Disclaimer: I don't own Inu-Yasha, although this parody to "The Night Santa
Went Crazy" by Weird Al is mine! ^0^
I was going crazy over Weird Al the other day, so I wrote this in a fit of insanity. Read, and prepare to flame me greatly...or laugh real hard...which ever one you pick...
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Down in the village all the peeps were workin' hard
Plowing the tough ground, yard by dry yard
When the hanyou leapt over, nearly scared 'em half to death
Had a Tetsusaiga in his hands and cheap sake on his breath
From his ears to his feet, he was covered with ramble
Like a big fat drunk disgruntled Senkudo Rambo
And he smiled as he said, with a twinkle in his eye,
"A good Feh to all... now you're all gonna die!"
THE NIGHT INU WENT CRAZY
The night Dog-Boy went insane
Realized he'd been gettin' a raw deal
Something finally must have snapped in his brain
Well, the village is gone now, he decided to trash it
And we're looking at the ruins, thinking 'bout how he smashed it
And he tied up the villagers and he held them all hostage
And he ground up poor Kikyo into priestess sausage
He got Sango and Miroku, so much for good-doer
And he slashed up Kaede just like Freddie Krueger
Threw the minions in the fire and he barbequed Jaken
And he took a big bite and said, "It tastes just like chicken!"
THE NIGHT INU WENT CRAZY
The night our hero went nuts
Now you can hardly walk around the whole place
Without steppin' in the victims' guts
There's the Ol' Toutousai and the Samur-AI
There's goes half of Sesshomaru
And Saimyo-Sho circlin' 'round in the sky
And the attacks are flashin', the body count's risin'
And everyone's dyin' to know, oh Inu, why?
My my my my my my
You used to be such a doggy guy
Yes, Minna-sama, now Inu's doing time
In a modern prison for his infamous crime
Hey, reviewers, now don't you cry no more tears
He'll be out with good behavior in 700 more years
But now Kagome's in therapy, and Shippo's still nervous
And the survivors all got jobs working for the postal service
Then they that say Souta, he's on the phone every night
With his mom's lawyer negotiating the movie rights
They're talkin' 'bout
THE NIGHT INU WENT CRAZY
The night the half-breed flipped
Broke his back for some stupid ol' jewel
Sounds to me like he was tired of gettin' gypped
Wooo, THE NIGHT INU WENT CRAZY
The night Dog-Boy went insane
Realized he'd been gettin' a raw deal
Something finally must have snapped in his brain
Wooo, something finally must have snapped in his brain
Tell ya, something finally must have snapped...in his brain
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NM: *dressed up in a Grim Reaper costume; looks at Inu-Yasha male characters smoking cigarettes* Heh...
Miroku: *sees NM* OO' *taps on Sesshomaru's shoulder*
Sesshomaru: Hmm?
Miroku: *points at NM*
NM: *looks down at watch; looks back up at guys* Any minute now....
Sesshomaru: OO' *taps on Kouga's shoulder*
Kouga: Hmm?
Sesshomaru: *points at NM*
NM: *looks back down at watch; starts tapping foot* Come on...
Kouga: OO' *taps on Naraku's shoulder*
Naraku: Hmm?
Kouga: *points at NM*
NM: *starts messing with her watch* I'll bet this thing's on eastern time... Naraku: OOæ *taps on Inu-YashaÆs shoulder*
Inu-Yasha: Hmm?
Naraku: *points at NM*
NM: *takes watch off and holds it up to the light* They shouldÆve been pushing up daisies five minutes ago...
Inu-Yasha: OOæ
NM: *throws watch away; gets out an almost microscopic hourglass* La de da...
All the male characters: *put out their cigarette simultaneously; run away*
NM: *smiles when hourglass runs out* Oh daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiings.... *picks up scythe and walks after the guys*
I was going crazy over Weird Al the other day, so I wrote this in a fit of insanity. Read, and prepare to flame me greatly...or laugh real hard...which ever one you pick...
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Down in the village all the peeps were workin' hard
Plowing the tough ground, yard by dry yard
When the hanyou leapt over, nearly scared 'em half to death
Had a Tetsusaiga in his hands and cheap sake on his breath
From his ears to his feet, he was covered with ramble
Like a big fat drunk disgruntled Senkudo Rambo
And he smiled as he said, with a twinkle in his eye,
"A good Feh to all... now you're all gonna die!"
THE NIGHT INU WENT CRAZY
The night Dog-Boy went insane
Realized he'd been gettin' a raw deal
Something finally must have snapped in his brain
Well, the village is gone now, he decided to trash it
And we're looking at the ruins, thinking 'bout how he smashed it
And he tied up the villagers and he held them all hostage
And he ground up poor Kikyo into priestess sausage
He got Sango and Miroku, so much for good-doer
And he slashed up Kaede just like Freddie Krueger
Threw the minions in the fire and he barbequed Jaken
And he took a big bite and said, "It tastes just like chicken!"
THE NIGHT INU WENT CRAZY
The night our hero went nuts
Now you can hardly walk around the whole place
Without steppin' in the victims' guts
There's the Ol' Toutousai and the Samur-AI
There's goes half of Sesshomaru
And Saimyo-Sho circlin' 'round in the sky
And the attacks are flashin', the body count's risin'
And everyone's dyin' to know, oh Inu, why?
My my my my my my
You used to be such a doggy guy
Yes, Minna-sama, now Inu's doing time
In a modern prison for his infamous crime
Hey, reviewers, now don't you cry no more tears
He'll be out with good behavior in 700 more years
But now Kagome's in therapy, and Shippo's still nervous
And the survivors all got jobs working for the postal service
Then they that say Souta, he's on the phone every night
With his mom's lawyer negotiating the movie rights
They're talkin' 'bout
THE NIGHT INU WENT CRAZY
The night the half-breed flipped
Broke his back for some stupid ol' jewel
Sounds to me like he was tired of gettin' gypped
Wooo, THE NIGHT INU WENT CRAZY
The night Dog-Boy went insane
Realized he'd been gettin' a raw deal
Something finally must have snapped in his brain
Wooo, something finally must have snapped in his brain
Tell ya, something finally must have snapped...in his brain
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
NM: *dressed up in a Grim Reaper costume; looks at Inu-Yasha male characters smoking cigarettes* Heh...
Miroku: *sees NM* OO' *taps on Sesshomaru's shoulder*
Sesshomaru: Hmm?
Miroku: *points at NM*
NM: *looks down at watch; looks back up at guys* Any minute now....
Sesshomaru: OO' *taps on Kouga's shoulder*
Kouga: Hmm?
Sesshomaru: *points at NM*
NM: *looks back down at watch; starts tapping foot* Come on...
Kouga: OO' *taps on Naraku's shoulder*
Naraku: Hmm?
Kouga: *points at NM*
NM: *starts messing with her watch* I'll bet this thing's on eastern time... Naraku: OOæ *taps on Inu-YashaÆs shoulder*
Inu-Yasha: Hmm?
Naraku: *points at NM*
NM: *takes watch off and holds it up to the light* They shouldÆve been pushing up daisies five minutes ago...
Inu-Yasha: OOæ
NM: *throws watch away; gets out an almost microscopic hourglass* La de da...
All the male characters: *put out their cigarette simultaneously; run away*
NM: *smiles when hourglass runs out* Oh daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiings.... *picks up scythe and walks after the guys*