Link, Idiot of Time.
~LiLZelda~
Hey, sorry for the extremely long wait, I have terrible writers block these days ^_^;. Anyway, for your enjoyment here is the new and improved 5th Chapter of Link, Idiot of Time!!!
*cricket chirping*
-__-;; hmm…Well anyway people you know the drill--
Reviewers: *sigh* -__-;; we know….we know…R&R and no flames…
^_^ EXACTLY!! Well on with the fic!
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Disclaimer Poem:
I live in a shoe
With my Mom and Dad
My brother is mad, I am glad.
I can't rhyme, 'cuz I'm not Dr. Seuss
But all I have to say is
SMECKLEPOO!!
I lost my house
'cuz I didn't do a disclaimer
And all my lawyers… kicked me in the anise ^_^;
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~*SCENE FIVE: Return to The Deku Tree! (hence the title)*~
***Finally! After how many friggin' chapters of waiting-- I mean…*ahem* Finally, alst! Our heroes reach the Deku Tree! Hopefully at least some sanity will come out of this! Do think it would? Why am I asking you? Heck, why am I even asking?? On with the show…***
Navi: Finally, alst! Our heroes have reached the Deku Tree!
Link: Navi, that sounds awfully redundant…
Navi:…STUPID CUE CARD MAN! YOU STILL HAVE THE NARRATORS LINES UP!!!
Cue-Card-Man: *grumbles* I don't get paid enough for this….
Navi: Neither do I…but you don't see me complaining, do you?
Cue-Card-Man: Yeah, actually I do…
Link: He's right Navi you---
Navi: Link, you friggin' horse-monkey shut up and lemme teak care of this *flies over to the cue-card-man, and starts to beat him up*Link, do me a favor and take care of this scene alone…*continues to beat up cue-card-man*
Link: But who will be my sidekick??
*LiLZelda appears*
LiLZelda: I will!! *bounces up and down* ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME MEEEEE!!
Link: Oh why do you do this do me Jebus…
LiLZelda: *puts on the Popes hat and smacks Link* YOU HAVE INSULTED THE LORD!!!
Link: But, all I said was Jebus….
LiLZelda: *smacks Link again* don't make me have to do this to you Linky-poo!
Link: …LiLZelda?
LiLZelda: yeeeesss? *takes out a bag of cubed sugar and stuffs some into her mouth, swallows.*
Link: Where'd you get that hat?
LiLZelda: I stole it from some old dude, on a chair. Ain't it prettiful?
Link: uhh, yeah…it is. Can I try it on?
LiLZelda: NOOOOO MY HAT!!!! *disappears with a poof*
Link: O_O;;
**Link shouldn't you get going and wake the Deku Tree???**
Link: *Sigh* you're right Mr.Narrotor I should shouldn't I?
**Yes you should! And it's MISS Narrator to you MUAHAHHAHAHA *hack, choke**
Link: Frissledorf! First the plot takes longer then expected, then the Narrator gets posseed by LiLZelda…and who knows what might happen now…**
(a Elephant falls from the---)
Link: OOO NOOO YOU DON'T!!! ABOUSLY NOOO ELEPAHNT IS FALLING FROM THE SKY!!!!
** party-pooper…*sticks tongue out* **
Deku Tree: *snore, drool, grunt* I wear white-tighiges mommie! *snore* heehee, would you like more tea Mrs. Lumpkins? Would that be one lump or--- *wakes up* huh? what? where? who? when? how? Have I used all the predicates yet??
** No, you missed: he, she, it--**
Link: ENOUGH!!
*crickets*
Link: *ahem* Deku Tree I was the boy who you sent for.
Deku Tree: you mean the boy who lives in the tree?
Link: Yeah, except for some live in stumps, or on the rare occasion logs…but it's still a mystery of what the Know-It-All Brothers live in. I mean is it a regular house or stump or house or stump. Heh. You know what I could just go on and on and on and on and on and on all day long and not have a care in the world of what's happening like this one time when--hey Deku are you listing? Deku? Deku?? DEKKUUUUUU!!!!!
Deku Tree: *wakes up again* huh? what? where---Oh yeah. *takes a deep breath and says fast* FreemefromthiscusrefromwhichthismaninablackcapehasbewictheduponmehurrybacksoonItendtogetrancidbreath (1). ((1)- Free me from this curse from which this man in a black cape has bewitched upon me hurry back soon, I tend to get rancid breath)
Link: Um, no thanks I'll think I'll have a snickers! *takes out a snickers and eats it) mmmmm snickers…*drools*
Deku Tree: *opens mouth* ENTER YOUNG HERO!!!
Link: Deku, before I go in….could I ask you a question?
Deku Tree: yeeeesss?
Link: How could you talk with your mouth wide open?
Deku Tree: Some secrets are to be kept.
Link: SCREW YOU, OLD PIECE OF BARK!! *scratches Deku Tree with sword and runs inside*
Deku Tree: *sigh* they don't pay me enough for this….
~~**END OF SCENE FIVE**~~
Read and Review
Read and Review
Or I will send rabid cows
After you
^__^
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~LiLZelda~
Hey, sorry for the extremely long wait, I have terrible writers block these days ^_^;. Anyway, for your enjoyment here is the new and improved 5th Chapter of Link, Idiot of Time!!!
*cricket chirping*
-__-;; hmm…Well anyway people you know the drill--
Reviewers: *sigh* -__-;; we know….we know…R&R and no flames…
^_^ EXACTLY!! Well on with the fic!
---------
Disclaimer Poem:
I live in a shoe
With my Mom and Dad
My brother is mad, I am glad.
I can't rhyme, 'cuz I'm not Dr. Seuss
But all I have to say is
SMECKLEPOO!!
I lost my house
'cuz I didn't do a disclaimer
And all my lawyers… kicked me in the anise ^_^;
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~*SCENE FIVE: Return to The Deku Tree! (hence the title)*~
***Finally! After how many friggin' chapters of waiting-- I mean…*ahem* Finally, alst! Our heroes reach the Deku Tree! Hopefully at least some sanity will come out of this! Do think it would? Why am I asking you? Heck, why am I even asking?? On with the show…***
Navi: Finally, alst! Our heroes have reached the Deku Tree!
Link: Navi, that sounds awfully redundant…
Navi:…STUPID CUE CARD MAN! YOU STILL HAVE THE NARRATORS LINES UP!!!
Cue-Card-Man: *grumbles* I don't get paid enough for this….
Navi: Neither do I…but you don't see me complaining, do you?
Cue-Card-Man: Yeah, actually I do…
Link: He's right Navi you---
Navi: Link, you friggin' horse-monkey shut up and lemme teak care of this *flies over to the cue-card-man, and starts to beat him up*Link, do me a favor and take care of this scene alone…*continues to beat up cue-card-man*
Link: But who will be my sidekick??
*LiLZelda appears*
LiLZelda: I will!! *bounces up and down* ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME MEEEEE!!
Link: Oh why do you do this do me Jebus…
LiLZelda: *puts on the Popes hat and smacks Link* YOU HAVE INSULTED THE LORD!!!
Link: But, all I said was Jebus….
LiLZelda: *smacks Link again* don't make me have to do this to you Linky-poo!
Link: …LiLZelda?
LiLZelda: yeeeesss? *takes out a bag of cubed sugar and stuffs some into her mouth, swallows.*
Link: Where'd you get that hat?
LiLZelda: I stole it from some old dude, on a chair. Ain't it prettiful?
Link: uhh, yeah…it is. Can I try it on?
LiLZelda: NOOOOO MY HAT!!!! *disappears with a poof*
Link: O_O;;
**Link shouldn't you get going and wake the Deku Tree???**
Link: *Sigh* you're right Mr.Narrotor I should shouldn't I?
**Yes you should! And it's MISS Narrator to you MUAHAHHAHAHA *hack, choke**
Link: Frissledorf! First the plot takes longer then expected, then the Narrator gets posseed by LiLZelda…and who knows what might happen now…**
(a Elephant falls from the---)
Link: OOO NOOO YOU DON'T!!! ABOUSLY NOOO ELEPAHNT IS FALLING FROM THE SKY!!!!
** party-pooper…*sticks tongue out* **
Deku Tree: *snore, drool, grunt* I wear white-tighiges mommie! *snore* heehee, would you like more tea Mrs. Lumpkins? Would that be one lump or--- *wakes up* huh? what? where? who? when? how? Have I used all the predicates yet??
** No, you missed: he, she, it--**
Link: ENOUGH!!
*crickets*
Link: *ahem* Deku Tree I was the boy who you sent for.
Deku Tree: you mean the boy who lives in the tree?
Link: Yeah, except for some live in stumps, or on the rare occasion logs…but it's still a mystery of what the Know-It-All Brothers live in. I mean is it a regular house or stump or house or stump. Heh. You know what I could just go on and on and on and on and on and on all day long and not have a care in the world of what's happening like this one time when--hey Deku are you listing? Deku? Deku?? DEKKUUUUUU!!!!!
Deku Tree: *wakes up again* huh? what? where---Oh yeah. *takes a deep breath and says fast* FreemefromthiscusrefromwhichthismaninablackcapehasbewictheduponmehurrybacksoonItendtogetrancidbreath (1). ((1)- Free me from this curse from which this man in a black cape has bewitched upon me hurry back soon, I tend to get rancid breath)
Link: Um, no thanks I'll think I'll have a snickers! *takes out a snickers and eats it) mmmmm snickers…*drools*
Deku Tree: *opens mouth* ENTER YOUNG HERO!!!
Link: Deku, before I go in….could I ask you a question?
Deku Tree: yeeeesss?
Link: How could you talk with your mouth wide open?
Deku Tree: Some secrets are to be kept.
Link: SCREW YOU, OLD PIECE OF BARK!! *scratches Deku Tree with sword and runs inside*
Deku Tree: *sigh* they don't pay me enough for this….
~~**END OF SCENE FIVE**~~
Read and Review
Read and Review
Or I will send rabid cows
After you
^__^
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