Author's note: I don't own pokemon, nor do I own any other characters not
created by me. Ok? Now what else..thanks Sal, for posting "on the run"!
well, that's all for now.enjoy!
Eskimo Jolteon Episode 47:
A Short, silly Brain-dead fan-fic by Lccorp2. Copyright Lccorp2 2002. ^_^
Narrator (me that is): picture the pokemon world in your head.
Narrator: now focus in a bit in a place above Johto, a place that is always frozen.
Narrator: now focus in on a medium-sized igloo somewhere.
Narrator: STOP!!! ^_^.
(Camera zooms into igloo. We see Jolteon watching TV.)
TV: yesterday, the area surrounding the CIPR was flooded with massive numbers of refugees swarming in from Victory Road, allegedly attempting to escape from the new Communist regime. They have.
Jolteon: now this is boring.
TV: and now, we ask for an interview with the Party General of CIPR, Flareon.
Jolteon: huh? FLAREON?! So that's where he went.
Narrator: meanwhile.
(The scene changes to the CIPR. We see Flareon pacing around.)
Will: that interview went well, leader.
Flareon: oh well. First things first. Where's the shipment of weapons we're supposed to receive?
Will: umm.it isn't here.
Flareon: (angrily) why not?
Will: because they can't do much with the 10 pokebuck budget you give them?
Flareon: hmm.you're right. We need more money. Where can we get more money?
Will: um.
Flareon: well, know any places with a ton of cash that we can just grab and blame it on their government?
Will: well.Goldenrod city looks rich to me.
Flareon: excellent! Bruno!
Bruno: (running in) yes?
Flareon: make plans to invade Goldenrod at once!
Bruno: yes.
Flareon: AHAHAHA!!!!! ANOTHER STEP TO COMPLETE WORLD DOMINATION!!!!!
Narrator: and so.
(The scene changes back to Jolteon. Umbreon comes in.)
Umbreon: hey, did you hear-
Jolteon: I know.
(They sit in silence for a while.)
Umbreon: maybe we should go try persuade Flareon to give up this Communism thing.
Jolteon: yeah.
(They walk off)
Narrator: and now let me create a pointless diversion.
(The scene changes to Ash Ketchum, evidently very lost in a forest.)
Ash: ah wunder why dat eevl weezul dude kicked us outta hell.
Pikachu: pika pika!
(Suddenly, a tower of flame shoots out from the ground, turning Ash and pikachu into very fine ash.)
Voice: (coming out of nowhere) there! And stay out of hell; you're too evil to be allowed in there!
Narrator: heh heh heh. And anyway.back to the story.
(The scene changes back to Flareon in the main hall. Karen comes in.)
Karen: hey, there're two pokemon outside requesting to see you. Will you see them?
Flareon: why not?
(Jolteon and Umbreon come in.)
Flareon: oh, it's you two. Whaddya want?
Jolteon: um.you know about this Communism thingie.are you sure it's a good idea?
Flareon: HOW DARE YOU INSULT COMMUNISM! THROW THEM OUT!
(Two Machoke guards grab Jolteon and Umbreon and throw them out.)
Flareon: (from inside) and if you two come again I'll put you in the Gulag!
Umbreon: seems like he's made up his mind about this thing.
Jolteon: yeah.
(They walk off.)
(A few days later.)
(The scene changes and we see Jolteon and the gang watching TV, as usual.)
TV: Goldenrod city has just been invaded by the CIPR. There is much fighting on the streets, and various CIPR soldiers have attempted to loot banks. We shall provide you with constant updates as they come.
Jolteon: that Flareon is really insane.
Espeon: yeah.(shudders)
Umbreon: well, I think we've gotta stop him!
Vaporeon: and how would you be going about that?
Umbreon: good point.
Jolteon: well, maybe we could help resistance groups.Vaporeon?
(Vaporeon, fast asleep, gives a contented snore.)
Umbreon: I never knew anyone could fall asleep that easily.
Espeon: she tires easily now.
Jolteon: (looking at Vaporeon's swollen belly) yeah.
Umbreon: so, where were we? Ah, yes.
Narrator: meanwhile.
(The scene changes back to Flareon.)
Flareon: how's Koga's propaganda campaign going?
Karen: very well, sir. 100% of pokemon interviewed said "we are very happy under our leader Flareon".
Flareon: good!
Karen: (muttering under breath) if it's only because we threatened them with being sent to the gulag.
Flareon: oh well. Is there anywhere we can invade while waiting for Bruno to come back?
Will: well, you could always try Ecruteak city.
Flareon: what's in there?
Will: well, they have historic stuff.
Flareon: boring.
Will and they have a nice big tower!
Flareon: GREAT! INVADE AT ONCE!!!!!
Will: yes, sir! (Runs off)
Flareon: what to do now.
Karen: well, there are always domestic economic policies.
Flareon: yeah! (Gets out a bit of paper and starts scribbling furiously)
Narrator: meanwhile.
(The scene changes to Jolteon reading the newspaper in his igloo.)
Jolteon: (reading from newspaper) yesterday, CIPS soldiers invaded Ecruteak, razing the place to the ground. The Tin Tower has also been seriously damaged. Casualties are unknown.
Umbreon: that does it, we need to stop Flareon!
(Suddenly, our heroes hear a mysterious voice behind them.)
Voice: I agree.
Jolteon: who's that?
Voice: I am the representative of the anti-Communist underground resistance group, and we need your help.
Jolteon: huh? How can we help?
Voice: um.I don't really know.
Narrator: I'll think of that later. Just say yes.
Umbreon: um.ok.
Voice: good. We'll get back to you later.
Narrator: and so.
(The scene changes back to Flareon)
Flareon: (holds up list of policies) here! My masterpiece!
Karen: (taking the list) I'll make sure they're implemented.
Flareon: by the way, get me Bruno on the phone.
(Flareon picks up the phone and dials Bruno's number.)
Flareon: how go things, commander?
Bruno: (seeing a whole squad of CIPR soldiers fall) very well, sir.
Flareon: so, we are not losing?
Bruno: (evidently lying) nope
Flareon: good! When can I expect the money?
Bruno: not really soon.
Flareon: WHAT! I'M RUNNING OUT OF THREATS TO THREATEN PEOPLE WITH!
Bruno: really, sir?
Flareon: of course! I've only got Mr. Chainsaw, Mr. Shotgun, Mr. RPG launcher, Mr. Gatling gun, Mr. Instant thundercloud, Mr. Flamethrower, Mr. ICBM, Mr. Laser Satellite, Mr. Ion cannon, Mr. Anthrax and Mr. VX Gas!
Bruno: (coughing) all right.I'll get as much money as soon as possible.
Flareon: good! (Slams phone down) now I'd like to see the concentration camps.
Karen: all right.(flicks on monitor)
(The monitor shows Lance, whip in hand, supervising a few prisoners.)
Lance: YES! SLAVES, WORK! AHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! (Uses whip on unfortunate prisoner) IF YOU DO NOT FINISH YOUR WORK QUOTA, YOUR RATION WILL BE CUT IN HALF!!!!!AHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Flareon: I note he works with brutal efficiency.
(Camera fades out.)
Narrator: and so ends another silly episode of Eskimo Jolteon. Flareon has attempted to spread Communism further. Will our heroes, together with the Underground resistance, be able to restore Flareon to his senses? Stay tuned to find out!
How'd you like this silly story? Please review! ^_^
Eskimo Jolteon Episode 47:
A Short, silly Brain-dead fan-fic by Lccorp2. Copyright Lccorp2 2002. ^_^
Narrator (me that is): picture the pokemon world in your head.
Narrator: now focus in a bit in a place above Johto, a place that is always frozen.
Narrator: now focus in on a medium-sized igloo somewhere.
Narrator: STOP!!! ^_^.
(Camera zooms into igloo. We see Jolteon watching TV.)
TV: yesterday, the area surrounding the CIPR was flooded with massive numbers of refugees swarming in from Victory Road, allegedly attempting to escape from the new Communist regime. They have.
Jolteon: now this is boring.
TV: and now, we ask for an interview with the Party General of CIPR, Flareon.
Jolteon: huh? FLAREON?! So that's where he went.
Narrator: meanwhile.
(The scene changes to the CIPR. We see Flareon pacing around.)
Will: that interview went well, leader.
Flareon: oh well. First things first. Where's the shipment of weapons we're supposed to receive?
Will: umm.it isn't here.
Flareon: (angrily) why not?
Will: because they can't do much with the 10 pokebuck budget you give them?
Flareon: hmm.you're right. We need more money. Where can we get more money?
Will: um.
Flareon: well, know any places with a ton of cash that we can just grab and blame it on their government?
Will: well.Goldenrod city looks rich to me.
Flareon: excellent! Bruno!
Bruno: (running in) yes?
Flareon: make plans to invade Goldenrod at once!
Bruno: yes.
Flareon: AHAHAHA!!!!! ANOTHER STEP TO COMPLETE WORLD DOMINATION!!!!!
Narrator: and so.
(The scene changes back to Jolteon. Umbreon comes in.)
Umbreon: hey, did you hear-
Jolteon: I know.
(They sit in silence for a while.)
Umbreon: maybe we should go try persuade Flareon to give up this Communism thing.
Jolteon: yeah.
(They walk off)
Narrator: and now let me create a pointless diversion.
(The scene changes to Ash Ketchum, evidently very lost in a forest.)
Ash: ah wunder why dat eevl weezul dude kicked us outta hell.
Pikachu: pika pika!
(Suddenly, a tower of flame shoots out from the ground, turning Ash and pikachu into very fine ash.)
Voice: (coming out of nowhere) there! And stay out of hell; you're too evil to be allowed in there!
Narrator: heh heh heh. And anyway.back to the story.
(The scene changes back to Flareon in the main hall. Karen comes in.)
Karen: hey, there're two pokemon outside requesting to see you. Will you see them?
Flareon: why not?
(Jolteon and Umbreon come in.)
Flareon: oh, it's you two. Whaddya want?
Jolteon: um.you know about this Communism thingie.are you sure it's a good idea?
Flareon: HOW DARE YOU INSULT COMMUNISM! THROW THEM OUT!
(Two Machoke guards grab Jolteon and Umbreon and throw them out.)
Flareon: (from inside) and if you two come again I'll put you in the Gulag!
Umbreon: seems like he's made up his mind about this thing.
Jolteon: yeah.
(They walk off.)
(A few days later.)
(The scene changes and we see Jolteon and the gang watching TV, as usual.)
TV: Goldenrod city has just been invaded by the CIPR. There is much fighting on the streets, and various CIPR soldiers have attempted to loot banks. We shall provide you with constant updates as they come.
Jolteon: that Flareon is really insane.
Espeon: yeah.(shudders)
Umbreon: well, I think we've gotta stop him!
Vaporeon: and how would you be going about that?
Umbreon: good point.
Jolteon: well, maybe we could help resistance groups.Vaporeon?
(Vaporeon, fast asleep, gives a contented snore.)
Umbreon: I never knew anyone could fall asleep that easily.
Espeon: she tires easily now.
Jolteon: (looking at Vaporeon's swollen belly) yeah.
Umbreon: so, where were we? Ah, yes.
Narrator: meanwhile.
(The scene changes back to Flareon.)
Flareon: how's Koga's propaganda campaign going?
Karen: very well, sir. 100% of pokemon interviewed said "we are very happy under our leader Flareon".
Flareon: good!
Karen: (muttering under breath) if it's only because we threatened them with being sent to the gulag.
Flareon: oh well. Is there anywhere we can invade while waiting for Bruno to come back?
Will: well, you could always try Ecruteak city.
Flareon: what's in there?
Will: well, they have historic stuff.
Flareon: boring.
Will and they have a nice big tower!
Flareon: GREAT! INVADE AT ONCE!!!!!
Will: yes, sir! (Runs off)
Flareon: what to do now.
Karen: well, there are always domestic economic policies.
Flareon: yeah! (Gets out a bit of paper and starts scribbling furiously)
Narrator: meanwhile.
(The scene changes to Jolteon reading the newspaper in his igloo.)
Jolteon: (reading from newspaper) yesterday, CIPS soldiers invaded Ecruteak, razing the place to the ground. The Tin Tower has also been seriously damaged. Casualties are unknown.
Umbreon: that does it, we need to stop Flareon!
(Suddenly, our heroes hear a mysterious voice behind them.)
Voice: I agree.
Jolteon: who's that?
Voice: I am the representative of the anti-Communist underground resistance group, and we need your help.
Jolteon: huh? How can we help?
Voice: um.I don't really know.
Narrator: I'll think of that later. Just say yes.
Umbreon: um.ok.
Voice: good. We'll get back to you later.
Narrator: and so.
(The scene changes back to Flareon)
Flareon: (holds up list of policies) here! My masterpiece!
Karen: (taking the list) I'll make sure they're implemented.
Flareon: by the way, get me Bruno on the phone.
(Flareon picks up the phone and dials Bruno's number.)
Flareon: how go things, commander?
Bruno: (seeing a whole squad of CIPR soldiers fall) very well, sir.
Flareon: so, we are not losing?
Bruno: (evidently lying) nope
Flareon: good! When can I expect the money?
Bruno: not really soon.
Flareon: WHAT! I'M RUNNING OUT OF THREATS TO THREATEN PEOPLE WITH!
Bruno: really, sir?
Flareon: of course! I've only got Mr. Chainsaw, Mr. Shotgun, Mr. RPG launcher, Mr. Gatling gun, Mr. Instant thundercloud, Mr. Flamethrower, Mr. ICBM, Mr. Laser Satellite, Mr. Ion cannon, Mr. Anthrax and Mr. VX Gas!
Bruno: (coughing) all right.I'll get as much money as soon as possible.
Flareon: good! (Slams phone down) now I'd like to see the concentration camps.
Karen: all right.(flicks on monitor)
(The monitor shows Lance, whip in hand, supervising a few prisoners.)
Lance: YES! SLAVES, WORK! AHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! (Uses whip on unfortunate prisoner) IF YOU DO NOT FINISH YOUR WORK QUOTA, YOUR RATION WILL BE CUT IN HALF!!!!!AHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Flareon: I note he works with brutal efficiency.
(Camera fades out.)
Narrator: and so ends another silly episode of Eskimo Jolteon. Flareon has attempted to spread Communism further. Will our heroes, together with the Underground resistance, be able to restore Flareon to his senses? Stay tuned to find out!
How'd you like this silly story? Please review! ^_^