Author's note: well, my fics will be slowed down a little, as my finals are
coming. (They start on 30/9) AAAAA!!!!! I'M GONNA DIIIIIEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
WHEEEE!!!! 50th Episode!!!!!! ^_^ Oh well, what else.well, I suppose not!
On with the story! ^_^
Eskimo Jolteon Episode 50:
Narrator: wait! We haven't done the disclaimer yet!
(Camera freezes)
Narrator: now who should I get.aha! (Drags out Dawn)
Dawn: what now?
Narrator: do the disclaimer.
Dawn: why me again?
Narrator: dunno. Maybe we sparked off some sorta "disclaimer wars"
Dawn: (shrugging) I don't know. Anyway I'm not doing it.
Narrator: oh yes, you will! I have the Amazing Apple Pie of whatnot! (Holds it up)
Dawn: mmmmm.apple pie.
Narrator: yes! I will give you the apple pie if you do the disclaimer!
Dawn: wheeeee! Lccorp2 does not own pokemon, nor does he own any other characters not created by him. However, he owns this fic and he also owns his Game Boy Advance and his Super Mario Advance 2 cartridge.
Narrator: good. (Tosses the apple pie to Dawn, who runs away with it)
Eskimo Jolteon Episode 50:
A Short, silly Brain-dead fan-fic by Lccorp2. Copyright Lccorp2 2002. ^_^
Narrator (me that is): picture the pokemon world in your head.
Narrator: now focus in a bit in a place above Johto, a place that is always frozen.
Narrator: now focus in on a medium-sized igloo somewhere.
Narrator: STOP!!! ^_^.
(Camera zooms into igloo. We see Jolteon drinking some unidentified substance. Whatever that is, I don't wanna know.)
Jolteon: ahh, nothing better than a drink on a nice day. (Sips from glass)
(Umbreon comes in)
Umbreon: hey, dude. Whatcha doing?
Jolteon: I'm recovering from the effects of Your-talking-crapius, or in other words, being bored out of my skull.
Umbreon: um.ok.so, wanna go to Celadon?
(The world grows dark. A spotlight falls on Jolteon)
Jolteon: (in dramatic voice) WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT BEFORE?!!!!
Narrator: maybe it's because your tiny brain, too muddled with the random and freakish events that have been cast upon you, has eventually given up and shut down operations?
Umbreon: come on, let's go call the others.
(They walk off)
Narrator: and now let me create a pointless diversion.
(The scene changes to Ash walking in some forest yet again.)
Ash: duuhhh.wai are I being luzt in some furest again. (Sees a Shiny Marill) oooOOOoohhh ah Shiny Marill! Ah must haf it! (Runs after the Shiny Marill)
(Ash chases the Shiny Marill around)
Ash: cum bak here, you leetle thingie!
(Suddenly, the ground beneath ash gives way to reveal a pit full of sharpened spikes, on which Ash impales himself on)
Salamander3: (sitting on cloud above) heh heh. (Retrieves clockwork Shiny Marill and winds it up)
Narrator: all right, back to the story.
(The scene changes to our gang of four as they walk along the streets of Celadon)
Vaporeon: wheee! This is so fun. Isn't it, Espie?
Espeon: yes, dear.
Jolteon: can we move on now? Vaporeon's been staring into that restaurant window all day!
Umbreon: sshhh.
(Suddenly, an ominous rumbling starts)
Jolteon: what's that?
Espeon: I have no idea.
Umbreon: (watching people flee in all directions) I have a feeling this isn't gonna be good.
(Suddenly, a huge arcanine steps out of the rubble)
Terrified people of Celadon City: AAIIIEEE!!!!! IT'S DOGZILLA! (They run around in circles)
Dogzilla: woof? (Wags tail and smashes a few more office blocks)
Umbreon: what did I tell you?
Jolteon: that you had a bad feeling?
Espeon: hey guys, wouldn't it be better if we took cover?
Jolteon: good idea.
(They move into the restaurant)
Umbreon: (sitting down on a chair) all right, what do we do now?
Vaporeon: eat! ^^ (Wanders off to find something to eat)
Jolteon: we're in the mid-
Espeon: oh, let her be. She has to eat for more than one, after all.
Jolteon: you're just saying that because she's your wife!
Espeon: (rolls eyes)
Umbreon: hey, cool it! Maybe we could try to think up a plan to stop Dogzilla?
Jolteon: good idea.
(They all sit down and think, amid the destruction that is going on outside)
Narrator: meanwhile.
(The scene changes to FF.net author's lounge. We see everyone just sitting down.)
TCL: I'm bored.
Salamander3: me too.
C9Y: there's simply nothing to do!
Narrator: I agree.
Dawn: I know!
Authors: what?
Dawn: we can have a contest to see who can do the stupidest things!
Pyrovulpix: sounds like a good idea to me.I'll start.
(Pyrovulpix spin jumps around, landing in a sponge cake with icing. How that sponge cake got there cannot be explained by the laws of conventional physics.)
C9Y: I can do better! (Sings "I'm a little teapot" while balancing a car on her head.)
Narrator: heh.(sticks arm into blender and turns it on) wheee! (Hands the blender with it's contents to C9Y) wanna drink?
C9Y: (staring at the place where my arm used to be) um.
Narrator: don't worry, it'll heal all right. So, wanna drink?
C9Y: (faints)
Sal: (eating his clockwork Marill) look, ma! No hands! (Jumps over the Niagara Falls)
(Dawn eats an apple pie)
Sal: how's that supposed to be stupid?
Dawn: I'm so stupid I have no idea what's supposed to be stupid!
Sal: 0_o
TCL: and now, for the grand finale.a presentation by the undisputed queen of insanity!
Sal: is she?
TCL: shut up!
(Suddenly, TCL's Yoshi runs up and swallows her, despite TCL being much larger than the Yoshi.)
Narrator: I don't think that was in the act.
Dawn: (staring) yea.
(TCL's Yoshi lays an egg)
Pyrovulpix: aww, ain't that cute.
(The egg starts to hatch)
Dawn: I wonder.
(The egg hatches, and out pops.)
Narrator: a baby version of TCL?
Dawn: oh dear.
Mini-TCL: (whatever sound baby Lugias make)
Sal: maybe we could restore her with our author powers?
Pyrovulpix: nah, that'd be too easy.
Mini-TCL: (whatever continuous, loud noise baby Lugias make when they are distressed)
Dawn: (slamming paws on her ears) dear Mew! THAT IS AWFUL!
Narrator: my ears are bleeding! (Runs around in circles)
Sal: Get her to stop! I don't care how!
Pyrovulpix: (taking duct tape and taping Mini-TCL's mouth shut) there, all done.
Narrator: whew.(releases paws from ears) oh well. Back to our heroes.
(The scene changes back to our heroes, still in the restaurant.)
Jolteon: so, got any idea how to stop that overgrown Arcanine?
Espeon: nope.
(Camera moves to show Dogzilla in a pile of rubble. By now, the army has arrived, although they do nothing more than annoying Dogzilla.)
Jolteon: where's Vaporeon?
Espeon: I think she's still looking for anything remotely edible.
Umbreon: (pointing) isn't that her out there?
Espeon: (glancing out of window) AAAAA!!!!!
(Camera shifts to show Vaporeon right in front of Dogzilla)
Vaporeon: (in firm, commanding voice) BAD DOG! GO HOME!
(Dogzilla stares at Vaporeon for a while, then runs away, whimpering.)
Espeon: (running out to Vaporeon) dear, what were you doing out here?
Vaporeon: well, it just occurred to me that Dogzilla might be a big dog, but it was still a dog.
Espeon: you could have gotten yourself hurt.
Vaporeon: I know.
Espeon: (hugging Vaporeon) I just don't want to lose you or the babies.
Vaporeon: (nuzzling against Espeon) mmm.
Jolteon: (walking up) well, seems like we can't do much with this place anymore.
Umbreon: so let's go to Saffron!
All: YEAH!
(They walk off)
Narrator: and so ends another episode of Eskimo Jolteon, except for-
(The scene changes back to FF.net. Mini-TCL is still being shut up using duct tape)
C9Y: (flicking through a book titled "taking care of a baby Lugia") wow, this book is really thick.
Narrator: how are we gonna get TCL back to her former self?
Dawn: yeah, or she'll never write another installment of AIADI.
C9Y: will you guys shut up? This bit is interesting.
(Camera fades out)
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Eskimo Jolteon Episode 50:
Narrator: wait! We haven't done the disclaimer yet!
(Camera freezes)
Narrator: now who should I get.aha! (Drags out Dawn)
Dawn: what now?
Narrator: do the disclaimer.
Dawn: why me again?
Narrator: dunno. Maybe we sparked off some sorta "disclaimer wars"
Dawn: (shrugging) I don't know. Anyway I'm not doing it.
Narrator: oh yes, you will! I have the Amazing Apple Pie of whatnot! (Holds it up)
Dawn: mmmmm.apple pie.
Narrator: yes! I will give you the apple pie if you do the disclaimer!
Dawn: wheeeee! Lccorp2 does not own pokemon, nor does he own any other characters not created by him. However, he owns this fic and he also owns his Game Boy Advance and his Super Mario Advance 2 cartridge.
Narrator: good. (Tosses the apple pie to Dawn, who runs away with it)
Eskimo Jolteon Episode 50:
A Short, silly Brain-dead fan-fic by Lccorp2. Copyright Lccorp2 2002. ^_^
Narrator (me that is): picture the pokemon world in your head.
Narrator: now focus in a bit in a place above Johto, a place that is always frozen.
Narrator: now focus in on a medium-sized igloo somewhere.
Narrator: STOP!!! ^_^.
(Camera zooms into igloo. We see Jolteon drinking some unidentified substance. Whatever that is, I don't wanna know.)
Jolteon: ahh, nothing better than a drink on a nice day. (Sips from glass)
(Umbreon comes in)
Umbreon: hey, dude. Whatcha doing?
Jolteon: I'm recovering from the effects of Your-talking-crapius, or in other words, being bored out of my skull.
Umbreon: um.ok.so, wanna go to Celadon?
(The world grows dark. A spotlight falls on Jolteon)
Jolteon: (in dramatic voice) WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT BEFORE?!!!!
Narrator: maybe it's because your tiny brain, too muddled with the random and freakish events that have been cast upon you, has eventually given up and shut down operations?
Umbreon: come on, let's go call the others.
(They walk off)
Narrator: and now let me create a pointless diversion.
(The scene changes to Ash walking in some forest yet again.)
Ash: duuhhh.wai are I being luzt in some furest again. (Sees a Shiny Marill) oooOOOoohhh ah Shiny Marill! Ah must haf it! (Runs after the Shiny Marill)
(Ash chases the Shiny Marill around)
Ash: cum bak here, you leetle thingie!
(Suddenly, the ground beneath ash gives way to reveal a pit full of sharpened spikes, on which Ash impales himself on)
Salamander3: (sitting on cloud above) heh heh. (Retrieves clockwork Shiny Marill and winds it up)
Narrator: all right, back to the story.
(The scene changes to our gang of four as they walk along the streets of Celadon)
Vaporeon: wheee! This is so fun. Isn't it, Espie?
Espeon: yes, dear.
Jolteon: can we move on now? Vaporeon's been staring into that restaurant window all day!
Umbreon: sshhh.
(Suddenly, an ominous rumbling starts)
Jolteon: what's that?
Espeon: I have no idea.
Umbreon: (watching people flee in all directions) I have a feeling this isn't gonna be good.
(Suddenly, a huge arcanine steps out of the rubble)
Terrified people of Celadon City: AAIIIEEE!!!!! IT'S DOGZILLA! (They run around in circles)
Dogzilla: woof? (Wags tail and smashes a few more office blocks)
Umbreon: what did I tell you?
Jolteon: that you had a bad feeling?
Espeon: hey guys, wouldn't it be better if we took cover?
Jolteon: good idea.
(They move into the restaurant)
Umbreon: (sitting down on a chair) all right, what do we do now?
Vaporeon: eat! ^^ (Wanders off to find something to eat)
Jolteon: we're in the mid-
Espeon: oh, let her be. She has to eat for more than one, after all.
Jolteon: you're just saying that because she's your wife!
Espeon: (rolls eyes)
Umbreon: hey, cool it! Maybe we could try to think up a plan to stop Dogzilla?
Jolteon: good idea.
(They all sit down and think, amid the destruction that is going on outside)
Narrator: meanwhile.
(The scene changes to FF.net author's lounge. We see everyone just sitting down.)
TCL: I'm bored.
Salamander3: me too.
C9Y: there's simply nothing to do!
Narrator: I agree.
Dawn: I know!
Authors: what?
Dawn: we can have a contest to see who can do the stupidest things!
Pyrovulpix: sounds like a good idea to me.I'll start.
(Pyrovulpix spin jumps around, landing in a sponge cake with icing. How that sponge cake got there cannot be explained by the laws of conventional physics.)
C9Y: I can do better! (Sings "I'm a little teapot" while balancing a car on her head.)
Narrator: heh.(sticks arm into blender and turns it on) wheee! (Hands the blender with it's contents to C9Y) wanna drink?
C9Y: (staring at the place where my arm used to be) um.
Narrator: don't worry, it'll heal all right. So, wanna drink?
C9Y: (faints)
Sal: (eating his clockwork Marill) look, ma! No hands! (Jumps over the Niagara Falls)
(Dawn eats an apple pie)
Sal: how's that supposed to be stupid?
Dawn: I'm so stupid I have no idea what's supposed to be stupid!
Sal: 0_o
TCL: and now, for the grand finale.a presentation by the undisputed queen of insanity!
Sal: is she?
TCL: shut up!
(Suddenly, TCL's Yoshi runs up and swallows her, despite TCL being much larger than the Yoshi.)
Narrator: I don't think that was in the act.
Dawn: (staring) yea.
(TCL's Yoshi lays an egg)
Pyrovulpix: aww, ain't that cute.
(The egg starts to hatch)
Dawn: I wonder.
(The egg hatches, and out pops.)
Narrator: a baby version of TCL?
Dawn: oh dear.
Mini-TCL: (whatever sound baby Lugias make)
Sal: maybe we could restore her with our author powers?
Pyrovulpix: nah, that'd be too easy.
Mini-TCL: (whatever continuous, loud noise baby Lugias make when they are distressed)
Dawn: (slamming paws on her ears) dear Mew! THAT IS AWFUL!
Narrator: my ears are bleeding! (Runs around in circles)
Sal: Get her to stop! I don't care how!
Pyrovulpix: (taking duct tape and taping Mini-TCL's mouth shut) there, all done.
Narrator: whew.(releases paws from ears) oh well. Back to our heroes.
(The scene changes back to our heroes, still in the restaurant.)
Jolteon: so, got any idea how to stop that overgrown Arcanine?
Espeon: nope.
(Camera moves to show Dogzilla in a pile of rubble. By now, the army has arrived, although they do nothing more than annoying Dogzilla.)
Jolteon: where's Vaporeon?
Espeon: I think she's still looking for anything remotely edible.
Umbreon: (pointing) isn't that her out there?
Espeon: (glancing out of window) AAAAA!!!!!
(Camera shifts to show Vaporeon right in front of Dogzilla)
Vaporeon: (in firm, commanding voice) BAD DOG! GO HOME!
(Dogzilla stares at Vaporeon for a while, then runs away, whimpering.)
Espeon: (running out to Vaporeon) dear, what were you doing out here?
Vaporeon: well, it just occurred to me that Dogzilla might be a big dog, but it was still a dog.
Espeon: you could have gotten yourself hurt.
Vaporeon: I know.
Espeon: (hugging Vaporeon) I just don't want to lose you or the babies.
Vaporeon: (nuzzling against Espeon) mmm.
Jolteon: (walking up) well, seems like we can't do much with this place anymore.
Umbreon: so let's go to Saffron!
All: YEAH!
(They walk off)
Narrator: and so ends another episode of Eskimo Jolteon, except for-
(The scene changes back to FF.net. Mini-TCL is still being shut up using duct tape)
C9Y: (flicking through a book titled "taking care of a baby Lugia") wow, this book is really thick.
Narrator: how are we gonna get TCL back to her former self?
Dawn: yeah, or she'll never write another installment of AIADI.
C9Y: will you guys shut up? This bit is interesting.
(Camera fades out)
How'd you like this silly story? Please review! ^_^