Author's note: well, here's the 55th episode.what else is there to
say.well, have fun reading what I am about to write! ^_^ note to Sonicrazy:
this is a POKEMON/AUTHOR fic. So there.
Narrator: as usual, we shall do the disclaimer first. (Drags Dawn out)
Dawn: why me again? ;_;
Narrator: because I have an abnormally high level of alcohol in my bloodstream?
Dawn: all right.
Narrator: fine. Now do the disclaimer, and I'll give let you live in your lab!
Dawn: I already live there.
Narrator: all right, then I'll provide funding for your research!
Dawn: yay! (Does a freakish dance)
Narrator: now go to it!
Dawn: Lccorp2 does not own pokemon, nor does he own any other characters not created by him. Furthermore, he does not own Frosteon or Verdaneon, nor will he own Aeroeon if I decide to use it in my fics. However, he does own this fic.
Narrator: all right. And now on with the story!
Eskimo Jolteon Episode 55:
A Short, silly Brain-dead fan-fic by Lccorp2. Copyright Lccorp2 2002. ^_^
Narrator (me that is): picture the pokemon world in your head.
Narrator: now focus in a bit in a place above Johto, a place that is always frozen.
Narrator: now focus in on a medium-sized igloo somewhere.
Narrator: STOP!!! ^_^.
(Camera zooms into igloo. We see Flareon sitting down reading a book)
Flareon: no, this is a decent Garfield comic book, not any book that contains dangerous ideas.
(Suddenly, the lightbulb above Flareon blows, plunging Flareon into darkness)
Flareon: darn! Now I have to find a new lightbulb!
(Flareon rummages around for a lightbulb, but finds none)
Flareon: great. I'm stuck here in the freezing cold while those two are somewhere else.
(Scene cuts to Jolteon and Umbreon relaxing in deckchairs on the beach of Isle Defino. Surrounding them are pretty scantily-clad Eons, waiting on them hand and foot)
Jolteon: (sipping some unidentified liquor from a coconut monkey head) now THIS is what I call a vacation!
Umbreon: will you please pass the spiked pineapple juice?
Jolteon: all right. (Passes a iced jug)
Umbreon: it was really nice of the Island Elder to arrange this for us. (Tips the contents of the jug into his mouth)
Jolteon: (surveying all the scantily-clad Eons) yeah.(starts to drool)
Umbreon: (placing the jug down) hey, aren't a few of those fic characters?
Jolteon: (squinting at an Espeon) I think I've seen her somewhere before.
Umbreon: oh well.
(Scene fades out)
Narrator: meanwhile, Flareon went on his quest to find a lightbulb.
(The scene changes to Flareon in the Pokemart.)
Flareon: all right, have you got any lightbulbs?
Delibird: no.(pulls out machine thingy) according to my bulb-o-meter, the nearest lightbulb is far, far away.
Flareon: exact location please?
Delibird: it's currently in the mouth of an insane Raichu, who is sucking it like a lollipop.
Flareon: oh.(turns and leaves)
Narrator: meanwhile.
(The scene changes back to Jolteon and Umbreon on Isle Defino, still sipping away at unidentified alcoholic drinks)
Umbreon: (watching the scantily-clad Eons dance around them) this is the way to live.
Jolteon: yeah.
Umbreon: too bad Jerramia had to be put in jail for vandalism.
Jolteon: she got what she deserved.
(Suddenly, the Eevee from the previous chapter appears and starts nuzzling against Umbreon)
Eevee: hiya again, cutie.
Jolteon: (staring) who's that?
Umbreon: (grinning nervously) um.someone?
Jolteon: does this have anything to do with the fact that you presented me with a bill for a hotel room with a double bed?
Umbreon: (breaking out into a sweat) eh.
Jolteon: you haven't been doing anything bad, have you?
Umbreon: (frantically waving paws) NO! DEFINITELY NOT!!!!!
Jolteon: that's good.
(They continue sipping their drinks)
Narrator: meanwhile.
(The scene changes to Flareon aimlessly wandering along the ice floes)
Flareon: all right.now where am I to find an insane Raichu? I know, I'll ask Espeon, Maybe he knows!
(Camera follows Flareon as he walks along the ice floes)
Flareon: (knocking on door) hello? Anyone home?
Espeon: (opening door) what?
Flareon: you sure took your time.
Espeon: it's not my fault, I'm waiting for Vaporeon to dry out.
Flareon: huh?
Espeon, well she fell asleep in the pool a week ago and dissolved, and although the water has evaporated, she still sort of runny.
Flareon: 0_o; I think I'll leave.(runs away)
Espeon: (watching Flareon run off) weird guy.(shuts the door)
(Camera follows Flareon as he walks around aimlessly until he comes across a cave)
Flareon: (reading) the summer house of the insane Raichu. Yep, this seems like the place.
(Camera follows Flareon as he walks along)
Flareon: (looking around) hello? Anyone home? (Spots a lightbulb lying on a table) yay! A lightbulb! (Picks it up)
(Suddenly, the cave starts to rumble, and a booming voice is heard)
Voice: why have you taken my lightbulb?!
Flareon: well, mine blew, and so I want it?
Voice: hmm. For this, you can either suffer a slow, painful death by our resident clown, Boffo, or you can enjoy a meal of Kentucky Fried Lugia! Which one will you choose?
(Flareon sits down and ponders)
Voice: time to choose, Mr. Flareon.
Flareon: (standing up) I'd like the Kentucky Fried Lugia, please.
Voice: very well!
(In a flash of light, Flareon finds himself sitting at a table. In front of him is a Lugia surrounded by roast potatoes, with an apple in its mouth)
Flareon: yummy! That looks delicious!
Lugia: (standing up and spitting apple out of mouth) huh? What am I doing here? Why do I have an apple in my mouth? Why on earth am I on a plate surrounded my roasted potatoes? And why on earth is there a Flareon with a knife and fork? (Narrows eyes)
Flareon: (grinning nervously) um, hi?
Lugia: @*#& IT! I AM NOT A CHICKEN! (Flies off)
Flareon: (watching Lugia fly off) well, at least I still have the roast potatoes and the lightbulb.better get home and screw it in.(runs off)
(Camera fades out)
Narrator: and so ends another episode of Eskimo Jolteon, except for-
(The scene changes to me sneaking into Dawn's lab. Camera follows me as I feed every Espeon in there Radiate. After a short time, all of them turn green (shiny Espeons are green)
Narrator: ha ha ha!!!!! (Runs out crazily)
How'd you like this silly story? Please review!!! ^_^
Narrator: as usual, we shall do the disclaimer first. (Drags Dawn out)
Dawn: why me again? ;_;
Narrator: because I have an abnormally high level of alcohol in my bloodstream?
Dawn: all right.
Narrator: fine. Now do the disclaimer, and I'll give let you live in your lab!
Dawn: I already live there.
Narrator: all right, then I'll provide funding for your research!
Dawn: yay! (Does a freakish dance)
Narrator: now go to it!
Dawn: Lccorp2 does not own pokemon, nor does he own any other characters not created by him. Furthermore, he does not own Frosteon or Verdaneon, nor will he own Aeroeon if I decide to use it in my fics. However, he does own this fic.
Narrator: all right. And now on with the story!
Eskimo Jolteon Episode 55:
A Short, silly Brain-dead fan-fic by Lccorp2. Copyright Lccorp2 2002. ^_^
Narrator (me that is): picture the pokemon world in your head.
Narrator: now focus in a bit in a place above Johto, a place that is always frozen.
Narrator: now focus in on a medium-sized igloo somewhere.
Narrator: STOP!!! ^_^.
(Camera zooms into igloo. We see Flareon sitting down reading a book)
Flareon: no, this is a decent Garfield comic book, not any book that contains dangerous ideas.
(Suddenly, the lightbulb above Flareon blows, plunging Flareon into darkness)
Flareon: darn! Now I have to find a new lightbulb!
(Flareon rummages around for a lightbulb, but finds none)
Flareon: great. I'm stuck here in the freezing cold while those two are somewhere else.
(Scene cuts to Jolteon and Umbreon relaxing in deckchairs on the beach of Isle Defino. Surrounding them are pretty scantily-clad Eons, waiting on them hand and foot)
Jolteon: (sipping some unidentified liquor from a coconut monkey head) now THIS is what I call a vacation!
Umbreon: will you please pass the spiked pineapple juice?
Jolteon: all right. (Passes a iced jug)
Umbreon: it was really nice of the Island Elder to arrange this for us. (Tips the contents of the jug into his mouth)
Jolteon: (surveying all the scantily-clad Eons) yeah.(starts to drool)
Umbreon: (placing the jug down) hey, aren't a few of those fic characters?
Jolteon: (squinting at an Espeon) I think I've seen her somewhere before.
Umbreon: oh well.
(Scene fades out)
Narrator: meanwhile, Flareon went on his quest to find a lightbulb.
(The scene changes to Flareon in the Pokemart.)
Flareon: all right, have you got any lightbulbs?
Delibird: no.(pulls out machine thingy) according to my bulb-o-meter, the nearest lightbulb is far, far away.
Flareon: exact location please?
Delibird: it's currently in the mouth of an insane Raichu, who is sucking it like a lollipop.
Flareon: oh.(turns and leaves)
Narrator: meanwhile.
(The scene changes back to Jolteon and Umbreon on Isle Defino, still sipping away at unidentified alcoholic drinks)
Umbreon: (watching the scantily-clad Eons dance around them) this is the way to live.
Jolteon: yeah.
Umbreon: too bad Jerramia had to be put in jail for vandalism.
Jolteon: she got what she deserved.
(Suddenly, the Eevee from the previous chapter appears and starts nuzzling against Umbreon)
Eevee: hiya again, cutie.
Jolteon: (staring) who's that?
Umbreon: (grinning nervously) um.someone?
Jolteon: does this have anything to do with the fact that you presented me with a bill for a hotel room with a double bed?
Umbreon: (breaking out into a sweat) eh.
Jolteon: you haven't been doing anything bad, have you?
Umbreon: (frantically waving paws) NO! DEFINITELY NOT!!!!!
Jolteon: that's good.
(They continue sipping their drinks)
Narrator: meanwhile.
(The scene changes to Flareon aimlessly wandering along the ice floes)
Flareon: all right.now where am I to find an insane Raichu? I know, I'll ask Espeon, Maybe he knows!
(Camera follows Flareon as he walks along the ice floes)
Flareon: (knocking on door) hello? Anyone home?
Espeon: (opening door) what?
Flareon: you sure took your time.
Espeon: it's not my fault, I'm waiting for Vaporeon to dry out.
Flareon: huh?
Espeon, well she fell asleep in the pool a week ago and dissolved, and although the water has evaporated, she still sort of runny.
Flareon: 0_o; I think I'll leave.(runs away)
Espeon: (watching Flareon run off) weird guy.(shuts the door)
(Camera follows Flareon as he walks around aimlessly until he comes across a cave)
Flareon: (reading) the summer house of the insane Raichu. Yep, this seems like the place.
(Camera follows Flareon as he walks along)
Flareon: (looking around) hello? Anyone home? (Spots a lightbulb lying on a table) yay! A lightbulb! (Picks it up)
(Suddenly, the cave starts to rumble, and a booming voice is heard)
Voice: why have you taken my lightbulb?!
Flareon: well, mine blew, and so I want it?
Voice: hmm. For this, you can either suffer a slow, painful death by our resident clown, Boffo, or you can enjoy a meal of Kentucky Fried Lugia! Which one will you choose?
(Flareon sits down and ponders)
Voice: time to choose, Mr. Flareon.
Flareon: (standing up) I'd like the Kentucky Fried Lugia, please.
Voice: very well!
(In a flash of light, Flareon finds himself sitting at a table. In front of him is a Lugia surrounded by roast potatoes, with an apple in its mouth)
Flareon: yummy! That looks delicious!
Lugia: (standing up and spitting apple out of mouth) huh? What am I doing here? Why do I have an apple in my mouth? Why on earth am I on a plate surrounded my roasted potatoes? And why on earth is there a Flareon with a knife and fork? (Narrows eyes)
Flareon: (grinning nervously) um, hi?
Lugia: @*#& IT! I AM NOT A CHICKEN! (Flies off)
Flareon: (watching Lugia fly off) well, at least I still have the roast potatoes and the lightbulb.better get home and screw it in.(runs off)
(Camera fades out)
Narrator: and so ends another episode of Eskimo Jolteon, except for-
(The scene changes to me sneaking into Dawn's lab. Camera follows me as I feed every Espeon in there Radiate. After a short time, all of them turn green (shiny Espeons are green)
Narrator: ha ha ha!!!!! (Runs out crazily)
How'd you like this silly story? Please review!!! ^_^