Author's note: I don't own pokemon, nor do I own any other characters not
created by me. Ok? Now let's get on with the story! ^_^
Eskimo Jolteon Episode 35:
A Short, silly Brain-dead fan-fic by Lccorp2. Copyright Lccorp2 2002. ^_^
Narrator (me that is): picture the pokemon world in your head.
Narrator: now focus in a bit in a place that is somewhat warmer than where our heroes live.
Narrator: now focus in on a happy little building that looks somewhat religious.
Narrator: STOP!!! ^_^.
(Camera starts zooming in onto the building, when-)
Narrator: hold it!
(The camera instantly stops)
Narrator: before we start this episode, I think we'll have a short Q and A session.
(The scene instantly changes and we see me sitting down at a desk. Someone passes me some papers.)
Narrator: so now, I'll try to answer some questions.
(I flick through the stack of papers)
Q: why are you so insane?
Narrator: well, insanity is a natural gift, but an artificial state can be achieved by consumption of chlorinated bleach.
(I look at the next sheet)
Q: when's the wedding?
Narrator: it's this episode, you clot. Next.
Q: when will the baby be born? Is it a boy or a girl? What's it going to evolve into?
Narrator: I can't give away many details, as those would spoil the plot. All I'll say at this moment is that I'm thinking of twins.they won't be born anytime soon. I'll drop hints every now and then, hope you can notice them.
Q: wow you're so good how do you make such a fic?
Narrator: easy. Take the product of an insane mind's daydreaming, add a few characters, half a pint of violence, a pinch of romance and some authors. Shake well, and serve. Ta-da! You have a fic!
Q: why have you not been writing so often now?
Narrator: well, I have a life outside Fanfiction.net, I have a GBA, and Mario demands my attention. Homework also counts.
(I shuffle more papers)
Narrator: well, that seems to wrap it up. Back to the story.
(The scene changes back to where we left off. The camera continues zooming in.)
Narrator: I'm sorry if this episode isn't much.but I'm merely 15 years old. Have a good day.
(Camera continues zooming in. We see Jolteon and Espeon standing at an altar. The whole place is packed with pokemon, evidently relatives or friends of some sort. Me, TCL, C9Y, Pyrovulpix, Melody, and Chaos sit down at the Author's bench in the front.)
Espeon: I feel odd in this outfit.
Jolteon: come on, it's your big day.
Espeon: yup yup yuppers!
Jolteon:???
Narrator: (turning to TCL) ok, I've satisfied your request. Happy?
TCL: yeah. I wish his thing would end; I'm dying for a cookie.
Narrator: oh, would you see what I'm going to write for the next episode.
Voice: (from outside) the bride is here!
(A hush falls over the crowd. Wedding music plays. Vaporeon walks through the door, followed by her father.)
TCL: I gotta have a cook-
C9Y: SSH!
(Vaporeon and her father walk on and stop beside Espeon.)
Vaporeon's father: (slapping Espeon on the back) hey, take good care of my daughter, will you?
Espeon: sure thing.
Vaporeon's Father: that's good to know. (Walks off to his seat.)
(Articuno steps out from wherever she was and takes her place)
Articuno: all right, let's get this over with. I've got much to do.
(All is quiet for a while)
Articuno: all right.Vaporeon, do you accept Espeon as your lawfully wedded husband, to love and care for him in health and sickness, in good times and bad?
Vaporeon: I do.
Articuno: very well.Espeon, do you accept Vaporeon as your lawfully wedded wife, to love and care for her in health and sickness, in good times and bad?
Espeon: I do.
Articuno: I now pronounce you two man and wife. It's kisstomary to cuss the bride.
Espeon and Vaporeon: WHAT?!
Articuno: oops.it's customary to kiss the bride.
Jolteon: that's better.
(Espeon and Vaporeon kiss passionately. The whole room erupts in loud cheers.)
Espeon: (taking Vaporeon by the paw) come on, love, let's leave.
(They walk off down the main aisle)
C9Y: hey, where do we put our gifts?
Narrator: oh? Just tell me what they are in a review and I'll make sure they get it.
C9Y: oh-kay. (Wanders off to write a review)
Melody: that was sorta fast.
Narrator: well, I'm only 15 years old. Sue me.
TCL: can I PLEASE have a cookie now?
Narrator: sure. (Throws her a bag of Milanos)
TCL: are you SURE these are safe? 0_o
Narrator: what do you think? And so ends another braindead episode of Eskimo Jolteon!
How'd you like this silly story? Please review! ^_^
Eskimo Jolteon Episode 35:
A Short, silly Brain-dead fan-fic by Lccorp2. Copyright Lccorp2 2002. ^_^
Narrator (me that is): picture the pokemon world in your head.
Narrator: now focus in a bit in a place that is somewhat warmer than where our heroes live.
Narrator: now focus in on a happy little building that looks somewhat religious.
Narrator: STOP!!! ^_^.
(Camera starts zooming in onto the building, when-)
Narrator: hold it!
(The camera instantly stops)
Narrator: before we start this episode, I think we'll have a short Q and A session.
(The scene instantly changes and we see me sitting down at a desk. Someone passes me some papers.)
Narrator: so now, I'll try to answer some questions.
(I flick through the stack of papers)
Q: why are you so insane?
Narrator: well, insanity is a natural gift, but an artificial state can be achieved by consumption of chlorinated bleach.
(I look at the next sheet)
Q: when's the wedding?
Narrator: it's this episode, you clot. Next.
Q: when will the baby be born? Is it a boy or a girl? What's it going to evolve into?
Narrator: I can't give away many details, as those would spoil the plot. All I'll say at this moment is that I'm thinking of twins.they won't be born anytime soon. I'll drop hints every now and then, hope you can notice them.
Q: wow you're so good how do you make such a fic?
Narrator: easy. Take the product of an insane mind's daydreaming, add a few characters, half a pint of violence, a pinch of romance and some authors. Shake well, and serve. Ta-da! You have a fic!
Q: why have you not been writing so often now?
Narrator: well, I have a life outside Fanfiction.net, I have a GBA, and Mario demands my attention. Homework also counts.
(I shuffle more papers)
Narrator: well, that seems to wrap it up. Back to the story.
(The scene changes back to where we left off. The camera continues zooming in.)
Narrator: I'm sorry if this episode isn't much.but I'm merely 15 years old. Have a good day.
(Camera continues zooming in. We see Jolteon and Espeon standing at an altar. The whole place is packed with pokemon, evidently relatives or friends of some sort. Me, TCL, C9Y, Pyrovulpix, Melody, and Chaos sit down at the Author's bench in the front.)
Espeon: I feel odd in this outfit.
Jolteon: come on, it's your big day.
Espeon: yup yup yuppers!
Jolteon:???
Narrator: (turning to TCL) ok, I've satisfied your request. Happy?
TCL: yeah. I wish his thing would end; I'm dying for a cookie.
Narrator: oh, would you see what I'm going to write for the next episode.
Voice: (from outside) the bride is here!
(A hush falls over the crowd. Wedding music plays. Vaporeon walks through the door, followed by her father.)
TCL: I gotta have a cook-
C9Y: SSH!
(Vaporeon and her father walk on and stop beside Espeon.)
Vaporeon's father: (slapping Espeon on the back) hey, take good care of my daughter, will you?
Espeon: sure thing.
Vaporeon's Father: that's good to know. (Walks off to his seat.)
(Articuno steps out from wherever she was and takes her place)
Articuno: all right, let's get this over with. I've got much to do.
(All is quiet for a while)
Articuno: all right.Vaporeon, do you accept Espeon as your lawfully wedded husband, to love and care for him in health and sickness, in good times and bad?
Vaporeon: I do.
Articuno: very well.Espeon, do you accept Vaporeon as your lawfully wedded wife, to love and care for her in health and sickness, in good times and bad?
Espeon: I do.
Articuno: I now pronounce you two man and wife. It's kisstomary to cuss the bride.
Espeon and Vaporeon: WHAT?!
Articuno: oops.it's customary to kiss the bride.
Jolteon: that's better.
(Espeon and Vaporeon kiss passionately. The whole room erupts in loud cheers.)
Espeon: (taking Vaporeon by the paw) come on, love, let's leave.
(They walk off down the main aisle)
C9Y: hey, where do we put our gifts?
Narrator: oh? Just tell me what they are in a review and I'll make sure they get it.
C9Y: oh-kay. (Wanders off to write a review)
Melody: that was sorta fast.
Narrator: well, I'm only 15 years old. Sue me.
TCL: can I PLEASE have a cookie now?
Narrator: sure. (Throws her a bag of Milanos)
TCL: are you SURE these are safe? 0_o
Narrator: what do you think? And so ends another braindead episode of Eskimo Jolteon!
How'd you like this silly story? Please review! ^_^