Author's note: I don't own pokemon, nor do I own any other characters not
created by me. Ok? Now let's get on with the story! ^_^
Eskimo Jolteon Episode 41:
A Short, silly Brain-dead fan-fic by Lccorp2. Copyright Lccorp2 2002. ^_^
Narrator (me that is): picture the pokemon world in your head.
Narrator: now focus in a bit in a place above Johto, a place that is always frozen.
Narrator: now focus in on a medium-sized igloo near the sea.
Narrator: STOP!!! ^_^.
(Camera zooms into igloo. We see Jolteon watching TV yet again.)
Jolteon: yet another boring TV show that makes absolutely no sense at all whatever. (Turns off TV.)
(Suddenly, Umbreon comes in.)
Jolteon: hiya. Whtacha doing today?
Umbreon: look at what I found while taking my nightly walk! (Holds up box marked 'essences of sugar')
Jolteon: OOOooohhhh. (Opens box)
(Inside the box are 8 happy sweet items)
Jolteon: yummy! (Pops a sugar cube into his mouth and starts to bounce off the walls at high speed.)
Umbreon: (watching Jolteon bounce around like a rubber ball) maybe I should join him. (Pops milk chocolate into his mouth and bounces around like Jolteon)
(Our two heroes have fun bouncing around until all the essences of sugar are gone.)
Umbreon: that was fun.
(Suddenly, Yui comes in)
Yui: AIIEEEE! YOU ATE THE ESSENCES OF SUGAR! NOW I'LL NEVER GET TO DATE MORTY!!!!! (Runs out crying)
(Suddenly, C9Y appears)
C9Y: (catching hold of Yui) come on, get back into your fic. (Leads her off and comes back again)
Jolteon: what have we done?
Umbreon: I have no idea.
C9Y: then I'll tell you: by eating the essences of sugar, you two have rid the world of hyperactivity and the world will become dull and boring!
Jolteon: just like what's always on TV.
Umbreon: oh no.
Jolteon: then, how can we restore hyperactivity to the world?
C9Y: you must travel to the Valley of Sugar and bring back the holy cake icing! Only then will hyperactivity be restored to the world!
Jolteon and Umbreon: 0_o
C9Y: -_-;
Umbreon: all right.how are we to get there?
C9Y: easy. (Hands them a map)
Jolteon: (studying map) so.to get to the Valley of Sugar, we must cross the Donut Plains, through the Jelly Cave and across Chocolate Island?
C9Y: yep, that's about it.
Jolteon: I wonder why we always do the stupidest things.
Narrator: because I make you do so.
(Jolteon and Umbreon glare at me)
Narrator: um.ok.and so, our heroes set out on their quest for the holy cake icing.
(The scene changes and we see Jolteon and Umbreon walking along the Donut Plains, which evidently, is made out of Donuts, with rivers of coffee flowing)
Jolteon: (walking along) this quest is easy.
Umbreon: maybe not. I hear this place is very popular with members of the police force.
Jolteon: whatever.
(Suddenly, two giant Donuts come out and start chasing our heroes!)
Jolteon and Umbreon: AAAHHH! (They run away)
(They run along for a while, with the giant Donuts chasing them)
Jolteon: hey, why ARE we running! They're donuts!
Umbreon: why didn't we think of that before?
(They turn around and start eating the donuts)
Jolteon: (taking a huge bite) yummy! Strawberry jam!
Narrator: meanwhile.
(The scene changes to the FF.net author's lounge. I and TCL are still thinking about the problem.)
Narrator: I've got it!
TCL: what?
Narrator: the answer to the problem!
TCL: and what would it be?
Narrator: well, since the apple has gone bad since it's been left there for so long, the only option left is to dissolve it in the concentrated Phosphoric acid!
TCL: AAAHHH...
Narrator: well, here goes! (Drops the apple into the concentrated phosphoric acid and laughs evilly while watching it fizzle)
TCL: (staring at me) your evil laugh is really creepy.
Narrator: thanks.
(C9Y, Pyrovulpix, Salamander13 and Dawn come into the lounge.)
TCL: good, you're all here! Let me show you my latest acquisition! (Pulls out some funny thing)
Dawn: what's that?
TCL: it is.(dramatic pause) the Flash Liquidation Ultra Dousing Device, or FLUDD, for short!
(Author's note: if you don't play Super Mario Sunshine then you probably won't know about this. Just think of it as a high-tech water cannon.)
Pyrovulpix: AAAAA! (Tries to run away)
TCL: ahahaha! (Sprays Pyrovulpix)
(Pyrovulpix runs around in circles)
TCL: ahahaha! (Sprays everyone and cackles evilly)
Narrator: (shaking water out of fur) oh well. Back to our heroes.(gets hit by another jet of water) ow!
(The scene changes back to our two heroes. They walk on until a castle looms in front of them, blocking their way.)
Jolteon: (reading sign) Misty's castle. Tea time is 5 pm. Go away.
Umbreon: odd.now what are we supposed to do?
Narrator: why, go into the castle, of course!
Jolteon: oh well. (Walks in front of portcullis. It opens, revealing a long dark hallway.)
Umbreon: are you sure going in is a good idea?
Jolteon: well, it's the only way we can go on.
Umbreon: I mean, why can't we just walk around the castle or something?
Jolteon: well.
Narrator: just shut up and go in!
Umbreon: (grumbling) okay.
(They walk into the dank, dark castle. Nothing happens for a while, then.)
Narrator: a giant sugar coated donut rolls down after them! (Cackles evilly)
Jolteon and Umbreon: AIEEE! (They run for dear life)
(They continue to run, with the giant sugar coated donut rolling after them. They eventually make it to a doorway and duck in as the giant sugar coated donut rolls past them.)
Jolteon: whew.
Umbreon: wanna try this door?
Jolteon: why not? (Opens door. Behind it is a platform linked to two bridges. There is a door at the other end of the room. Our heores make it to the platform in the middle when-)
Narrator: the two bridges break!
Umbreon: oh no! We're trapped!
(Suddenly, a sinister voice comes from the shadows.)
Voice: ha ha ha.fools! Do you wish to retrieve the Holy Cake Icing from the Valley of sugar? Not if I can help it!
(From the shadows, out steps.)
Jolteon and Umbreon: Misty!
Misty: yes! Ahahahahahaha! I shall have my revenge! (Evil witch cackle)
Jolteon: I don't think so.(runs forward and pushes Misty into the boiling lake of tea below. Misty disappears with a splash into the tea and does not resurface.)
Umbreon: well, that's settled it, how do we get out?
Narrator: I'll handle that.
(There is a flash of light and our heroes find themselves outside the castle.)
Jolteon: you know, you could just teleport us to the Valley of Sugar.
Narrator: if I did that, there'd be no story.
Jolteon: (mumbling) stupid authors.
(Suddenly, TCL appears)
TCL: (noticing the castle) ooooh! A practice target! (Blasts away with FLUDD until all that is left is rubble)
Jolteon: 0_o
Umbreon: (stepping over the rubble) look, there's a door in the side of the mountain!
Jolteon: whatever.
(They enter the door)
Narrator: Misty, of the Donut Castle, is now a mere memory. The next area that our heroes have to pass through is the underground Jelly Cave, where the Evil Whitney resides and holds Morty prisoner. What dangers await our heroes in the next episode? Will they be able to defeat the Evil Whitney and rescue Morty?
(Camera fades out)
How'd you like this silly story? Please review! ^_^
Eskimo Jolteon Episode 41:
A Short, silly Brain-dead fan-fic by Lccorp2. Copyright Lccorp2 2002. ^_^
Narrator (me that is): picture the pokemon world in your head.
Narrator: now focus in a bit in a place above Johto, a place that is always frozen.
Narrator: now focus in on a medium-sized igloo near the sea.
Narrator: STOP!!! ^_^.
(Camera zooms into igloo. We see Jolteon watching TV yet again.)
Jolteon: yet another boring TV show that makes absolutely no sense at all whatever. (Turns off TV.)
(Suddenly, Umbreon comes in.)
Jolteon: hiya. Whtacha doing today?
Umbreon: look at what I found while taking my nightly walk! (Holds up box marked 'essences of sugar')
Jolteon: OOOooohhhh. (Opens box)
(Inside the box are 8 happy sweet items)
Jolteon: yummy! (Pops a sugar cube into his mouth and starts to bounce off the walls at high speed.)
Umbreon: (watching Jolteon bounce around like a rubber ball) maybe I should join him. (Pops milk chocolate into his mouth and bounces around like Jolteon)
(Our two heroes have fun bouncing around until all the essences of sugar are gone.)
Umbreon: that was fun.
(Suddenly, Yui comes in)
Yui: AIIEEEE! YOU ATE THE ESSENCES OF SUGAR! NOW I'LL NEVER GET TO DATE MORTY!!!!! (Runs out crying)
(Suddenly, C9Y appears)
C9Y: (catching hold of Yui) come on, get back into your fic. (Leads her off and comes back again)
Jolteon: what have we done?
Umbreon: I have no idea.
C9Y: then I'll tell you: by eating the essences of sugar, you two have rid the world of hyperactivity and the world will become dull and boring!
Jolteon: just like what's always on TV.
Umbreon: oh no.
Jolteon: then, how can we restore hyperactivity to the world?
C9Y: you must travel to the Valley of Sugar and bring back the holy cake icing! Only then will hyperactivity be restored to the world!
Jolteon and Umbreon: 0_o
C9Y: -_-;
Umbreon: all right.how are we to get there?
C9Y: easy. (Hands them a map)
Jolteon: (studying map) so.to get to the Valley of Sugar, we must cross the Donut Plains, through the Jelly Cave and across Chocolate Island?
C9Y: yep, that's about it.
Jolteon: I wonder why we always do the stupidest things.
Narrator: because I make you do so.
(Jolteon and Umbreon glare at me)
Narrator: um.ok.and so, our heroes set out on their quest for the holy cake icing.
(The scene changes and we see Jolteon and Umbreon walking along the Donut Plains, which evidently, is made out of Donuts, with rivers of coffee flowing)
Jolteon: (walking along) this quest is easy.
Umbreon: maybe not. I hear this place is very popular with members of the police force.
Jolteon: whatever.
(Suddenly, two giant Donuts come out and start chasing our heroes!)
Jolteon and Umbreon: AAAHHH! (They run away)
(They run along for a while, with the giant Donuts chasing them)
Jolteon: hey, why ARE we running! They're donuts!
Umbreon: why didn't we think of that before?
(They turn around and start eating the donuts)
Jolteon: (taking a huge bite) yummy! Strawberry jam!
Narrator: meanwhile.
(The scene changes to the FF.net author's lounge. I and TCL are still thinking about the problem.)
Narrator: I've got it!
TCL: what?
Narrator: the answer to the problem!
TCL: and what would it be?
Narrator: well, since the apple has gone bad since it's been left there for so long, the only option left is to dissolve it in the concentrated Phosphoric acid!
TCL: AAAHHH...
Narrator: well, here goes! (Drops the apple into the concentrated phosphoric acid and laughs evilly while watching it fizzle)
TCL: (staring at me) your evil laugh is really creepy.
Narrator: thanks.
(C9Y, Pyrovulpix, Salamander13 and Dawn come into the lounge.)
TCL: good, you're all here! Let me show you my latest acquisition! (Pulls out some funny thing)
Dawn: what's that?
TCL: it is.(dramatic pause) the Flash Liquidation Ultra Dousing Device, or FLUDD, for short!
(Author's note: if you don't play Super Mario Sunshine then you probably won't know about this. Just think of it as a high-tech water cannon.)
Pyrovulpix: AAAAA! (Tries to run away)
TCL: ahahaha! (Sprays Pyrovulpix)
(Pyrovulpix runs around in circles)
TCL: ahahaha! (Sprays everyone and cackles evilly)
Narrator: (shaking water out of fur) oh well. Back to our heroes.(gets hit by another jet of water) ow!
(The scene changes back to our two heroes. They walk on until a castle looms in front of them, blocking their way.)
Jolteon: (reading sign) Misty's castle. Tea time is 5 pm. Go away.
Umbreon: odd.now what are we supposed to do?
Narrator: why, go into the castle, of course!
Jolteon: oh well. (Walks in front of portcullis. It opens, revealing a long dark hallway.)
Umbreon: are you sure going in is a good idea?
Jolteon: well, it's the only way we can go on.
Umbreon: I mean, why can't we just walk around the castle or something?
Jolteon: well.
Narrator: just shut up and go in!
Umbreon: (grumbling) okay.
(They walk into the dank, dark castle. Nothing happens for a while, then.)
Narrator: a giant sugar coated donut rolls down after them! (Cackles evilly)
Jolteon and Umbreon: AIEEE! (They run for dear life)
(They continue to run, with the giant sugar coated donut rolling after them. They eventually make it to a doorway and duck in as the giant sugar coated donut rolls past them.)
Jolteon: whew.
Umbreon: wanna try this door?
Jolteon: why not? (Opens door. Behind it is a platform linked to two bridges. There is a door at the other end of the room. Our heores make it to the platform in the middle when-)
Narrator: the two bridges break!
Umbreon: oh no! We're trapped!
(Suddenly, a sinister voice comes from the shadows.)
Voice: ha ha ha.fools! Do you wish to retrieve the Holy Cake Icing from the Valley of sugar? Not if I can help it!
(From the shadows, out steps.)
Jolteon and Umbreon: Misty!
Misty: yes! Ahahahahahaha! I shall have my revenge! (Evil witch cackle)
Jolteon: I don't think so.(runs forward and pushes Misty into the boiling lake of tea below. Misty disappears with a splash into the tea and does not resurface.)
Umbreon: well, that's settled it, how do we get out?
Narrator: I'll handle that.
(There is a flash of light and our heroes find themselves outside the castle.)
Jolteon: you know, you could just teleport us to the Valley of Sugar.
Narrator: if I did that, there'd be no story.
Jolteon: (mumbling) stupid authors.
(Suddenly, TCL appears)
TCL: (noticing the castle) ooooh! A practice target! (Blasts away with FLUDD until all that is left is rubble)
Jolteon: 0_o
Umbreon: (stepping over the rubble) look, there's a door in the side of the mountain!
Jolteon: whatever.
(They enter the door)
Narrator: Misty, of the Donut Castle, is now a mere memory. The next area that our heroes have to pass through is the underground Jelly Cave, where the Evil Whitney resides and holds Morty prisoner. What dangers await our heroes in the next episode? Will they be able to defeat the Evil Whitney and rescue Morty?
(Camera fades out)
How'd you like this silly story? Please review! ^_^