Link, Idiot of Time
~by LiLZelda~
OMG!! Chapter Four!! MUAHHAHAHA!!!
YOMUDDA: took you long enough…
LiLZelda: ^__^;;; oh yeah I forgot to mention, YOMUDDA is being featured in this chapter….MUAHHAHAHAHAHA (omiunus lighting and thunder flash)
YOMUDDA: O.o;;;;;;;;;; er, yeah…so anyway R & R and no flames people…ENJOY!
Disclaimer: ……(Link: say it…) *sob* I…I…I CAN'T *cries* (Link: *sigh* *lifts a gun up to his head*) OKAY! Okay! I'll say it. (pause) (Link: -__-;;; well…) I…I…*starts to sob again* I do not own Z-Zelda *sob* I-I-it belongs *blows nose on tissue* t-t-to Shigeru Miyamoto (O.o is that even the right spelling?!!!) *loses it* DAMN YOU SHIGERU MIYAMOTO DAMN YOU!!!! *falls to knees and cries) (A/n: NO!!! I do not mean that terribly sorry Miyamoto-san, I hope you live a happy long life! *Miyamoto and his fans run towards LiLZelda with torches* LiLZelda: O.o;;;;;;;)
~*SCENCE FOUR: A bunch of random stuff before the Deku Tree ~*
Navi: …and so you see Link, that's why I burned down the Playboy studios.
Link: but I don't get it Navi. What does this conversation have to do with Playboy?
Navi: you'll find out in time…
(a Deku Baba pops out of the ground)
Link & Navi: AIIIIIIIEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!! (runs around dumbly in circles, making all three Deku Baba's pop out)
Link & Navi: AIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!
Navi: Link! Use your sword!!! Your sword!!!!
Link: hey Navi you're right! (pulls out sword and points it to the sky) ALMIGHTY JEBUS!!!!!! (A/n: and yes I know how to spell Jesus) HELP US, HELP US!!!!!
(pause)
(long pause)
(very long pause)
(extremely long pause)
(……I'm stalling aren't I?)
Navi: Link…what the f*** are you doing?
Link: (starts to foam at the mouth) I AM TRYING TO CALL THE ALMIGHTY JEBUS!!!! JEBUS JEBUS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU JEBUS?!!!!!!!! DESTROY THESE DEKU BABAS OF…DOOM!!!!!
Deku Babas: *sobs* All we wanted was Seymour. WAHHHHH!
Navi: O.o;;;;;;;;;;
(YOMUDDA appears)
YOMUDDA: I love that face! O.o;;;;;;;;;;;;;; MUAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! (omuinus thunder)…hey what happened to the lighting?
(LiLZelda appears)
LiLZelda: Only I can do the Omunius thunder *and* lighting thing. MUAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA *hack, choke* (omunis thunder and lighting) (eats sugar, smoke pot (with sugar in it)) TOODLES!! (disappears)
YOMUDDA & Navi: O.o;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
YOMUDDA: uh, yeah so anyway. What does frissledorf mean?
(everything goes silent)
Link: (mouth still foaming, eyes go red) WHAT DID YOU SAY?!!!
YOMUDDA: what?
Link: (angry) HUH?!
YOMUDDA: huh?
Link: (still angry) WHAT?!!!!
(YOMUDDA disappears with a poof)
Link: (confused) huh?
(YOMUDDA is now found in a classroom on a desk, LiLZelda is in a gradutation suit with the cap on she is standing near a chalkboard with little Xs and Os on it)
YOMUDDA: what the frissledorf am I doing here? And what does frissledorf mean?
LiLZelda: Exaclty why you're here. (Points to a random X) frissledorf, is just a made up nonsense word like, elephant monkey and pickle moose. It is a word used only by random nonsense people like me. Got it?
YOMUDDA: no…
LiLZelda: ……Good.
YOMUDDA: Oh! And LiLZelda, before I go where did you get that chalkboard?
LiLZelda: (shrugs) I dunno, I just found it in the boy's locker room.
YOMUDDA: (diappears with a poof)
LiLZelda: what's wrong with her? (shurgs) (starts to eat sugar…when a elephant falls on her)
Elephant: *huck* (drinks beer) Hey's little missy can's ya tell a ole' hillbilly where's he's is? I gotta marrys my sister Iris in the pig's pen…*hic* uhh, lil'missy? (looks down) Oh, I done right squashed her like a mashed potatoe in July. *hic, hiccup*
(And now back to our heros…… *takes a asprin*)
Link: wow, that battle was tough.
Navi: yeah, especially when a meteor is hurtling down a you only have 2 minutes, unitl all possible doom awaits you.
YOMUDDA: what are you guys talking about?
Link & Navi: we don't know.
YOMUDDA: well, I gotta go but I'll still appear in random parts of the story. *disappears*
Link: ya know what Navi let's say random stuff until LiLZelda get's new ideas for the next story, or chapter.
Navi: O.o u-uh okay.
Link: (stops) hey look the Deku Tree!!
Navi; MUAHHAHAHHAHAHHHAHAHHAHAHA *hack*
Link: what was that for
Navi:…I dunno…
~*END OF SCENCE FOUR~*
Okay the ending sucked, but I think for the most part it was pretty good. God I'm so busy with all these stories. Well anyway,
R & R and
No flames
~~~~~~
~by LiLZelda~
OMG!! Chapter Four!! MUAHHAHAHA!!!
YOMUDDA: took you long enough…
LiLZelda: ^__^;;; oh yeah I forgot to mention, YOMUDDA is being featured in this chapter….MUAHHAHAHAHAHA (omiunus lighting and thunder flash)
YOMUDDA: O.o;;;;;;;;;; er, yeah…so anyway R & R and no flames people…ENJOY!
Disclaimer: ……(Link: say it…) *sob* I…I…I CAN'T *cries* (Link: *sigh* *lifts a gun up to his head*) OKAY! Okay! I'll say it. (pause) (Link: -__-;;; well…) I…I…*starts to sob again* I do not own Z-Zelda *sob* I-I-it belongs *blows nose on tissue* t-t-to Shigeru Miyamoto (O.o is that even the right spelling?!!!) *loses it* DAMN YOU SHIGERU MIYAMOTO DAMN YOU!!!! *falls to knees and cries) (A/n: NO!!! I do not mean that terribly sorry Miyamoto-san, I hope you live a happy long life! *Miyamoto and his fans run towards LiLZelda with torches* LiLZelda: O.o;;;;;;;)
~*SCENCE FOUR: A bunch of random stuff before the Deku Tree ~*
Navi: …and so you see Link, that's why I burned down the Playboy studios.
Link: but I don't get it Navi. What does this conversation have to do with Playboy?
Navi: you'll find out in time…
(a Deku Baba pops out of the ground)
Link & Navi: AIIIIIIIEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!! (runs around dumbly in circles, making all three Deku Baba's pop out)
Link & Navi: AIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!
Navi: Link! Use your sword!!! Your sword!!!!
Link: hey Navi you're right! (pulls out sword and points it to the sky) ALMIGHTY JEBUS!!!!!! (A/n: and yes I know how to spell Jesus) HELP US, HELP US!!!!!
(pause)
(long pause)
(very long pause)
(extremely long pause)
(……I'm stalling aren't I?)
Navi: Link…what the f*** are you doing?
Link: (starts to foam at the mouth) I AM TRYING TO CALL THE ALMIGHTY JEBUS!!!! JEBUS JEBUS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU JEBUS?!!!!!!!! DESTROY THESE DEKU BABAS OF…DOOM!!!!!
Deku Babas: *sobs* All we wanted was Seymour. WAHHHHH!
Navi: O.o;;;;;;;;;;
(YOMUDDA appears)
YOMUDDA: I love that face! O.o;;;;;;;;;;;;;; MUAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! (omuinus thunder)…hey what happened to the lighting?
(LiLZelda appears)
LiLZelda: Only I can do the Omunius thunder *and* lighting thing. MUAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA *hack, choke* (omunis thunder and lighting) (eats sugar, smoke pot (with sugar in it)) TOODLES!! (disappears)
YOMUDDA & Navi: O.o;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
YOMUDDA: uh, yeah so anyway. What does frissledorf mean?
(everything goes silent)
Link: (mouth still foaming, eyes go red) WHAT DID YOU SAY?!!!
YOMUDDA: what?
Link: (angry) HUH?!
YOMUDDA: huh?
Link: (still angry) WHAT?!!!!
(YOMUDDA disappears with a poof)
Link: (confused) huh?
(YOMUDDA is now found in a classroom on a desk, LiLZelda is in a gradutation suit with the cap on she is standing near a chalkboard with little Xs and Os on it)
YOMUDDA: what the frissledorf am I doing here? And what does frissledorf mean?
LiLZelda: Exaclty why you're here. (Points to a random X) frissledorf, is just a made up nonsense word like, elephant monkey and pickle moose. It is a word used only by random nonsense people like me. Got it?
YOMUDDA: no…
LiLZelda: ……Good.
YOMUDDA: Oh! And LiLZelda, before I go where did you get that chalkboard?
LiLZelda: (shrugs) I dunno, I just found it in the boy's locker room.
YOMUDDA: (diappears with a poof)
LiLZelda: what's wrong with her? (shurgs) (starts to eat sugar…when a elephant falls on her)
Elephant: *huck* (drinks beer) Hey's little missy can's ya tell a ole' hillbilly where's he's is? I gotta marrys my sister Iris in the pig's pen…*hic* uhh, lil'missy? (looks down) Oh, I done right squashed her like a mashed potatoe in July. *hic, hiccup*
(And now back to our heros…… *takes a asprin*)
Link: wow, that battle was tough.
Navi: yeah, especially when a meteor is hurtling down a you only have 2 minutes, unitl all possible doom awaits you.
YOMUDDA: what are you guys talking about?
Link & Navi: we don't know.
YOMUDDA: well, I gotta go but I'll still appear in random parts of the story. *disappears*
Link: ya know what Navi let's say random stuff until LiLZelda get's new ideas for the next story, or chapter.
Navi: O.o u-uh okay.
Link: (stops) hey look the Deku Tree!!
Navi; MUAHHAHAHHAHAHHHAHAHHAHAHA *hack*
Link: what was that for
Navi:…I dunno…
~*END OF SCENCE FOUR~*
Okay the ending sucked, but I think for the most part it was pretty good. God I'm so busy with all these stories. Well anyway,
R & R and
No flames
~~~~~~