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Eskimo Jolteon Episode 38:
A Short, silly Brain-dead fan-fic by Lccorp2. Copyright Lccorp2 2002. ^_^
Narrator (me that is): picture some funny place in your head.
Narrator: now focus in a bit in a large, light brown mountain.
Narrator: now focus in on a little makeshift hole in the mountain's campgrounds.
Narrator: STOP!!! ^_^.
(Camera zooms into hole. We see Jolteon, Flareon and Umbreon sitting around.)
Jolteon: so, what are we gonna do today? I mean, it's our last day here!
Flareon: I have no idea. Let's just laze around.
Umbreon: I concur.
(They lie back down and try to fall asleep.)
Narrator: meanwhile.
(The scene changes to the Author's camp. We see me and TCL, finally back to normal size. C9Y is still sleeping in the tent.)
Narrator: all right, what have you learnt from this?
TCL: I will not try to eat a whole mountain of cookies at least 10 times larger than me all in one go.
Narrator: good.
(Pyrovulpix walks on the scene)
Pyrovulpix: hi.
Narrator: hi.
TCL: hi.
Pyrovulpix: wanna see my latest invention?
Narrator: fine.show us.
Pyrovulpix: (producing a huge stone block) it's a writer's block! You just put it on wherever you want to write and you can't write there anymore!
Authors: 0_o
Pyrovulpix: (sighs) I must be years ahead of my time. (Pushes block away)
TCL: so, what do we do now?
(Suddenly, Salamander3 arrives on the scene.)
Salamander3: hi.
Narrator: who're YOU?!
Salamander3: why, your latest fan, of course.
Narrator: and what would you be here for?
Salamander3: look at what I found! (Produces a feather.)
TCL: and what would it be for?
Salamander3: this! (Suddenly has a cape and flies around)
(We watch Salamander3 fly away.)
TCL: odd.
Narrator: oh well. Anyway, back to our heroes.
(The scene changes back to our heroes. They are fast asleep when Jolteon feels something on him)
Jolteon: (sleepily) shove off.get back to your side.(opens eyes and sees a fluffy pink bunny) AAAAA!
Flareon: (waking up) what's the matte.(sees fluffy pink bunny too) AAAAA!!!!!
Umbreon: can't a guy get some.(sees fluffy pink bunny) AAAAA!
Narrator: I wonder why are they so freaked out? It's just fluffy pink bunnies!
Jolteon: oh no.my worst dream has come true.
(They rush out of the hole to find.)
Narrator: that the whole mountainside is covered with a mass of fluffy pink bunnies! (Cackles evilly)
(Jolteon, Flareon and Umbreon are swept off their feet and carried away by the advancing tide of fluffy pink bunnies. By some miracle, they manage to reach a cookie outcrop out of the reach of the tide of fluffy pink bunnies)
Jolteon: so what do we do now?
Umbreon: try to find out what is causing the fluffy pink bunnies?
Flareon: good idea.
(They sit down and think)
Narrator: meanwhile.
(The scene changes to the Author's camp. C9Y is now awake and eating cookies.)
TCL: look at that! (Points to the approaching tide of fluffy pink bunnies)
Narrator: yep, I see them.
TCL: I'll handle this. (Crimson Aeroblasts a trench around the author's camp. The fluffy pink bunnies hop into the trench and are diverted away.)
Narrator: nice one.
TCL: any time, anywhere.
C9Y: (grabbing a fluffy pink bunny and hugging it tight) they're so cute! ^_^
TCL: 0_o
Narrator: oh well. Back to our heroes.
(The scene changes back to our heroes. They are still stuck there.)
Flareon: any idea who might have done this?
Jolteon and Umbreon: nope.
(Suddenly, The Ghost arrives.)
Jolteon: it's you!
Ghost: yes, it's me. So what?
Umbreon: are you the one causing all this?
Ghost: YES! AHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Flareon: I thought you were the ghost of the avalanche.
Ghost: NOT ANY MORE! I AM NOW THE GHOST OF THE FLUFFY PINK BUNNIES! AHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Jolteon: all right, what do we have to do to make you go away?
Ghost: the usual: give me sugared cake.
Umbreon: but where are we to get sugared cake?
Ghost: that's your problem. AHAHAHA!!!! (Throws down another fluffy pink bunny)
Flareon: all right.
Ghost: I shall await your return.(Cackles evilly and flies away.)
Jolteon: all right, now how are we to find sugared cake in this sea of fluffy pink bunnies?
Umbreon: I have no idea.
Flareon: well, we still gotta get across the sea of fluffy pink bunnies.
Jolteon: hmm.
Umbreon: I got three helium balloons here.
Jolteon: where'd you get them?
Umbreon: from some insane Raichu.
Flareon: it just might work. (Takes balloon from Umbreon and starts to float away, just above the sea of fluffy pink bunnies)
Jolteon: all right, it works. Give me one. (Takes balloon and floats away.)
(The camera follows Jolteon as he floats around and eventually ends up in the Author's camp.)
Jolteon: (letting go of balloon and watching it float away) all right, the authors should be able to help.
Narrator: (coming forward) all right, what is it this time? Another pay rise?
Jolteon: nope. Do you have any sugared cake?
Narrator: do I look like I have any? (Turns to TCL) do you have any?
TCL: nope, I only eat cookies. C9Y?
C9Y: I suppose not.but you can have Pyro's Writer's block. (Points)
Jolteon: but what am I supposed to do with it?
Authors: that's your business. (Head back into the tent)
Jolteon: oh well.(goes over to examine the Writer's block, and finds a button marked 'push me') hello, what's this? (Pushes the button)
(The Writer's block unfolds to reveal.)
Jolteon: sugared cake! (Grabs it)
(Suddenly, the Ghost flies over)
Ghost: (taking sugared cake from Jolteon) well done, mortal. I shall keep my promise and remove the fluffy pink bunnies. (Floats down and starts to collect the pink bunnies)
Jolteon: (Watching the fluffy pink bunnies vanish) oh well.now to find Flareon.
Narrator: here's a telescope. (Hand Jolteon it)
(Jolteon looks over the mountain and sees Flareon hanging over the soda lake, clinging on for dear life)
Jolteon: oh well.rushes off)
Narrator: and so ends another silly episode of Eskimo Jolteon, except for-
(The scene changes to inside the Author's tent. TCL is watching her portable color television.)
Guy on TV: a few hours ago, a Pidgeot crashed into Ash Ketchum's home, causing it to be totally destroyed. No one was hurt in the incident, except for Ash, who was incinerated by a gas pipe leak. The cause of the crash is still unknown, but the pilot said that a (censored) flying caped Raichu was blocking the windshield. He is now being sent to goldenrod mental hospital for treatment for hallucinations.
TCL: boring.
Guy on TV: next, for the headlines. There has been a mysterious rain of fluffy pink bunnies on the indigo plateau. All people and pokemon please stay away form the area as it is swamped with fluffy pink bunnies. The fate of the elite four and Lance is still unknown, but hopefully it will be revealed in 'All In A Day's Insanity'. Thank you for watching.
TCL: (gets out laptop and starts typing) hee hee hee.
How'd you like this silly story? Please review! ^_^
Eskimo Jolteon Episode 38:
A Short, silly Brain-dead fan-fic by Lccorp2. Copyright Lccorp2 2002. ^_^
Narrator (me that is): picture some funny place in your head.
Narrator: now focus in a bit in a large, light brown mountain.
Narrator: now focus in on a little makeshift hole in the mountain's campgrounds.
Narrator: STOP!!! ^_^.
(Camera zooms into hole. We see Jolteon, Flareon and Umbreon sitting around.)
Jolteon: so, what are we gonna do today? I mean, it's our last day here!
Flareon: I have no idea. Let's just laze around.
Umbreon: I concur.
(They lie back down and try to fall asleep.)
Narrator: meanwhile.
(The scene changes to the Author's camp. We see me and TCL, finally back to normal size. C9Y is still sleeping in the tent.)
Narrator: all right, what have you learnt from this?
TCL: I will not try to eat a whole mountain of cookies at least 10 times larger than me all in one go.
Narrator: good.
(Pyrovulpix walks on the scene)
Pyrovulpix: hi.
Narrator: hi.
TCL: hi.
Pyrovulpix: wanna see my latest invention?
Narrator: fine.show us.
Pyrovulpix: (producing a huge stone block) it's a writer's block! You just put it on wherever you want to write and you can't write there anymore!
Authors: 0_o
Pyrovulpix: (sighs) I must be years ahead of my time. (Pushes block away)
TCL: so, what do we do now?
(Suddenly, Salamander3 arrives on the scene.)
Salamander3: hi.
Narrator: who're YOU?!
Salamander3: why, your latest fan, of course.
Narrator: and what would you be here for?
Salamander3: look at what I found! (Produces a feather.)
TCL: and what would it be for?
Salamander3: this! (Suddenly has a cape and flies around)
(We watch Salamander3 fly away.)
TCL: odd.
Narrator: oh well. Anyway, back to our heroes.
(The scene changes back to our heroes. They are fast asleep when Jolteon feels something on him)
Jolteon: (sleepily) shove off.get back to your side.(opens eyes and sees a fluffy pink bunny) AAAAA!
Flareon: (waking up) what's the matte.(sees fluffy pink bunny too) AAAAA!!!!!
Umbreon: can't a guy get some.(sees fluffy pink bunny) AAAAA!
Narrator: I wonder why are they so freaked out? It's just fluffy pink bunnies!
Jolteon: oh no.my worst dream has come true.
(They rush out of the hole to find.)
Narrator: that the whole mountainside is covered with a mass of fluffy pink bunnies! (Cackles evilly)
(Jolteon, Flareon and Umbreon are swept off their feet and carried away by the advancing tide of fluffy pink bunnies. By some miracle, they manage to reach a cookie outcrop out of the reach of the tide of fluffy pink bunnies)
Jolteon: so what do we do now?
Umbreon: try to find out what is causing the fluffy pink bunnies?
Flareon: good idea.
(They sit down and think)
Narrator: meanwhile.
(The scene changes to the Author's camp. C9Y is now awake and eating cookies.)
TCL: look at that! (Points to the approaching tide of fluffy pink bunnies)
Narrator: yep, I see them.
TCL: I'll handle this. (Crimson Aeroblasts a trench around the author's camp. The fluffy pink bunnies hop into the trench and are diverted away.)
Narrator: nice one.
TCL: any time, anywhere.
C9Y: (grabbing a fluffy pink bunny and hugging it tight) they're so cute! ^_^
TCL: 0_o
Narrator: oh well. Back to our heroes.
(The scene changes back to our heroes. They are still stuck there.)
Flareon: any idea who might have done this?
Jolteon and Umbreon: nope.
(Suddenly, The Ghost arrives.)
Jolteon: it's you!
Ghost: yes, it's me. So what?
Umbreon: are you the one causing all this?
Ghost: YES! AHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Flareon: I thought you were the ghost of the avalanche.
Ghost: NOT ANY MORE! I AM NOW THE GHOST OF THE FLUFFY PINK BUNNIES! AHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Jolteon: all right, what do we have to do to make you go away?
Ghost: the usual: give me sugared cake.
Umbreon: but where are we to get sugared cake?
Ghost: that's your problem. AHAHAHA!!!! (Throws down another fluffy pink bunny)
Flareon: all right.
Ghost: I shall await your return.(Cackles evilly and flies away.)
Jolteon: all right, now how are we to find sugared cake in this sea of fluffy pink bunnies?
Umbreon: I have no idea.
Flareon: well, we still gotta get across the sea of fluffy pink bunnies.
Jolteon: hmm.
Umbreon: I got three helium balloons here.
Jolteon: where'd you get them?
Umbreon: from some insane Raichu.
Flareon: it just might work. (Takes balloon from Umbreon and starts to float away, just above the sea of fluffy pink bunnies)
Jolteon: all right, it works. Give me one. (Takes balloon and floats away.)
(The camera follows Jolteon as he floats around and eventually ends up in the Author's camp.)
Jolteon: (letting go of balloon and watching it float away) all right, the authors should be able to help.
Narrator: (coming forward) all right, what is it this time? Another pay rise?
Jolteon: nope. Do you have any sugared cake?
Narrator: do I look like I have any? (Turns to TCL) do you have any?
TCL: nope, I only eat cookies. C9Y?
C9Y: I suppose not.but you can have Pyro's Writer's block. (Points)
Jolteon: but what am I supposed to do with it?
Authors: that's your business. (Head back into the tent)
Jolteon: oh well.(goes over to examine the Writer's block, and finds a button marked 'push me') hello, what's this? (Pushes the button)
(The Writer's block unfolds to reveal.)
Jolteon: sugared cake! (Grabs it)
(Suddenly, the Ghost flies over)
Ghost: (taking sugared cake from Jolteon) well done, mortal. I shall keep my promise and remove the fluffy pink bunnies. (Floats down and starts to collect the pink bunnies)
Jolteon: (Watching the fluffy pink bunnies vanish) oh well.now to find Flareon.
Narrator: here's a telescope. (Hand Jolteon it)
(Jolteon looks over the mountain and sees Flareon hanging over the soda lake, clinging on for dear life)
Jolteon: oh well.rushes off)
Narrator: and so ends another silly episode of Eskimo Jolteon, except for-
(The scene changes to inside the Author's tent. TCL is watching her portable color television.)
Guy on TV: a few hours ago, a Pidgeot crashed into Ash Ketchum's home, causing it to be totally destroyed. No one was hurt in the incident, except for Ash, who was incinerated by a gas pipe leak. The cause of the crash is still unknown, but the pilot said that a (censored) flying caped Raichu was blocking the windshield. He is now being sent to goldenrod mental hospital for treatment for hallucinations.
TCL: boring.
Guy on TV: next, for the headlines. There has been a mysterious rain of fluffy pink bunnies on the indigo plateau. All people and pokemon please stay away form the area as it is swamped with fluffy pink bunnies. The fate of the elite four and Lance is still unknown, but hopefully it will be revealed in 'All In A Day's Insanity'. Thank you for watching.
TCL: (gets out laptop and starts typing) hee hee hee.
How'd you like this silly story? Please review! ^_^