Author's note: I don't own pokemon, nor do I own any other characters not
created by me. All right.I was super bored.and I just happened to think of
this.so.enjoy! ^_^ wheee! By they way, if you want to advertise your fic on
this space, say so in a review, e-mail me of drop me a line on MSN! ^_^
*goes off to play TPPC*
Eskimo Jolteon Episode 49:
A Short, silly Brain-dead fan-fic by Lccorp2. Copyright Lccorp2 2002. ^_^
Narrator (me that is): picture the pokemon world in your head.
Narrator: now focus in a bit in a place above Johto, a place that is always frozen.
Narrator: now focus in on a medium-sized pokemon center somewhere.
Narrator: STOP!!! ^_^.
(Camera zooms into pokemon center. We see Jolteon reading a newspaper in some sort of waiting room)
Jolteon: (sighing) at least I'm not reading the newspaper or watching TV.
Narrator: so?
Jolteon: it's sad how some people can't handle a little variety. I wonder why I actually agreed to come along with Umbreon for his medical checkup. (Goes back to reading magazine)
(Just then, Jolteon notices a plate with two pink muffins on it.)
Jolteon: ooohhh! Pink muffins! (Grabs them both and eats them)
(Just then, Nurse Joy and Umbreon come out)
Nurse Joy: thank you, and I hope to see.(notices empty plate) AIIIEEEE!!!!!
Umbreon: what's the matter?
Nurse Joy: (pointing a trembling finger at the empty plate) THE SACRED MUFFINS OF INSANITY HAVE BEEN EATEN!
Jolteon: olly wolly pollywoggy ump bump fizz?
Umbreon: Jolteon, speak properly!
Nurse Joy: ack! He's got a bad case of Your-talking-crapius!
Jolteon: sfjkbvsjklh?
Nurse Joy: see?
Umbreon: ok.what do we have to do to cure him?
Nurse Joy: the only cure is the amazing Kit Kat bars sold at the mysterious British Petrol gas station somewhere in the UK!
Umbreon: I see.how are we going to get there?! That's practically a dimension away!
Jolteon: weeble weeble sclup!
Nurse Joy: never fear, this pokecenter has just purchased the amazing.(drum roll) space traveler!
(Camera swings around to reveal a mysterious machine)
Jolteon: wvhkslghk?
Umbreon: shut up. All right, let's go, or you'll never get cured.
Jolteon: ipwjofwofn!
(They get into the machine)
Nurse Joy: all right, here goes! (Pulls a big lever. There is a brief flash of light and our heroes are gone)
(Just then Salamander3 comes in and notices the empty plate)
Salamander3: WAAA!!!! SOMEONE STOLE MY MUFFINS!!!!! (Runs out crying)
Narrator: oh well.and now let me create a pointless diversion.
(Scene changes to some freakish place that you need not know about.)
Narrator: at way high up, the engines of flight SQ 457 explode for absolutely no reason, leaving the plane spiraling down in a plume of smoke!
Narrator: meanwhile, the Magnet Train hits a penny on the tracks and leaps into the air at 80 miles per hour, dragging 40 tons of metal behind it!
Narrator: above the train is a crate-sized meteorite, streaking flame as it hurtles down through the atmosphere!
Narrator: by some freakish coincidence, these three deadly bodies are homing in on one spot, where tectonic plates in the earth's crust have begun to shift!
Narrator: this spot is the house of Delia Ketchum, whom is currently blissfully unaware of a gas leak as she attempts to light her stove!
Narrator: as she strikes the match, she casually glances out of the kitchen window.
Narrator: her eye twitches involuntarily.
Narrator: KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!!!!! (Cackles evilly)
Narrator: oh well. And back to our story.
(The scene changes back to Jolteon and Umbreon)
Umbreon: what.where are we?
Jolteon: (points at signboard) gheyievwrheb?
Umbreon: ah.(reads) the New York City Pokemon Center. Odd, I never knew there was a place called New York.
(Just then, a whole mass of kids come out of the place)
Kids: OOoooooOhhhh! A Jolteon and an Umbreon! Hug em! (Rush forward)
(Our heroes get squashed by the sheer weight of the kids)
Umbreon: (gasping and choking) ack.need air.
Nurse Joy's Voice: oops.sorry about the wrong placing.I'll have you where you want to be in a jiffy.
(Our heroes vanish in a flash of light, leaving ordinary New Yorkers to wonder why there is a pile of kids on the sidewalk)
Narrator: and so.
(Our heroes find themselves deposited on a sidewalk)
Umbreon: all right, now how do we know this is the UK?
Jolteon: (shrugging) dvfhwakejgr.
Narrator: (waving script around) it's so because the script says so. Shut up.
Umbreon: all right.
Jolteon: ergsetghs.
Umbreon: come on, let's go.
(They walk off)
Narrator: quite a few hours later.
(The scene changes to our heroes. They are still plodding on)
Jolteon: sfafkjwrwukgfskbvzsmnvashfahgqeykgdfka!
Umbreon: (sighing) it's not my fault, it's this stupid map's fault.(holds up map)
(Camera zooms in onto map. It is just a blank piece of paper with two red dots on it, one which is marked 'you are here' and the other 'the mysterious British Petrol gas station')
Jolteon: wkfawghkfgwry.
Umbreon: all right, maybe that Nurse Joy wasn't too smart.
Jolteon: (pointing) ipjlonljnjnhkbv!
Umbreon: (peering into distance) yes, I think I see something too.
(Our heroes rush forward. It appears to be some sort of signboard.)
Umbreon: (reading) to get to the mysterious British Petrol gas station which sells the amazing kit kat bars which cure Your-talking-crapius, spin jump here.
Jolteon: dfgvergawrat?
Umbreon: well, it's worth a try.(spin jumps)
Jolteon: (watching Umbreon sink into the ground like a drill) fladnbf. (Shrugs and sits down)
Narrator: meanwhile, very far away.
(The scene changes to two Chinese peasants working in their rice fields. Suddenly, Umbreon bursts out in a shower of dirt.)
Umbreon: all right, where's-(notices his surroundings) oh dear.
Peasant #1: (noticing Umbreon) (in broken, halting English) hello, you be American?
Umbreon: um.
Peasant #2: are you being having money?
Umbreon: (backing away) AAAAA!!! (Leaps into the hole he came through)
(The Chinese peasants look at each other in silence for a while)
Peasant #1: perhaps we say wrong thing?
Peasant #2: (shrugging) maybe he no like rice.
(The peasants go back to working)
Narrator: oh well.and so.
(The scene changes back to Jolteon, still sitting down. Umbreon comes back through the hole)
Umbreon: dear mew! You shoulda seen-
Jolteon: (pointing at the signboard, which is shaped like an arrow pointing down) jbvskbagkl.
Umbreon: all right, my mistake. (Walks over to the signboard and spin jumps there, revealing the entrance to a huge cavern.)
Jolteon: aasdgasg. (Walks in)
Umbreon: oh well.(follows Jolteon)
(The camera follows them as they walk on. Suddenly, before them is a large British Petrol gas station.)
Umbreon: that must be the place! Hurry!
(Our heroes rush forward and enter the gas station. Behind the counter is Pinkdragonflame)
PDF: all right, what would you like?
Jolteon: ajgfevweyr.
PDF: what? Speak up!
Umbreon: we want a kit kat bar.
PDF: ok.(hands a kit kat bar to Jolteon, who wolfs it down)
Umbreon: how ya feeling?
Jolteon: I can speak! I can speak! (Does some sort of freakish dance)
Umbreon: all right.now that you're cured, how are we gonna get back to FF.net?
Jolteon: I have no idea.
Umbreon: well, we gotta find some way! I don't wanna be trapped here forever!
(Just then, Salamander3 comes in)
Salamander3: boohoo.my muffins.(sniffles) hey, what's Lc's characters doing here? Get back! (Gives them a kick, which semds them all the way to FF.net. how that was achieved I do not know.)
Jolteon: ouch.
Umbreon: well, at least we got home.
Jolteon: yea.
(Camera fades out)
Narrator: and so ends another silly episode of Eskimo Jolteon!
How'd you like this silly story? Please review! ^_^
Eskimo Jolteon Episode 49:
A Short, silly Brain-dead fan-fic by Lccorp2. Copyright Lccorp2 2002. ^_^
Narrator (me that is): picture the pokemon world in your head.
Narrator: now focus in a bit in a place above Johto, a place that is always frozen.
Narrator: now focus in on a medium-sized pokemon center somewhere.
Narrator: STOP!!! ^_^.
(Camera zooms into pokemon center. We see Jolteon reading a newspaper in some sort of waiting room)
Jolteon: (sighing) at least I'm not reading the newspaper or watching TV.
Narrator: so?
Jolteon: it's sad how some people can't handle a little variety. I wonder why I actually agreed to come along with Umbreon for his medical checkup. (Goes back to reading magazine)
(Just then, Jolteon notices a plate with two pink muffins on it.)
Jolteon: ooohhh! Pink muffins! (Grabs them both and eats them)
(Just then, Nurse Joy and Umbreon come out)
Nurse Joy: thank you, and I hope to see.(notices empty plate) AIIIEEEE!!!!!
Umbreon: what's the matter?
Nurse Joy: (pointing a trembling finger at the empty plate) THE SACRED MUFFINS OF INSANITY HAVE BEEN EATEN!
Jolteon: olly wolly pollywoggy ump bump fizz?
Umbreon: Jolteon, speak properly!
Nurse Joy: ack! He's got a bad case of Your-talking-crapius!
Jolteon: sfjkbvsjklh?
Nurse Joy: see?
Umbreon: ok.what do we have to do to cure him?
Nurse Joy: the only cure is the amazing Kit Kat bars sold at the mysterious British Petrol gas station somewhere in the UK!
Umbreon: I see.how are we going to get there?! That's practically a dimension away!
Jolteon: weeble weeble sclup!
Nurse Joy: never fear, this pokecenter has just purchased the amazing.(drum roll) space traveler!
(Camera swings around to reveal a mysterious machine)
Jolteon: wvhkslghk?
Umbreon: shut up. All right, let's go, or you'll never get cured.
Jolteon: ipwjofwofn!
(They get into the machine)
Nurse Joy: all right, here goes! (Pulls a big lever. There is a brief flash of light and our heroes are gone)
(Just then Salamander3 comes in and notices the empty plate)
Salamander3: WAAA!!!! SOMEONE STOLE MY MUFFINS!!!!! (Runs out crying)
Narrator: oh well.and now let me create a pointless diversion.
(Scene changes to some freakish place that you need not know about.)
Narrator: at way high up, the engines of flight SQ 457 explode for absolutely no reason, leaving the plane spiraling down in a plume of smoke!
Narrator: meanwhile, the Magnet Train hits a penny on the tracks and leaps into the air at 80 miles per hour, dragging 40 tons of metal behind it!
Narrator: above the train is a crate-sized meteorite, streaking flame as it hurtles down through the atmosphere!
Narrator: by some freakish coincidence, these three deadly bodies are homing in on one spot, where tectonic plates in the earth's crust have begun to shift!
Narrator: this spot is the house of Delia Ketchum, whom is currently blissfully unaware of a gas leak as she attempts to light her stove!
Narrator: as she strikes the match, she casually glances out of the kitchen window.
Narrator: her eye twitches involuntarily.
Narrator: KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!!!!! (Cackles evilly)
Narrator: oh well. And back to our story.
(The scene changes back to Jolteon and Umbreon)
Umbreon: what.where are we?
Jolteon: (points at signboard) gheyievwrheb?
Umbreon: ah.(reads) the New York City Pokemon Center. Odd, I never knew there was a place called New York.
(Just then, a whole mass of kids come out of the place)
Kids: OOoooooOhhhh! A Jolteon and an Umbreon! Hug em! (Rush forward)
(Our heroes get squashed by the sheer weight of the kids)
Umbreon: (gasping and choking) ack.need air.
Nurse Joy's Voice: oops.sorry about the wrong placing.I'll have you where you want to be in a jiffy.
(Our heroes vanish in a flash of light, leaving ordinary New Yorkers to wonder why there is a pile of kids on the sidewalk)
Narrator: and so.
(Our heroes find themselves deposited on a sidewalk)
Umbreon: all right, now how do we know this is the UK?
Jolteon: (shrugging) dvfhwakejgr.
Narrator: (waving script around) it's so because the script says so. Shut up.
Umbreon: all right.
Jolteon: ergsetghs.
Umbreon: come on, let's go.
(They walk off)
Narrator: quite a few hours later.
(The scene changes to our heroes. They are still plodding on)
Jolteon: sfafkjwrwukgfskbvzsmnvashfahgqeykgdfka!
Umbreon: (sighing) it's not my fault, it's this stupid map's fault.(holds up map)
(Camera zooms in onto map. It is just a blank piece of paper with two red dots on it, one which is marked 'you are here' and the other 'the mysterious British Petrol gas station')
Jolteon: wkfawghkfgwry.
Umbreon: all right, maybe that Nurse Joy wasn't too smart.
Jolteon: (pointing) ipjlonljnjnhkbv!
Umbreon: (peering into distance) yes, I think I see something too.
(Our heroes rush forward. It appears to be some sort of signboard.)
Umbreon: (reading) to get to the mysterious British Petrol gas station which sells the amazing kit kat bars which cure Your-talking-crapius, spin jump here.
Jolteon: dfgvergawrat?
Umbreon: well, it's worth a try.(spin jumps)
Jolteon: (watching Umbreon sink into the ground like a drill) fladnbf. (Shrugs and sits down)
Narrator: meanwhile, very far away.
(The scene changes to two Chinese peasants working in their rice fields. Suddenly, Umbreon bursts out in a shower of dirt.)
Umbreon: all right, where's-(notices his surroundings) oh dear.
Peasant #1: (noticing Umbreon) (in broken, halting English) hello, you be American?
Umbreon: um.
Peasant #2: are you being having money?
Umbreon: (backing away) AAAAA!!! (Leaps into the hole he came through)
(The Chinese peasants look at each other in silence for a while)
Peasant #1: perhaps we say wrong thing?
Peasant #2: (shrugging) maybe he no like rice.
(The peasants go back to working)
Narrator: oh well.and so.
(The scene changes back to Jolteon, still sitting down. Umbreon comes back through the hole)
Umbreon: dear mew! You shoulda seen-
Jolteon: (pointing at the signboard, which is shaped like an arrow pointing down) jbvskbagkl.
Umbreon: all right, my mistake. (Walks over to the signboard and spin jumps there, revealing the entrance to a huge cavern.)
Jolteon: aasdgasg. (Walks in)
Umbreon: oh well.(follows Jolteon)
(The camera follows them as they walk on. Suddenly, before them is a large British Petrol gas station.)
Umbreon: that must be the place! Hurry!
(Our heroes rush forward and enter the gas station. Behind the counter is Pinkdragonflame)
PDF: all right, what would you like?
Jolteon: ajgfevweyr.
PDF: what? Speak up!
Umbreon: we want a kit kat bar.
PDF: ok.(hands a kit kat bar to Jolteon, who wolfs it down)
Umbreon: how ya feeling?
Jolteon: I can speak! I can speak! (Does some sort of freakish dance)
Umbreon: all right.now that you're cured, how are we gonna get back to FF.net?
Jolteon: I have no idea.
Umbreon: well, we gotta find some way! I don't wanna be trapped here forever!
(Just then, Salamander3 comes in)
Salamander3: boohoo.my muffins.(sniffles) hey, what's Lc's characters doing here? Get back! (Gives them a kick, which semds them all the way to FF.net. how that was achieved I do not know.)
Jolteon: ouch.
Umbreon: well, at least we got home.
Jolteon: yea.
(Camera fades out)
Narrator: and so ends another silly episode of Eskimo Jolteon!
How'd you like this silly story? Please review! ^_^