The Duo Maxwell Comedy Hour Chapter 8
Announcer: Its been MONTHS! Hell, its been YEARS! But..but...
Duo: *screams* I'm BAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
*Duo fanclub screams*
Announcer: Yes, Once again the famous Duo Maxwell comedy hour is back. Though we probably won't be reviewed. But Maggie-chan is inspired.
Duo: But Maggie is too busy making out with Elli-chan to notice anything ^_^_^
Announcer: Anyways, without further ado here is duo!!!!!!
*duo bounces on the screen grinning evilly holding up nude pictures of Heero.*
Duo: Hee-chan is so adorable. AHHHHHH I LOVE HIS TIGHT ASS!!!!!!!
Heero: *Runs on the stage naked* HEERO STOP SHOWING THEM MY...oh...*looks in a mirror* Wow...it is tight.....
Duo: *pinches Heero's ass*
Announcer: Hey guys, its time to bring out our first guest!
Duo: OH YES! That would be hanyou Inuyasha!!!!!
*inuyasha walks on stage and maggie spazzes*
Maggie: AHHHHHHH HES SO CUTE!!!!!! LOOK AT HIM!!!!!!!!!
Duo: *Reaches out and touches inuyashas ears* Whoa..dude...*poke poke*
Inuyasha: *scrowling at the camera* Kagome I can't believe we are doing this. WHY CO-
Kagome: *from the audience* SIT!!!!!!!
*Inuyasha sits*
Duo: So anyways Inuyasha, your a hanyou?
Inuyasha: Yes, but I want to become youkai!
*Heero continues to stare at his butt*
Duo: Uhm...thats...
Inuyasha: *glares* WHOEVER HAS SHARDS OF THE SHIKON JEWEL BETTER GIVE THEM UP! I'll kill ya!
*kagome runs on stage and puts her hands on inuyashas mouth*
Duo: And who are you?
Kagome: I'm Kagome! I'm his love interest!
*Kikyo the miko appears on stage* Noooo I'm his love interest!
Kagome: What?! Bitch! You WERE! But your dead!
Kikyo: And he likes you?! You and your modern....
*inuyasha is busy eating ramen noodles*
Kagome: SHUT UP YOU HOMEWRECKER!
Kikyo: *Slap*
Kagome: *Slaps back*
*large scale fight breaks out*
Duo: Uhm.....
*miroku and sango run on the stage. Sango blinks and miroku grins*
Miroku: Beautiful women..fighting...*he grabs sangos butt* How I love this touch!
Sango: *slaps mirokus face*
Miroku: And how I love this pain....
Sango: Gimme a break...
Miroku: *pushes Duo aside when he tries to regain control of the mic* Ladies I need a son! Who wants me?! *poses*
Duo: Hello I think this is MY SHOW????
*everyone stops*
Maggie: Whoa....I forgot.....
*everyone argues again*
Announcer: Well..uhm...yeah.....
*Audrey runs on the screen carrying hensai*
Audrey: I'm BACK TOO! KILL HENSAI!!!!! KILL!!!!!!!
Everyone: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Hensai: INSUBORDINATION! IF you dont stop...
*Inuyasha goes full demon and impales hensai to his nails*
Duo: Whoa...
Heero: cool....
Hensai: I demand you stop impaling me. I'll give you detention
Audrey: NOOOO!!!! *Sends the gummi worms of wisdom towards hensai*
*people continue fighting*
Annoucner: OK!!!!! CUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Announcer: Its been MONTHS! Hell, its been YEARS! But..but...
Duo: *screams* I'm BAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
*Duo fanclub screams*
Announcer: Yes, Once again the famous Duo Maxwell comedy hour is back. Though we probably won't be reviewed. But Maggie-chan is inspired.
Duo: But Maggie is too busy making out with Elli-chan to notice anything ^_^_^
Announcer: Anyways, without further ado here is duo!!!!!!
*duo bounces on the screen grinning evilly holding up nude pictures of Heero.*
Duo: Hee-chan is so adorable. AHHHHHH I LOVE HIS TIGHT ASS!!!!!!!
Heero: *Runs on the stage naked* HEERO STOP SHOWING THEM MY...oh...*looks in a mirror* Wow...it is tight.....
Duo: *pinches Heero's ass*
Announcer: Hey guys, its time to bring out our first guest!
Duo: OH YES! That would be hanyou Inuyasha!!!!!
*inuyasha walks on stage and maggie spazzes*
Maggie: AHHHHHHH HES SO CUTE!!!!!! LOOK AT HIM!!!!!!!!!
Duo: *Reaches out and touches inuyashas ears* Whoa..dude...*poke poke*
Inuyasha: *scrowling at the camera* Kagome I can't believe we are doing this. WHY CO-
Kagome: *from the audience* SIT!!!!!!!
*Inuyasha sits*
Duo: So anyways Inuyasha, your a hanyou?
Inuyasha: Yes, but I want to become youkai!
*Heero continues to stare at his butt*
Duo: Uhm...thats...
Inuyasha: *glares* WHOEVER HAS SHARDS OF THE SHIKON JEWEL BETTER GIVE THEM UP! I'll kill ya!
*kagome runs on stage and puts her hands on inuyashas mouth*
Duo: And who are you?
Kagome: I'm Kagome! I'm his love interest!
*Kikyo the miko appears on stage* Noooo I'm his love interest!
Kagome: What?! Bitch! You WERE! But your dead!
Kikyo: And he likes you?! You and your modern....
*inuyasha is busy eating ramen noodles*
Kagome: SHUT UP YOU HOMEWRECKER!
Kikyo: *Slap*
Kagome: *Slaps back*
*large scale fight breaks out*
Duo: Uhm.....
*miroku and sango run on the stage. Sango blinks and miroku grins*
Miroku: Beautiful women..fighting...*he grabs sangos butt* How I love this touch!
Sango: *slaps mirokus face*
Miroku: And how I love this pain....
Sango: Gimme a break...
Miroku: *pushes Duo aside when he tries to regain control of the mic* Ladies I need a son! Who wants me?! *poses*
Duo: Hello I think this is MY SHOW????
*everyone stops*
Maggie: Whoa....I forgot.....
*everyone argues again*
Announcer: Well..uhm...yeah.....
*Audrey runs on the screen carrying hensai*
Audrey: I'm BACK TOO! KILL HENSAI!!!!! KILL!!!!!!!
Everyone: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Hensai: INSUBORDINATION! IF you dont stop...
*Inuyasha goes full demon and impales hensai to his nails*
Duo: Whoa...
Heero: cool....
Hensai: I demand you stop impaling me. I'll give you detention
Audrey: NOOOO!!!! *Sends the gummi worms of wisdom towards hensai*
*people continue fighting*
Annoucner: OK!!!!! CUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!