Disclaimer: Nope, Inu-Yasha's not mine so you would get much if you sue me...

I was listening to Weird Al one day when I came across this song. I messed with it a little and found it perfect for a Kikyo/Inu-Yasha relationship songfic! Or at least what I think is happening here. Major dissing, just so you know. Kikyo lovers, go somewhere else.

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You don't Love Me Anymore

We've been together for so very long

But now things are changing,

Oh I wonder what's wrong?

Seems you don't want me around

The passion is gone and the flame's died down

I guess I lost a little bit of self-esteem

That time that you nailed me to a tree in my dream

You used to think I was nice

Now you've decided I'm a parasite

Oh, why did you try to drag me to Hell

That kind of thing is hard to ignore

Got a funny feeling you don't love me anymore

I knew that we were having problems when

You nearly pinned me to that once again

You're still the light of my life

Oh darling, I'm begging

Won't you put down that knife?

You know, I even think it's kinda cute the way

You poison my Ramen just a little each day

I still remember the way that you laughed

When you nearly drowned me in the bath

Oh, if you don't mind me asking, what's this poisonous cobra

Doing on Kag's dining room floor?

Sometimes I get to thinking you don't love me anymore

You slammed my face down on that porcupine's quills

Now my scars are all healing, but my heart never will

You set my hair on fire

You pulled out my chest hairs with an old pair of pliers

Oh, you think I'm ugly and you say I'm cheap

You shaved off my eyebrows while I was asleep

You stabbed a hole in my head

Then you dumped me in a muddy ditch and left me for dead

Oh, you know this really isn't like you at all

You never acted this way before

Honey, something tells me you don't love me anymore

Oh no no

Got a funny feeling you don't love me anymore