Author: Hermia Rosalind

Story title: Okay, Whatever

Chapter: One

Pairings: Lily Evans/Sirius Black

Warnings: Het, AU, confusion.

Genres: Romance, mystery, humour.

Rating: PG-13.

Word count: 557.

Summary: AU, OotP-spoils. Lily Evans&Sirius Black: She knows he kissed her, he thinks she's a physco loony. Both of them are sure the other is lying. Neither of them know just how high up their engineered encounter goes or how far they went to ensure it happened. S/L.

Disclaimer: If I was J.K, why exactly would I be writing a Sirius&Lily romance on the internet when I had the power to make Sirius&Lily canon in the official books? Answer me that.

This chapter hasn't had much revision compared to the other chapters (Chapter Four in particular), nothing much out of punctuality and paragraphs anyway. Though, Oooh, Oooh, Lily's hair has been changed to fit canon and is no longer curly. Wooohooo! That's going to change the world, that is! Actually, I've just remembered that I've changed 'McGonagall' telling Lily to keep an eye on Sirius to the mysterious 'Professor Sillven-Ellm' telling Lily to keep an eye on Sirius. Why you may ask. The answer: I have a plot, I have a plot, I have a ploi! This recent interesting, development may actually have be updating more often, as those pleading and those plain threatening me will be pleased to know, Anyway. Read on...to the new, edited and finally updated copy of...

Okay, Whatever

A Sirius & Lily fanfiction by Hermia Rosalind

Lily gritted her teeth, barely containing the rain of biting comments that wanted to spill from her rosebud lips. Instead, left eye twitching, she opened her thick, tattooed denim journal and skimmed through the context pointedly ignoring the sable-haired boy across from her. Sirius grinned at this, his blue eyes almost sly. "You know Sirius," Lily said loftily. Idly she flipped through the pages, trying to appear nonchalant, but as she kept darting glances at Sirius out of the corner of her emerald green eyes it was evident that she wasn't succeeding. "You don't have to stay here, I won't tell Sillven-Ellm that you bailed or anything, y'know, if you want to go to Hogsmede or someit." Lily hinted, looking hopeful.

"That's very kind of you Lils," Sirius replied and Lily immediately perked up and smile brightly, deciding to ignore the Lils comment. "But…" The word was draw out and Lily was quickly suspicious, and if the mischievous glint in his cerulean eyes was anything to go by (which it was) she had a right to be.

"What?" Lily demanded, green eyes narrowing and turning cool.

"I wouldn't want to get you into trouble, and if I went to Hogsmede when Professor Sillven-Ellm said very clearly that I was meant to stay with you..." Sirius explained in all seriousness. "So of course you can understand what I'm saying." Sirius finished somewhat tauntingly, his lips bordering on a smirk.

"Of course." Lily said wearily, drooping and putting her head in her hands. Fire red hair falling over her face like a curtain.

For many awhile the two stayed in the same positions; Lily's head down in a tired, guarded, but by no means defeated manner and Sirius, watching her lithe form as she planned her next attack.

"Dammit Sirius!" Lily yelled suddenly, slamming her hands down on the library desk (making Madame Pince jump and glared at her, yet not doing anything for fear of getting involved in one of Lily' infamous rants. Instead, she settled for muttering about young children these days instead.) her eyes snapping. Sirius merely raised an eyebrow his arms crossed loosely over his chest.

"Why can't you just, fuck, off?" Lily demanded, eyes flashing dangerously,

"Now I'm not going to question how you're mind works but why, in God's name, would you want to be here? Here in the boring library with a girl you don't like, I said you could go to Hogsmede with your friend's but nooooo y-"

And his lips, soft, and warm, and gentle, were on hers. Before Lily had a chance to react, to shout and scream and curse …to respond? He had already pulled away and was already walking away. Lily could only stare after him blankly.

By the Library door Sirius paused and turned to face the confused, and still in shock Lily. He leaned against the door frame carelessly, his ink-black hair falling just as carelessly in front of bright, cerulean blue eyes. "Y'know I never figured you the type to call the library boring, but then, you're not really any kind of type, are you? Guess that's why I like you." And with a quick wicked grin he was gone. Lily flushed a dark red and swore under her breath, the shock momentarily gone from her mind yet the tingle still in her lips.

Bye-Bye,

Ky.