two where they belong. (Opens chute and throws them in, then shuts it.)
Vaporeon: well, that's settled it.
Espeon: wanna go back and cuddle?
Vaporeon: (squealing happily) oh yes! ^_^
(They walk off)
Narrator: meanwhile.
(The scene changes and we see Jolteon still watching TV.)
Jolteon: (rapidly flicking through channels) this is soooo boring.
(Suddenly, the door opens and Umbreon and Flareon come in.)
Flareon: mind if we join you?
Jolteon: nope. Have a seat.
(Umbreon and Flareon walk over to the couch and plop down)
Umbreon: got that computer of yours fixed up yet?
Jolteon: shut up.
Umbreon: hey, I was just asking.
(Suddenly, the picture on the TV flickers. Tracey Sketchit comes on the screen.)
Tracey: attention, people and pokemon. I, the great emperor Tracey Sketchit, will take over the world in three hours. You cannot stop me. Prepare to be subjugated. Ha ha ha. (Laughs evilly)
Jolteon, Flareon and Umbreon: 0_o
Umbreon: (sighing) doesn't he ever learn?
Flareon: well, it seems like we've got to stop him!
All: HELL YEAH!
(Two and a half hours later, in Goldenrod city)
Jolteon: all right, now where do we find Tracey?
Umbreon: I don't know.
Narrator: meanwhile.
(The scene changes to the radio tower. We see Tracey Sketchit and Darth Gary with some sort of thingamajig.)
Darth Gary: are you sure this will work, master?
Tracey: OF COURSE IT WILL WORK! I have been reading my fics, unlike you. (Waves finger) UNVEIL MY GREATEST CREATION!
Darth Gary: yes, master. (Pulls a rope)
(The cloth lifts up to reveal.a huge wheel of cheese!)
Tracey: YES! With the power of cheese I will take over the world! AHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Darth Gary: all right.
Tracey: (looking at watch) come! The time is near! Release the cheese!
Darth Gary: yes, master. I shall release the cheese. (Presses a few buttons on a control panel)
(The huge wheel of cheese slowly lands on the antenna of the radio tower.)
Darth Gary: the cheese has been released, master.
Tracey: excellent! Unleash the power of the cheese!
Darth Gary: (frantically pushing buttons) the power has been released, master.
Tracey: AHAHAHAHA!!!! I AM NOW THE RULER OF THE WORLD!!!!!
Narrator: meanwhile.
Umbreon: look at that! (Points)
(The camera swings to show the giant wheel of cheese being lowered.)
Jolteon: oh no!
(They run)
(Suddenly, people come out onto the streets. They are all glassy-eyed.)
Crowd: we must obey Master Tracey.we must obey Master Tracey.
Jolteon: oh no! We're too late!
Umbreon: (looking puzzled) but why are we not hypnotized?
Jolteon: I don't know.
(Jolteon and Umbreon turn their heads to see Flareon munching on a piece of garlic bread.)
Jolteon: NOOO!!! Don't let him finish that!!!!
(Umbreon snatches the garlic bread away.)
Flareon: (bursting into tears) WWWAAAAHHH!!! MINE!!!!!
Umbreon: shut up and chew on this. (Stuffs a gas-flavored lollipop into Flareon's mouth.)
Jolteon: hurry! We must stop the evil Tracey!
Narrator: some distance away.
(The scene changes and we are back to Tracey and Darth Gary)
Tracey: (looking down at the crowd worshipping him) YES! I AM THE RULER OF THE WHOLE WORLD!!!!! (Laughs evilly)
Darth Gary: your plan has worked most perfectly, master.
Tracey: no.it can't be.
Darth Gary: what ails you, master?
Tracey: stupid Eeveelutions! Why aren't you hypnotized?
Jolteon: (from below) because.we have protection against the power of evil cheese! (Holds up garlic bread)
Tracey: NOOO!!!!
(The garlic bread emits a beam of white light, which hits the giant wheel of cheese. The antenna of the radio tower slowly creaks and bends, until it finally snaps, sending the wheel of cheese tumbling down.)
Tracey (shaking fist) it's not over yet! I shall have my revenge!
(Tracey and Darth Gary climb into the Levitating Milktruck of doom and fly off)
Umbreon: (looking down at the huge wheel of cheese in the main street) I think we have to get rid of this, so that no one may ever misuse it again.
Jolteon: I agree.
(Suddenly, a green dinosaur runs over to them. Closely following behind is a plumber.)
Umbreon: I think I know those two from somewhere.
Mario: Yoshi! Bad boy! Come back!
(Yoshi runs over to the giant wheel of cheese and swallows it.)
Mario: (catching up) how many times have I told you not to run away, Yoshi?)
Yoshi: (happily) glorp!
Mario: I'm sorry, but this guy will eat anything remotely edible.
(Just then, Pyrovulpix walks by)
Yoshi: (catching Pyrovulpix with tongue and swallowing him) glorp!
Mario: see?
Pyrovulpix: (from inside Yoshi) hey, it's dark in here. Who turned out the lights? LET ME OUT OF HERE!
Mario: oh well. (Leads Yoshi away)
Umbreon: that was odd.
Jolteon: oh well, we better be getting home.
(The three of them walk off)
Narrator: and so ends another episode of Eskimo Jolteon, except for-
(The scene changes and we see me walking along the road when TCL catches up with me.)
TCL: hey, two of my characters were beaten up pretty badly; do you know anything about it?
Narrator: (rolling eyes and whistling merry tune) I can say with all honesty that I've never laid a finger on them.
TCL: oh, okay. (Flies off)
Narrator: yep, it's true, I didn't even touch them! (Laughs evilly and walks off)
How'd you like this silly story? Please review! ^_^