Author's note: well, here's Episode 48.what else.seems like some people
have been complaining about the growing seriousness of this fic.I intend to
put that right with the next episode. ^_-. What else is there to say.oh
well, have a good time in here! ^_^
Eskimo Jolteon Episode 48:
Narrator: stop! We haven't done the disclaimer yet!
(The camera freezes)
Narrator: (to self) now, who should I pick to do the disclaimer.ah, I know! I'll get one of my fans! (Drags out Dawn the Espeon)
Dawn: (muttering) what is it?
Narrator: do the disclaimer.
Dawn: why should I? Do it yourself.
Narrator: I'm too lazy. And make me if you can. (Smirks)
Dawn: (smirking back) fine. (Points Espeon Stick of control at me)
(Nothing happens)
Narrator: heh.that doesn't work on me.and since you ate my pancakes.(points breadstick at her)
Dawn: (in a monotone) Lccorp2 does not own pokemon, nor does he own any other characters not created by him. However, he does own his mangled brain, and he does own Eskimo Jolteon, and he did use to own Lionel Darkstar, before he gave that character to me for use in my fics. Thank you.
Narrator: good. (Vanishes using Faint Attack and eats the breadstick)
Dawn: (being released from hypnotized state) huh? Gotta work on my fics.(wanders off)
Eskimo Jolteon Episode 48:
A Short, silly Brain-dead fan-fic by Lccorp2. Copyright Lccorp2 2002. ^_^
Narrator (me that is): picture the pokemon world in your head.
Narrator: now focus in a bit in a place above Johto, a place that is always frozen.
Narrator: now focus in on a medium-sized igloo somewhere.
Narrator: STOP!!! ^_^.
(Camera zooms into igloo. We see Jolteon reading the newspaper.)
Jolteon: (tossing down newspaper) CIPR this.CIPR that.Flareon sure is crazy.
Narrator: as you know, in the last two episodes Flareon founded the Communist Indigo Plateau Republic and is trying to achieve complete world domination.
(Umbreon comes in)
Jolteon: hey have you heard about.
Umbreon: yeah. Flareon just tried to take over the Seafoam Islands.
Jolteon: we did have a nice holiday there.
Umbreon: um.yeah.
Jolteon: well, seems like we've gotta stop him!
Voice: (from behind our heroes) that is right.
Umbreon: lemme guess.you're the guy from the Anti-Communist resistance coalition?
Voice: yes. And now the Narrator has decided what the heck he is going to write for this episode.
Jolteon: ok.what can we do for you?
Voice: I'll tell you that later. For now, I'll take you to see the others.
(There is a 'pop' and our heroes find themselves in some kind of conference room. Around them we see quite a few familiar faces.)
Mario: and so, in conclusion, I say that Communism is a threat to the whole world and that we won't stand for it!
Angry people of the pile of rubble that used to be Ecruteak City: YEAH!
TCL: and I sure won't be putting up with it in my fics!
Angry people of the pile of rubble that used to be Ecruteak City: YEAH!
Mario: and so what must be done?
Angry people of the pile of rubble that used to be Ecruteak City: WE MUST INVADE THE CIPR AND OVERTHROW FLAREON!
Mario: yes!
TCL: (noticing Jolteon and Umbreon) oh, hi.
Umbreon: so, what are we here for?
TCL: well, since this wouldn't be Eskimo Jolteon without you two, we, the authors, have decided to include you in the attack.
Yoshi: glorp! (Eats TCL's big bag of cookies)
TCL: WAAAAA!!!!! NOOOO!!! (Pries open Yoshi's mouth and tries to get back her cookies)
Jolteon: (staring at TCL frantically trying to retrieve her cookies) oh well.
Narrator: meanwhile.
(The scene changes to the CIPR. We see Flareon sitting down in his usual chair, having his nails filed down by Koga.)
Flareon: so, how goes the economy?
Karen: (shuffling through a pile of reports and sees the words "economy failing") very well, sir.
Flareon: great! And how go the invasions?
Karen: (rolling eyes and whistling a merry tune) very well, sir.
Flareon: can you say anything other that "very well, sir"?
Karen: very well, sir.
Flareon: I'm on my way to complete world domination! AHAHAHA!!!!!
(Suddenly, Will bursts in)
Will: ack! An invading force is here!
Flareon: what?! Mobilize all available units immediately!
Will: (fidgeting nervously) umm, sir, I don't think we have available units.we deployed them all in our invasions.
Flareon: WHAT?!
Will: (shuffling towards door) um.hee.
Narrator: meanwhile.
(The scene changes and we see the members of the Anti-Communist Resistance Coalition by the huge building of the CIPR)
TCL: (shouting through megaphone) all right, Flareon! This is your first and last chance to surrender before we attack!
Flareon: (appearing at a window) never! You can't get in anyway! AHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Mario: I'll handle this. (Eats lots of super mushrooms)
(Everyone watches in amazement as Mario gets Super-duper big)
Jolteon: gee.I never knew that guy could get so big.
Super Duper Big Mario: (whistling a merry tune) ho-hum.come out now.(Lifts up the whole CIPR building and drop-kicks it away, leaving a very confused Flareon.)
Flareon: (looking up at the 150-foot Mario) squeak? (Runs away)
Umbreon: HA HA!!!!! I NOW HAVE THE POWER OF THE CHAINSAW!!!!! (Chases Flareon around with chainsaw)
Angry people of the pile of rubble that used to be Ecruteak City: let's get them! (Chases the E4/Lance around)
Jolteon: hey, wait for me! (Chases Flareon around as well)
(Nothing much happens, except that everyone is chasing everyone around, with the exception of TCL, who is spraying everyone with FLUDD)
Jolteon: (catching up with Flareon) hey, stop there!
(A fistfight ensues)
Yoshi: glorp! (Sticks out tongue and swallows Jolteon and Flareon)
Everyone else: AIEEE!!! YOSHI ATE THEM!
Umbreon: I'll handle this. (Steps forward with chainsaw)
Narrator: due to the massive amount of blood, the camera cannot handle this scene. Please wait until Umbreon's operation is over.
(Screams in background. Eventually, the scene changes, and we see Jolteon and Flareon, with an ambulance speeding away in the distance.)
Mario: you know-a, you didn't-a have to-a cut up-a Yoshi.
Umbreon: who cares?
Flareon: I've been thinking.maybe this Communism thing isn't as cracked up as it's supposed to be.
Jolteon: it took you THREE EPISODES to realize that?
Flareon: um.yea.
Jolteon: come on, let's go home.
(Our heroes walk off, with the Angry people of the pile of rubble that used to be Ecruteak City chasing the E$/Lance around the flat plain that used to be the Indigo Plateau.)
Narrator: and so our heroes have restored Flareon to his senses. WHEEE!!!!
How'd you like this silly story? Please review! ^_^
Eskimo Jolteon Episode 48:
Narrator: stop! We haven't done the disclaimer yet!
(The camera freezes)
Narrator: (to self) now, who should I pick to do the disclaimer.ah, I know! I'll get one of my fans! (Drags out Dawn the Espeon)
Dawn: (muttering) what is it?
Narrator: do the disclaimer.
Dawn: why should I? Do it yourself.
Narrator: I'm too lazy. And make me if you can. (Smirks)
Dawn: (smirking back) fine. (Points Espeon Stick of control at me)
(Nothing happens)
Narrator: heh.that doesn't work on me.and since you ate my pancakes.(points breadstick at her)
Dawn: (in a monotone) Lccorp2 does not own pokemon, nor does he own any other characters not created by him. However, he does own his mangled brain, and he does own Eskimo Jolteon, and he did use to own Lionel Darkstar, before he gave that character to me for use in my fics. Thank you.
Narrator: good. (Vanishes using Faint Attack and eats the breadstick)
Dawn: (being released from hypnotized state) huh? Gotta work on my fics.(wanders off)
Eskimo Jolteon Episode 48:
A Short, silly Brain-dead fan-fic by Lccorp2. Copyright Lccorp2 2002. ^_^
Narrator (me that is): picture the pokemon world in your head.
Narrator: now focus in a bit in a place above Johto, a place that is always frozen.
Narrator: now focus in on a medium-sized igloo somewhere.
Narrator: STOP!!! ^_^.
(Camera zooms into igloo. We see Jolteon reading the newspaper.)
Jolteon: (tossing down newspaper) CIPR this.CIPR that.Flareon sure is crazy.
Narrator: as you know, in the last two episodes Flareon founded the Communist Indigo Plateau Republic and is trying to achieve complete world domination.
(Umbreon comes in)
Jolteon: hey have you heard about.
Umbreon: yeah. Flareon just tried to take over the Seafoam Islands.
Jolteon: we did have a nice holiday there.
Umbreon: um.yeah.
Jolteon: well, seems like we've gotta stop him!
Voice: (from behind our heroes) that is right.
Umbreon: lemme guess.you're the guy from the Anti-Communist resistance coalition?
Voice: yes. And now the Narrator has decided what the heck he is going to write for this episode.
Jolteon: ok.what can we do for you?
Voice: I'll tell you that later. For now, I'll take you to see the others.
(There is a 'pop' and our heroes find themselves in some kind of conference room. Around them we see quite a few familiar faces.)
Mario: and so, in conclusion, I say that Communism is a threat to the whole world and that we won't stand for it!
Angry people of the pile of rubble that used to be Ecruteak City: YEAH!
TCL: and I sure won't be putting up with it in my fics!
Angry people of the pile of rubble that used to be Ecruteak City: YEAH!
Mario: and so what must be done?
Angry people of the pile of rubble that used to be Ecruteak City: WE MUST INVADE THE CIPR AND OVERTHROW FLAREON!
Mario: yes!
TCL: (noticing Jolteon and Umbreon) oh, hi.
Umbreon: so, what are we here for?
TCL: well, since this wouldn't be Eskimo Jolteon without you two, we, the authors, have decided to include you in the attack.
Yoshi: glorp! (Eats TCL's big bag of cookies)
TCL: WAAAAA!!!!! NOOOO!!! (Pries open Yoshi's mouth and tries to get back her cookies)
Jolteon: (staring at TCL frantically trying to retrieve her cookies) oh well.
Narrator: meanwhile.
(The scene changes to the CIPR. We see Flareon sitting down in his usual chair, having his nails filed down by Koga.)
Flareon: so, how goes the economy?
Karen: (shuffling through a pile of reports and sees the words "economy failing") very well, sir.
Flareon: great! And how go the invasions?
Karen: (rolling eyes and whistling a merry tune) very well, sir.
Flareon: can you say anything other that "very well, sir"?
Karen: very well, sir.
Flareon: I'm on my way to complete world domination! AHAHAHA!!!!!
(Suddenly, Will bursts in)
Will: ack! An invading force is here!
Flareon: what?! Mobilize all available units immediately!
Will: (fidgeting nervously) umm, sir, I don't think we have available units.we deployed them all in our invasions.
Flareon: WHAT?!
Will: (shuffling towards door) um.hee.
Narrator: meanwhile.
(The scene changes and we see the members of the Anti-Communist Resistance Coalition by the huge building of the CIPR)
TCL: (shouting through megaphone) all right, Flareon! This is your first and last chance to surrender before we attack!
Flareon: (appearing at a window) never! You can't get in anyway! AHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Mario: I'll handle this. (Eats lots of super mushrooms)
(Everyone watches in amazement as Mario gets Super-duper big)
Jolteon: gee.I never knew that guy could get so big.
Super Duper Big Mario: (whistling a merry tune) ho-hum.come out now.(Lifts up the whole CIPR building and drop-kicks it away, leaving a very confused Flareon.)
Flareon: (looking up at the 150-foot Mario) squeak? (Runs away)
Umbreon: HA HA!!!!! I NOW HAVE THE POWER OF THE CHAINSAW!!!!! (Chases Flareon around with chainsaw)
Angry people of the pile of rubble that used to be Ecruteak City: let's get them! (Chases the E4/Lance around)
Jolteon: hey, wait for me! (Chases Flareon around as well)
(Nothing much happens, except that everyone is chasing everyone around, with the exception of TCL, who is spraying everyone with FLUDD)
Jolteon: (catching up with Flareon) hey, stop there!
(A fistfight ensues)
Yoshi: glorp! (Sticks out tongue and swallows Jolteon and Flareon)
Everyone else: AIEEE!!! YOSHI ATE THEM!
Umbreon: I'll handle this. (Steps forward with chainsaw)
Narrator: due to the massive amount of blood, the camera cannot handle this scene. Please wait until Umbreon's operation is over.
(Screams in background. Eventually, the scene changes, and we see Jolteon and Flareon, with an ambulance speeding away in the distance.)
Mario: you know-a, you didn't-a have to-a cut up-a Yoshi.
Umbreon: who cares?
Flareon: I've been thinking.maybe this Communism thing isn't as cracked up as it's supposed to be.
Jolteon: it took you THREE EPISODES to realize that?
Flareon: um.yea.
Jolteon: come on, let's go home.
(Our heroes walk off, with the Angry people of the pile of rubble that used to be Ecruteak City chasing the E$/Lance around the flat plain that used to be the Indigo Plateau.)
Narrator: and so our heroes have restored Flareon to his senses. WHEEE!!!!
How'd you like this silly story? Please review! ^_^