Author's note: I don't own pokemon, nor do I won any other characters not
created by me.hey Salamander3 that was quite a weird conversation we had
this morning, hey? Now I know where all those little pikachu came from.oh
well. I wonder what I'm doing writing with only 4 hours of sleep.On with
the story! ^_^
Eskimo Jolteon Episode 44:
A Short, silly Brain-dead fan-fic by Lccorp2. Copyright Lccorp2 2002. ^_^
Narrator (me that is): picture some funny place in your head.
Narrator: now focus in a bit in a place where stuff is made out of sugar.
Narrator: now focus into a yellow glucose road which leads on..
Narrator: STOP!!! ^_^.
(Camera zooms in onto the yellow glucose road. We see Jolteon and Umbreon walking along.)
Narrator: as you know, last episode our heroes defeated the Mysterious Will Wonka in Chocolate Island and have now reached their destination: the dreaded Valley of Sugar. What dangers await our heroes in the final area of their quest? Will they be able to obtain the Holy Cake Icing and restore hyperactivity to the world?
(Camera follows Jolteon and Umbreon as they finally arrive at the Valley of Sugar.)
Jolteon: (looking out at the Valley) oh, glittery.
Umbreon: come on, there's no time to lose!
(They climb down into the Valley)
Narrator: and now let me create a pointless diversion.
(The scene changes to Ash Ketchum in hell, still evidently more confused than usual.)
Ash: (sweating) daahhh.eetz rheally hawt in here.
(Just then, the Evil Weasel comes along. I don't have to introduce him, do I?)
Ash: duuhhh.howdy, mister. Ahm ah in hell?
The Evil Weasel: yes.
Ash: duuhhh.tawt so.
The Evil Weasel: don't worry, I have noted your achievements in evil and have acted appropriately!
Ash: duuh?
The Evil Weasel: you know.the word's going round that I should make you Secretary of State for Hell.
Ash: daahh.wut did I do taw git dat?
The Evil Weasel: oh, you just dragged the reputation of Pokemon as a mature, well-thought RPG to kiddie stuff. Come on, I'll notify of your new duties as Secretary of State for Hell. (Leads Ash off)
Narrator: meanwhile.
(The scene changes to FF.net author's lounge. I am sitting down on the couch, while TCL is munching cookies again. Dawn is frenziedly trying to finish her homework)
Dawn: AIEEE!!! I'LL NEVER FINISH MY HOMEWORK!!!!! (Bursts into tears)
TCL: (hands her a cookie) here, this will help.
Dawn: how?
TCL: by a study undertaken by TCL, cookies have been proven to temporarily boost author's intelligence.
Dawn: ooohhhh.(grabs whole bag of cookies and shovels them down her mouth)
TCL: (trying to snatch the cookies back) I didn't say you could take my cookies!
(Salamander3 comes in)
Salamander3: hey.
Narrator: hey.
Salamander3: that was a weird conversation we had just now, heh?
Narrator: um.yes.
Salamander3: especially the bit when you noticed-
Narrator: (hurriedly stuffing a Chocolate muffin into Salamander3's mouth) NO! NO! CHEW ON THIS!
Salamander3: (chewing on muffin) mmmmmmm.
TCL: (evil glint in her eye) what were you about to say?
Salamander3: (muffled noise due to muffin in his mouth)
TCL: speak up, I can't hear you!
Narrator: (hurriedly shoving a bran muffin into Salamander3's mouth) um.he said nothing.
Salamander3: (More muffled noises)
Narrator: (pulling out shipping container full to the brim with muffins) here..don't say a word.
Salamander3: mmmfff. (Nods.)
Narrator: whew. And now back to our heroes.
(The scene changes back to Jolteon and Umbreon as they make their way across the Valley of Sugar.)
Jolteon: (studying C9Y's map) according to this map, this area has freak weather.
Umbreon: I don't care.I'm hungry.
Narrator: fortunately for our heroes, it has begun to rain muffins!
Jolteon and Umbreon: ooohhhh.(look up at sky expectantly)
Narrator: unfortunately, the muffins each weigh a ton! (Cackles evilly. A/N: Salamander3, this one is for you! ^_^)
Jolteon: and Umbreon: aiieee! (Run around in circles. Umbreon gets flattened by a giant muffin.)
Umbreon: (from under muffin) I'm really beginning to hate this quest.
Jolteon: (trying to lift the muffin off Umbreon) well, we're nearly done, so just bear with it for a little longer.
Narrator: meanwhile.
(the scene changes back to FF.net. Dawn is doing her homework much faster thanks to the intelligence-boosting cookies. TCL has long lost interest in what I said, but I'm still stuffing muffins into Salamander3's mouth, just to be safe.)
TCL: (staring at a coconut) I've tried everything. This coconut simply WILL NOT OPEN.
(A/N: TCL, to open a coconut, you don't hit it with your fist or slam it against a tree. You take a big knife and hack it open. And I mean big as in a meat cleaver or one of those jungle-slashing-clearing thingies. I know, since I've opened a few myself.)
Salamander3: (mouth filled with muffins) mff mmmfffff.
Narrator: tried jumping up and down on it?
TCL: yea.
Narrator: how about Crimson Aeroblasting it?
TCL: yep.
Narrator: hmm..have you tried singing 'I'm a little teapot' over and over again?
TCL: yep. It cracked a little, but still won't open.
Narrator: oh well. Back to our heroes.
(The scene changes back to Jolteon and Umbreon. Before them looms a huge, ancient building.)
Jolteon: according to the map, this is the ancient temple of penny candy, and the Holy Cake Icing is in there!
Umbreon: what are we waiting for?
(They rush into the temple.)
Narrator: and so.
(The scene changes and we see our heroes walking along a corridor lined with statues made of rock sugar.)
Umbreon: why do I have a bad feeling.
(Suddenly, all the statues come to life and chase our heroes!)
Jolteon and Umbreon: AAAAA!! (They run into a door at the end of the hallway.)
(Beyond the door is a large room, decorated with ancient carvings. On a pedestal in the middle of the room, lies-)
Umbreon: THE HOLY CAKE ICING! (Reaches out to take it)
Voice from the shadows: I don't think you will be doing that.thieves.
Jolteon: huh?
(Out of the shadows steps.)
Narrator: Karen! (Sorry, but 4 hours of sleep have put a dent in my creativity.)
Karen: yes, it is me, the Guardian of the Holy Cake Icing! Ahahahahha!!! You thieves will perish!!!!!! (Laughs evilly)
Jolteon: um.(fumbles for a weapon. By some freakish chance, he pulls out a super-jumbo size packet of Milanos.)
Karen: WAIT! ARE THOSE MILANOS?!
Jolteon: um.yes.
Karen: AAAAAaaa! (Snatches Milanos and starts eating them. In no time she has shrunk down to the size of an electron.)
Jolteon: that should hold her off.
Umbreon: well, I just want to end this quest! (Removes Holy Cake Icing from pedestal)
(Jolteon and Umbreon disappear in a flash of light and find themselves back in Jolteon's igloo. C9Y is standing over them.)
C9Y: well done. Now give me the Holy Cake Icing so that I may restore hyperactivity to the world!
(Umbreon hands her the Holy Cake Icing)
C9Y: (chucking the whole tube into her mouth) mmmm..(Starts bouncing around at high speed, out the door and into the distance.)
Umbreon: hey, where's she going?
C9Y: (from far away) HA HA HA!!! Fools! I just wanted the Holy Cake Icing so I could become hyper! WHEEEEEEEE!!!!! (Bounces away)
Jolteon: I think the title of 'two dumbest pokemon of the millennium' has been conferred upon us.
Umbreon: yeah.
Jolteon: so, what we gonna do now?
Umbreon: dunno. Watch TV I guess.
Jolteon: yeah.
(Camera fades out)
Narrator: and so our heroes' amazing sugary quest has come to an end, along with this episode.
How'd you like this silly story? Please review! ^_^
Eskimo Jolteon Episode 44:
A Short, silly Brain-dead fan-fic by Lccorp2. Copyright Lccorp2 2002. ^_^
Narrator (me that is): picture some funny place in your head.
Narrator: now focus in a bit in a place where stuff is made out of sugar.
Narrator: now focus into a yellow glucose road which leads on..
Narrator: STOP!!! ^_^.
(Camera zooms in onto the yellow glucose road. We see Jolteon and Umbreon walking along.)
Narrator: as you know, last episode our heroes defeated the Mysterious Will Wonka in Chocolate Island and have now reached their destination: the dreaded Valley of Sugar. What dangers await our heroes in the final area of their quest? Will they be able to obtain the Holy Cake Icing and restore hyperactivity to the world?
(Camera follows Jolteon and Umbreon as they finally arrive at the Valley of Sugar.)
Jolteon: (looking out at the Valley) oh, glittery.
Umbreon: come on, there's no time to lose!
(They climb down into the Valley)
Narrator: and now let me create a pointless diversion.
(The scene changes to Ash Ketchum in hell, still evidently more confused than usual.)
Ash: (sweating) daahhh.eetz rheally hawt in here.
(Just then, the Evil Weasel comes along. I don't have to introduce him, do I?)
Ash: duuhhh.howdy, mister. Ahm ah in hell?
The Evil Weasel: yes.
Ash: duuhhh.tawt so.
The Evil Weasel: don't worry, I have noted your achievements in evil and have acted appropriately!
Ash: duuh?
The Evil Weasel: you know.the word's going round that I should make you Secretary of State for Hell.
Ash: daahh.wut did I do taw git dat?
The Evil Weasel: oh, you just dragged the reputation of Pokemon as a mature, well-thought RPG to kiddie stuff. Come on, I'll notify of your new duties as Secretary of State for Hell. (Leads Ash off)
Narrator: meanwhile.
(The scene changes to FF.net author's lounge. I am sitting down on the couch, while TCL is munching cookies again. Dawn is frenziedly trying to finish her homework)
Dawn: AIEEE!!! I'LL NEVER FINISH MY HOMEWORK!!!!! (Bursts into tears)
TCL: (hands her a cookie) here, this will help.
Dawn: how?
TCL: by a study undertaken by TCL, cookies have been proven to temporarily boost author's intelligence.
Dawn: ooohhhh.(grabs whole bag of cookies and shovels them down her mouth)
TCL: (trying to snatch the cookies back) I didn't say you could take my cookies!
(Salamander3 comes in)
Salamander3: hey.
Narrator: hey.
Salamander3: that was a weird conversation we had just now, heh?
Narrator: um.yes.
Salamander3: especially the bit when you noticed-
Narrator: (hurriedly stuffing a Chocolate muffin into Salamander3's mouth) NO! NO! CHEW ON THIS!
Salamander3: (chewing on muffin) mmmmmmm.
TCL: (evil glint in her eye) what were you about to say?
Salamander3: (muffled noise due to muffin in his mouth)
TCL: speak up, I can't hear you!
Narrator: (hurriedly shoving a bran muffin into Salamander3's mouth) um.he said nothing.
Salamander3: (More muffled noises)
Narrator: (pulling out shipping container full to the brim with muffins) here..don't say a word.
Salamander3: mmmfff. (Nods.)
Narrator: whew. And now back to our heroes.
(The scene changes back to Jolteon and Umbreon as they make their way across the Valley of Sugar.)
Jolteon: (studying C9Y's map) according to this map, this area has freak weather.
Umbreon: I don't care.I'm hungry.
Narrator: fortunately for our heroes, it has begun to rain muffins!
Jolteon and Umbreon: ooohhhh.(look up at sky expectantly)
Narrator: unfortunately, the muffins each weigh a ton! (Cackles evilly. A/N: Salamander3, this one is for you! ^_^)
Jolteon: and Umbreon: aiieee! (Run around in circles. Umbreon gets flattened by a giant muffin.)
Umbreon: (from under muffin) I'm really beginning to hate this quest.
Jolteon: (trying to lift the muffin off Umbreon) well, we're nearly done, so just bear with it for a little longer.
Narrator: meanwhile.
(the scene changes back to FF.net. Dawn is doing her homework much faster thanks to the intelligence-boosting cookies. TCL has long lost interest in what I said, but I'm still stuffing muffins into Salamander3's mouth, just to be safe.)
TCL: (staring at a coconut) I've tried everything. This coconut simply WILL NOT OPEN.
(A/N: TCL, to open a coconut, you don't hit it with your fist or slam it against a tree. You take a big knife and hack it open. And I mean big as in a meat cleaver or one of those jungle-slashing-clearing thingies. I know, since I've opened a few myself.)
Salamander3: (mouth filled with muffins) mff mmmfffff.
Narrator: tried jumping up and down on it?
TCL: yea.
Narrator: how about Crimson Aeroblasting it?
TCL: yep.
Narrator: hmm..have you tried singing 'I'm a little teapot' over and over again?
TCL: yep. It cracked a little, but still won't open.
Narrator: oh well. Back to our heroes.
(The scene changes back to Jolteon and Umbreon. Before them looms a huge, ancient building.)
Jolteon: according to the map, this is the ancient temple of penny candy, and the Holy Cake Icing is in there!
Umbreon: what are we waiting for?
(They rush into the temple.)
Narrator: and so.
(The scene changes and we see our heroes walking along a corridor lined with statues made of rock sugar.)
Umbreon: why do I have a bad feeling.
(Suddenly, all the statues come to life and chase our heroes!)
Jolteon and Umbreon: AAAAA!! (They run into a door at the end of the hallway.)
(Beyond the door is a large room, decorated with ancient carvings. On a pedestal in the middle of the room, lies-)
Umbreon: THE HOLY CAKE ICING! (Reaches out to take it)
Voice from the shadows: I don't think you will be doing that.thieves.
Jolteon: huh?
(Out of the shadows steps.)
Narrator: Karen! (Sorry, but 4 hours of sleep have put a dent in my creativity.)
Karen: yes, it is me, the Guardian of the Holy Cake Icing! Ahahahahha!!! You thieves will perish!!!!!! (Laughs evilly)
Jolteon: um.(fumbles for a weapon. By some freakish chance, he pulls out a super-jumbo size packet of Milanos.)
Karen: WAIT! ARE THOSE MILANOS?!
Jolteon: um.yes.
Karen: AAAAAaaa! (Snatches Milanos and starts eating them. In no time she has shrunk down to the size of an electron.)
Jolteon: that should hold her off.
Umbreon: well, I just want to end this quest! (Removes Holy Cake Icing from pedestal)
(Jolteon and Umbreon disappear in a flash of light and find themselves back in Jolteon's igloo. C9Y is standing over them.)
C9Y: well done. Now give me the Holy Cake Icing so that I may restore hyperactivity to the world!
(Umbreon hands her the Holy Cake Icing)
C9Y: (chucking the whole tube into her mouth) mmmm..(Starts bouncing around at high speed, out the door and into the distance.)
Umbreon: hey, where's she going?
C9Y: (from far away) HA HA HA!!! Fools! I just wanted the Holy Cake Icing so I could become hyper! WHEEEEEEEE!!!!! (Bounces away)
Jolteon: I think the title of 'two dumbest pokemon of the millennium' has been conferred upon us.
Umbreon: yeah.
Jolteon: so, what we gonna do now?
Umbreon: dunno. Watch TV I guess.
Jolteon: yeah.
(Camera fades out)
Narrator: and so our heroes' amazing sugary quest has come to an end, along with this episode.
How'd you like this silly story? Please review! ^_^