Author's note: I don't own pokemon, nor do I own any other characters not
created by me. Ok? YAYAYAY I spoke to the Great Sandact6 over MSN last
night!!!!! *is so happy* oh well, on with the story! ^_^
Eskimo Jolteon Episode 43:
A Short, silly Brain-dead fan-fic by Lccorp2. Copyright Lccorp2 2002. ^_^
Narrator (me that is): picture some funny place in your head.
Narrator: now focus in a bit in a place where stuff is made out of sugar.
Narrator: now focus into a happy road leading to a isle made of chocolate.
Narrator: STOP!!! ^_^.
(Camera zooms in onto Jolteon and Umbreon walking along)
Narrator: as you know, our heroes are on their quest for the Holy Cake Icing, which is needed to restore hyperactivity to the world! In this episode, our heroes have reached the dangerously delicious chocolate isle!
Umbreon: you know, I'm really beginning to hate this.
Narrator: (pulling out contract) under section 2447, clause 1923, you are bidden to do what I say. (Laughs evilly)
Jolteon: whatever. Look over there! (Points)
(The camera swings around to reveal a brown island)
Umbreon: that must be the chocolate island!
Jolteon: what are we waiting for? Let's go!
(They run across to the bridge)
(Camera zooms in onto the bridge. We see Dawn the Espeon standing in the middle of the bridge.)
Dawn: greetings, travelers. Are you headed for Chocolate Island?
Umbreon: sorta.yeah.
Dawn: then you must have this! (Produces something from behind her back and hands it to Jolteon)
Jolteon: (fingering it) what's this?
Dawn: it's am electric heater!
Jolteon: and what am I supposed to do with it? Poke Espeon with it?
Dawn: NO! You use it to attack! All chocolate monsters fear its power!
Jolteon: aahhhh.
Dawn: all right, now that I've done this, bye. (Teleports away)
Umbreon: weird.
Jolteon: aah, never mind.
(They walk on and cross the bridge into Chocolate Island.)
Narrator: meanwhile.
(The scene changes to the FF.net author's lounge)
Narrator: (skipping happily) I talked to Sandact6! I talked to Sandact6!
(Salamander3 comes in)
Salamander3: hi.
Narrator: oh nice talking to you yesterday.
Salamander3: thanks. Would you like a berry? (Holds up hand grenade painted red)
Narrator: (eyeing the hand grenade) Nah. How about you try giving it to Pyrovulpix?
Salamander3: all right! (Skips off happily)
Narrator: whew.
(Suddenly, TCL comes in)
TCL: have you seen C9Y?
Narrator: nope.
TCL: if you do see her, tell me. I gotta spray her. (Flies off)
Narrator: (pulling out his own FLUDD) hehe. (Sets FLUDD to 'hover' and flies away)
Narrator: and before we get back to our heroes, let me create a pointless diversion.
(The scene changes and we see Ash and Brock lost in some forest)
Ash: aww naw look piggachoo wa luzt in a furest agan.
Brock: duuuhhhh.(drools like a Mongolian idiot)
Ash: aaa wayll never get aut of theez furest ever! (Bursts into tears)
Brock: duh daah daah duh.(drools some more)
Ash: ah knoe! If we all dieded we wunt hafta stie in da furest anah maw! We kan go to hafan!
(Ash takes a knife and stabs Brock, Pikachu and Himself)
Ash: (waking up) waw eet seemz taw bee rally hot in here.
Narrator: hee hee hee. And back to our heroes.
(The scene changes back to Jolteon and Umbreon. They are walking along Chocolate Isle when.)
Narrator: the evil chocolate monsters attack! XD
Jolteon: (seeing the evil chocolate monsters ooze towards them) this is not good.
Umbreon: (drawing longsword) die! (Slashes the nearest monster. The sword merely passes through it)
Jolteon: eep! (Remembers Dawn's words and pulls out the heater)
Umbreon: (holding off the evil chocolate monsters) hurry up.
Jolteon: (fumbling with the heater) now how do I turn this on.
Umbreon: (fending off the evil chocolate monsters) HURRY!
Jolteon: ah! Got it! (Stabs the nearest chocolate monster with the heater. It howls and melts into a gooey puddle)
Umbreon: whew.
(They work at melting all the evil chocolate monsters, tossing the heater between them. Eventually the last Evil chocolate monster falls)
Jolteon: (turning off heater) let's go!
(They run off)
Narrator: not very far away.
(The scene changes to Will Wonka's factory. We see Will Wonka looking through a telescope)
Will Wonka: so.they managed to defeat my monsters.seems like I'll have to use.THE EVIL BOUNCY GOBSTOPPERS! (Cackles evilly)
Narrator: and now back to our heroes.
(The scene changes back to Jolteon and Umbreon. They are walking along a stream of melted chocolate.)
Jolteon: (pointing) look over there!
(The camera swings to show a huge factory with a signboard stating "Will Wonka's amazing sweet factory")
Umbreon: that must be our next target.
Narrator: yup yup yuppers!
Jolteon: all right.let's go!
(They proceed cautiously towards the factory)
(Suddenly, huge evil gobstoppers come bouncing down in all directions, threatening to squash our heroes!)
Jolteon and Umbreon: AAAAA! (They run for cover. Unfortunately, there is none, so they just run in circles.)
(Eventually, the last of the gobstoppers bounce away.)
Umbreon: whew.
(They run on towards the evil factory)
Will Wonka: ha ha ha!!! Fools! Do you dare challenge the great Will Wonka?
(Suddenly, TCL comes on)
TCL: (spotting Will Wonka) there you are1 I've been looking all over for you!
Will Wonka: AIEEE!!! NO!!! (Runs and tries to hide)
TCL: (grabbing hold of Will Wonka) yes! Now get back into all In a day's insanity like a good character! (Drags Will Wonka off, kicking and screaming.)
Jolteon: (watching TCL drag Will Wonka off) that was weird.
Umbreon: and easy too.
(Suddenly, Will Wonka's evil factory explodes, sending chocolate and sugar flying everywhere.)
Jolteon: at least it's raining chocolate.
Umbreon: (spotting a yellow glucose road beyond the evil factory) look!
Jolteon: that must be the way to the Valley of Sugar!
Umbreon: let's go!
(They set off. Camera fades out.)
Narrator: by sheer luck and chance, our heroes have put an end to Will Wonka's days of producing chocolate in Chocolate Island. They now see the challenge that lies before them. There is a yellow glucose road that seems to be the threshold of the dreaded Valley of Sugar, where the ultimate goal of our heroes' quest lies. Will they be able to retrieve the Holy Cake Icing and restore hyperactivity to the world?
Narrator: meanwhile.
(The scene changes to some funny place. TCL has got C9Y cornered.)
TCL: yes! Write more Oracle of Candies or I'll spray you! AHAHA!!!!!
C9Y: EEeee!
(I come along)
Narrator: whatcha doing?
TCL: I'm just trying to 'persuade' C9Y to continue wiring Oracle of Candies.
Narrator: um.ok. (Takes out own FLUDD and sprays TCL all over with Essence of Cookie.)
TCL: (in a trance) cookies.(starts to lick herself)
C9Y: hey, thanks. (Runs away)
(Camera fades out with me spraying TCL with more Essence of Cookie while C9Y escapes.)
How'd you like this silly story? Please review! ^_^
Eskimo Jolteon Episode 43:
A Short, silly Brain-dead fan-fic by Lccorp2. Copyright Lccorp2 2002. ^_^
Narrator (me that is): picture some funny place in your head.
Narrator: now focus in a bit in a place where stuff is made out of sugar.
Narrator: now focus into a happy road leading to a isle made of chocolate.
Narrator: STOP!!! ^_^.
(Camera zooms in onto Jolteon and Umbreon walking along)
Narrator: as you know, our heroes are on their quest for the Holy Cake Icing, which is needed to restore hyperactivity to the world! In this episode, our heroes have reached the dangerously delicious chocolate isle!
Umbreon: you know, I'm really beginning to hate this.
Narrator: (pulling out contract) under section 2447, clause 1923, you are bidden to do what I say. (Laughs evilly)
Jolteon: whatever. Look over there! (Points)
(The camera swings around to reveal a brown island)
Umbreon: that must be the chocolate island!
Jolteon: what are we waiting for? Let's go!
(They run across to the bridge)
(Camera zooms in onto the bridge. We see Dawn the Espeon standing in the middle of the bridge.)
Dawn: greetings, travelers. Are you headed for Chocolate Island?
Umbreon: sorta.yeah.
Dawn: then you must have this! (Produces something from behind her back and hands it to Jolteon)
Jolteon: (fingering it) what's this?
Dawn: it's am electric heater!
Jolteon: and what am I supposed to do with it? Poke Espeon with it?
Dawn: NO! You use it to attack! All chocolate monsters fear its power!
Jolteon: aahhhh.
Dawn: all right, now that I've done this, bye. (Teleports away)
Umbreon: weird.
Jolteon: aah, never mind.
(They walk on and cross the bridge into Chocolate Island.)
Narrator: meanwhile.
(The scene changes to the FF.net author's lounge)
Narrator: (skipping happily) I talked to Sandact6! I talked to Sandact6!
(Salamander3 comes in)
Salamander3: hi.
Narrator: oh nice talking to you yesterday.
Salamander3: thanks. Would you like a berry? (Holds up hand grenade painted red)
Narrator: (eyeing the hand grenade) Nah. How about you try giving it to Pyrovulpix?
Salamander3: all right! (Skips off happily)
Narrator: whew.
(Suddenly, TCL comes in)
TCL: have you seen C9Y?
Narrator: nope.
TCL: if you do see her, tell me. I gotta spray her. (Flies off)
Narrator: (pulling out his own FLUDD) hehe. (Sets FLUDD to 'hover' and flies away)
Narrator: and before we get back to our heroes, let me create a pointless diversion.
(The scene changes and we see Ash and Brock lost in some forest)
Ash: aww naw look piggachoo wa luzt in a furest agan.
Brock: duuuhhhh.(drools like a Mongolian idiot)
Ash: aaa wayll never get aut of theez furest ever! (Bursts into tears)
Brock: duh daah daah duh.(drools some more)
Ash: ah knoe! If we all dieded we wunt hafta stie in da furest anah maw! We kan go to hafan!
(Ash takes a knife and stabs Brock, Pikachu and Himself)
Ash: (waking up) waw eet seemz taw bee rally hot in here.
Narrator: hee hee hee. And back to our heroes.
(The scene changes back to Jolteon and Umbreon. They are walking along Chocolate Isle when.)
Narrator: the evil chocolate monsters attack! XD
Jolteon: (seeing the evil chocolate monsters ooze towards them) this is not good.
Umbreon: (drawing longsword) die! (Slashes the nearest monster. The sword merely passes through it)
Jolteon: eep! (Remembers Dawn's words and pulls out the heater)
Umbreon: (holding off the evil chocolate monsters) hurry up.
Jolteon: (fumbling with the heater) now how do I turn this on.
Umbreon: (fending off the evil chocolate monsters) HURRY!
Jolteon: ah! Got it! (Stabs the nearest chocolate monster with the heater. It howls and melts into a gooey puddle)
Umbreon: whew.
(They work at melting all the evil chocolate monsters, tossing the heater between them. Eventually the last Evil chocolate monster falls)
Jolteon: (turning off heater) let's go!
(They run off)
Narrator: not very far away.
(The scene changes to Will Wonka's factory. We see Will Wonka looking through a telescope)
Will Wonka: so.they managed to defeat my monsters.seems like I'll have to use.THE EVIL BOUNCY GOBSTOPPERS! (Cackles evilly)
Narrator: and now back to our heroes.
(The scene changes back to Jolteon and Umbreon. They are walking along a stream of melted chocolate.)
Jolteon: (pointing) look over there!
(The camera swings to show a huge factory with a signboard stating "Will Wonka's amazing sweet factory")
Umbreon: that must be our next target.
Narrator: yup yup yuppers!
Jolteon: all right.let's go!
(They proceed cautiously towards the factory)
(Suddenly, huge evil gobstoppers come bouncing down in all directions, threatening to squash our heroes!)
Jolteon and Umbreon: AAAAA! (They run for cover. Unfortunately, there is none, so they just run in circles.)
(Eventually, the last of the gobstoppers bounce away.)
Umbreon: whew.
(They run on towards the evil factory)
Will Wonka: ha ha ha!!! Fools! Do you dare challenge the great Will Wonka?
(Suddenly, TCL comes on)
TCL: (spotting Will Wonka) there you are1 I've been looking all over for you!
Will Wonka: AIEEE!!! NO!!! (Runs and tries to hide)
TCL: (grabbing hold of Will Wonka) yes! Now get back into all In a day's insanity like a good character! (Drags Will Wonka off, kicking and screaming.)
Jolteon: (watching TCL drag Will Wonka off) that was weird.
Umbreon: and easy too.
(Suddenly, Will Wonka's evil factory explodes, sending chocolate and sugar flying everywhere.)
Jolteon: at least it's raining chocolate.
Umbreon: (spotting a yellow glucose road beyond the evil factory) look!
Jolteon: that must be the way to the Valley of Sugar!
Umbreon: let's go!
(They set off. Camera fades out.)
Narrator: by sheer luck and chance, our heroes have put an end to Will Wonka's days of producing chocolate in Chocolate Island. They now see the challenge that lies before them. There is a yellow glucose road that seems to be the threshold of the dreaded Valley of Sugar, where the ultimate goal of our heroes' quest lies. Will they be able to retrieve the Holy Cake Icing and restore hyperactivity to the world?
Narrator: meanwhile.
(The scene changes to some funny place. TCL has got C9Y cornered.)
TCL: yes! Write more Oracle of Candies or I'll spray you! AHAHA!!!!!
C9Y: EEeee!
(I come along)
Narrator: whatcha doing?
TCL: I'm just trying to 'persuade' C9Y to continue wiring Oracle of Candies.
Narrator: um.ok. (Takes out own FLUDD and sprays TCL all over with Essence of Cookie.)
TCL: (in a trance) cookies.(starts to lick herself)
C9Y: hey, thanks. (Runs away)
(Camera fades out with me spraying TCL with more Essence of Cookie while C9Y escapes.)
How'd you like this silly story? Please review! ^_^