Author's note: yawn.Finally my exams are over! Yay! What else is there to
say.do script-format fics count as chat room fics? Someone say something!
I'm scared! ;_; oh well, on with the story.
Narrator: and yes, we shall be doing the disclaimer again.(drags Dawn out)
Dawn: and what's today's episode's gift?
Narrator: yes. For doing the disclaimer, you get get.dun dun dun.AN INFLATABLE POOL! (Holds it up)
Dawn: all right.Lccorp2 does not own pokemon, nor does he own any other characters not created by him. However, he owns this fic, as well as his crappy 500 megahertz computer and me.
Narrator: I own YOU? I don't remember that.
Dawn: oops.
Narrator: whatever. (Hands her the inflatable pool) here you go, have some fun.
Dawn: wheee! (Runs off to fill it up)
Narrator: all right, on with the story!
Eskimo Jolteon Episode 57:
A Short, silly Brain-dead fan-fic by Lccorp2. Copyright Lccorp2 2002. ^_^
Narrator (me that is): picture the pokemon world in your head.
Narrator: now focus in a bit in a place that is always sunny.
Narrator: now focus in on a white, sandy beach somewhere.
Narrator: STOP!!! ^_^.
(Jolteon appears in a flash of light on the beach)
Jolteon: ouch.that hurt.(looks around and notices that the deckchairs are empty) hey where did Umbreon go?
Narrator: (sighing) look. Ground. Footprints.
Jolteon: (still frazzled from the encounter with Boffo) um.could you repeat that?
Narrator: follow the footprints, freak!
Jolteon: all right, there's no need to be rude. (Gets up and follows footprints)
(Camera follows Jolteon as he follows the footprints)
Jolteon: (seeing something that is horrifying) OH MEW!
(Camera swings round to show the Isle Defino pokemon center. How ever, the words "pokemon center" have been crossed out, and in their place is written- )
Jolteon: UMBREON'S LOVE SHACK! AAAAA! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!
(Jolteon storms toward the building, which is visibly trembling from the, um, activities going on inside and flings open the door.)
Narrator: as showing this portion of the fic will break the strict PG-13 rating, this bit will not be shown. (Sorry! ^_~) Instead, let us move on.
(The scene changes to Jolteon dragging Umbreon towards the Isle Defino airport.)
Umbreon: hey, I wasn't finished with them yet!
Jolteon: did you know what you were doing?
Umbreon: no, but it felt so good.
Jolteon: 0_o; we gotta get off the island fast.
Umbreon: no! I wanna go back to those pretty Eons!
Jolteon: did you even tell any of them your real name?
Umbreon: no, but I think at least half of them were in heat.
Jolteon: that's it. We're never coming back.
(They dash by the Island Elder)
Island Elder: leaving so fast?
Jolteon: yes!
Island Elder: come again soon!
Jolteon: probably never.
(Camera fades out as they Jolteon drags Umbreon towards the Isle Defino airport)
Narrator: meanwhile.
(The scene changes to me playing cards with TCL)
Narrator: straight flush! Beat that!
TCL: (throwing down cards) all right, I lose.
Narrator: ha ha! Wo ying le! (Translation: ha ha! I win!)
TCL: huh?
Narrator: ni bu neng shuo hua yu! Shui jiao ni mei chi zhai wo mian qian jiang fa wen? (Translation: you can't speak Chinese! Who asked you to speak French all the time in front of me?)
TCL: I don't understand you.
Narrator: jiu shi ma! Wo ye tao yan ni mei chi shuo bie the yu yuan! (Translation: precisely! I always hate it when you speak other languages!)
TCL: can we just play on?
Narrator: hao. (Translation: all right)
TCL: Lc.
Narrator: ok.
(We continue playing cards)
Narrator: meanwhile.
(The scene changes to Vaporeon by her fridge)
Vaporeon: I could do with a snack.(opens fridge and rummages around)
(Suddenly, an apple speaks)
Apple: hey, Vaporeon.
Vaporeon: huh?
Apple: I've lost my job and my family, and I want to end it all. Eat me.
Vaporeon: no! I can't do that!
Apple: please. I want to end this torment.
Vaporeon: (taking pity on the apple) all right.(picks up the apple and eats it in a few bites)
Narrator: anyway.
(The scene changes to TCL wandering around the author's lounge)
TCL: what to do.(notices Dawn floating around in her pool) ooh.(flies high up)
Dawn: what a nice day.(splashes around) (notices TCL) hey! I see you up there! What're you doing?!
(A shadow surrounds Dawn and steadily grows larger)
Dawn: oh no.(desperately tries to pull herself out of the pool)
TCL: (falling like a rock) CANNONBALL!!!!!
(TCL lands into the pool, creating a reasonable-sized crater)
TCL: wheee! That was fun! Fill it up and let's do it again!
Dawn: (from inside crater) please remove your wing from my nostril so that I may kill you.
Narrator: and anyway, so ends another episode of Eskimo Jolteon! Yay!
How'd you like this silly story? Please review! ^_^
Narrator: and yes, we shall be doing the disclaimer again.(drags Dawn out)
Dawn: and what's today's episode's gift?
Narrator: yes. For doing the disclaimer, you get get.dun dun dun.AN INFLATABLE POOL! (Holds it up)
Dawn: all right.Lccorp2 does not own pokemon, nor does he own any other characters not created by him. However, he owns this fic, as well as his crappy 500 megahertz computer and me.
Narrator: I own YOU? I don't remember that.
Dawn: oops.
Narrator: whatever. (Hands her the inflatable pool) here you go, have some fun.
Dawn: wheee! (Runs off to fill it up)
Narrator: all right, on with the story!
Eskimo Jolteon Episode 57:
A Short, silly Brain-dead fan-fic by Lccorp2. Copyright Lccorp2 2002. ^_^
Narrator (me that is): picture the pokemon world in your head.
Narrator: now focus in a bit in a place that is always sunny.
Narrator: now focus in on a white, sandy beach somewhere.
Narrator: STOP!!! ^_^.
(Jolteon appears in a flash of light on the beach)
Jolteon: ouch.that hurt.(looks around and notices that the deckchairs are empty) hey where did Umbreon go?
Narrator: (sighing) look. Ground. Footprints.
Jolteon: (still frazzled from the encounter with Boffo) um.could you repeat that?
Narrator: follow the footprints, freak!
Jolteon: all right, there's no need to be rude. (Gets up and follows footprints)
(Camera follows Jolteon as he follows the footprints)
Jolteon: (seeing something that is horrifying) OH MEW!
(Camera swings round to show the Isle Defino pokemon center. How ever, the words "pokemon center" have been crossed out, and in their place is written- )
Jolteon: UMBREON'S LOVE SHACK! AAAAA! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!
(Jolteon storms toward the building, which is visibly trembling from the, um, activities going on inside and flings open the door.)
Narrator: as showing this portion of the fic will break the strict PG-13 rating, this bit will not be shown. (Sorry! ^_~) Instead, let us move on.
(The scene changes to Jolteon dragging Umbreon towards the Isle Defino airport.)
Umbreon: hey, I wasn't finished with them yet!
Jolteon: did you know what you were doing?
Umbreon: no, but it felt so good.
Jolteon: 0_o; we gotta get off the island fast.
Umbreon: no! I wanna go back to those pretty Eons!
Jolteon: did you even tell any of them your real name?
Umbreon: no, but I think at least half of them were in heat.
Jolteon: that's it. We're never coming back.
(They dash by the Island Elder)
Island Elder: leaving so fast?
Jolteon: yes!
Island Elder: come again soon!
Jolteon: probably never.
(Camera fades out as they Jolteon drags Umbreon towards the Isle Defino airport)
Narrator: meanwhile.
(The scene changes to me playing cards with TCL)
Narrator: straight flush! Beat that!
TCL: (throwing down cards) all right, I lose.
Narrator: ha ha! Wo ying le! (Translation: ha ha! I win!)
TCL: huh?
Narrator: ni bu neng shuo hua yu! Shui jiao ni mei chi zhai wo mian qian jiang fa wen? (Translation: you can't speak Chinese! Who asked you to speak French all the time in front of me?)
TCL: I don't understand you.
Narrator: jiu shi ma! Wo ye tao yan ni mei chi shuo bie the yu yuan! (Translation: precisely! I always hate it when you speak other languages!)
TCL: can we just play on?
Narrator: hao. (Translation: all right)
TCL: Lc.
Narrator: ok.
(We continue playing cards)
Narrator: meanwhile.
(The scene changes to Vaporeon by her fridge)
Vaporeon: I could do with a snack.(opens fridge and rummages around)
(Suddenly, an apple speaks)
Apple: hey, Vaporeon.
Vaporeon: huh?
Apple: I've lost my job and my family, and I want to end it all. Eat me.
Vaporeon: no! I can't do that!
Apple: please. I want to end this torment.
Vaporeon: (taking pity on the apple) all right.(picks up the apple and eats it in a few bites)
Narrator: anyway.
(The scene changes to TCL wandering around the author's lounge)
TCL: what to do.(notices Dawn floating around in her pool) ooh.(flies high up)
Dawn: what a nice day.(splashes around) (notices TCL) hey! I see you up there! What're you doing?!
(A shadow surrounds Dawn and steadily grows larger)
Dawn: oh no.(desperately tries to pull herself out of the pool)
TCL: (falling like a rock) CANNONBALL!!!!!
(TCL lands into the pool, creating a reasonable-sized crater)
TCL: wheee! That was fun! Fill it up and let's do it again!
Dawn: (from inside crater) please remove your wing from my nostril so that I may kill you.
Narrator: and anyway, so ends another episode of Eskimo Jolteon! Yay!
How'd you like this silly story? Please review! ^_^