Author's note: YAY!!!!! 100 reviews! (Is very VERY happy) ok.I don't own
pokemon, nor do I own any other characters not created by me. I got caught
in a rainstorm today.that's why I decided to write this Episode! Ok? Now
let's get on with the story!
Eskimo Jolteon Episode 39:
A Short, silly Brain-dead fan-fic by Lccorp2. Copyright Lccorp2 2002. ^_^
Narrator (me that is): picture the pokemon world in your head.
Narrator: now focus in a bit in a place above Johto, a place that is always frozen.
Narrator: now focus in on a medium-sized igloo near the sea.
Narrator: STOP!!! ^_^.
(Camera zooms into igloo. We see Jolteon, Flareon and Umbreon watching TV, as always.)
TV: and now for the regional news. Yesterday, Luigi's mansion mysteriously disappeared, and in its place was a much larger mansion marked 'Mario's mansion'. People living in the area reported that they heard a loud thump in the middle of the night. When Mario was questioned if it had anything to do with him, he said "no comment".
Flareon: boring.
TV: next, Star Road has been temporarily closed for repair works. (PS: TCL, did you know that 'Camino' means "road" in Spanish? "Star Road" translates as "Camino Estellar" in my GBA.Freakish coincidence or intentional plan? :)) please stay away for the rest of the week.
Umbreon: well, since Espeon and Vaporeon aren't back from their honeymoon, I don't see how we can tease them.
Jolteon: I wish we could have stayed longer at Cookie Mountain.
TV: we interrupt this program for an urgent announcement. Hurricane 'Oh- dear-I-lost-my- underwear' is approaching the Northern area of Johto at an appalling speed. All residents of that area are strongly advised to stay indoors or risk being blown away. The Hurricane is expected to last for 18 hours. End of announcement. Thank you.
Jolteon: 0_o
Flareon: (closing windows) I think we'd better get ready.
Narrator: meanwhile.
(We see the authors having a cookout among the ice floes.)
Radio: .End of announcement. Thank you.
Pyrovulpix: (dropping his burger) AIEEEE!!! I DON'T WANNA BE BLOWN AWAY!
C9Y: neither do I!
Narrator: well, we can always go to the.(dramatically) emergency bunker! (Points)
(The camera swings around to reveal a small building with a sign 'emergency shelter' on it.)
TCL: that's odd; I don't remember that being there.
Narrator: well, it's there now. Let's go!
(TCL, C9Y, Pyrovulpix, Melody, Salamander3 and I drop everything and enter the shelter, descending the steps. Salamander3 shuts the door.)
Melody: boy, it's dark in here.
Salamander3: (finds the light switch and flicks it on) there.
Narrator: (going around the shelves and marking stuff on the Author survival list) Tinned Rations.check. Bottled water.check. Chlorinated bleach.check. Essence of sugar.check. Morty plushies.check. Cheese nips.check. GBA.check. Batteries.check. Cookies.
TCL: well?
Narrator: (Waving list around) I think we've run out of cookies.
TCL: NO COOKIES FOR 18 HOURS?! EEEEeeeeee! (Faints)
(C9Y goes over and tries to revive TCL)
Narrator: oh well. Back to our heroes.
(The scene changes back to our heroes. They are all waiting.)
Jolteon: (hearing the wind howl outside) I wish we'd stayed at Cookie Mountain for longer.
Umbreon: yeah.
(It starts to rain golf balls outside. A few of them bounce off the igloo.)
Jolteon: NOW I'm REALLY wishing we'd stayed there.
(A very surprised and confused golfer lands in the snow about 10 feet from the igloo.)
Flareon: at least we're not out there.
Umbreon: (looking out of the window and seeing the golfer being swept away again) I concur.
Narrator: meanwhile.
(The scene changes back to the authors. TCL is still out cold, with C9Y still trying to revive her.)
Narrator: (staring at something) hmm.
Salamander3: (walking over) whatcha doing?
Narrator: (still staring at wherever I'm staring at) I have to make a very important decision.one can mean either joy or sadness for me.
Salamander3: oh. What is it?
Narrator: yes. (Points to whatever I was staring at) should I eat this chocolate chip cookie, or should I dissolve it in concentrated Sodium Hydroxide while laughing maniacally?
Salamander3: 0_o
TCL: (waking up at the very mention of cookies) AAAAAA!!!!! (Rushes over and gobbles the lone cookie, then faints again)
Salamander3: seems like TCL decided for you.
Narrator: (picking up GBA) oh well. And back to our heroes.
(The scene changes back to our heroes. It has started to rain Magikarp outside. A few of them are golden, while one of them is black)
Flareon: (pointing out of window) look1 the legendary Black Magikarp! (See TCL's 'my obsession with cookies')
Jolteon: I can't be bothered with your jokes now.
Flareon: really! I saw the Black Magikarp!
(Umbreon sighs. The rain of Magikarp stops and it starts to rain cookies outside.)
Umbreon: I'm hungry.
Jolteon: help yourself.
Umbreon: (walking over to the fridge) (I don't know why there's a need to have a fridge in a polar region. Don't ask me.) there's only orange juice and some kind of thick yucky chocolate-flavored nutrient drink.
Flareon: not very appetizing, I see.
Umbreon: I think I'll starve, if it's all right with you.
Jolteon: why don't you go outside and take some of those cookies?
Umbreon: and get blown away? No thanks.
Narrator: meanwhile.
(The scene changes back to the authors. TCL is still suffering from cookie withdrawal symptoms. C9Y is busy hugging a Morty plushie. Pyrovulpix is suffering from an overdose of cheese nips. Melody is eating tinned spam, while Salamander3 is still looking for a multi-colored hand grenade. I sit down in a corner, as the batteries of my GBA have gone flat long ago.)
Salamander3: here, hand grenade, come!
Narrator: (feeling hungry) oh well. He can go on looking for that hand grenade. (walks over to shelves and gets a tin of Campbell's chunky soup (yes, I like it! ^_^) and opens it.)
Salamander3: come out, wherever you are!
Narrator: (suddenly noticing the time) oh no! 10:29! (Runs behind some crates. And after a few minutes, emerges in my were form.)
TCL: (groaning) must have cookies.must have cookies.
Narrator: oh well. Back to our heroes.
(The scene changes back to our heroes. The wind continues to howl outside. It has begun to rain Fic characters outside.)
Jolteon: (seeing Evil Whitney fly by outside) this is the weirdest weather ever.
Flareon: (noticing all the characters of 'Lightning life' do 360-loop-the- loops before being carried away) yeah.
Umbreon: (finding a Pidgey and a Rattata frozen to the window glass) I really hope this ends soon.
Jolteon: (seeing Koga and Bruno fall into the icy sea) I agree completely.
Flareon: (observing Lasrea bounce around on the snow) Espeon and Vaporeon are sooo lucky to be away.
Jolteon: yeah. While we're freezing and starving in here.
Narrator: the next morning.
(The scene changes to the next morning. Our heroes have woken up.)
Jolteon: (opening door and stepping outside) finally! The hurricane has lef-
(A Miltank falls on Jolteon, squashing him.)
Umbreon: I think not.
Miltank: moo?
(Camera fades out as Umbreon tries to lift the Miltank off Jolteon)
Narrator: and so ends another silly Episode of Eskimo Jolteon!
How'd you like this silly story? Please review! ^_^
Eskimo Jolteon Episode 39:
A Short, silly Brain-dead fan-fic by Lccorp2. Copyright Lccorp2 2002. ^_^
Narrator (me that is): picture the pokemon world in your head.
Narrator: now focus in a bit in a place above Johto, a place that is always frozen.
Narrator: now focus in on a medium-sized igloo near the sea.
Narrator: STOP!!! ^_^.
(Camera zooms into igloo. We see Jolteon, Flareon and Umbreon watching TV, as always.)
TV: and now for the regional news. Yesterday, Luigi's mansion mysteriously disappeared, and in its place was a much larger mansion marked 'Mario's mansion'. People living in the area reported that they heard a loud thump in the middle of the night. When Mario was questioned if it had anything to do with him, he said "no comment".
Flareon: boring.
TV: next, Star Road has been temporarily closed for repair works. (PS: TCL, did you know that 'Camino' means "road" in Spanish? "Star Road" translates as "Camino Estellar" in my GBA.Freakish coincidence or intentional plan? :)) please stay away for the rest of the week.
Umbreon: well, since Espeon and Vaporeon aren't back from their honeymoon, I don't see how we can tease them.
Jolteon: I wish we could have stayed longer at Cookie Mountain.
TV: we interrupt this program for an urgent announcement. Hurricane 'Oh- dear-I-lost-my- underwear' is approaching the Northern area of Johto at an appalling speed. All residents of that area are strongly advised to stay indoors or risk being blown away. The Hurricane is expected to last for 18 hours. End of announcement. Thank you.
Jolteon: 0_o
Flareon: (closing windows) I think we'd better get ready.
Narrator: meanwhile.
(We see the authors having a cookout among the ice floes.)
Radio: .End of announcement. Thank you.
Pyrovulpix: (dropping his burger) AIEEEE!!! I DON'T WANNA BE BLOWN AWAY!
C9Y: neither do I!
Narrator: well, we can always go to the.(dramatically) emergency bunker! (Points)
(The camera swings around to reveal a small building with a sign 'emergency shelter' on it.)
TCL: that's odd; I don't remember that being there.
Narrator: well, it's there now. Let's go!
(TCL, C9Y, Pyrovulpix, Melody, Salamander3 and I drop everything and enter the shelter, descending the steps. Salamander3 shuts the door.)
Melody: boy, it's dark in here.
Salamander3: (finds the light switch and flicks it on) there.
Narrator: (going around the shelves and marking stuff on the Author survival list) Tinned Rations.check. Bottled water.check. Chlorinated bleach.check. Essence of sugar.check. Morty plushies.check. Cheese nips.check. GBA.check. Batteries.check. Cookies.
TCL: well?
Narrator: (Waving list around) I think we've run out of cookies.
TCL: NO COOKIES FOR 18 HOURS?! EEEEeeeeee! (Faints)
(C9Y goes over and tries to revive TCL)
Narrator: oh well. Back to our heroes.
(The scene changes back to our heroes. They are all waiting.)
Jolteon: (hearing the wind howl outside) I wish we'd stayed at Cookie Mountain for longer.
Umbreon: yeah.
(It starts to rain golf balls outside. A few of them bounce off the igloo.)
Jolteon: NOW I'm REALLY wishing we'd stayed there.
(A very surprised and confused golfer lands in the snow about 10 feet from the igloo.)
Flareon: at least we're not out there.
Umbreon: (looking out of the window and seeing the golfer being swept away again) I concur.
Narrator: meanwhile.
(The scene changes back to the authors. TCL is still out cold, with C9Y still trying to revive her.)
Narrator: (staring at something) hmm.
Salamander3: (walking over) whatcha doing?
Narrator: (still staring at wherever I'm staring at) I have to make a very important decision.one can mean either joy or sadness for me.
Salamander3: oh. What is it?
Narrator: yes. (Points to whatever I was staring at) should I eat this chocolate chip cookie, or should I dissolve it in concentrated Sodium Hydroxide while laughing maniacally?
Salamander3: 0_o
TCL: (waking up at the very mention of cookies) AAAAAA!!!!! (Rushes over and gobbles the lone cookie, then faints again)
Salamander3: seems like TCL decided for you.
Narrator: (picking up GBA) oh well. And back to our heroes.
(The scene changes back to our heroes. It has started to rain Magikarp outside. A few of them are golden, while one of them is black)
Flareon: (pointing out of window) look1 the legendary Black Magikarp! (See TCL's 'my obsession with cookies')
Jolteon: I can't be bothered with your jokes now.
Flareon: really! I saw the Black Magikarp!
(Umbreon sighs. The rain of Magikarp stops and it starts to rain cookies outside.)
Umbreon: I'm hungry.
Jolteon: help yourself.
Umbreon: (walking over to the fridge) (I don't know why there's a need to have a fridge in a polar region. Don't ask me.) there's only orange juice and some kind of thick yucky chocolate-flavored nutrient drink.
Flareon: not very appetizing, I see.
Umbreon: I think I'll starve, if it's all right with you.
Jolteon: why don't you go outside and take some of those cookies?
Umbreon: and get blown away? No thanks.
Narrator: meanwhile.
(The scene changes back to the authors. TCL is still suffering from cookie withdrawal symptoms. C9Y is busy hugging a Morty plushie. Pyrovulpix is suffering from an overdose of cheese nips. Melody is eating tinned spam, while Salamander3 is still looking for a multi-colored hand grenade. I sit down in a corner, as the batteries of my GBA have gone flat long ago.)
Salamander3: here, hand grenade, come!
Narrator: (feeling hungry) oh well. He can go on looking for that hand grenade. (walks over to shelves and gets a tin of Campbell's chunky soup (yes, I like it! ^_^) and opens it.)
Salamander3: come out, wherever you are!
Narrator: (suddenly noticing the time) oh no! 10:29! (Runs behind some crates. And after a few minutes, emerges in my were form.)
TCL: (groaning) must have cookies.must have cookies.
Narrator: oh well. Back to our heroes.
(The scene changes back to our heroes. The wind continues to howl outside. It has begun to rain Fic characters outside.)
Jolteon: (seeing Evil Whitney fly by outside) this is the weirdest weather ever.
Flareon: (noticing all the characters of 'Lightning life' do 360-loop-the- loops before being carried away) yeah.
Umbreon: (finding a Pidgey and a Rattata frozen to the window glass) I really hope this ends soon.
Jolteon: (seeing Koga and Bruno fall into the icy sea) I agree completely.
Flareon: (observing Lasrea bounce around on the snow) Espeon and Vaporeon are sooo lucky to be away.
Jolteon: yeah. While we're freezing and starving in here.
Narrator: the next morning.
(The scene changes to the next morning. Our heroes have woken up.)
Jolteon: (opening door and stepping outside) finally! The hurricane has lef-
(A Miltank falls on Jolteon, squashing him.)
Umbreon: I think not.
Miltank: moo?
(Camera fades out as Umbreon tries to lift the Miltank off Jolteon)
Narrator: and so ends another silly Episode of Eskimo Jolteon!
How'd you like this silly story? Please review! ^_^