Author's note: I don't own pokemon, nor do I own any other characters not
created by me.. I own nothing but my mangled, deranged brain, so don't sue.
Ok? Now let's get on with the story! ^_^
Eskimo Jolteon Episode 42:
A Short, silly Brain-dead fan-fic by Lccorp2. Copyright Lccorp2 2002. ^_^
Narrator (me that is): picture some funny place in your head.
Narrator: now focus in a bit in a place where stuff is made out of sugar.
Narrator: now focus into a cave..
Narrator: STOP!!! ^_^.
(Camera zooms into cave. We see Jolteon and Umbreon walking along.)
Narrator: as you know, last episode our heroes set out on their quest to the Valley of Sugar to retrieve the Holy Cake Icing and restore hyperactivity to the world! In this episode they are journeying in the Jelly Cave.
Jolteon: hey, it's dark in here!
Umbreon: duh.
Narrator: (handing Jolteon a flashlight) there.
(Our heroes carefully proceed along)
Narrator: not very far away.
(The scene changes to the Evil Whitney in her tower. She is looking through a pair of binoculars)
Evil Whitney: ha ha ha.two fools are coming this way.
Morty: (from inside cage) let me go!
Evil Whitney: no one shall rescue you, Oracle of Candies! Not those two, nor that foolish girl Yui! I will be the only one who is hyper! (Laughs evilly)
Evil fluffy pink bunny: shall I activate the traps, Mistress?
Evil Whitney: Yes! Ahahahahahahahhahahahahahaha!
Narrator: and anyway, back to our heroes.
(The scene changes back to Jolteon and Umbreon. They are walking down a flight of steps when-)
Narrator: all the steps sink in to form a slope! (Grins maniacally)
(Our heroes slide down the slope and end up in a heap at the bottom)
Jolteon: ouch.
Umbreon: (picking himself up and dusting himself off) well, I suppose- (Takes another step. The ground beneath his feet crumbles, leaving him hanging by his paws over a pit of sharpened spikes.)
Jolteon: I suppose we were supposed to fall into that?
Umbreon: shut up and help me up.
Narrator: meanwhile.
(The scene changes to FF.net author's lounge. I am sitting on the couch when C9Y comes in. TCL is still happily blasting away with FLUDD in the background.)
C9Y: hey, can you not steal my characters?
Narrator: what?
C9Y: I mean, I invented evil Whitney and the Oracle of Candies!
Narrator: but my disclaimer says that I don't own any characters not created by me.
C9Y: oh.
TCL: (blasting away with FLUDD) hahaha! (Sprays us)
Narrator: (shaking water out of fur) I really need a break.oh well. Back to our heroes.
(The scene changes back to our heroes, who are cautiously walking along when suddenly, there is a flash of light.)
Jolteon: what the.
Power rangers: We're the Mighty Morphing Power Rangers! Go go Power Rangers!
(A thunderbolt flies out from nowhere and hits the Power Rangers, turning them into dust.)
Narrator: stupid TV shows.
Umbreon: what was that? 0_o
Jolteon: I have no idea.
(Suddenly, the Ghost appears)
Jolteon: not you again!
Ghost: quick! The Evil Whitney knows of your arrival.
Umbreon: hey, why are you so friendly now?
Ghost: I had a guilt attack after eating that last piece of sugared cake.
Umbreon: oh.
Ghost: as I was saying, the Evil Whitney knows of your arrival! To defeat her evil fluffy pink bunnies you must have this! (Produces two longswords)
Jolteon: oohhh. (Picks longsword up and does an experimental slash)
Ghost: just ahead is the tower of the Evil Whitney! Good luck!
(Our heroes rush on until they reach a large cavern with a tower in the middle)
Jolteon: so, that must be the tower of the Evil Whitney.
(Suddenly, pink lightning bolts drop from both sides of the cavern, trapping our heroes!)
Umbreon: oh no! We're trapped! (Runs around in circles)
(The Evil Whitney appears at the battlements of her tower)
Evil Whitney: ha! Fools, do you think you can actually rescue the Oracle of Candies?
Jolteon: but we're not here to rescue the Oracle of Candies!
Evil Whitney: (looking puzzled) huh? Then what are you here for?
Umbreon: oh, we're just passing through on our way to the Valley of Sugar to get the Holy cake icing so we can restore hyperactivity to the world?
Evil Whitney: WHAT?! NEVER! I SHALL BE THE ONLY ONE WHO IS HYPER!!!!! ATTACK!!!!!
(Swarms of fluffy pink bunnies come out from the tower and advance upon our heroes!)
Jolteon: oh no, you've done it this time.
Umbreon: it's just like Cookie Mountain all over again.
(They hack and slash at the pink bunnies with their longswords until the last one falls.)
Evil Whitney: seems like I'll have to deal with you two myself! (Leaps down and attacks. A fierce swordfight ensues.)
Jolteon: I can't hold out for much longer! She's just too powerful!
Umbreon: (thinking fast) wait! There's a pimple on your face!
Evil Whitney: AAA! WHAT?! WHERE?!
Umbreon: I said, there's a pimple on your face!
Evil Whitney: (holding up mirror and noticing pimple) AAAIIIEEEE!!!! MY BEAUTIFUL FACE IS RUINED!!!!!! (Bursts into tears and starts to disintegrate)
Jolteon: (watching Evil Whitney disintegrate) good thinking, man. 0_o
Umbreon: I didn't expect it to have that effect.
Jolteon: oh well.
Voice: (from inside tower) help.
Umbreon: did you hear something?
Jolteon: yeah.
(They go inside the tower and find the caged Morty)
Morty: I thought Yui would be coming to save me?
Umbreon: look. Do you want to be saved or not?
Morty: YES!
Jolteon: good. (Hacks the cage open)
Morty: thank you for rescuing me.now I must go look for Yui and ask her if she's free on Saturday night.(Wanders off)
Jolteon: that was odd.
(They step back out. The pink lightning bolts covering the exit have faded away.)
Umbreon: (pointing) that appears to be the exit.
Jolteon: let's go, then.
(They walk off)
Narrator: through their quick wits, our heroes have overcome the Evil Whitney and rescued Morty in the Jelly Cave. Onward, to the deliciously dangerous Chocolate Island, where the mysterious and eccentric Will Wonka has his factory!
How'd you like this silly story? Please review! ^_^
Eskimo Jolteon Episode 42:
A Short, silly Brain-dead fan-fic by Lccorp2. Copyright Lccorp2 2002. ^_^
Narrator (me that is): picture some funny place in your head.
Narrator: now focus in a bit in a place where stuff is made out of sugar.
Narrator: now focus into a cave..
Narrator: STOP!!! ^_^.
(Camera zooms into cave. We see Jolteon and Umbreon walking along.)
Narrator: as you know, last episode our heroes set out on their quest to the Valley of Sugar to retrieve the Holy Cake Icing and restore hyperactivity to the world! In this episode they are journeying in the Jelly Cave.
Jolteon: hey, it's dark in here!
Umbreon: duh.
Narrator: (handing Jolteon a flashlight) there.
(Our heroes carefully proceed along)
Narrator: not very far away.
(The scene changes to the Evil Whitney in her tower. She is looking through a pair of binoculars)
Evil Whitney: ha ha ha.two fools are coming this way.
Morty: (from inside cage) let me go!
Evil Whitney: no one shall rescue you, Oracle of Candies! Not those two, nor that foolish girl Yui! I will be the only one who is hyper! (Laughs evilly)
Evil fluffy pink bunny: shall I activate the traps, Mistress?
Evil Whitney: Yes! Ahahahahahahahhahahahahahaha!
Narrator: and anyway, back to our heroes.
(The scene changes back to Jolteon and Umbreon. They are walking down a flight of steps when-)
Narrator: all the steps sink in to form a slope! (Grins maniacally)
(Our heroes slide down the slope and end up in a heap at the bottom)
Jolteon: ouch.
Umbreon: (picking himself up and dusting himself off) well, I suppose- (Takes another step. The ground beneath his feet crumbles, leaving him hanging by his paws over a pit of sharpened spikes.)
Jolteon: I suppose we were supposed to fall into that?
Umbreon: shut up and help me up.
Narrator: meanwhile.
(The scene changes to FF.net author's lounge. I am sitting on the couch when C9Y comes in. TCL is still happily blasting away with FLUDD in the background.)
C9Y: hey, can you not steal my characters?
Narrator: what?
C9Y: I mean, I invented evil Whitney and the Oracle of Candies!
Narrator: but my disclaimer says that I don't own any characters not created by me.
C9Y: oh.
TCL: (blasting away with FLUDD) hahaha! (Sprays us)
Narrator: (shaking water out of fur) I really need a break.oh well. Back to our heroes.
(The scene changes back to our heroes, who are cautiously walking along when suddenly, there is a flash of light.)
Jolteon: what the.
Power rangers: We're the Mighty Morphing Power Rangers! Go go Power Rangers!
(A thunderbolt flies out from nowhere and hits the Power Rangers, turning them into dust.)
Narrator: stupid TV shows.
Umbreon: what was that? 0_o
Jolteon: I have no idea.
(Suddenly, the Ghost appears)
Jolteon: not you again!
Ghost: quick! The Evil Whitney knows of your arrival.
Umbreon: hey, why are you so friendly now?
Ghost: I had a guilt attack after eating that last piece of sugared cake.
Umbreon: oh.
Ghost: as I was saying, the Evil Whitney knows of your arrival! To defeat her evil fluffy pink bunnies you must have this! (Produces two longswords)
Jolteon: oohhh. (Picks longsword up and does an experimental slash)
Ghost: just ahead is the tower of the Evil Whitney! Good luck!
(Our heroes rush on until they reach a large cavern with a tower in the middle)
Jolteon: so, that must be the tower of the Evil Whitney.
(Suddenly, pink lightning bolts drop from both sides of the cavern, trapping our heroes!)
Umbreon: oh no! We're trapped! (Runs around in circles)
(The Evil Whitney appears at the battlements of her tower)
Evil Whitney: ha! Fools, do you think you can actually rescue the Oracle of Candies?
Jolteon: but we're not here to rescue the Oracle of Candies!
Evil Whitney: (looking puzzled) huh? Then what are you here for?
Umbreon: oh, we're just passing through on our way to the Valley of Sugar to get the Holy cake icing so we can restore hyperactivity to the world?
Evil Whitney: WHAT?! NEVER! I SHALL BE THE ONLY ONE WHO IS HYPER!!!!! ATTACK!!!!!
(Swarms of fluffy pink bunnies come out from the tower and advance upon our heroes!)
Jolteon: oh no, you've done it this time.
Umbreon: it's just like Cookie Mountain all over again.
(They hack and slash at the pink bunnies with their longswords until the last one falls.)
Evil Whitney: seems like I'll have to deal with you two myself! (Leaps down and attacks. A fierce swordfight ensues.)
Jolteon: I can't hold out for much longer! She's just too powerful!
Umbreon: (thinking fast) wait! There's a pimple on your face!
Evil Whitney: AAA! WHAT?! WHERE?!
Umbreon: I said, there's a pimple on your face!
Evil Whitney: (holding up mirror and noticing pimple) AAAIIIEEEE!!!! MY BEAUTIFUL FACE IS RUINED!!!!!! (Bursts into tears and starts to disintegrate)
Jolteon: (watching Evil Whitney disintegrate) good thinking, man. 0_o
Umbreon: I didn't expect it to have that effect.
Jolteon: oh well.
Voice: (from inside tower) help.
Umbreon: did you hear something?
Jolteon: yeah.
(They go inside the tower and find the caged Morty)
Morty: I thought Yui would be coming to save me?
Umbreon: look. Do you want to be saved or not?
Morty: YES!
Jolteon: good. (Hacks the cage open)
Morty: thank you for rescuing me.now I must go look for Yui and ask her if she's free on Saturday night.(Wanders off)
Jolteon: that was odd.
(They step back out. The pink lightning bolts covering the exit have faded away.)
Umbreon: (pointing) that appears to be the exit.
Jolteon: let's go, then.
(They walk off)
Narrator: through their quick wits, our heroes have overcome the Evil Whitney and rescued Morty in the Jelly Cave. Onward, to the deliciously dangerous Chocolate Island, where the mysterious and eccentric Will Wonka has his factory!
How'd you like this silly story? Please review! ^_^