Author's note: GAAAA!!! My mom threw away my pillow! ;_; WAAAHHHH!!!!!
sigh.I don't own pokemon, nor do I own any other characters not created by
me. Ok? Now let's get on with the story!
Eskimo Jolteon Episode 37:
A Short, silly Brain-dead fan-fic by Lccorp2. Copyright Lccorp2 2002. ^_^
Narrator (me that is): picture some funny place in your head.
Narrator: now focus in a bit in a large, light brown mountain.
Narrator: now focus in on a little makeshift hole in the mountain's campgrounds.
Narrator: STOP!!! ^_^.
(Camera zooms into hole. We see Jolteon waking up)
Jolteon: what a nice day. (Shakes Flareon and Umbreon awake)
Umbreon: (yawning) can't you let a poor guy sleep in?
Jolteon: it's time for breakfast.
Flareon: by the way, I noticed there isn't any sort of food outlet here.
Jolteon: who needs cafes and McDonald's when you can just eat the mountain? (Scrapes some cookie off the roof)
Flareon: I suppose so.
(They start munching)
Narrator: meanwhile.
(The scene changes, and we see C9Y and me waking up)
C9Y: I wanna go for a swim!
Narrator: maybe we should check on TCL.
C9Y: but I wanna go for a swim!
Narrator: later.
C9Y: all right. _
(We walk off)
Narrator: and so.
(The scene changes to where we left TCL last episode. Over the night, she has digested a fair amount of cookies and is now merely as big as a house.) (No offense! :P)
TCL: finally! You're back!
Narrator: (eyeing TCL up and down) I think she's light enough to be rolled.C9Y?
(C9Y is nowhere in sight)
Narrator: oh well.
TCL: look, are you gonna help me or not?
Narrator: okay.(puts shoulder to TCL and rolls her along)
TCL: hey, be more careful! You're getting cookie crumbs all over me!
Narrator: (sighs) meanwhile.
(The scene changes and we see C9Y by the soda lake with her swimwear)
C9Y: (reading sign by lake) yesterday's flavor: Mountain Dew. Today's Flavor: Vanilla Coke! Yippee! (Jumps into lake without even bothering to change. The water level of the lake falls by a small but noticeable amount.)
Narrator: and back to our heroes.
(The scene changes back to Jolteon, Flareon and Umbreon. They are still eating when Umbreon spits something out.)
Umbreon: yuck!
Jolteon: what's the matter?
Umbreon: I tasted rice pudding!
Flareon: rice pudding? But this place is Cookie Mountain!
Jolteon: yeah, that's right. How could there be rice pudding?
Umbreon: (Scraping stuff off the roof) there! See for yourself!
Jolteon: it looks like rice pudding, it feels like rice pudding, and it smells like rice pudding! It IS rice pudding!
Flareon: how could this happen?!
Jolteon: maybe we could all think why this could be happening!
(They all sit down and think)
(One hour later)
Umbreon: I've got it!
Jolteon and Flareon: what?
Umbreon: I have pinpointed the source of the evil rice pudding!
Jolteon and Flareon: where?
Umbreon: (leads them out of the hole and points) there!
(The camera swings to follow Umbreon's paw. A castle is revealed. The sky grows dark and a spotlight falls on the castle. Lightning and Thunder. Sinister music plays.)
Jolteon and Flareon: AAAAHHH.
Umbreon: time is short! We must hurry and stop the evil rice pudding!
All: HELL YEAH!
(They run towards the castle)
Narrator: meanwhile.
(The scene changes and we see me rolling TCL along when Pyrovulpix comes along)
Pyrovulpix: hello.
Narrator: hello.
Pyrovulpix: watcha doing?
Narrator: (points to the as-large-as-a-house TCL) what do you think? Why are you here?
Pyrovulpix: dunno. Just found myself here. Mind if I tag along?
Narrator: why not? (Continues rolling TCL along. Pyrovulpix follows from behind.)
Narrator: and back to our heroes.
(The scene changes and we see our heroes arriving at the castle.)
Jolteon: (reading sign near door) Brock's Castle. Go away.
Flareon: that's not very likely.
Umbreon: (looking into distance) I wonder why that hill has a bandage on it.
(The portcullis covering the entrance rises, revealing the interior of the castle.)
Jolteon: well, seems like we've been invited in.
(They walk in. the portcullis drops shut with a clang behind them.)
Flareon: WAAAHHH!!!!! We're trapped!
Jolteon: well, seems like there's no way but to go on.
(They proceed on cautiously)
Umbreon: why do I have a bad feeling.
(Suddenly, the ceiling starts to fall!)
All: AIIIEEEE!!!! THIS IS NOT GOOD!!!!!
(They run for dear life and manage to duck under a door)
Umbreon: (dusting himself off) whew.
Flareon: (pointing) look!
(The camera swings around to reveal the evil rice pudding machine)
Jolteon: we must stop it!
Sinister Voice: (from the shadows) oh no, you won't.
(All turn around. A figure steps out of the shadows, and it is-)
All: BROCK!
Brock: Yes! Ha ha ha, you meddling fools! With this machine I will turn Cookie Mountain into Rice Pudding Mountain, and everyone will have to eat health food forever! AHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Umbreon: no! This shall not be! (Jumps on top of Brock and squashes him)
(The three of them pick up the flattened Brock and chuck him into the rice pudding machine. Much screaming is heard from the machine. Eventually, some red-colored pudding comes out of the machine.)
Jolteon: heh.Brock pudding!
Flareon: we must stop the machine!
Umbreon: yup yup yuppers! (Pulls a big lever marked 'off'. The production of rice pudding stops immediately)
Jolteon: now how do we get out?
Flareon: well, there's this button marked 'emergency exit'.
Jolteon: I see. (Pushes button. The wall swings around to reveal a secret door.)
Umbreon: (opening door) well, what are we waiting for?
(They walk out into the daylight)
Jolteon: all right, now how do we get rid of the evil rice pudding machine so no one can ever misuse it?
Flareon: I have no idea.
Umbreon: I wonder what this button is for.oh well.(pushes button)
(To their greatest surprise, the whole castle lifts up like a rocket and flies up, but eventually slams into the aforementioned hill. Another bandage appears on the hill.)
Jolteon: ooh, another bandage.
Umbreon: I wonder where those bandages come from?
Flareon: oh well. Let's get back and continue our breakfast.
Jolteon: agreed.
(They walk off. Camera fades out.)
Narrator: and so ends another silly episode of Eskimo Jolteon! ^_^
How'd you like this silly story? Please review! ^_^
Eskimo Jolteon Episode 37:
A Short, silly Brain-dead fan-fic by Lccorp2. Copyright Lccorp2 2002. ^_^
Narrator (me that is): picture some funny place in your head.
Narrator: now focus in a bit in a large, light brown mountain.
Narrator: now focus in on a little makeshift hole in the mountain's campgrounds.
Narrator: STOP!!! ^_^.
(Camera zooms into hole. We see Jolteon waking up)
Jolteon: what a nice day. (Shakes Flareon and Umbreon awake)
Umbreon: (yawning) can't you let a poor guy sleep in?
Jolteon: it's time for breakfast.
Flareon: by the way, I noticed there isn't any sort of food outlet here.
Jolteon: who needs cafes and McDonald's when you can just eat the mountain? (Scrapes some cookie off the roof)
Flareon: I suppose so.
(They start munching)
Narrator: meanwhile.
(The scene changes, and we see C9Y and me waking up)
C9Y: I wanna go for a swim!
Narrator: maybe we should check on TCL.
C9Y: but I wanna go for a swim!
Narrator: later.
C9Y: all right. _
(We walk off)
Narrator: and so.
(The scene changes to where we left TCL last episode. Over the night, she has digested a fair amount of cookies and is now merely as big as a house.) (No offense! :P)
TCL: finally! You're back!
Narrator: (eyeing TCL up and down) I think she's light enough to be rolled.C9Y?
(C9Y is nowhere in sight)
Narrator: oh well.
TCL: look, are you gonna help me or not?
Narrator: okay.(puts shoulder to TCL and rolls her along)
TCL: hey, be more careful! You're getting cookie crumbs all over me!
Narrator: (sighs) meanwhile.
(The scene changes and we see C9Y by the soda lake with her swimwear)
C9Y: (reading sign by lake) yesterday's flavor: Mountain Dew. Today's Flavor: Vanilla Coke! Yippee! (Jumps into lake without even bothering to change. The water level of the lake falls by a small but noticeable amount.)
Narrator: and back to our heroes.
(The scene changes back to Jolteon, Flareon and Umbreon. They are still eating when Umbreon spits something out.)
Umbreon: yuck!
Jolteon: what's the matter?
Umbreon: I tasted rice pudding!
Flareon: rice pudding? But this place is Cookie Mountain!
Jolteon: yeah, that's right. How could there be rice pudding?
Umbreon: (Scraping stuff off the roof) there! See for yourself!
Jolteon: it looks like rice pudding, it feels like rice pudding, and it smells like rice pudding! It IS rice pudding!
Flareon: how could this happen?!
Jolteon: maybe we could all think why this could be happening!
(They all sit down and think)
(One hour later)
Umbreon: I've got it!
Jolteon and Flareon: what?
Umbreon: I have pinpointed the source of the evil rice pudding!
Jolteon and Flareon: where?
Umbreon: (leads them out of the hole and points) there!
(The camera swings to follow Umbreon's paw. A castle is revealed. The sky grows dark and a spotlight falls on the castle. Lightning and Thunder. Sinister music plays.)
Jolteon and Flareon: AAAAHHH.
Umbreon: time is short! We must hurry and stop the evil rice pudding!
All: HELL YEAH!
(They run towards the castle)
Narrator: meanwhile.
(The scene changes and we see me rolling TCL along when Pyrovulpix comes along)
Pyrovulpix: hello.
Narrator: hello.
Pyrovulpix: watcha doing?
Narrator: (points to the as-large-as-a-house TCL) what do you think? Why are you here?
Pyrovulpix: dunno. Just found myself here. Mind if I tag along?
Narrator: why not? (Continues rolling TCL along. Pyrovulpix follows from behind.)
Narrator: and back to our heroes.
(The scene changes and we see our heroes arriving at the castle.)
Jolteon: (reading sign near door) Brock's Castle. Go away.
Flareon: that's not very likely.
Umbreon: (looking into distance) I wonder why that hill has a bandage on it.
(The portcullis covering the entrance rises, revealing the interior of the castle.)
Jolteon: well, seems like we've been invited in.
(They walk in. the portcullis drops shut with a clang behind them.)
Flareon: WAAAHHH!!!!! We're trapped!
Jolteon: well, seems like there's no way but to go on.
(They proceed on cautiously)
Umbreon: why do I have a bad feeling.
(Suddenly, the ceiling starts to fall!)
All: AIIIEEEE!!!! THIS IS NOT GOOD!!!!!
(They run for dear life and manage to duck under a door)
Umbreon: (dusting himself off) whew.
Flareon: (pointing) look!
(The camera swings around to reveal the evil rice pudding machine)
Jolteon: we must stop it!
Sinister Voice: (from the shadows) oh no, you won't.
(All turn around. A figure steps out of the shadows, and it is-)
All: BROCK!
Brock: Yes! Ha ha ha, you meddling fools! With this machine I will turn Cookie Mountain into Rice Pudding Mountain, and everyone will have to eat health food forever! AHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Umbreon: no! This shall not be! (Jumps on top of Brock and squashes him)
(The three of them pick up the flattened Brock and chuck him into the rice pudding machine. Much screaming is heard from the machine. Eventually, some red-colored pudding comes out of the machine.)
Jolteon: heh.Brock pudding!
Flareon: we must stop the machine!
Umbreon: yup yup yuppers! (Pulls a big lever marked 'off'. The production of rice pudding stops immediately)
Jolteon: now how do we get out?
Flareon: well, there's this button marked 'emergency exit'.
Jolteon: I see. (Pushes button. The wall swings around to reveal a secret door.)
Umbreon: (opening door) well, what are we waiting for?
(They walk out into the daylight)
Jolteon: all right, now how do we get rid of the evil rice pudding machine so no one can ever misuse it?
Flareon: I have no idea.
Umbreon: I wonder what this button is for.oh well.(pushes button)
(To their greatest surprise, the whole castle lifts up like a rocket and flies up, but eventually slams into the aforementioned hill. Another bandage appears on the hill.)
Jolteon: ooh, another bandage.
Umbreon: I wonder where those bandages come from?
Flareon: oh well. Let's get back and continue our breakfast.
Jolteon: agreed.
(They walk off. Camera fades out.)
Narrator: and so ends another silly episode of Eskimo Jolteon! ^_^
How'd you like this silly story? Please review! ^_^