Author's note: YAY! Ripped off the 200-review mark!!! ^_^ I'm actually in
the middle of my exams.using study time for this.so remember to review!
(Fends off a Physics paper) so what else.enjoy!
Eskimo Jolteon Episode 54:
Narrator: no, No, NO! DO THE DISCLAIMER FIRST!
(Camera freezes)
Narrator: all right, now to get my old friend out.(drags Dawn out)
Dawn: NO! I don't want to do your disclaimer again!
Narrator: all right, if you do the disclaimer, I'll give you an Aeroeon!
Dawn: huh? That doesn't exist!
Narrator: neither do Frosteon and Verndaeon.
Dawn: all right. Lccorp2 does not own pokemon, nor does he own any other characters not created by him. However, he does own his exam marks, be they good or bad.
Narrator: good. (Hands her a pokeball) now you're free.
Dawn: wheee! (Runs off with pokeball)
Eskimo Jolteon Episode 54:
A Short, silly Brain-dead fan-fic by Lccorp2. Copyright Lccorp2 2002. ^_^
Narrator (me that is): picture the pokemon world in your head.
Narrator: now focus in a bit in a place above Johto, a place that is always frozen.
Narrator: now focus in on a medium-sized igloo somewhere.
Narrator: STOP!!! ^_^.
Narrator: as you know, last episode our heroes went to the not-so-beautiful Isle Defino in search of a holiday. However, it seems that someone has been framing Jolteon!
(Scene opens at Defino Plaza. We see Jolteon and Umbreon talking.)
Jolteon: all right, now that I've cleaned up all the goo in this area, what do I do?
Umbreon: I have no idea.
(They sit down and think for a while)
FLUDD: (sighing) maybe you could go look for who's behind this?
Jolteon: Yeah! Good idea!
Umbreon: come on, let's go!
(Jolteon switches the FLUDD to hover mode)
FLUDD: warning: weight limit: 1 person.
Umbreon: darn.
Jolteon: well, you can stay here.(flies off)
Umbreon: (watching Jolteon fly off) now where does that leave me?
(Suddenly, a female Eevee sidles up to Umbreon and starts rubbing against him)
Umbreon: huh?
Eevee: hiya, cutie! Looking for a good time?
Umbreon: um, well.all right. (Nuzzles her back)
Narrator: not so far away.
(The scene changes to the other side of Defino plaza. We see Sal walking around.)
Sal: ooohhh! Thick starchy goo that your common sense dictates that you should not even go near! Yummy! (Starts shoveling the pink goo into his mouth at an amazing rate)
Voice: (from the shadows) darn! I should've put some poison into the goo and made it less tasty!
Narrator: meanwhile.
(The scene changes to the FF.net author's lounge. The ladies are in one corner trying to put TCL back together again)
Flower Powerer: I told you, the hip bone's connected to the thigh bone!
C9Y: all right, so I was wrong! Sue me!
Flower: I will! (Gets out lawyer in a bottle)
C9Y: ooohhh.
Lawyer: you have just broken author conduct rule no.4563576657 and therefore have to pay a fine of one dollar.
Flower: hey, that wasn't what I took you out for!
Lawyer: do I care? It's the money!
Flower: (shoving the lawyer back into the bottle) all right.maybe we can fit these together.
(Mewchu11 comes in through the door on the other side of the wide lounge. Behing him trail Mewchus 1-10)
Mewchu11: (noticing a pair of binoculars on the floor) hello, what's this? (Picks it up and looks through it at the other authors) AAAAA! MY MIND HAS BEEN IRREVERSIBLY CORRUPTED!
3: what's the matter?
Mewchu11: I HAVE SEEN THE UNSEEABLE!!!!! (Runs around in circles)
(The other Mewchus take the binoculars and look through them. By the time all 10 of them are done, the floor is glistening with drool.)
10: why I do declare, this pair of binoculars are absolutely great!
1: amazing!
2: super!
3: very good!
4: wonderful!
5: nice!
6: cool!
7: wonderful!
8: fantastic!
9: yoghurt!
10: yoghurt?
9: oops, sorry.
Mewchu11: well, I think we should keep this.
(All of them file out of the lounge. After a short while, I come in.)
Narrator: hi.
Ladies: hi.
Narrator: still trying to repair TCL?
C9Y: yeah.we don't know where to put what.
Narrator: can I help?
Flower: don't see why not.
Narrator: good. (Pulls out a spray can marked 'author restorer' and sprays the bits of TCL with it)
C9Y: I don't see any change.
(Suddenly, TCL appears in a puff of smoke)
TCL: (clutching her head) what happened in between those two big knocks?
Narrator: um.not much.
Flower: yeah.
TCL: well, if that's the case, I'll be going.(flies off)
Narrator: oh well. Meanwhile.
(The scene changes to Jolteon as he flies over Isle Defino)
FLUDD: water level low. Please top me up.
Jolteon: oh no! Where am I to find water right next to a big lake?
FLUDD: data analysis re-confirms that Jolteon is an idiot.
(They fly on for a while)
FLUDD: water level now empty. You will fall down and break your neck. Thank you for choosing FLUDD from GADD Science, Inc.
Jolteon: (plummeting down) oh no.
(Jolteon hits the ground and forms a nice Jolteon-shaped crater.)
Jolteon: (picking self out of crater) now which way should I go?
Wrecked remains of FLUDD: finally.I can die in peace.
Jolteon: (noticing a signboard and reading it) to get to the secret hideout of the evil villain that has been framing you, go this way. All right.
(Jolteon walks in the direction pointed out by the signboard)
Narrator: meanwhile.
(The scene changes to me relaxing in an armchair. Flareon sidles over and paws at my leg)
Narrator: what?
Flareon: I'm bored. I don't have any line in this episode.
Narrator: and so what do you want me to do about it?
Flareon: give me something to do? (Looks hopefully)
Narrator: all right. (Hands Flareon a bottle) go take a bath or something.
Flareon: (looking at bottle) extra cooling mint shampoo?
Narrator: what you're given is what you get and it's no good whining. Now go away.
(Flareon walks off)
Flareon: (grumbling) it's not fair! I should have more lines!
(Camera follows Flareon as he walks along the corridor)
Flareon: (suddenly stopping as he notices something) that's odd, I haven't seen this door before.(reads sign on door) Dawn's top secret Eon research lab. Do not enter.
(Following the laws of personality, Flareon pushes open the door and walks in.)
Flareon: (walking past all sorts of Eevee and Eons) wow, I'd hate to be in here.
(Finally, for some unknown reason, Flareon stops at one particular cage)
Flareon: (reading sign off cage) unstable specimen. Reminder to self: be cautious with this one.
(The Eevee inside squeaks pathetically)
Flareon: oh, you're a bit dirty.I know! I'll give you a bath!
(Flareon gets out the extra-cooling mint shampoo and bathes the squirming Eevee)
Flareon: (blow-drying the Eevee's fur) now don't you look nice! (Places bottle of extra-cooling mint shampoo on floor and forgets all about it)
(The Eevee squeaks as Flareon walks out the door. No sooner as Flareon shuts the door, it evolves into.)
Frosteon: frost?
Narrator: HA HA HA!!!!! Meanwhile.
(The scene changes to Jolteon, still aimlessly following the signs. Eventually, he reaches a cave)
Jolteon: (reading sign) the hideout of the evil villain that is framing you. Yep, this looks like the place.
(As soon as Jolteon steps into the cave, he sees someone. Someone that he knew before he came to FF.net, a fellow character, someone that had never been really friendly to him.)
Jolteon: JERRAMIA! (See TCL's "Call to thunder")
Jerramia: YES, IT IS ME, FOOL!
Jolteon: Why? Why all this?
Jerramia: WHY SHOULD YOU RISE TO FAME WHILE I LANGUISH AWAY AT THE BACK OF TCL'S FIC COLLECTION?! Why? Why? WHY?
Jolteon: but.
Jerramia: THOSE ISLANDERS ARE FOOLS! ALL I HAVE TO DO IS PUT ON A MASK AND THEY THINK I'M YOU!
Jolteon: oh well, to clear my name I have no choice.(rolls up sleeves which have seemingly appeared from nowhere)
(A fistfight ensues and continues for a while. No one seems to be winning when-)
Islander #1: (suddenly appearing from nowhere) hey, it's that guy!
Islander #2: yeah, and we heard everything that girl said!
Islander #3: let's get her and bring her to justice!
(A mob quickly assembles and carries Jerramia off, kicking and screaming.)
Island Elder: thank you so much for helping us clear up this mess! How can we ever thank you?
Jolteon: well, you could always let me have my holiday in peace.
Island Elder: I think we can do better than that. (Walks off, with Jolteon trailing behind)
(Camera fades out)
Narrator: and so our hero has cleared up the mess on Isle Defino and earned himself a well-deserved holiday, and so ends another silly episode of Eskimo Jolteon!
How'd you like this silly story? Please review! ^_^
Eskimo Jolteon Episode 54:
Narrator: no, No, NO! DO THE DISCLAIMER FIRST!
(Camera freezes)
Narrator: all right, now to get my old friend out.(drags Dawn out)
Dawn: NO! I don't want to do your disclaimer again!
Narrator: all right, if you do the disclaimer, I'll give you an Aeroeon!
Dawn: huh? That doesn't exist!
Narrator: neither do Frosteon and Verndaeon.
Dawn: all right. Lccorp2 does not own pokemon, nor does he own any other characters not created by him. However, he does own his exam marks, be they good or bad.
Narrator: good. (Hands her a pokeball) now you're free.
Dawn: wheee! (Runs off with pokeball)
Eskimo Jolteon Episode 54:
A Short, silly Brain-dead fan-fic by Lccorp2. Copyright Lccorp2 2002. ^_^
Narrator (me that is): picture the pokemon world in your head.
Narrator: now focus in a bit in a place above Johto, a place that is always frozen.
Narrator: now focus in on a medium-sized igloo somewhere.
Narrator: STOP!!! ^_^.
Narrator: as you know, last episode our heroes went to the not-so-beautiful Isle Defino in search of a holiday. However, it seems that someone has been framing Jolteon!
(Scene opens at Defino Plaza. We see Jolteon and Umbreon talking.)
Jolteon: all right, now that I've cleaned up all the goo in this area, what do I do?
Umbreon: I have no idea.
(They sit down and think for a while)
FLUDD: (sighing) maybe you could go look for who's behind this?
Jolteon: Yeah! Good idea!
Umbreon: come on, let's go!
(Jolteon switches the FLUDD to hover mode)
FLUDD: warning: weight limit: 1 person.
Umbreon: darn.
Jolteon: well, you can stay here.(flies off)
Umbreon: (watching Jolteon fly off) now where does that leave me?
(Suddenly, a female Eevee sidles up to Umbreon and starts rubbing against him)
Umbreon: huh?
Eevee: hiya, cutie! Looking for a good time?
Umbreon: um, well.all right. (Nuzzles her back)
Narrator: not so far away.
(The scene changes to the other side of Defino plaza. We see Sal walking around.)
Sal: ooohhh! Thick starchy goo that your common sense dictates that you should not even go near! Yummy! (Starts shoveling the pink goo into his mouth at an amazing rate)
Voice: (from the shadows) darn! I should've put some poison into the goo and made it less tasty!
Narrator: meanwhile.
(The scene changes to the FF.net author's lounge. The ladies are in one corner trying to put TCL back together again)
Flower Powerer: I told you, the hip bone's connected to the thigh bone!
C9Y: all right, so I was wrong! Sue me!
Flower: I will! (Gets out lawyer in a bottle)
C9Y: ooohhh.
Lawyer: you have just broken author conduct rule no.4563576657 and therefore have to pay a fine of one dollar.
Flower: hey, that wasn't what I took you out for!
Lawyer: do I care? It's the money!
Flower: (shoving the lawyer back into the bottle) all right.maybe we can fit these together.
(Mewchu11 comes in through the door on the other side of the wide lounge. Behing him trail Mewchus 1-10)
Mewchu11: (noticing a pair of binoculars on the floor) hello, what's this? (Picks it up and looks through it at the other authors) AAAAA! MY MIND HAS BEEN IRREVERSIBLY CORRUPTED!
3: what's the matter?
Mewchu11: I HAVE SEEN THE UNSEEABLE!!!!! (Runs around in circles)
(The other Mewchus take the binoculars and look through them. By the time all 10 of them are done, the floor is glistening with drool.)
10: why I do declare, this pair of binoculars are absolutely great!
1: amazing!
2: super!
3: very good!
4: wonderful!
5: nice!
6: cool!
7: wonderful!
8: fantastic!
9: yoghurt!
10: yoghurt?
9: oops, sorry.
Mewchu11: well, I think we should keep this.
(All of them file out of the lounge. After a short while, I come in.)
Narrator: hi.
Ladies: hi.
Narrator: still trying to repair TCL?
C9Y: yeah.we don't know where to put what.
Narrator: can I help?
Flower: don't see why not.
Narrator: good. (Pulls out a spray can marked 'author restorer' and sprays the bits of TCL with it)
C9Y: I don't see any change.
(Suddenly, TCL appears in a puff of smoke)
TCL: (clutching her head) what happened in between those two big knocks?
Narrator: um.not much.
Flower: yeah.
TCL: well, if that's the case, I'll be going.(flies off)
Narrator: oh well. Meanwhile.
(The scene changes to Jolteon as he flies over Isle Defino)
FLUDD: water level low. Please top me up.
Jolteon: oh no! Where am I to find water right next to a big lake?
FLUDD: data analysis re-confirms that Jolteon is an idiot.
(They fly on for a while)
FLUDD: water level now empty. You will fall down and break your neck. Thank you for choosing FLUDD from GADD Science, Inc.
Jolteon: (plummeting down) oh no.
(Jolteon hits the ground and forms a nice Jolteon-shaped crater.)
Jolteon: (picking self out of crater) now which way should I go?
Wrecked remains of FLUDD: finally.I can die in peace.
Jolteon: (noticing a signboard and reading it) to get to the secret hideout of the evil villain that has been framing you, go this way. All right.
(Jolteon walks in the direction pointed out by the signboard)
Narrator: meanwhile.
(The scene changes to me relaxing in an armchair. Flareon sidles over and paws at my leg)
Narrator: what?
Flareon: I'm bored. I don't have any line in this episode.
Narrator: and so what do you want me to do about it?
Flareon: give me something to do? (Looks hopefully)
Narrator: all right. (Hands Flareon a bottle) go take a bath or something.
Flareon: (looking at bottle) extra cooling mint shampoo?
Narrator: what you're given is what you get and it's no good whining. Now go away.
(Flareon walks off)
Flareon: (grumbling) it's not fair! I should have more lines!
(Camera follows Flareon as he walks along the corridor)
Flareon: (suddenly stopping as he notices something) that's odd, I haven't seen this door before.(reads sign on door) Dawn's top secret Eon research lab. Do not enter.
(Following the laws of personality, Flareon pushes open the door and walks in.)
Flareon: (walking past all sorts of Eevee and Eons) wow, I'd hate to be in here.
(Finally, for some unknown reason, Flareon stops at one particular cage)
Flareon: (reading sign off cage) unstable specimen. Reminder to self: be cautious with this one.
(The Eevee inside squeaks pathetically)
Flareon: oh, you're a bit dirty.I know! I'll give you a bath!
(Flareon gets out the extra-cooling mint shampoo and bathes the squirming Eevee)
Flareon: (blow-drying the Eevee's fur) now don't you look nice! (Places bottle of extra-cooling mint shampoo on floor and forgets all about it)
(The Eevee squeaks as Flareon walks out the door. No sooner as Flareon shuts the door, it evolves into.)
Frosteon: frost?
Narrator: HA HA HA!!!!! Meanwhile.
(The scene changes to Jolteon, still aimlessly following the signs. Eventually, he reaches a cave)
Jolteon: (reading sign) the hideout of the evil villain that is framing you. Yep, this looks like the place.
(As soon as Jolteon steps into the cave, he sees someone. Someone that he knew before he came to FF.net, a fellow character, someone that had never been really friendly to him.)
Jolteon: JERRAMIA! (See TCL's "Call to thunder")
Jerramia: YES, IT IS ME, FOOL!
Jolteon: Why? Why all this?
Jerramia: WHY SHOULD YOU RISE TO FAME WHILE I LANGUISH AWAY AT THE BACK OF TCL'S FIC COLLECTION?! Why? Why? WHY?
Jolteon: but.
Jerramia: THOSE ISLANDERS ARE FOOLS! ALL I HAVE TO DO IS PUT ON A MASK AND THEY THINK I'M YOU!
Jolteon: oh well, to clear my name I have no choice.(rolls up sleeves which have seemingly appeared from nowhere)
(A fistfight ensues and continues for a while. No one seems to be winning when-)
Islander #1: (suddenly appearing from nowhere) hey, it's that guy!
Islander #2: yeah, and we heard everything that girl said!
Islander #3: let's get her and bring her to justice!
(A mob quickly assembles and carries Jerramia off, kicking and screaming.)
Island Elder: thank you so much for helping us clear up this mess! How can we ever thank you?
Jolteon: well, you could always let me have my holiday in peace.
Island Elder: I think we can do better than that. (Walks off, with Jolteon trailing behind)
(Camera fades out)
Narrator: and so our hero has cleared up the mess on Isle Defino and earned himself a well-deserved holiday, and so ends another silly episode of Eskimo Jolteon!
How'd you like this silly story? Please review! ^_^