Author's note: I don't own pokemon, nor do I own any other characters not
created by me. Well, this A/N is gonna be a bit long.firstly, I would like
to thank all my dedicated fans whom have made the success of this
series.they are, in order of appearance: TCL, C9Y, Pyrovulpix, Melody the
Lynx, Salamander3, Dawn the Espeon, Pinkdragonflame and Espeon2. Thank you
all for reading and sticking to this series ^_^. Next, I would like to
notify you of a sorta joint fic by me and Salamander3, (75% work of
Salamander, 25% mine, I think :P he writes the thing, I supply ideas,
proofread and give comments.) it's called "On the run",do look out for it!
^_^ also, Dawn, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR USING MY CHARACTER IDEA!!!!! *takes
out bongo drums and starts banging* well, that's all for about now.let's
get on with the story!
Eskimo Jolteon Episode 45:
A Short, silly Brain-dead fan-fic by Lccorp2. Copyright Lccorp2 2002. ^_^
Narrator (me that is): picture the pokemon world in your head.
Narrator: now focus in a bit in a place above Johto, a place that is always frozen.
Narrator: now focus in on a medium-sized igloo near the sea.
Narrator: STOP!!! ^_^.
(Camera zooms into igloo. We see Jolteon watching TV, as always.)
Jolteon: WHY DON'T YOU HAVE ANOTHER OPENING SENTENCE?!
Narrator: well, I am not feeling really creative, especially when I have spent some of my sleeping time chatting on MSN and role-playing with Salamander3.
Jolteon: um.ok.
Narrator: after all, I am "helping" in with a joint fic.
Jolteon: AAA! YOU'RE DOING A JOINT FIC? WAHHHH!!!!
Narrator: (growls) shut up.
Jolteon: (mumbles something)
Narrator: oh well. Meanwhile.
(The scene changes to Tracey HQ. We see the Evil Tracey pacing around his room. Darth Gary comes in.)
Tracey: Come, I want to show you my latest plan to take over the world!
Darth Gary: what is it, oh great Master?
Tracey: YES! (Holds up box of pancakes) WITH THESE I WILL TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Darth Gary: (taking box from Tracey) Captain Crayon Instant Pancakes?
Tracey: well, if you minion can think of a better name.
Darth Gary: all right.but how are you going to take over the world with pancakes, master?
Tracey: AHAHAHA!!!!! THAT IS THE INGENUITY OF IT!!!!! INSIDE EACH OF THESE PANCAKES IS A MICRO-MACHINE THAT WILL BRING THE VICTIM UNDER MY CONTROL!!!!! AHAHAHA!!!!!
Darth Gary: but how do they work?
Tracey: (holding up bread stick) ALL I HAVE TO DO IS TO POINT, AND THE VICTIM IS HELPLESS! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Darth Gary: all right.
Tracey: The time has come for me to take over the world!!!!!!! (Evil witch cackle)
Narrator: oh dear.back to our heroes.
(The scene changes back to Jolteon, still watching TV.)
Jolteon: (hearing stomach growl) darn.of all the times to get hungry.(walks over to fridge)
(As mentioned in episode 39, there's only orange juice and some nutrient yuck. Of course, they are in various stages of decomposition.)
Jolteon: oh well, hate to go grocery shopping, but it's that or starve to death.Espeon is so lucky to have someone shop for him.(walks off)
Narrator: and so.
(The scene changes to the Pokemart. We see Jolteon struggling with a half filled shopping cart.)
Jolteon: (grumbling) why you (censored) shopping cart why don't your (censored) wheels (censored) move?!
Narrator: hee hee.
Jolteon: (picking up the cart) I give up. This is the only way I can get it to move in the direction I want.
Narrator: and so our lone hero went on, until.
Jolteon: (noticing something) hello, what's this? (Picks it up and reads from label) Captain Crayon Instant Pancakes. Just pop in your toaster for 5 minutes and ready to serve. Ingredients: sugar, salt, grease and burnt crunchy bits.
Narrator: hee hee.(rolls eyes and whistles)
Jolteon: (putting it in the shopping cart) ahh.the four food groups.:P
Narrator: one hour later.
(The scene changes back to Jolteon's igloo. Umbreon comes in.)
Jolteon: hi.
Umbreon: hi. Whatcha doing?
Jolteon: well, I'm about to go make instant pancakes.
Umbreon: ooh.can I have some?
Jolteon: why not? As soon as I.(notices empty spot where the pancakes are supposed to be) hey, they're gone!
Umbreon: that's odd.
(Jolteon looks outside and sees a Seel lying in the snow with the half- eaten box of pancakes)
Seel: (in a trance) must obey Master Tracey.must obey Master Tracey.
Umbreon: (staring at the Seel) maybe it's a good thing we didn't eat any of those pancakes.
Jolteon: yeah.
Umbreon: quick! We must stop the Evil Tracey and his evil pancakes!
Jolteon: yeah!
(They rush off)
Narrator: and so.
(The scene changes to New Bark Town. Tracey is flying around in the levitating milktruck of doom.)
Townspeople: oh great master Tracey.we worship you.
Darth Gary: your plan has worked beautifully, master.
Tracey: YES!!!!! THE POWER OF THE MASS MEDIA HAS GREATLY HELPED BY ADVERTISING!!!!! TODAY, NEW BARK, TOMORROW, THE WORLD! AHAHAHAAHAHAHA!!!!!
Darth Gary: (rolling eyes) maybe we should have a little fun with them, master.
Tracey: of course! (Points breadstick at Prof. Elm) Professor Elm, waddle around like a duck!
Prof. Elm: (waddling around like a duck) quack.quack.
Tracey: (rolling on the floor with laughter) AHAHAHA!!!!!
Hiro: squeak?
Tracey: (pointing breadstick at Hiro) stop that infernal squeaking!
Hiro: squ.(shuts up)
Tracey: AHAHAA!!!!! WORSHIP ME!!!!!
Townspeople: yes, oh great one.(continue worshipping Tracey)
(Just then, our heroes arrive on the scene)
Jolteon: look! (Points at the flying milktruck of doom)
Tracey: HAHAHAHA!!!!! You meddling fools! Did you seriously think you could defeat me? (Points breadstick) destroy them!!!!
(The townspeople start advancing threateningly towards our heroes)
Jolteon: oh no.this is not good.
Umbreon: well, it's now or never.(Raises Railgun and fires. The laser beam hits the breadstick, shattering it into its component molecules. The townspeople, released from their hypnotized state, mill around in confusion.)
Tracey: NO!!!!!! MY BEAUTIFUL PLAN IS RUINED!!!!! (Flies away in levitating milktruck of doom)
Umbreon: whew.
Jolteon: come on, our work here is done.
(Our heroes walk off)
Narrator: and so ends another silly episode of Eskimo Jolteon, except for-
(The scene changes and we see TCL, C9Y, PV, Melody, Salamander3, Dawn, Pinkdragonflame and Espeon2 sitting down at a table.)
C9Y: I wonder why Lc invited us here.
Salamander3: do you smell something cooking?
Dawn: (sniffing) sorta.
Salamander3: well, I hope it's muffins.
(Meanwhile.)
(The scene changes and we see me tipping a whole sack of white powder into a bowl of pancake batter. Don't ask me how it can fit into the bowl.rules of physics don't apply here.)
Narrator: hee hee.(puts sack away and sticks some sort of meter into the batter.)
Meter: sugar content: ninety-five percent.
Narrator: perfect! (Tips batter into frying pan and starts cooking)
(Some time later.)
(The guest authors are all seated at the table, although they look rather bored by now.)
TCL: how much longer do we have to wait.
(I come out with a steaming mound of pancakes)
Narrator: all right.to express my gratitude for all my loyal fans, I would like all of you to share in the pancakes!
All: yay! (Start grabbing pancakes)
Espeon2: (chewing) wait.
Dawn: (reaching out for another pancake) what's up?
Espeon2: these taste a bit odd.
Salamander3: yeah.sorta sweet.
(All the authors suddenly become super-hyper and start bouncing off the walls at high speed)
Narrator: (watching everyone bounce around the room) maybe I did add a little too much sugar.oh well. It looks fun.maybe I should join them. (Eats a pancake and starts to bounce around.)
(Camera fades out with all the authors bouncing around.)
How'd you like this silly story? Please review!!! ^_^
Eskimo Jolteon Episode 45:
A Short, silly Brain-dead fan-fic by Lccorp2. Copyright Lccorp2 2002. ^_^
Narrator (me that is): picture the pokemon world in your head.
Narrator: now focus in a bit in a place above Johto, a place that is always frozen.
Narrator: now focus in on a medium-sized igloo near the sea.
Narrator: STOP!!! ^_^.
(Camera zooms into igloo. We see Jolteon watching TV, as always.)
Jolteon: WHY DON'T YOU HAVE ANOTHER OPENING SENTENCE?!
Narrator: well, I am not feeling really creative, especially when I have spent some of my sleeping time chatting on MSN and role-playing with Salamander3.
Jolteon: um.ok.
Narrator: after all, I am "helping" in with a joint fic.
Jolteon: AAA! YOU'RE DOING A JOINT FIC? WAHHHH!!!!
Narrator: (growls) shut up.
Jolteon: (mumbles something)
Narrator: oh well. Meanwhile.
(The scene changes to Tracey HQ. We see the Evil Tracey pacing around his room. Darth Gary comes in.)
Tracey: Come, I want to show you my latest plan to take over the world!
Darth Gary: what is it, oh great Master?
Tracey: YES! (Holds up box of pancakes) WITH THESE I WILL TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Darth Gary: (taking box from Tracey) Captain Crayon Instant Pancakes?
Tracey: well, if you minion can think of a better name.
Darth Gary: all right.but how are you going to take over the world with pancakes, master?
Tracey: AHAHAHA!!!!! THAT IS THE INGENUITY OF IT!!!!! INSIDE EACH OF THESE PANCAKES IS A MICRO-MACHINE THAT WILL BRING THE VICTIM UNDER MY CONTROL!!!!! AHAHAHA!!!!!
Darth Gary: but how do they work?
Tracey: (holding up bread stick) ALL I HAVE TO DO IS TO POINT, AND THE VICTIM IS HELPLESS! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Darth Gary: all right.
Tracey: The time has come for me to take over the world!!!!!!! (Evil witch cackle)
Narrator: oh dear.back to our heroes.
(The scene changes back to Jolteon, still watching TV.)
Jolteon: (hearing stomach growl) darn.of all the times to get hungry.(walks over to fridge)
(As mentioned in episode 39, there's only orange juice and some nutrient yuck. Of course, they are in various stages of decomposition.)
Jolteon: oh well, hate to go grocery shopping, but it's that or starve to death.Espeon is so lucky to have someone shop for him.(walks off)
Narrator: and so.
(The scene changes to the Pokemart. We see Jolteon struggling with a half filled shopping cart.)
Jolteon: (grumbling) why you (censored) shopping cart why don't your (censored) wheels (censored) move?!
Narrator: hee hee.
Jolteon: (picking up the cart) I give up. This is the only way I can get it to move in the direction I want.
Narrator: and so our lone hero went on, until.
Jolteon: (noticing something) hello, what's this? (Picks it up and reads from label) Captain Crayon Instant Pancakes. Just pop in your toaster for 5 minutes and ready to serve. Ingredients: sugar, salt, grease and burnt crunchy bits.
Narrator: hee hee.(rolls eyes and whistles)
Jolteon: (putting it in the shopping cart) ahh.the four food groups.:P
Narrator: one hour later.
(The scene changes back to Jolteon's igloo. Umbreon comes in.)
Jolteon: hi.
Umbreon: hi. Whatcha doing?
Jolteon: well, I'm about to go make instant pancakes.
Umbreon: ooh.can I have some?
Jolteon: why not? As soon as I.(notices empty spot where the pancakes are supposed to be) hey, they're gone!
Umbreon: that's odd.
(Jolteon looks outside and sees a Seel lying in the snow with the half- eaten box of pancakes)
Seel: (in a trance) must obey Master Tracey.must obey Master Tracey.
Umbreon: (staring at the Seel) maybe it's a good thing we didn't eat any of those pancakes.
Jolteon: yeah.
Umbreon: quick! We must stop the Evil Tracey and his evil pancakes!
Jolteon: yeah!
(They rush off)
Narrator: and so.
(The scene changes to New Bark Town. Tracey is flying around in the levitating milktruck of doom.)
Townspeople: oh great master Tracey.we worship you.
Darth Gary: your plan has worked beautifully, master.
Tracey: YES!!!!! THE POWER OF THE MASS MEDIA HAS GREATLY HELPED BY ADVERTISING!!!!! TODAY, NEW BARK, TOMORROW, THE WORLD! AHAHAHAAHAHAHA!!!!!
Darth Gary: (rolling eyes) maybe we should have a little fun with them, master.
Tracey: of course! (Points breadstick at Prof. Elm) Professor Elm, waddle around like a duck!
Prof. Elm: (waddling around like a duck) quack.quack.
Tracey: (rolling on the floor with laughter) AHAHAHA!!!!!
Hiro: squeak?
Tracey: (pointing breadstick at Hiro) stop that infernal squeaking!
Hiro: squ.(shuts up)
Tracey: AHAHAA!!!!! WORSHIP ME!!!!!
Townspeople: yes, oh great one.(continue worshipping Tracey)
(Just then, our heroes arrive on the scene)
Jolteon: look! (Points at the flying milktruck of doom)
Tracey: HAHAHAHA!!!!! You meddling fools! Did you seriously think you could defeat me? (Points breadstick) destroy them!!!!
(The townspeople start advancing threateningly towards our heroes)
Jolteon: oh no.this is not good.
Umbreon: well, it's now or never.(Raises Railgun and fires. The laser beam hits the breadstick, shattering it into its component molecules. The townspeople, released from their hypnotized state, mill around in confusion.)
Tracey: NO!!!!!! MY BEAUTIFUL PLAN IS RUINED!!!!! (Flies away in levitating milktruck of doom)
Umbreon: whew.
Jolteon: come on, our work here is done.
(Our heroes walk off)
Narrator: and so ends another silly episode of Eskimo Jolteon, except for-
(The scene changes and we see TCL, C9Y, PV, Melody, Salamander3, Dawn, Pinkdragonflame and Espeon2 sitting down at a table.)
C9Y: I wonder why Lc invited us here.
Salamander3: do you smell something cooking?
Dawn: (sniffing) sorta.
Salamander3: well, I hope it's muffins.
(Meanwhile.)
(The scene changes and we see me tipping a whole sack of white powder into a bowl of pancake batter. Don't ask me how it can fit into the bowl.rules of physics don't apply here.)
Narrator: hee hee.(puts sack away and sticks some sort of meter into the batter.)
Meter: sugar content: ninety-five percent.
Narrator: perfect! (Tips batter into frying pan and starts cooking)
(Some time later.)
(The guest authors are all seated at the table, although they look rather bored by now.)
TCL: how much longer do we have to wait.
(I come out with a steaming mound of pancakes)
Narrator: all right.to express my gratitude for all my loyal fans, I would like all of you to share in the pancakes!
All: yay! (Start grabbing pancakes)
Espeon2: (chewing) wait.
Dawn: (reaching out for another pancake) what's up?
Espeon2: these taste a bit odd.
Salamander3: yeah.sorta sweet.
(All the authors suddenly become super-hyper and start bouncing off the walls at high speed)
Narrator: (watching everyone bounce around the room) maybe I did add a little too much sugar.oh well. It looks fun.maybe I should join them. (Eats a pancake and starts to bounce around.)
(Camera fades out with all the authors bouncing around.)
How'd you like this silly story? Please review!!! ^_^