Link, The Idiot of Time
by LiLZelda
Disclaimer: I do NOT own Zelda… I HATE THAT PART!!!
~SCENCE ONE~ Hidey HO! It's Navi!!!…and some other freaky characters
Great Deku Tree: Navi? Navi where art thou?
Navi: Hi Deku! Want me too water the cow again?
GDT: you mean the lawn?
Navi: no, I mean the cow
GDT: lawn
Navi: cow
GDT: lawn
Navi: cow
GDT: lawn
Navi: pickles
GDT:…?
Navi: forget it. What do you want me to do?
GDT: go get the boy who has no fairy
Navi: which boy?
GDT: the one who has no fairy
Navi: huh?
GDT: what?
Navi: where do I find him?
GDT: *sigh* in my @$$
Navi: okay, kind of weird place to keep a kid though… (starts too fly around…)
GDT: NAVI!!
Navi: what?
GDT: I WAS BEING SACASTIC!!!
Navi: ew, Deku that was a sick joke
GDT: no kidding, anyhoot he lives in a tree
Navi: Deku?
GDT: yes, oh annoying one?
Navi: they all live in trees, wait maybe not ALL of them, some of them live in stumps or on the rare occasion some of them live in huts, like the three know it all brothers, take them for example… ever wonder where they get all that information I wonder where they get that information, and boy are they annoying they just talk and talk and talk and talk and talk and talk and---
GDT: (in annoyed tone) Navi… (navi doesn't hear him, heck she's practically ignoring the guy)
Navi: ---and talk and talk, I can't take how they talk so much and then you have to wait and wait and wait and wait until there done and then you just hear them talk and talk and talk and talk and talk and talk and talk some more!! Can you believe it? Deku? DEKU?
GDT: (asleep) *snore, grunt, snore*
Navi: DEKUUUUUUUUUUUUUU?!!!
GDT: *snore, drool, snore, grunt*
Navi: aw heck I'll go get Link the boy with no fairy who lives in this tall corny tree house… (pause) uh I'll go now (goes) la dum dum LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (crashes into the fence) OW! OH @#$%^&^ stupid fence (goes into Link's house)
Link: *snore, snore, drool, grunt*
Navi: oh great. *ahem* hey! look! hey! monkey! skittles! 23 percent!
Link: huh? (sees Navi) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Navi: calm down!!
Link: WHAT THE HELLECK??? WHAT THE FRISSLEDORF???? WHAT ARE YOU????
Navi: I'm Barney the purple dinosaur
Link: well, hey Barney you sure lost alot of weight… a lot, anyhoot you sure don't look purple and you really don't look like a dinosaur
Navi: YOU ARSE!!!!!!!!!
Link: what?
Navi: I WAS BEING SACASTIC!!!! *ahem* my name is Navi, the fairy
Link: oh, well in that case my name is Tarzan King of the Jungle
(awkward pause)
Navi: uhh, no seriously what's your name?
Link: Link
Navi: well Link I have good news for you… YOU'RE GOING TO SEE THE DEKU TREE
Link: HUH? WHO TOLD YOU???!!!!! (foam starts coming out of his mouth) I DIND'T KILL HIM, IT WAS MIDO HE DID IT!!!!!!! I'M INNOCENT!!!!! I-N-N-O-C-E-N-T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PLEASE I BEG OF YOU DON'T KILL ME TOO, IT'S NOT LIKE I'M SAYING I KILLED FIDO EVEN THOUGH HE WAS ANNOYING ME TOO HECK YESTERDAY CALLING ME FAIRY BOY (cringes) BUT I DIDN'T DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!! (laughs insanely) {A/n: sorry for anyone who had that idea first}
Navi: …uh, no he just wants to tell you something…else
Link: (calm) oh…since you put it that way…LET'S GO!!!!
(they go outside and to find dun dun dunnnn Saria running towards them)
Saria: YAOWDY! Link what are you doing?
Link: yaowdy?
Saria: a combination of yahoo and howdy
Link: pick one
Saria: yaowdy
Link: Oy (slaps forehead) anyhoot we're going to see the Deku Tree
Saria: okay, I'll be right back…
Link: not you
Saria: who?
Link: (points to Navi) her
Saria: (points to Navi) her?
Navi: (points to herself) me?
Link: yes you
Saria: who?
Navi: me!
Link: what?
Navi: her (points to Saria)
Saria: me (points at herself)
Link: huh??
(very awkward pause)
Saria: gee, I didn't know you had a fairy you're so lucky to be seeing the Deku Tree, well I wait for you here
Navi: who?
Saria: you
Navi: me?
Saria: no him (points to Link)
Navi: what?
Link: I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! (runs away)
Navi: WAIT!!!! (goes after Link)
Link: (sucking his thumb and rocking back and forth) can't take any more FRISSLEDORFING it is driving me CRAZY I don't know why I'm saying random words ALOUD
Navi: Link are you okay?
Elephant: well, Navi what do you think?
Navi: I don't know Elephant who just randomly appeared out of nowhere what do you think?
Elephant: call me Hannibelik or if you want this fic to make more sense call me McDowell
Navi: I'll go with Hannibelik
Hannibelik: bye (leaves)
Navi: …
Link: (back to normal…or at least what's normal for him) …well uh let's go
Navi: huh?! Oh yeah!!! (they leave)
Kokiri on the roof: hey! Link up here! (waves)
Link: why are you on the roof?
Kokiri on the roof: uhh that's a good question I'll go put it on my list of questions to ask the producer of this game (takes out a small notepad, starts writing the question down) okay let's see… question number 256 'why am I on a roof?' (puts the notepad back) okay so anyhoot, Link… whatcha doing?? (nobody's down there) Link? LINK?!!
Link: (behind her) BOO!!!!
Kokiri on the roof: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! (falls)
SFX guy: SPLAT!!!
Link: ha ha sucker… (takes the notepad) yea! Now I Link the GREAT will RULE YOU ALL WITH THIS NOTEPAD FROM (pauses
for a minute to read the notepad company) STAPLES MUHAHHAHAHHAHAHHA (ominous thunder and lighting)
Navi: Link? (Link ignores her) LINK?!
(ominous thunder and lighting stop Link turns sane (well…not COMPLETELY sane)
Link: yes Navi?
Navi: could we go??
Link: …okay (gets off the roof and goes towards the entrance, only to find dun dun…DUNNNNNN…Mido)
Mido: hey!! Mr. No- Fairy where do you think you're going??!!
Link: Mr. No- Fairy???
Mido: …what?
Link: huh?
Mido: huh?
Link: what?
Navi: AGH!!
Link and Mido: (turn to navi) what?
Navi: okay Mido move
Mido: why should I miss no human?
(long pause)
Mido: *ah-EM* well uh… (in a hillbilly voice) ya'll have to git the sword and er shield *hic* (Navi and Link are already gone traumatized by the fact that Mido can make his voice like a hillbilly… wait until they get to Lon lon Ranch *hic*) (Mido puts on his normal voice) ha ha that's gonna keep them away for a while (insane hillbilly laugh and dance)
(meanwhile…)
Link: wow, I'm horribly traumatized by the fact that Mido made his voice… (trails off) sound like a… hillbilly (pause) anyhoot what do we do next Navi?
Navi: um… (sounds like she's a perky smart @$$ who just discovered something special) I know why don't we… (in a insane voice) GET THE SWORD AND SHIELD (back to normal state) let's go!!
Link: (freezes)
Navi: what's wrong?
Link: (eyes twitch and says in a zombiesih tone:) Must… go… see… Saria… for no… APPEARENT REASON (goes, Navi follows)
Saria: (listening to some Goth song on the radio)
I must… CEASE TO LIVE
I will… CEASE TO LIVE
Dark clouds… FILL MY DAY… with misery … misery (sees Link) oh shit (turns off music and goes back to regular perky self)
YAOWDY!! Link what is it??
Link: (in babyish voice) Mido won't let me in WAAAAAIIIIIII!!!!!
Saria: oh my good golly gosh that jerk… wait till Wednesday
Link: Wednesday?
Saria: I usually go to his house… for a uh…meeting
Link: SARIA THIS IS A PG-PG13 RATED FIC!!!!
Saria: yes I know … all the Kokiri go to Mido's house for a meeting on Wednesday
Link: oh… so you don't… you know…
Saria: no… (grins evilly) well maybe not ALL the time… BWHAHHAHAHA (ominous thunder and lighting flash)
(Link and Navi get psyched out and run away)
Saria: (all things stop except for the ominous thunder and lighting Saria changes into some Goth cloths and turns on the radio to that same Goth song)
I will… CEASE TO LIVE
I must… CEASE TO LIVE
Dark clouds… FILL MY DAY… with misery… misery…
(meanwhile…)
Link: what in the name of the frickty frick was that?
Navi: (zoned out) I don't know… (in perky tone) but it was kind of funny…(zoned out again) but fricky
Link: fricky?
Navi: freaky
Link: huh?
Navi: what?
(oh no not AGAIN!!!)
Link: what?
Navi: huh?
(suddenly a elephant falls out of the sky and lands inbetween them)
Link and Navi: HUH?
Elephant: there coming there coming
Link: …do you think the author is well… high?
Navi: either that or she ate ALOT of sugar
Elephant: there coming there coming
Navi: who the frissledorf is coming??!!
Link: hey! That's my word!!
Elephant: aliens are attacking my elephant planet… JAJA
Link: JAJA?
Navi: his planet
Link: huh?
Navi: what?
Elephant: frissledorf?
Link: THAT'S MY WORD!!!!
Navi; anyhoot who the helleck are you random elephant sir? (the random elephant sir is gone) O.O;;; this is turning out to be one HECK of a story…
Link: your telling me…
(they go near the entrance of the little tunnel to find that crazy punching kicking Kokiri)
Punching kicking Kokiri: hi (punch) Link (kick) how (kick punch) you doing? (kick punch kick)
Link: well I'll tell you once you stop the fricking kick boxing moves that are obiosly no use because the monsters are outside of this forest… (pause) uh could you stop now?
Punching kicking Kokiri: I (punch) can't (kick) stop it (punch kick kick punch)
Link: oh Frissledorf you
Punching kicking Kokiri: (automatically stops) say that… again
Link: you?
Punching kicking Kokiri: no
Link: oh?
Punching kicking Kokiri: no
Link: fricking kick boxing moves?
Punching kicking Kokiri: (statrs to get annoyed) NO
Link: what?
Punching Kicking Kokiri: huh?
Link: what?
Punching Kicking Kokiri: what?
Navi: Hannabelik?
Hannabelik: Navi?
Navi: Link?
Link: Saria?
Saria:
I must… CEASE TO LIVE--- uh I mean *ahem* Mido? (goes back to siging)
Mido: (in hillbilly voice) Pa?
Pa: Mido?
Mido: (in hillbilly voice still) Ma?
Ma: Milk?
Milk: (rustles in the bucket… Translation: George Bush?)
George Bush: Jakie Chan?
Jakie Chan: egg roll?
egg roll: (rolls… Translation: milk?)
Milk: (rustles… Translation: Bill Gates?)
Bill Gates: Hannabelik?
Hannabeilk: Navi?
Navi: Link?
Link: WHAT????
Navi: Bill Gates?
Bill Gates: Link?
Link: FRISSLEDORF??
Frissledorf: Camryn Diaz ?
Camryn Diaz: Punching Kicking Kokiri?
Punging Kikcking Kokiri: author?
Author: Frissledrof?
Link: STOP STEALING MY FRICKIN WORD!!!!
(back to the story…)
Navi: gee, that was very much uncalled for
Link: uh huh
Navi: uh, why don't we go in that oddly small tunnel
Link: k (goes though the hole) holy cow why the frick is the whole so oddly SMALL!!!!!!!
Navi: stop it Link
Link: What?
Navi:if we want our sugur eating pot smoking author to get good reviews we have to quit with redundant-ness
Link: but Navi don't (bonk head on the tunnel ceiling) OW! *ahem* don't we want our author to get BAD reviews (winks)
Navi: I don't think so and what's wrong with our eye Link?
Link: oy. (slaps foreshead and bangs head on tunnels ceiling) OW! Stupid FRICKIN tunnel (gets out of the tunnel)
Navi: what the frissle--- I mean what the frick is this frickty frick place?
(a rap star comes out of nowhere)
Rap star: whaz up!!!!!!
Link: DAWG!!!!
Rap star: HOME BOY!!!!!
Rap star and Link: (turn to Navi) FOO'!!!!!!!
Navi: SHUT YO MOUTH {A/n: for anyone's word that oringally was my very big apoligies}
Rap star: YO!!! I LIKE THAT WORD YO!!!!!! FRICK!!!! (starts singing werid song)
Frick to the frick to the fricky frick (starts breakdacing and just… disappears)
Link and Navi: …
Navi: something is SERIOUSLY wrong with the author … let's go…
(they start to head towards the traseuse chest in the very easy simple maze that took me two days to figure out how to get though, when suddenly …. The boulder comes rushing towards them Inianna Jones music starts playing and a scence from the boulder chasing part emerges everything goes to slow motion…)
Link: (is about feet away from the tressure chest Navi is by his side, he's holding on to his cap the bolder is right behind him) NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (inches away from the tresure chest Link dives for it and grabs on the bolder turns the regular corner and sped turns back to normal) *phew* the cllllllllllooooooooooossssssssseeee glad I got that off my back… or something…
Navi: we're SO dead
Link: why?
Navi: YOU ARSE!!!!!
Link: (cringes) what is it?
Navi: that was a copyright… we didn't pay (in the backgroud you can hear the crew scearming bloody murder and things like 'get my LAWYER!!!!') we're DOOMED!!!!!!! D-O-O-M-E-D!!!!!!!!!!!
Link: NAVI!!!!
Navi: what?
Link: the guy who plays Indianna Jones is probably 99 he won't even care… hopefully…
Navi: (blows nose with a kleenx tissue and throws it there, goes back to self) open the chest
Link: NAVI YOU PREV!!!!!
Navi: what?
Link: for the love of frissledorf, you know… open the chest (points to his chest) YOU PREV!!!!!
Navi: (gets it) OOOOOHHH EWWWW!!!!!! I meant the tresure chest behind you…
Link: (turns around) what chest?
Navi: WHAT do you mean!!!! the chest right (looks behind Link… there is no chest) … behind…you? WHAT THE??!!!!!
Link: hey look!! (there's a note a spyglass is next to it he grabs it starts to read) Dear---
Navi: Read it read it!!!!!
Link: 00; that was the idea… *ahem* Dear Star and Co-star----
Navi: CO-STAR???!!!! OH OF ALL THE NERVE---!!!
Link: STUT UP MINOR!!!!!
Navi: (grumbling)
Link: anyhoot, dear star and co-star, since we couldn't (or didn't bother to) get a bigger treasure chest we regret (YEA RIGHT!!!) to inform you that Navi the minor~Navi:HEY!!~ will have to open the chest… thanks and good frissledorfing day ~Link: StOP STEALING MY WORD!!~ the author
Navi: oh… what's the spy glass for??
(Sherlock Homes comes on the scene)
Sherlock Homes: ((SH) in British accent) well ello' chaps! I'll be taking that if you don't mind… (takes spyglass) I'm off to solve the mystery of the myteris appearing elephants…
Link: I know why there appearing…
SH: no,no, No need to fret chap Sherlock Homes will solve it
Link: but I---
SH: no need for that
Link: but---
SH: I best be going…
Link: k
(two mintues later)
Link: uhhh could you go now?
(SH is gone… he was gone at the first second)
Navi: … could we open the chest now?
Link: k… go ahead…
Navi: …
Link: GO!!!
Navi: …
Link: GO!!!
Navi: …
(this continus for about a half hour when suddenly… ANOTHER ELEPHANT FALLS)
Link and Navi: HUH?
Elephant: …AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH (stamps on the treasue chest it breaks elephant diappers)
Link: NNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! It… (perky) hey look the sword!!! ( the sword is lying on the ground Link picks it up)
(cool techno music starts playng to signal that Link got something… Link and Navi start dancing, music stops they stop dancing)
Link: …Wow… our author IS high…
Navi: or… she ate ALOT of sugar…
Link: high
Navi: sugar
Link: high
Navi: sugar
Link: high
Navi: sugar
Link: frissledorf
Navi: sugar
Link: …high
Navi: sugar
(rap star appears out of nowhere)
Link: DAWG!!!
Rap star: HOME BOY!!!
Rap star and Link: (turn to Navi) FOO'!!!!!
Navi: SHUT YO MOUTH!!!
Rap star: yo DAWG and (turns to Navi) FOO' I have a song… check it out: (starts singing new rap song… DON'T LOOK AT ME YOU MAKE UP THE TUNE)
It's sugar high ooooooooh yeah
Cuz it's sugar high ooooooooooooh yeah
(starts break dancing and just… diappears)
Link: ………………
Navi:…………………
(two elephants appear out of nowhere)
Navi: man this author has some serious case of writers block
Link: frissledorf
Elephant 1: HIIIIIIIIIIII MYYYY NAMMEEEE ISSS DERANGO!!!!
Elephant 2: bob
Navi: what?
Elephant 2: don't be a helleck what's your name
Link: what is it with my words…
Elepahnt 1: frissledorf
Link: (pschyo mode) DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!! (bashes elephant on the head with a hammer, elephant… falls unconscious, a little girl with devil horns appears)
Random Devil: hi
Navi: what the pickle moose?!!!
Link: PICKLE MOOSE?!
Navi: a fairy can make up her own words can't she??
Link: you're a boy??
(long pause)
Random Devil: hi
Navi: what's your name?
Link: Link
Navi: not you!!!
Link: who
Navi: (points to the Devil Kid…or something) her…I mean 'it'
Random Devil: it?
Navi: you
Random Devil: me?
Link: no
Navi: huh?
(a Angel appears out of nowhere)
Random Devil: AAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHH!!!!
Random Angel: MWHA I have found you by…
Chours: (in angelic voices) THE POWERS OF GOOD
Random Angel: that is right
Random Devil: well I will defeat you with my FIST OF FIRE!!!
Chours: DUN DUN DUNNNNN
Random Angel: hark!! That is no match for…
Chours: (angelic voices) THE POWERS OF GOOD
Random Angel: no
Everyone: no?
Random Angel: no, this is no macth for… TOM CRUISE!!!
Everyone: Tom Cruise?
Random Angel: yeah… who elese? (disappears)
Link: we're completey losing the plotline
Navi: the author is REALLY desperate for a good fic huh?
Link: (nods)
Navi: well do to the fact that we wasted our life in here I think we should go…
Link: yep… OH NO!!!!
Navi: what?
Link: get ready
Navi: WHAT?!!
Link: Indianna Jones scene again
Navi: oh hell
(Indaianna jones scene starts… IMAGINE OUR OWN!!!!)
Link: (crawls out of tunnel, freezes in tracks) uh oh…
Navi: What? What?
Link: it's-- I--Idianna Jones (points to a OLD man in a wheelchair oxygen tubes are in his nose oxygen tank is in the back of him an IV bag is beside him and fluid is running though him in tubes in his veins)
Navi: wow Link you were right he's OLD
(indianna jones comes over… VERY SSSSSSSLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOWWWWWWWYYYY)
Idianna Jones: ((IJ) in a granpaish voice) hey there sonny you must be Link and his co- star Navi the minor
Navi: (grumbles)
IJ: anyway… you have committed a copyright
Navi: (starts freaking out) I KNEW IT!!!!! I KNEW IT!!!!!!! (foam starts coming out of her mouth) YOU DIDN'T BELIVE ME BUT I KNEW IT I KNEWW IT!!!!!!!!!!!!
IJ: …
Navi: (still in psyshco mode) DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE (grabs wheelchair and throws it into the air)
IJ: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII'LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL GGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTTT YYYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUU NNNNNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVVVVVVVVVVVIIIIIIIIIIII TTTTTTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Link:…
Navi: could we go now?
Link: no
Navi: why?
Link: huh
Navi: what?
(elephant falls out of the sky)
Link and Navi: HUH?
Elephant: there coming there coming
Link: this elephant seems familiar
Navi: don't all of them?
Elephant: JAJA
Link: your planet right?
Elephant: what
Link: huh
Navi: helleck
Link: frissledorf
Elephant: smelckepoo
Link: STOP STEALING MY FRICKING WORD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Navi: since when did smecklepoo become your word?
Link: since elephants started falling out of the sky
Navi: so… two hours and twenty seconds ago?
Link: mainly, yeah
Navi: idiot
Link: yes…yes I am
(on the planet JAJA 2,00,000,000 light years ahead)
Elephant 1: HAAAHHAAA silly fools… there not even aware of our plan HAAHAA
Elephant 2: but sir we're not even aware of our plan… we don't even have one
Elephant 1: Shut up Killamonjaro
Elephant 2: yes Sir Himalayia
Sir Himalayia: once we think up a master plan…I Sir Himalayia will rule the world-
Killamonjaro: uh sir Himalayia?
Sir Himalayia: WHAT IS IT MINOR??!!!
Killamonjaro: why are we named after mountains?
Sir Himalayia: good question… SHERLOCK!!
(Sherlock (SH) Homes walks onto the scene)
SH: yes freaky elephant chap?
Sir Himalayia: go find out why were named after mountains
SH: how much do I get?
Sir Himalayia: how much do you want?
SH: how much do you have?
Sir Himalayia: 600 rupees
SH: 900
Sir Himalayia: 300
SH: 800
Sir Himalayia: 450
SH: ONE RUPEE AND THAT'S MY FINAL OFFER!!!
Sir Himalayia: one rupee it is… here ya go (hands the poor suker SH the rupee) now go boy go!!!
SH: arf! Arf! (goes)
Sir Himalayia: sucker
(Kokiri Forest)
Link: so we got the sword… now all we need is a Milky way (grabs a candy bar from his pocket eats it) yum
Navi: how many rupees ya got?
Link: zero… (looks paranoid) why?
Navi: we need to buy the shield
Link: why
Navi: so Mido can let us in
Link: why
Navi: so we can finish this chapter
Link: why
Navi: so I could watch 'All my Children'
Link: why
Navi: so we can both get on with our lives
Link: why
Navi: so I can jump off a cliff and still live because I have wings
Link: why
Navi: so you can get sued by Indianna Jones
Link: why
Navi: so the author can get a spelcalist for writers block
Link: why
Navi: so the elephants have a nice home to live when they squash us all like bugs
Link: why
Navi: so I can tell the Deku Tree I actually completed his sorry little tasks
Link: why
Navi: so you could stop be such a idiot
Link: why
Navi: so Bill Gates can make more money
Link: why
Navi: so I don't turn goth
Link: why
Navi: so I don't strangle you
Link: why
Navi: why
Link: Navi?
Navi: yes Link?
Link: why
Navi: because
Link: why
Navi: because
Link: why
Navi: because
Link: because
Navi: Link?
Link: yes?
Navi: could we go now
Link: k
by LiLZelda
Disclaimer: I do NOT own Zelda… I HATE THAT PART!!!
~SCENCE ONE~ Hidey HO! It's Navi!!!…and some other freaky characters
Great Deku Tree: Navi? Navi where art thou?
Navi: Hi Deku! Want me too water the cow again?
GDT: you mean the lawn?
Navi: no, I mean the cow
GDT: lawn
Navi: cow
GDT: lawn
Navi: cow
GDT: lawn
Navi: pickles
GDT:…?
Navi: forget it. What do you want me to do?
GDT: go get the boy who has no fairy
Navi: which boy?
GDT: the one who has no fairy
Navi: huh?
GDT: what?
Navi: where do I find him?
GDT: *sigh* in my @$$
Navi: okay, kind of weird place to keep a kid though… (starts too fly around…)
GDT: NAVI!!
Navi: what?
GDT: I WAS BEING SACASTIC!!!
Navi: ew, Deku that was a sick joke
GDT: no kidding, anyhoot he lives in a tree
Navi: Deku?
GDT: yes, oh annoying one?
Navi: they all live in trees, wait maybe not ALL of them, some of them live in stumps or on the rare occasion some of them live in huts, like the three know it all brothers, take them for example… ever wonder where they get all that information I wonder where they get that information, and boy are they annoying they just talk and talk and talk and talk and talk and talk and---
GDT: (in annoyed tone) Navi… (navi doesn't hear him, heck she's practically ignoring the guy)
Navi: ---and talk and talk, I can't take how they talk so much and then you have to wait and wait and wait and wait until there done and then you just hear them talk and talk and talk and talk and talk and talk and talk some more!! Can you believe it? Deku? DEKU?
GDT: (asleep) *snore, grunt, snore*
Navi: DEKUUUUUUUUUUUUUU?!!!
GDT: *snore, drool, snore, grunt*
Navi: aw heck I'll go get Link the boy with no fairy who lives in this tall corny tree house… (pause) uh I'll go now (goes) la dum dum LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (crashes into the fence) OW! OH @#$%^&^ stupid fence (goes into Link's house)
Link: *snore, snore, drool, grunt*
Navi: oh great. *ahem* hey! look! hey! monkey! skittles! 23 percent!
Link: huh? (sees Navi) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Navi: calm down!!
Link: WHAT THE HELLECK??? WHAT THE FRISSLEDORF???? WHAT ARE YOU????
Navi: I'm Barney the purple dinosaur
Link: well, hey Barney you sure lost alot of weight… a lot, anyhoot you sure don't look purple and you really don't look like a dinosaur
Navi: YOU ARSE!!!!!!!!!
Link: what?
Navi: I WAS BEING SACASTIC!!!! *ahem* my name is Navi, the fairy
Link: oh, well in that case my name is Tarzan King of the Jungle
(awkward pause)
Navi: uhh, no seriously what's your name?
Link: Link
Navi: well Link I have good news for you… YOU'RE GOING TO SEE THE DEKU TREE
Link: HUH? WHO TOLD YOU???!!!!! (foam starts coming out of his mouth) I DIND'T KILL HIM, IT WAS MIDO HE DID IT!!!!!!! I'M INNOCENT!!!!! I-N-N-O-C-E-N-T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PLEASE I BEG OF YOU DON'T KILL ME TOO, IT'S NOT LIKE I'M SAYING I KILLED FIDO EVEN THOUGH HE WAS ANNOYING ME TOO HECK YESTERDAY CALLING ME FAIRY BOY (cringes) BUT I DIDN'T DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!! (laughs insanely) {A/n: sorry for anyone who had that idea first}
Navi: …uh, no he just wants to tell you something…else
Link: (calm) oh…since you put it that way…LET'S GO!!!!
(they go outside and to find dun dun dunnnn Saria running towards them)
Saria: YAOWDY! Link what are you doing?
Link: yaowdy?
Saria: a combination of yahoo and howdy
Link: pick one
Saria: yaowdy
Link: Oy (slaps forehead) anyhoot we're going to see the Deku Tree
Saria: okay, I'll be right back…
Link: not you
Saria: who?
Link: (points to Navi) her
Saria: (points to Navi) her?
Navi: (points to herself) me?
Link: yes you
Saria: who?
Navi: me!
Link: what?
Navi: her (points to Saria)
Saria: me (points at herself)
Link: huh??
(very awkward pause)
Saria: gee, I didn't know you had a fairy you're so lucky to be seeing the Deku Tree, well I wait for you here
Navi: who?
Saria: you
Navi: me?
Saria: no him (points to Link)
Navi: what?
Link: I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! (runs away)
Navi: WAIT!!!! (goes after Link)
Link: (sucking his thumb and rocking back and forth) can't take any more FRISSLEDORFING it is driving me CRAZY I don't know why I'm saying random words ALOUD
Navi: Link are you okay?
Elephant: well, Navi what do you think?
Navi: I don't know Elephant who just randomly appeared out of nowhere what do you think?
Elephant: call me Hannibelik or if you want this fic to make more sense call me McDowell
Navi: I'll go with Hannibelik
Hannibelik: bye (leaves)
Navi: …
Link: (back to normal…or at least what's normal for him) …well uh let's go
Navi: huh?! Oh yeah!!! (they leave)
Kokiri on the roof: hey! Link up here! (waves)
Link: why are you on the roof?
Kokiri on the roof: uhh that's a good question I'll go put it on my list of questions to ask the producer of this game (takes out a small notepad, starts writing the question down) okay let's see… question number 256 'why am I on a roof?' (puts the notepad back) okay so anyhoot, Link… whatcha doing?? (nobody's down there) Link? LINK?!!
Link: (behind her) BOO!!!!
Kokiri on the roof: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! (falls)
SFX guy: SPLAT!!!
Link: ha ha sucker… (takes the notepad) yea! Now I Link the GREAT will RULE YOU ALL WITH THIS NOTEPAD FROM (pauses
for a minute to read the notepad company) STAPLES MUHAHHAHAHHAHAHHA (ominous thunder and lighting)
Navi: Link? (Link ignores her) LINK?!
(ominous thunder and lighting stop Link turns sane (well…not COMPLETELY sane)
Link: yes Navi?
Navi: could we go??
Link: …okay (gets off the roof and goes towards the entrance, only to find dun dun…DUNNNNNN…Mido)
Mido: hey!! Mr. No- Fairy where do you think you're going??!!
Link: Mr. No- Fairy???
Mido: …what?
Link: huh?
Mido: huh?
Link: what?
Navi: AGH!!
Link and Mido: (turn to navi) what?
Navi: okay Mido move
Mido: why should I miss no human?
(long pause)
Mido: *ah-EM* well uh… (in a hillbilly voice) ya'll have to git the sword and er shield *hic* (Navi and Link are already gone traumatized by the fact that Mido can make his voice like a hillbilly… wait until they get to Lon lon Ranch *hic*) (Mido puts on his normal voice) ha ha that's gonna keep them away for a while (insane hillbilly laugh and dance)
(meanwhile…)
Link: wow, I'm horribly traumatized by the fact that Mido made his voice… (trails off) sound like a… hillbilly (pause) anyhoot what do we do next Navi?
Navi: um… (sounds like she's a perky smart @$$ who just discovered something special) I know why don't we… (in a insane voice) GET THE SWORD AND SHIELD (back to normal state) let's go!!
Link: (freezes)
Navi: what's wrong?
Link: (eyes twitch and says in a zombiesih tone:) Must… go… see… Saria… for no… APPEARENT REASON (goes, Navi follows)
Saria: (listening to some Goth song on the radio)
I must… CEASE TO LIVE
I will… CEASE TO LIVE
Dark clouds… FILL MY DAY… with misery … misery (sees Link) oh shit (turns off music and goes back to regular perky self)
YAOWDY!! Link what is it??
Link: (in babyish voice) Mido won't let me in WAAAAAIIIIIII!!!!!
Saria: oh my good golly gosh that jerk… wait till Wednesday
Link: Wednesday?
Saria: I usually go to his house… for a uh…meeting
Link: SARIA THIS IS A PG-PG13 RATED FIC!!!!
Saria: yes I know … all the Kokiri go to Mido's house for a meeting on Wednesday
Link: oh… so you don't… you know…
Saria: no… (grins evilly) well maybe not ALL the time… BWHAHHAHAHA (ominous thunder and lighting flash)
(Link and Navi get psyched out and run away)
Saria: (all things stop except for the ominous thunder and lighting Saria changes into some Goth cloths and turns on the radio to that same Goth song)
I will… CEASE TO LIVE
I must… CEASE TO LIVE
Dark clouds… FILL MY DAY… with misery… misery…
(meanwhile…)
Link: what in the name of the frickty frick was that?
Navi: (zoned out) I don't know… (in perky tone) but it was kind of funny…(zoned out again) but fricky
Link: fricky?
Navi: freaky
Link: huh?
Navi: what?
(oh no not AGAIN!!!)
Link: what?
Navi: huh?
(suddenly a elephant falls out of the sky and lands inbetween them)
Link and Navi: HUH?
Elephant: there coming there coming
Link: …do you think the author is well… high?
Navi: either that or she ate ALOT of sugar
Elephant: there coming there coming
Navi: who the frissledorf is coming??!!
Link: hey! That's my word!!
Elephant: aliens are attacking my elephant planet… JAJA
Link: JAJA?
Navi: his planet
Link: huh?
Navi: what?
Elephant: frissledorf?
Link: THAT'S MY WORD!!!!
Navi; anyhoot who the helleck are you random elephant sir? (the random elephant sir is gone) O.O;;; this is turning out to be one HECK of a story…
Link: your telling me…
(they go near the entrance of the little tunnel to find that crazy punching kicking Kokiri)
Punching kicking Kokiri: hi (punch) Link (kick) how (kick punch) you doing? (kick punch kick)
Link: well I'll tell you once you stop the fricking kick boxing moves that are obiosly no use because the monsters are outside of this forest… (pause) uh could you stop now?
Punching kicking Kokiri: I (punch) can't (kick) stop it (punch kick kick punch)
Link: oh Frissledorf you
Punching kicking Kokiri: (automatically stops) say that… again
Link: you?
Punching kicking Kokiri: no
Link: oh?
Punching kicking Kokiri: no
Link: fricking kick boxing moves?
Punching kicking Kokiri: (statrs to get annoyed) NO
Link: what?
Punching Kicking Kokiri: huh?
Link: what?
Punching Kicking Kokiri: what?
Navi: Hannabelik?
Hannabelik: Navi?
Navi: Link?
Link: Saria?
Saria:
I must… CEASE TO LIVE--- uh I mean *ahem* Mido? (goes back to siging)
Mido: (in hillbilly voice) Pa?
Pa: Mido?
Mido: (in hillbilly voice still) Ma?
Ma: Milk?
Milk: (rustles in the bucket… Translation: George Bush?)
George Bush: Jakie Chan?
Jakie Chan: egg roll?
egg roll: (rolls… Translation: milk?)
Milk: (rustles… Translation: Bill Gates?)
Bill Gates: Hannabelik?
Hannabeilk: Navi?
Navi: Link?
Link: WHAT????
Navi: Bill Gates?
Bill Gates: Link?
Link: FRISSLEDORF??
Frissledorf: Camryn Diaz ?
Camryn Diaz: Punching Kicking Kokiri?
Punging Kikcking Kokiri: author?
Author: Frissledrof?
Link: STOP STEALING MY FRICKIN WORD!!!!
(back to the story…)
Navi: gee, that was very much uncalled for
Link: uh huh
Navi: uh, why don't we go in that oddly small tunnel
Link: k (goes though the hole) holy cow why the frick is the whole so oddly SMALL!!!!!!!
Navi: stop it Link
Link: What?
Navi:if we want our sugur eating pot smoking author to get good reviews we have to quit with redundant-ness
Link: but Navi don't (bonk head on the tunnel ceiling) OW! *ahem* don't we want our author to get BAD reviews (winks)
Navi: I don't think so and what's wrong with our eye Link?
Link: oy. (slaps foreshead and bangs head on tunnels ceiling) OW! Stupid FRICKIN tunnel (gets out of the tunnel)
Navi: what the frissle--- I mean what the frick is this frickty frick place?
(a rap star comes out of nowhere)
Rap star: whaz up!!!!!!
Link: DAWG!!!!
Rap star: HOME BOY!!!!!
Rap star and Link: (turn to Navi) FOO'!!!!!!!
Navi: SHUT YO MOUTH {A/n: for anyone's word that oringally was my very big apoligies}
Rap star: YO!!! I LIKE THAT WORD YO!!!!!! FRICK!!!! (starts singing werid song)
Frick to the frick to the fricky frick (starts breakdacing and just… disappears)
Link and Navi: …
Navi: something is SERIOUSLY wrong with the author … let's go…
(they start to head towards the traseuse chest in the very easy simple maze that took me two days to figure out how to get though, when suddenly …. The boulder comes rushing towards them Inianna Jones music starts playing and a scence from the boulder chasing part emerges everything goes to slow motion…)
Link: (is about feet away from the tressure chest Navi is by his side, he's holding on to his cap the bolder is right behind him) NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (inches away from the tresure chest Link dives for it and grabs on the bolder turns the regular corner and sped turns back to normal) *phew* the cllllllllllooooooooooossssssssseeee glad I got that off my back… or something…
Navi: we're SO dead
Link: why?
Navi: YOU ARSE!!!!!
Link: (cringes) what is it?
Navi: that was a copyright… we didn't pay (in the backgroud you can hear the crew scearming bloody murder and things like 'get my LAWYER!!!!') we're DOOMED!!!!!!! D-O-O-M-E-D!!!!!!!!!!!
Link: NAVI!!!!
Navi: what?
Link: the guy who plays Indianna Jones is probably 99 he won't even care… hopefully…
Navi: (blows nose with a kleenx tissue and throws it there, goes back to self) open the chest
Link: NAVI YOU PREV!!!!!
Navi: what?
Link: for the love of frissledorf, you know… open the chest (points to his chest) YOU PREV!!!!!
Navi: (gets it) OOOOOHHH EWWWW!!!!!! I meant the tresure chest behind you…
Link: (turns around) what chest?
Navi: WHAT do you mean!!!! the chest right (looks behind Link… there is no chest) … behind…you? WHAT THE??!!!!!
Link: hey look!! (there's a note a spyglass is next to it he grabs it starts to read) Dear---
Navi: Read it read it!!!!!
Link: 00; that was the idea… *ahem* Dear Star and Co-star----
Navi: CO-STAR???!!!! OH OF ALL THE NERVE---!!!
Link: STUT UP MINOR!!!!!
Navi: (grumbling)
Link: anyhoot, dear star and co-star, since we couldn't (or didn't bother to) get a bigger treasure chest we regret (YEA RIGHT!!!) to inform you that Navi the minor~Navi:HEY!!~ will have to open the chest… thanks and good frissledorfing day ~Link: StOP STEALING MY WORD!!~ the author
Navi: oh… what's the spy glass for??
(Sherlock Homes comes on the scene)
Sherlock Homes: ((SH) in British accent) well ello' chaps! I'll be taking that if you don't mind… (takes spyglass) I'm off to solve the mystery of the myteris appearing elephants…
Link: I know why there appearing…
SH: no,no, No need to fret chap Sherlock Homes will solve it
Link: but I---
SH: no need for that
Link: but---
SH: I best be going…
Link: k
(two mintues later)
Link: uhhh could you go now?
(SH is gone… he was gone at the first second)
Navi: … could we open the chest now?
Link: k… go ahead…
Navi: …
Link: GO!!!
Navi: …
Link: GO!!!
Navi: …
(this continus for about a half hour when suddenly… ANOTHER ELEPHANT FALLS)
Link and Navi: HUH?
Elephant: …AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH (stamps on the treasue chest it breaks elephant diappers)
Link: NNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! It… (perky) hey look the sword!!! ( the sword is lying on the ground Link picks it up)
(cool techno music starts playng to signal that Link got something… Link and Navi start dancing, music stops they stop dancing)
Link: …Wow… our author IS high…
Navi: or… she ate ALOT of sugar…
Link: high
Navi: sugar
Link: high
Navi: sugar
Link: high
Navi: sugar
Link: frissledorf
Navi: sugar
Link: …high
Navi: sugar
(rap star appears out of nowhere)
Link: DAWG!!!
Rap star: HOME BOY!!!
Rap star and Link: (turn to Navi) FOO'!!!!!
Navi: SHUT YO MOUTH!!!
Rap star: yo DAWG and (turns to Navi) FOO' I have a song… check it out: (starts singing new rap song… DON'T LOOK AT ME YOU MAKE UP THE TUNE)
It's sugar high ooooooooh yeah
Cuz it's sugar high ooooooooooooh yeah
(starts break dancing and just… diappears)
Link: ………………
Navi:…………………
(two elephants appear out of nowhere)
Navi: man this author has some serious case of writers block
Link: frissledorf
Elephant 1: HIIIIIIIIIIII MYYYY NAMMEEEE ISSS DERANGO!!!!
Elephant 2: bob
Navi: what?
Elephant 2: don't be a helleck what's your name
Link: what is it with my words…
Elepahnt 1: frissledorf
Link: (pschyo mode) DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!! (bashes elephant on the head with a hammer, elephant… falls unconscious, a little girl with devil horns appears)
Random Devil: hi
Navi: what the pickle moose?!!!
Link: PICKLE MOOSE?!
Navi: a fairy can make up her own words can't she??
Link: you're a boy??
(long pause)
Random Devil: hi
Navi: what's your name?
Link: Link
Navi: not you!!!
Link: who
Navi: (points to the Devil Kid…or something) her…I mean 'it'
Random Devil: it?
Navi: you
Random Devil: me?
Link: no
Navi: huh?
(a Angel appears out of nowhere)
Random Devil: AAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHH!!!!
Random Angel: MWHA I have found you by…
Chours: (in angelic voices) THE POWERS OF GOOD
Random Angel: that is right
Random Devil: well I will defeat you with my FIST OF FIRE!!!
Chours: DUN DUN DUNNNNN
Random Angel: hark!! That is no match for…
Chours: (angelic voices) THE POWERS OF GOOD
Random Angel: no
Everyone: no?
Random Angel: no, this is no macth for… TOM CRUISE!!!
Everyone: Tom Cruise?
Random Angel: yeah… who elese? (disappears)
Link: we're completey losing the plotline
Navi: the author is REALLY desperate for a good fic huh?
Link: (nods)
Navi: well do to the fact that we wasted our life in here I think we should go…
Link: yep… OH NO!!!!
Navi: what?
Link: get ready
Navi: WHAT?!!
Link: Indianna Jones scene again
Navi: oh hell
(Indaianna jones scene starts… IMAGINE OUR OWN!!!!)
Link: (crawls out of tunnel, freezes in tracks) uh oh…
Navi: What? What?
Link: it's-- I--Idianna Jones (points to a OLD man in a wheelchair oxygen tubes are in his nose oxygen tank is in the back of him an IV bag is beside him and fluid is running though him in tubes in his veins)
Navi: wow Link you were right he's OLD
(indianna jones comes over… VERY SSSSSSSLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOWWWWWWWYYYY)
Idianna Jones: ((IJ) in a granpaish voice) hey there sonny you must be Link and his co- star Navi the minor
Navi: (grumbles)
IJ: anyway… you have committed a copyright
Navi: (starts freaking out) I KNEW IT!!!!! I KNEW IT!!!!!!! (foam starts coming out of her mouth) YOU DIDN'T BELIVE ME BUT I KNEW IT I KNEWW IT!!!!!!!!!!!!
IJ: …
Navi: (still in psyshco mode) DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE (grabs wheelchair and throws it into the air)
IJ: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII'LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL GGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTTT YYYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUU NNNNNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVVVVVVVVVVVIIIIIIIIIIII TTTTTTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Link:…
Navi: could we go now?
Link: no
Navi: why?
Link: huh
Navi: what?
(elephant falls out of the sky)
Link and Navi: HUH?
Elephant: there coming there coming
Link: this elephant seems familiar
Navi: don't all of them?
Elephant: JAJA
Link: your planet right?
Elephant: what
Link: huh
Navi: helleck
Link: frissledorf
Elephant: smelckepoo
Link: STOP STEALING MY FRICKING WORD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Navi: since when did smecklepoo become your word?
Link: since elephants started falling out of the sky
Navi: so… two hours and twenty seconds ago?
Link: mainly, yeah
Navi: idiot
Link: yes…yes I am
(on the planet JAJA 2,00,000,000 light years ahead)
Elephant 1: HAAAHHAAA silly fools… there not even aware of our plan HAAHAA
Elephant 2: but sir we're not even aware of our plan… we don't even have one
Elephant 1: Shut up Killamonjaro
Elephant 2: yes Sir Himalayia
Sir Himalayia: once we think up a master plan…I Sir Himalayia will rule the world-
Killamonjaro: uh sir Himalayia?
Sir Himalayia: WHAT IS IT MINOR??!!!
Killamonjaro: why are we named after mountains?
Sir Himalayia: good question… SHERLOCK!!
(Sherlock (SH) Homes walks onto the scene)
SH: yes freaky elephant chap?
Sir Himalayia: go find out why were named after mountains
SH: how much do I get?
Sir Himalayia: how much do you want?
SH: how much do you have?
Sir Himalayia: 600 rupees
SH: 900
Sir Himalayia: 300
SH: 800
Sir Himalayia: 450
SH: ONE RUPEE AND THAT'S MY FINAL OFFER!!!
Sir Himalayia: one rupee it is… here ya go (hands the poor suker SH the rupee) now go boy go!!!
SH: arf! Arf! (goes)
Sir Himalayia: sucker
(Kokiri Forest)
Link: so we got the sword… now all we need is a Milky way (grabs a candy bar from his pocket eats it) yum
Navi: how many rupees ya got?
Link: zero… (looks paranoid) why?
Navi: we need to buy the shield
Link: why
Navi: so Mido can let us in
Link: why
Navi: so we can finish this chapter
Link: why
Navi: so I could watch 'All my Children'
Link: why
Navi: so we can both get on with our lives
Link: why
Navi: so I can jump off a cliff and still live because I have wings
Link: why
Navi: so you can get sued by Indianna Jones
Link: why
Navi: so the author can get a spelcalist for writers block
Link: why
Navi: so the elephants have a nice home to live when they squash us all like bugs
Link: why
Navi: so I can tell the Deku Tree I actually completed his sorry little tasks
Link: why
Navi: so you could stop be such a idiot
Link: why
Navi: so Bill Gates can make more money
Link: why
Navi: so I don't turn goth
Link: why
Navi: so I don't strangle you
Link: why
Navi: why
Link: Navi?
Navi: yes Link?
Link: why
Navi: because
Link: why
Navi: because
Link: why
Navi: because
Link: because
Navi: Link?
Link: yes?
Navi: could we go now
Link: k