Link, The Idiot of Time
by LiLZelda
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FINALLY!!!!! CHAPPIE THREEEE!!!!!!!
Navi: LOPALOOP!!!! AHAHHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
LiLZelda: JUST WAIT UNTIL THE FIC NAVI I'LL FRIGGIN STRANGLE YOU!!!!!!!
Navi: NOOOOOOOOOO…make …LiLZelda…stop…writing…no…please…no…flames…AVENGE MY DEATH!!!!
LiLZelda: (laughs manically) AHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!!!!!!
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~*SCENE THREE: AGGGGHHHH I HAVE NO TITLE (starts killing random people)~*
Link: frissledorf, smecklepoo, hopeydope, hmm…what am I missing…
Navi: LOPALOOP!!!!!
Link: WHAT WAS THAT?!!!!!!!
Navi: what
Link: huh
Navi: huh
Link: what
Navi: where
Link: how
Navi: how
(YEAH!!!!! A ELEPHANT FALLS FROM THE SKY!!!!!!!)
Link & Navi: HUH?!!!!!!
Elephant: (sounds like a very educated person) I do say…where am I?
Navi: (eyes widened) Oh my god…he's smart…
Pre-recorded gasps: *GASP*
Educated Elephant: pardon me boy but do you know where I am?
Link: (starts to foam at the mouth and starts walking toward him like a zombie) EDUCATION…E-D-U-C-A uhhh tion (starts going wild) EDUCATE!!!!! EDUCATE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Educated Elephant: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *ahem* pardon me but this story is (sounds like a dumb bum) FRICKIN INSANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (runs away)
LiLZelda: MWHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!! (lighting flashes) that's another smart person gone in my fic TOODLES everybody!!!!!!! (disappears)
Navi:……this fic isn't making any sense
Link: what are you talking about Navi of course it is!!!!!
(suddenly flying baby monkeys fly by siging 'It feels so empty without me' by Emeiem)
Navi: (sarcastically) oh well then I rest my case
Link: good
Navi: you're such a dumb@$$ you know that?
Link: duhhhhhhhhhhhhhh (starts to drooluncontrollbly) nopes I'm nots duhhhhhhh moo
Navi: idiot… well let's go back to the Kokiri Shop…
Link: where?
Navi: (points to the Kokiri Shop) there
Link: (points to a section of the forest where they show reviewers buring hoses down with torches and flamethrowers and sceaming 'get LiLZelda! get LiLZelda!') there?
Navi: O__O;;;; er…no (points to the Kokiri Shop) there
Link: you mean frissledorf there (points to a section of the forest which is near a cliff a sign reads: SUICIALDIAL JUMP…FREE FOR ALL)
Navi: sadly…no… there…(points to a section of the forest where it says: LILZELDA'S HOUSE…EVERYONE WELCOME…BEWARE NAVI (insane laugh) OH HELLECK NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (points to the Kokiri Shop) there
Link: (hyper all of a sudden) OOOOO MOO COW LET'S GO!!!!!!!!!! AHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! FRISSLEDORF!!
(in Kokiri Shop)
Clerk: (says really REALLY fast) hiyasonnycameherefortehshieldwellyou'retoolatecausesomeotherlittleBEE-ACTHtookAHAHAjustjokingtaketheshieldyoufrissledorfingmoinrHAHAHHAHA…I'msodeadforsayingthat…
Link: um no thanks I'll think I'll have a milky way (takes out candy bar and eats it) yum ^_^
LiLZelda: (appears in the room) GET YOU'RE SHIELD YOU FRISSLEDORFING MINOR!!!!!
Link: (pschyo mode) AAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHH DIE YOU BEE-ACTH!!!!!! (tries to kill LiLZelda but she of course escapes…) aw fawk…gimme the shield…
Clerk: hereyagosonnythat'llbefortyrupees!!!(laughs manically)
Link: (takes the shield and slowly backs away) uh…thank you…FRISSLEDORF!!!!!!!!!!! (runs away)
Navi: MWHHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHA--- what the friss--- what the fricty frick was that?
(Rap star appears)
Rap star: whazzzzzzzzzzzzzz up!!!!!!
Link: DAWG!!!!
Rap star: HOME BOY!!!!!
Rap star and Link: (turn to Navi) FOO'!!!!!!!
Navi: SHUT YO MOUTH
Rap star: YO!!! THE WORD CAME BACK TO ME YO!!!!!! FRICK!!!! (starts singing werid song)
Frick to the frick to the fricky frick (starts breakdacing and just… disappears)
Navi: ………………………………
Link: FRISSLEDORF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I JUST THOUGHT OF SOMETHING!!!!!!!!
Navi: what?
Link: we got a new item thingy… hit it guys!!!!!!!
(cool techno music starts playing to signal that Link got something… Link and Navi start dancing, music stops they stop dancing)
Navi: BOY DID I MISS THAT!!!!
Link: FRISSLEDORF!!!!!! (runs away)
Navi: uh oh…writer's block scene coming…(flies after him)
Mido: (still doing the insane hillbilly laugh and dance) YYEEEEHAWWWWW *HIC* (sees Link) aws shucks *hiccup* (turns back to regualr self…well normal for him) finally …what the desselk happened?
Link: ummm…first we went into the oddly small tunnel then a rap star came out and started siging…
(rap star comes out and starts siging)
Rap star: (make up the tune you freeloaders)
Yo there's this home boy named Link he is so cool
Then there's his corny fairy who is a foo'
Navi: HEY!!!
Link:
Nigga nigga nigga nigga
Rap star: Link don't try and be a white gangster
Link:
Alright that's cool (crosses his arms and does a gangster-like pose, falls flat on his face)
Navi: boom boom chi chi boom chi
Rap star: peace!!! (breakdances and just…diappears)
Mido: I THINK I'VE HEARD MORE THAN ENOGH!!!!
Link: (perky) so can I go though?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mido: AHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!!--- (suddenly dull) no
Link: DIE YOU FRISSLEDORF HATER!!!!!!!!!!! (bashes Mido to a pulp) MWHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!!!! Come on Navi!!!!
Navi: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rap star: WORD!!!!!!!!!!!
~* END OF SCENE FOUR!!!~*
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LiLZelda: NNNNNNNNOOOOO FLAMES I KNOW IT WAS A REALLY SUCKY CHAPTER!!!!! WAIII-- (suddenly perky) I'm wasting my funny on my two other fics suggestions for the next chapter are welcome and if you spot navi saying my word a.k.a lop loop anywhere please inform me and I'll (insane) I'LL STRANGLE THAT BEE-ACTH!!!!!!!!! AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! (lighting flashes) (perky) PLEASE ENJOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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~LiLZelda~
by LiLZelda
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FINALLY!!!!! CHAPPIE THREEEE!!!!!!!
Navi: LOPALOOP!!!! AHAHHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
LiLZelda: JUST WAIT UNTIL THE FIC NAVI I'LL FRIGGIN STRANGLE YOU!!!!!!!
Navi: NOOOOOOOOOO…make …LiLZelda…stop…writing…no…please…no…flames…AVENGE MY DEATH!!!!
LiLZelda: (laughs manically) AHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!!!!!!
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~*SCENE THREE: AGGGGHHHH I HAVE NO TITLE (starts killing random people)~*
Link: frissledorf, smecklepoo, hopeydope, hmm…what am I missing…
Navi: LOPALOOP!!!!!
Link: WHAT WAS THAT?!!!!!!!
Navi: what
Link: huh
Navi: huh
Link: what
Navi: where
Link: how
Navi: how
(YEAH!!!!! A ELEPHANT FALLS FROM THE SKY!!!!!!!)
Link & Navi: HUH?!!!!!!
Elephant: (sounds like a very educated person) I do say…where am I?
Navi: (eyes widened) Oh my god…he's smart…
Pre-recorded gasps: *GASP*
Educated Elephant: pardon me boy but do you know where I am?
Link: (starts to foam at the mouth and starts walking toward him like a zombie) EDUCATION…E-D-U-C-A uhhh tion (starts going wild) EDUCATE!!!!! EDUCATE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Educated Elephant: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *ahem* pardon me but this story is (sounds like a dumb bum) FRICKIN INSANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (runs away)
LiLZelda: MWHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!! (lighting flashes) that's another smart person gone in my fic TOODLES everybody!!!!!!! (disappears)
Navi:……this fic isn't making any sense
Link: what are you talking about Navi of course it is!!!!!
(suddenly flying baby monkeys fly by siging 'It feels so empty without me' by Emeiem)
Navi: (sarcastically) oh well then I rest my case
Link: good
Navi: you're such a dumb@$$ you know that?
Link: duhhhhhhhhhhhhhh (starts to drooluncontrollbly) nopes I'm nots duhhhhhhh moo
Navi: idiot… well let's go back to the Kokiri Shop…
Link: where?
Navi: (points to the Kokiri Shop) there
Link: (points to a section of the forest where they show reviewers buring hoses down with torches and flamethrowers and sceaming 'get LiLZelda! get LiLZelda!') there?
Navi: O__O;;;; er…no (points to the Kokiri Shop) there
Link: you mean frissledorf there (points to a section of the forest which is near a cliff a sign reads: SUICIALDIAL JUMP…FREE FOR ALL)
Navi: sadly…no… there…(points to a section of the forest where it says: LILZELDA'S HOUSE…EVERYONE WELCOME…BEWARE NAVI (insane laugh) OH HELLECK NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (points to the Kokiri Shop) there
Link: (hyper all of a sudden) OOOOO MOO COW LET'S GO!!!!!!!!!! AHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! FRISSLEDORF!!
(in Kokiri Shop)
Clerk: (says really REALLY fast) hiyasonnycameherefortehshieldwellyou'retoolatecausesomeotherlittleBEE-ACTHtookAHAHAjustjokingtaketheshieldyoufrissledorfingmoinrHAHAHHAHA…I'msodeadforsayingthat…
Link: um no thanks I'll think I'll have a milky way (takes out candy bar and eats it) yum ^_^
LiLZelda: (appears in the room) GET YOU'RE SHIELD YOU FRISSLEDORFING MINOR!!!!!
Link: (pschyo mode) AAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHH DIE YOU BEE-ACTH!!!!!! (tries to kill LiLZelda but she of course escapes…) aw fawk…gimme the shield…
Clerk: hereyagosonnythat'llbefortyrupees!!!(laughs manically)
Link: (takes the shield and slowly backs away) uh…thank you…FRISSLEDORF!!!!!!!!!!! (runs away)
Navi: MWHHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHA--- what the friss--- what the fricty frick was that?
(Rap star appears)
Rap star: whazzzzzzzzzzzzzz up!!!!!!
Link: DAWG!!!!
Rap star: HOME BOY!!!!!
Rap star and Link: (turn to Navi) FOO'!!!!!!!
Navi: SHUT YO MOUTH
Rap star: YO!!! THE WORD CAME BACK TO ME YO!!!!!! FRICK!!!! (starts singing werid song)
Frick to the frick to the fricky frick (starts breakdacing and just… disappears)
Navi: ………………………………
Link: FRISSLEDORF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I JUST THOUGHT OF SOMETHING!!!!!!!!
Navi: what?
Link: we got a new item thingy… hit it guys!!!!!!!
(cool techno music starts playing to signal that Link got something… Link and Navi start dancing, music stops they stop dancing)
Navi: BOY DID I MISS THAT!!!!
Link: FRISSLEDORF!!!!!! (runs away)
Navi: uh oh…writer's block scene coming…(flies after him)
Mido: (still doing the insane hillbilly laugh and dance) YYEEEEHAWWWWW *HIC* (sees Link) aws shucks *hiccup* (turns back to regualr self…well normal for him) finally …what the desselk happened?
Link: ummm…first we went into the oddly small tunnel then a rap star came out and started siging…
(rap star comes out and starts siging)
Rap star: (make up the tune you freeloaders)
Yo there's this home boy named Link he is so cool
Then there's his corny fairy who is a foo'
Navi: HEY!!!
Link:
Nigga nigga nigga nigga
Rap star: Link don't try and be a white gangster
Link:
Alright that's cool (crosses his arms and does a gangster-like pose, falls flat on his face)
Navi: boom boom chi chi boom chi
Rap star: peace!!! (breakdances and just…diappears)
Mido: I THINK I'VE HEARD MORE THAN ENOGH!!!!
Link: (perky) so can I go though?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mido: AHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!!--- (suddenly dull) no
Link: DIE YOU FRISSLEDORF HATER!!!!!!!!!!! (bashes Mido to a pulp) MWHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!!!! Come on Navi!!!!
Navi: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rap star: WORD!!!!!!!!!!!
~* END OF SCENE FOUR!!!~*
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LiLZelda: NNNNNNNNOOOOO FLAMES I KNOW IT WAS A REALLY SUCKY CHAPTER!!!!! WAIII-- (suddenly perky) I'm wasting my funny on my two other fics suggestions for the next chapter are welcome and if you spot navi saying my word a.k.a lop loop anywhere please inform me and I'll (insane) I'LL STRANGLE THAT BEE-ACTH!!!!!!!!! AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! (lighting flashes) (perky) PLEASE ENJOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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~LiLZelda~