Author's note: I don't own pokemon, nor do I own any other characters not
created by me. Ok? Now let's get on with the story! TCL, when are you gonna
update?
Eskimo Jolteon Episode 40:
A Short, silly Brain-dead fan-fic by Lccorp2. Copyright Lccorp2 2002. ^_^
Narrator (me that is): picture the pokemon world in your head.
Narrator: now focus in a bit in a place above Johto, a place that is always frozen.
Narrator: now focus in on a medium-sized igloo near the sea.
Narrator: STOP!!! ^_^.
Camera zooms into igloo. We see Jolteon watching TV, as always.)
Jolteon: (flicking through the channels) why do you always make me do this?
Narrator: because I frankly suck at beginnings. Now shut up.
Jolteon: bleah.
(Suddenly, Vaporeon walks in. her belly is somewhat swollen.)
Vaporeon: hi! I just wanted you to know Espie and I are back from our honeymoon! (Walks out)
Jolteon: (Watching Vaporeon leave) so, what are you gonna make me do in this episode?
Narrator: wait and see. Meanwhile.
(The scene changes to Tracey HQ. We see Tracey Sketchit pacing around the room. Darth Gary comes in, holding a parcel)
Darth Gary: the mail is here, Master. (Hands Tracey a parcel)
Tracey: (Taking parcel and frantically unwrapping it) YES! THE DAY HAS COME!
Darth Gary: for what, master?
Tracey: For me to take over the world.WITH THE AMAZING LEATHER WALLET OF DESTRUCTION! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!! (Holds it up)
Darth Gary: yes, master. Maybe you should read the instruction manual over there. (Points)
Tracey: WHO CARES?! THE WORLD IS OURS NOW! AHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Darth Gary: (muttering) all right.
Tracey: quick! Prepare the levitating milktruck of doom!
Darth Gary: I am sorry master, but the engine developed a leak last night.
Tracey: never mind, then. WE SHALL GO STEAL A CAR! AHAHAHA!!!!!
Narrator: and now let me create a pointless diversion.
(The scene changes to Ash and pikachu in the middle of some forest)
Ash: (noticing something on the ground) aww wouldz ya look at the purty berry. (Picks it up)
Pikachu: pika!
Ash: aww piggachoo wouldz ya like a putry berry fer yummie?
Pikachu: pikapi!
Ash: oh lawk itz even got a nice purty ring on it. (Pulls it out and gives the 'berry' to pikachu)
Pikachu: (taking 'berry' and swallowing it) pika!
(After a few seconds, pikachu explodes in a bloody mess)
Ash: aww naw piggachoo dieded I dawnt wanna leev anymaw. (Runs headfirst into a big tree and bashes his own skull in)
Salamander3: (from hiding behind tree) hee hee hee.
Narrator: and back to where we left Tracey.
(The scene changes and we see Tracey and Darth Gary outside a diner.)
Tracey: (surveying a multitude of vehicles) now, which one shall we steal?
Darth Gary: how about that one, Master? (Points to a clown copter)
Tracey: yes, that would do nicely.
(They climb into the clown copter and fly off. A few moments later, Bowser Koopa emerges from the diner.)
Bowser: THEIVES! GIVE ME BACK MY CLOWN COPTER!
Narrator: ha. Meanwhile.
(The scene changes to the authors in the FF.net Author's lounge.)
Narrator: (holding head in hands) I think I just might have done the stupidest thing ever.
TCL: and what would that be?
Narrator: I sent an e-mail to Dawn the Espeon with a character idea.
TCL: oh.
Narrator: ah, never mind. Would you help me to solve a problem?
TCL: and what would that be?
Narrator: (pointing) should I eat that apple, or should I dissolve it in the concentrated phosphoric acid while laughing maniacally?
TCL: this is indeed a hard problem.
(The two of us strike up a thinker's pose)
Narrator: oh well. Back to our hero.
(The scene changes back to Jolteon. He is still watching TV)
Jolteon: (to self) this is so boring.maybe I should go fishing. (Switches off TV.)
Narrator: and so our hero went off fishing.
(The scene changes to the sea. Jolteon is fishing.)
Jolteon: come on, stupid fish.bite.
(One hour later)
Jolteon: grr.STUPID FISH WHY DON'T YOU BITE ARGH ARGH ARGH!
(Yet another hour later)
Jolteon: that's it. I give up.
(Suddenly, Tracey and Darth Gary arrive in the Clown copter.)
Jolteon: oh no. Not those freaks again.
Tracey: YES! IT IS ME! AHAHAHA!!! PREPARE TO DIE!!!!! (Holds up amazing leather wallet of destruction)
(Nothing happens)
Tracey: darn. Do you know how to operate this thing?
Darth Gary: no, master. I thought you read the instruction manual.
Tracey: but I thought YOU read it!
(The argument rages on)
Narrator: meanwhile.
(The scene changes to Bowser Koopa, still outside the diner.)
Bowser: oh well.seems like they aren't coming back.(pulls out anti-theft device and presses button on it, then walks back into the diner.)
Narrator: and so.
(The scene changes back to where we left them. Tracey and Darth Gary are still arguing, while Jolteon looks on in mild amusement)
Tracey: chowderhead!
Darth Gary: fleabag!
Tracey: moron!
Darth Gary: barface!
(Suddenly, the Clown Copter begins to smoke)
Tracey: what the.
(The clown copter explodes, sending Tracey and Darth Gary flying high into the atmosphere.)
Jolteon: oh well.(gathers up rod and leaves)
(Camera fades out)
Narrator: and so ends another silly episode of Eskimo Jolteon, except for-
(The scene changes back to the authors. TCL and I are still in our thinker's pose.)
TCL: this problem is so hard.
Narrator: yeah.
(C9Y arrives on the scene)
C9Y: hiya! Whatcha doing?
Narrator: please be quiet, we're trying to think.
C9Y: oh. What is it?
Narrator: TCL, tell her.
TCL: should we eat that apple over there, or should we dissolve it in concentrated phosphoric acid while laughing maniacally?
C9Y: (sitting down) indeed.this is a baffling problem.(strikes her thinkers pose)
(Camera slowly fades out)
How'd you like this silly story? Please review! ^_^
Eskimo Jolteon Episode 40:
A Short, silly Brain-dead fan-fic by Lccorp2. Copyright Lccorp2 2002. ^_^
Narrator (me that is): picture the pokemon world in your head.
Narrator: now focus in a bit in a place above Johto, a place that is always frozen.
Narrator: now focus in on a medium-sized igloo near the sea.
Narrator: STOP!!! ^_^.
Camera zooms into igloo. We see Jolteon watching TV, as always.)
Jolteon: (flicking through the channels) why do you always make me do this?
Narrator: because I frankly suck at beginnings. Now shut up.
Jolteon: bleah.
(Suddenly, Vaporeon walks in. her belly is somewhat swollen.)
Vaporeon: hi! I just wanted you to know Espie and I are back from our honeymoon! (Walks out)
Jolteon: (Watching Vaporeon leave) so, what are you gonna make me do in this episode?
Narrator: wait and see. Meanwhile.
(The scene changes to Tracey HQ. We see Tracey Sketchit pacing around the room. Darth Gary comes in, holding a parcel)
Darth Gary: the mail is here, Master. (Hands Tracey a parcel)
Tracey: (Taking parcel and frantically unwrapping it) YES! THE DAY HAS COME!
Darth Gary: for what, master?
Tracey: For me to take over the world.WITH THE AMAZING LEATHER WALLET OF DESTRUCTION! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!! (Holds it up)
Darth Gary: yes, master. Maybe you should read the instruction manual over there. (Points)
Tracey: WHO CARES?! THE WORLD IS OURS NOW! AHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Darth Gary: (muttering) all right.
Tracey: quick! Prepare the levitating milktruck of doom!
Darth Gary: I am sorry master, but the engine developed a leak last night.
Tracey: never mind, then. WE SHALL GO STEAL A CAR! AHAHAHA!!!!!
Narrator: and now let me create a pointless diversion.
(The scene changes to Ash and pikachu in the middle of some forest)
Ash: (noticing something on the ground) aww wouldz ya look at the purty berry. (Picks it up)
Pikachu: pika!
Ash: aww piggachoo wouldz ya like a putry berry fer yummie?
Pikachu: pikapi!
Ash: oh lawk itz even got a nice purty ring on it. (Pulls it out and gives the 'berry' to pikachu)
Pikachu: (taking 'berry' and swallowing it) pika!
(After a few seconds, pikachu explodes in a bloody mess)
Ash: aww naw piggachoo dieded I dawnt wanna leev anymaw. (Runs headfirst into a big tree and bashes his own skull in)
Salamander3: (from hiding behind tree) hee hee hee.
Narrator: and back to where we left Tracey.
(The scene changes and we see Tracey and Darth Gary outside a diner.)
Tracey: (surveying a multitude of vehicles) now, which one shall we steal?
Darth Gary: how about that one, Master? (Points to a clown copter)
Tracey: yes, that would do nicely.
(They climb into the clown copter and fly off. A few moments later, Bowser Koopa emerges from the diner.)
Bowser: THEIVES! GIVE ME BACK MY CLOWN COPTER!
Narrator: ha. Meanwhile.
(The scene changes to the authors in the FF.net Author's lounge.)
Narrator: (holding head in hands) I think I just might have done the stupidest thing ever.
TCL: and what would that be?
Narrator: I sent an e-mail to Dawn the Espeon with a character idea.
TCL: oh.
Narrator: ah, never mind. Would you help me to solve a problem?
TCL: and what would that be?
Narrator: (pointing) should I eat that apple, or should I dissolve it in the concentrated phosphoric acid while laughing maniacally?
TCL: this is indeed a hard problem.
(The two of us strike up a thinker's pose)
Narrator: oh well. Back to our hero.
(The scene changes back to Jolteon. He is still watching TV)
Jolteon: (to self) this is so boring.maybe I should go fishing. (Switches off TV.)
Narrator: and so our hero went off fishing.
(The scene changes to the sea. Jolteon is fishing.)
Jolteon: come on, stupid fish.bite.
(One hour later)
Jolteon: grr.STUPID FISH WHY DON'T YOU BITE ARGH ARGH ARGH!
(Yet another hour later)
Jolteon: that's it. I give up.
(Suddenly, Tracey and Darth Gary arrive in the Clown copter.)
Jolteon: oh no. Not those freaks again.
Tracey: YES! IT IS ME! AHAHAHA!!! PREPARE TO DIE!!!!! (Holds up amazing leather wallet of destruction)
(Nothing happens)
Tracey: darn. Do you know how to operate this thing?
Darth Gary: no, master. I thought you read the instruction manual.
Tracey: but I thought YOU read it!
(The argument rages on)
Narrator: meanwhile.
(The scene changes to Bowser Koopa, still outside the diner.)
Bowser: oh well.seems like they aren't coming back.(pulls out anti-theft device and presses button on it, then walks back into the diner.)
Narrator: and so.
(The scene changes back to where we left them. Tracey and Darth Gary are still arguing, while Jolteon looks on in mild amusement)
Tracey: chowderhead!
Darth Gary: fleabag!
Tracey: moron!
Darth Gary: barface!
(Suddenly, the Clown Copter begins to smoke)
Tracey: what the.
(The clown copter explodes, sending Tracey and Darth Gary flying high into the atmosphere.)
Jolteon: oh well.(gathers up rod and leaves)
(Camera fades out)
Narrator: and so ends another silly episode of Eskimo Jolteon, except for-
(The scene changes back to the authors. TCL and I are still in our thinker's pose.)
TCL: this problem is so hard.
Narrator: yeah.
(C9Y arrives on the scene)
C9Y: hiya! Whatcha doing?
Narrator: please be quiet, we're trying to think.
C9Y: oh. What is it?
Narrator: TCL, tell her.
TCL: should we eat that apple over there, or should we dissolve it in concentrated phosphoric acid while laughing maniacally?
C9Y: (sitting down) indeed.this is a baffling problem.(strikes her thinkers pose)
(Camera slowly fades out)
How'd you like this silly story? Please review! ^_^