Author's note: I don't own pokemon, nor do I own any other characters not
created by me. Now that's the usual stuff's settled, on with the odd
stuff.firstly, Salamander, when are you gonna get up the first chap of "on
the run"? Next.too bad for FF.net's downtime.I was dreaming in history
class and just happened to think of this.have a good day! ^_^ Enjoy!
Warning: you WILL be offended by this if 1: you are pro-communist. 2: you
are a communist. There.
Eskimo Jolteon Episode 46:
A Short, silly Brain-dead fan-fic by Lccorp2. Copyright Lccorp2 2002. ^_^
Narrator (me that is): picture the pokemon world in your head.
Narrator: now focus in a bit in a place above Johto, a place that is always frozen.
Narrator: now focus in on a medium-sized igloo somewhere.
Narrator: STOP!!! ^_^.
(Camera zooms into igloo. We see Flareon searching through a pile of old stuff.)
Flareon: (muttering) I really should have cleaned out the old stuff dad sent me.(Paw hits against something) hello, what's this?
(Flareon picks up the thing. It turns out to be a book.)
Flareon: (reading title) Communist Manifesto? (Dusts off cover, flips it open and begins to read) ooohhhh.
(A few days later.)
(The scene changes to Jolteon in his igloo, reading the newspaper. Umbreon comes in.) (A/N: see! I made Jolteon do something else other than watch TV!)
Umbreon: hi.what's up?
Jolteon: (putting down newspaper) um.not much.
Umbreon: wanna go visit Flareon?
Jolteon: (getting up) why not?
(They walk off.)
(The scene changes to Flareon's igloo. We see Jolteon and Umbreon outside.)
Jolteon: (reading sign on door) for sale?
Umbreon: I don't believe it! He moved away without telling us!
Jolteon: oh well.wanna go to Espeon's?
Umbreon: guess so.
(They walk off.)
(The scene changes to Espeon's igloo. Jolteon knocks on the door, which Espeon opens.)
Espeon: oh.hi.
Jolteon: where's Vaporeon?
Espeon: (pointing at couch) she's there sleeping.don't wake her up.
Umbreon: oh.ok.
Espeon: by the way, have you read the latest news?
Jolteon: what?
Espeon: (holding up newspaper) here.
Jolteon: (reading from newspaper) yesterday, there was a bloody revolution at the indigo plateau. It has broken away and declared itself the "Communist Indigo Plateau Republic". We will follow up this article as events progress.
Umbreon: 0_o
Jolteon: (holding newspaper thoughtfully) I wonder if Flareon has had anything to do with this.
Narrator: meanwhile, quite far away.
(The scene changes to the Indigo Plateau. We see Flareon leading the E4/Lance onward.)
Flareon: yes, fellow revolutionaries! We have overthrown the old government and shall now set a new Communist regime where all shall be equal! The ease that we took it over with shows the might of communism!
Bruno: (muttering) yeah.if it's only because there's no one here.
Flareon: (seemingly nor hearing Bruno) now, I declare the formation of the CIPR with me as party general!
Karen: ok.
Flareon: now.what should I do? (Thumbs through Communist Manifesto) Nothing. Darn.
Will: maybe you could appoint party officials.
Flareon: yes.all right! Bruno, you can be Minister of War!
Bruno: yippee!!!! (Runs around in circles)
Flareon: and Koga, you can be the Minister of Propaganda!
Koga: wheeee!!!
Flareon: as for you two, Karen and Will, you two can be Ministers of the Economy!
Karen: ummm.
Lance: hey, what about me?
Flareon: well, you can be chief of the secret police force!
Lance: but there isn't a secret police force.
Flareon: well, there is now!
Lance: ok.
Flareon: well, what should I do now.(thumbs through book) strengthen the economy using raw materials. Do we have any raw materials?
Will: well, all we got is that building.
Flareon: just a simple "no" will do. So, how do we get natural resources?
Karen: well, I heard that Blackthorn city has got many natural resources.
Flareon: excellent! Bruno!
Bruno: yes, Secretary-General?
Flareon: make plans to invade Blackthorn at once!
Bruno: yes!
(Camera fades out)
Narrator: and so.
(The scene changes to Blackthorn City. We see Bruno talking with Clair.)
Bruno: all right, we gotta deal you can't resist.
Clair: and what would it be?
Bruno: all right, you can sell us weapons at 0.2 cents apiece.
Clair: what?! NO.
Bruno: or we'll invade and raze the place to the ground.
Clair: oh, all right.
Bruno: (smiling happily) I'm glad you saw reason. By the way, we'll be stationing soldiers here.
Clair: WHAT?!
Bruno: we can always invade.
Clair: (groaning) fine.
Bruno: thank you for making the right decision. I'm sure we can work out more agreements in the future. By the way, I've just upped my demands. We now want your economy, which means that everything imported, produced, or exported here is ours. Do you agree?
Clair: (faints)
Narrator: meanwhile.
(The scene changes back to Jolteon. He is watching TV.)
TV: just a few hours ago, CIPR has attempted to invade Blackthorn City. An "agreement" has been reached between the two sides, however, the future remains in doubt. The agreement states that everything imported, produced and exported into or from Blackthorn City is now property of the CIPR. Thank you.
Jolteon: boring.
Narrator: meanwhile.
(The scene changes to Flareon at the Indigo plateau. Lance comes in.)
Lance: hey, sir, I just had a thought.
Flareon: hurry up, I'm drawing up tomorrow's battle plans to invade the place and eliminate capitalism all over the world.
Lance: would it be all right to set up concentration camps?
Flareon: what for?
Lance: well, to put dissidents, dangerous individuals and enemies of the state.
Flareon: well, I guess it won't hurt.
Lance: heh.(rubs hands and cackles with glee)
(Karen comes running in)
Karen: aiee!
Flareon: what?
Karen: we have a civil war on our hands!
Flareon: do we?
(Agatha comes in)
Agatha: I've lived for more than twice you have, and I'm not standing for this newfangled Communist stuff! Stop it!
Lance: ooohhh! An enemy of the state! Can I take her to the concentration camp please please please?
Flareon: oh well, why not?
Lance: wheeee!!!! Come on to the Gulag.AHAHAHA!!!!!(Drags Agatha off kicking and screaming)
Flareon: all right.
Karen: here's the latest report from Bruno.
Flareon: (taking report and reading it) AHAHAHA!!!!! YES!!!!! TODAY, BLACKTHORN, TOMORROW, THE WORLD!
Will: your communist state is working perfectly, oh great party leader.
Flareon: HAHAHAHA! I WILL RID THE WORLD OF CAPITLISM!!!!!AHAHAHA!!!!! (Evil joker laugh)
Will: (rolling eyes) ok.
Flareon: send Koga out with these posters, will you?
Will: (taking posters) sure thing.
Flareon: I'm on my way to world domination!!!!!
Narrator: and so.
(The scene changes and we see Koga driving along in a little van with bullhorns blaring "Communism is good". Every now and then , he comes out and puts up a few posters. Camera zooms in on two Steelix reading a poster.)
Steelix#1: (reading) by order of our great leader Flareon, all pokemon aged 14 and over must now enlist in the military, regardless of species, type or gender. All pokemon not complying will be sent to the Gulag.
Steelix#2: that's it, I'm getting the hell out of victory road.
Steelix#1: yeah, me too.
(They shuffle off.)
Narrator: and so ends another episode of Eskimo Jolteon, where Flareon has become communist and tries to take over the world! What will happen in the next episode? Will Flareon take over the world under the shadow of communism? Keep watching!
How'd you like this silly story? Please review! ^_^
Eskimo Jolteon Episode 46:
A Short, silly Brain-dead fan-fic by Lccorp2. Copyright Lccorp2 2002. ^_^
Narrator (me that is): picture the pokemon world in your head.
Narrator: now focus in a bit in a place above Johto, a place that is always frozen.
Narrator: now focus in on a medium-sized igloo somewhere.
Narrator: STOP!!! ^_^.
(Camera zooms into igloo. We see Flareon searching through a pile of old stuff.)
Flareon: (muttering) I really should have cleaned out the old stuff dad sent me.(Paw hits against something) hello, what's this?
(Flareon picks up the thing. It turns out to be a book.)
Flareon: (reading title) Communist Manifesto? (Dusts off cover, flips it open and begins to read) ooohhhh.
(A few days later.)
(The scene changes to Jolteon in his igloo, reading the newspaper. Umbreon comes in.) (A/N: see! I made Jolteon do something else other than watch TV!)
Umbreon: hi.what's up?
Jolteon: (putting down newspaper) um.not much.
Umbreon: wanna go visit Flareon?
Jolteon: (getting up) why not?
(They walk off.)
(The scene changes to Flareon's igloo. We see Jolteon and Umbreon outside.)
Jolteon: (reading sign on door) for sale?
Umbreon: I don't believe it! He moved away without telling us!
Jolteon: oh well.wanna go to Espeon's?
Umbreon: guess so.
(They walk off.)
(The scene changes to Espeon's igloo. Jolteon knocks on the door, which Espeon opens.)
Espeon: oh.hi.
Jolteon: where's Vaporeon?
Espeon: (pointing at couch) she's there sleeping.don't wake her up.
Umbreon: oh.ok.
Espeon: by the way, have you read the latest news?
Jolteon: what?
Espeon: (holding up newspaper) here.
Jolteon: (reading from newspaper) yesterday, there was a bloody revolution at the indigo plateau. It has broken away and declared itself the "Communist Indigo Plateau Republic". We will follow up this article as events progress.
Umbreon: 0_o
Jolteon: (holding newspaper thoughtfully) I wonder if Flareon has had anything to do with this.
Narrator: meanwhile, quite far away.
(The scene changes to the Indigo Plateau. We see Flareon leading the E4/Lance onward.)
Flareon: yes, fellow revolutionaries! We have overthrown the old government and shall now set a new Communist regime where all shall be equal! The ease that we took it over with shows the might of communism!
Bruno: (muttering) yeah.if it's only because there's no one here.
Flareon: (seemingly nor hearing Bruno) now, I declare the formation of the CIPR with me as party general!
Karen: ok.
Flareon: now.what should I do? (Thumbs through Communist Manifesto) Nothing. Darn.
Will: maybe you could appoint party officials.
Flareon: yes.all right! Bruno, you can be Minister of War!
Bruno: yippee!!!! (Runs around in circles)
Flareon: and Koga, you can be the Minister of Propaganda!
Koga: wheeee!!!
Flareon: as for you two, Karen and Will, you two can be Ministers of the Economy!
Karen: ummm.
Lance: hey, what about me?
Flareon: well, you can be chief of the secret police force!
Lance: but there isn't a secret police force.
Flareon: well, there is now!
Lance: ok.
Flareon: well, what should I do now.(thumbs through book) strengthen the economy using raw materials. Do we have any raw materials?
Will: well, all we got is that building.
Flareon: just a simple "no" will do. So, how do we get natural resources?
Karen: well, I heard that Blackthorn city has got many natural resources.
Flareon: excellent! Bruno!
Bruno: yes, Secretary-General?
Flareon: make plans to invade Blackthorn at once!
Bruno: yes!
(Camera fades out)
Narrator: and so.
(The scene changes to Blackthorn City. We see Bruno talking with Clair.)
Bruno: all right, we gotta deal you can't resist.
Clair: and what would it be?
Bruno: all right, you can sell us weapons at 0.2 cents apiece.
Clair: what?! NO.
Bruno: or we'll invade and raze the place to the ground.
Clair: oh, all right.
Bruno: (smiling happily) I'm glad you saw reason. By the way, we'll be stationing soldiers here.
Clair: WHAT?!
Bruno: we can always invade.
Clair: (groaning) fine.
Bruno: thank you for making the right decision. I'm sure we can work out more agreements in the future. By the way, I've just upped my demands. We now want your economy, which means that everything imported, produced, or exported here is ours. Do you agree?
Clair: (faints)
Narrator: meanwhile.
(The scene changes back to Jolteon. He is watching TV.)
TV: just a few hours ago, CIPR has attempted to invade Blackthorn City. An "agreement" has been reached between the two sides, however, the future remains in doubt. The agreement states that everything imported, produced and exported into or from Blackthorn City is now property of the CIPR. Thank you.
Jolteon: boring.
Narrator: meanwhile.
(The scene changes to Flareon at the Indigo plateau. Lance comes in.)
Lance: hey, sir, I just had a thought.
Flareon: hurry up, I'm drawing up tomorrow's battle plans to invade the place and eliminate capitalism all over the world.
Lance: would it be all right to set up concentration camps?
Flareon: what for?
Lance: well, to put dissidents, dangerous individuals and enemies of the state.
Flareon: well, I guess it won't hurt.
Lance: heh.(rubs hands and cackles with glee)
(Karen comes running in)
Karen: aiee!
Flareon: what?
Karen: we have a civil war on our hands!
Flareon: do we?
(Agatha comes in)
Agatha: I've lived for more than twice you have, and I'm not standing for this newfangled Communist stuff! Stop it!
Lance: ooohhh! An enemy of the state! Can I take her to the concentration camp please please please?
Flareon: oh well, why not?
Lance: wheeee!!!! Come on to the Gulag.AHAHAHA!!!!!(Drags Agatha off kicking and screaming)
Flareon: all right.
Karen: here's the latest report from Bruno.
Flareon: (taking report and reading it) AHAHAHA!!!!! YES!!!!! TODAY, BLACKTHORN, TOMORROW, THE WORLD!
Will: your communist state is working perfectly, oh great party leader.
Flareon: HAHAHAHA! I WILL RID THE WORLD OF CAPITLISM!!!!!AHAHAHA!!!!! (Evil joker laugh)
Will: (rolling eyes) ok.
Flareon: send Koga out with these posters, will you?
Will: (taking posters) sure thing.
Flareon: I'm on my way to world domination!!!!!
Narrator: and so.
(The scene changes and we see Koga driving along in a little van with bullhorns blaring "Communism is good". Every now and then , he comes out and puts up a few posters. Camera zooms in on two Steelix reading a poster.)
Steelix#1: (reading) by order of our great leader Flareon, all pokemon aged 14 and over must now enlist in the military, regardless of species, type or gender. All pokemon not complying will be sent to the Gulag.
Steelix#2: that's it, I'm getting the hell out of victory road.
Steelix#1: yeah, me too.
(They shuffle off.)
Narrator: and so ends another episode of Eskimo Jolteon, where Flareon has become communist and tries to take over the world! What will happen in the next episode? Will Flareon take over the world under the shadow of communism? Keep watching!
How'd you like this silly story? Please review! ^_^