Author's note: YAY! Eskimo Jolteon is still alive! Hooray! No one's on MSN
right now.;_; oh well. Yes! I declare this fic the longest pokemon insane
fic EVER! Yay! But I'll never get to speak to TCL.oh well.what else is
there to say.I won't going to school tomorrow and the day after due to exam
paper marking! Yay! Now on with the story!
Narrator: and as usual with all the episodes, we shall get our old friend to do the disclaimer. (Drags out Dawn the Espeon)
Dawn: (yawning) can't I get some sleep?
Narrator: no, for if you do the disclaimer, I will give you.
Dawn: what?
Narrator: a Game Boy Advance! (Holds it up)
Dawn: (eyes light up) oooh! Give me give me give me! (Tries to snatch it from me)
Narrator: first, do the disclaimer.
Dawn: (bursts into tears) meanie.
Narrator: just do the disclaimer, is it that hard?
Dawn: all right.;_; Lccorp2 does not own pokemon, nor does he own any other characters or the sky. However, he owns this fic, and his absolutely tasteless and unfashionable clothes.
Narrator: I heard that! You're not getting anything! (Runs away)
Dawn: hey, come back! (Chases me)
Eskimo Jolteon Episode 58:
A Short, silly Brain-dead fan-fic by Lccorp2. Copyright Lccorp2 2002. ^_^
Narrator (me that is): picture the pokemon world in your head.
Narrator: now focus in a bit in a place that is always sunny.
Narrator: now focus in on a small airport that is near a white, sandy beach somewhere.
Narrator: STOP!!! ^_^.
(Camera zooms in on Jolteon, still dragging Umbreon along)
Jolteon: we are soooo never visiting this place again.
Umbreon: (bitterly) you've said that for the 5489th time.
Jolteon: you kept count?
Umbreon: sort of.
Jolteon: well, I just don't want a whole load of single mothers coming up and demanding child support from you.
Umbreon: (thinks for a while being dragged along) yeah, makes sense.
Jolteon: (stopping) at least we've reached the airport, now to get off this island!
Umbreon: couldn't we stop for a bite?
Jolteon: (staring at Umbreon) you know, that's the only thing that makes sense to come out of your mouth today.
Umbreon: I suppose you concur.
Jolteon: yes. Let's go. (They walk off)
Narrator: meanwhile.
(The scene changes to Vaporeon, who still is at her fridge)
Vaporeon: yummy! (Reaches for a chocolate bar)
(Suddenly, the chocolate bar appears to stand up)
Chocolate bar: to be, or not to be? That is the question.
Vaporeon: hey-
Chocolate bar: whether tis' nobler to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune.
Vaporeon: hello?
Chocolate bar: or by taking arms against a sea of troubles, end them?
Vaporeon: may I e-
Chocolate bar: to die, to sleep, no more! And by sleep we mean to end the thousand natural shocks heir to flesh.tis a consummation devoutly to be wished!
Vaporeon: (angrily) please shut up so that I may eat you!
Chocolate bar: to sleep, perchance to dream, aye, there's the rub! For who knows what dreams we may have when we have shuffled off this mortal coil must give us pause.
Vaporeon: that's it. (Grabs the chocolate bar and swallows it whole)
(Suddenly, a banana speaks)
Banana: et tu, toffee? (Makes choking sound)
Vaporeon: (slamming door of fridge) that's it. (Storms off)
Narrator: hahaha! Meanwhile.
(The scene changes to the author's lounge. We see all the authors except me and Dawn. They are in a circle around something.)
Narrator: (coming in) oooh, my head.
C9Y: we just invented a new game! Wanna play with us?
Narrator: (clutching head) will that take away my headache?
Pyrovulpix: I don't know, but it might help.
Flower: yeah.
Narrator: all right, so what's this new game called?
TCL: (happily) we call it.
Narrator: yes?
TCL: jump on Dawn's Game Boy Advance!
Narrator: (stepping back) I'll pass this round.
TCL: fine. Your loss.
(All the authors get into a circle, ready to jump)
Dawn: (suddenly teleporting in) NNNOOOOO!!!!! MY GAME BOY ADVANCE! (Rushes forward)
Narrator: (watching bits of plastic and metal fly in all directions) too late.
Dawn: wahhh! Meanies! (Runs out crying)
Narrator: meanwhile.
(The scene changes to Jolteon and Umbreon walking into a café. They see FLUDD sitting on a table)
Jolteon: (walking towards FLUDD) oh, it's you!
FLUDD: AAAIIIEEEE! NO! EVIL DEMONS! BEGONE! I NEVER WANT TO SEE YOU AGAIN!
Umbreon: hey, didn't you die when Jolteon crashed?
FLUDD: they fixed me.
Umbreon: oh.
FLUDD: NOOOOO!!! GO AWAY! NEVER COME BACK!
Jolteon: nah, you might be useful in doing my laundry back home. (Hoists FLUDD onto his back)
FLUDD: (struggling desperately) NNNNOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
Umbreon: sorry, dude. My hands are tied.
Jolteon: and now for something to eat. (Steps up to counter) I'd like a blueberry pie, please.
FLUDD: SOMEONE GET ME OFF THIS MADMAN'S BACK!
Ugly-overgrown brainless freak in stupid outfit: duh.duuuuuuh?
Jolteon: (still not realizing the Ugly-overgrown brainless freak in a stupid outfit has an IQ of 2) (Slowly) I-would-like-a-blue-berry-pie- please.
Ugly-overgrown brainless freak in stupid outfit: daaahhhh?
FLUDD: moron! You're not talking his language!
Jolteon: huh?
FLUDD: (sighs) duh daah duh. Dur duh dur daah duh.
Ugly-overgrown brainless freak in stupid outfit: DUH! (Goes in and reappears with a blueberry pie)
FLUDD: see?
Jolteon: oh.(takes blueberry pie)
(Suddenly, Jerramia appears and snatches the pie from Jolteon's paws)
Jolteon: AAA! I thought you were in prison?
Jerramia: (laughing freakishly) BWAHAHAHAHA! I WAS, BUT NOW AM NOT! NO ONE CAN CONFINE ME.WITH MY SPRAY CAN OF PAINT! (Holds it up)
Jolteon: huh.
Jerramia: SO LONG, SUCKER! ALL YOUR PIE ARE BELONG TO ME! (Runs away)
Jolteon: hey! Give me back my pie! I paid good money for it!
FLUDD: give chase, you fool!
Jolteon: all right.(runs after Jerramia)
Umbreon: and where does that leave me?
Eon's voice: (from outside) hey! The cutie's over there! Let's huggle him!
Umbreon: I suspect I won't be bored. (Smiles)
(The scene changes to Defino Plaza. We see Jolteon chasing Jerramia round and round.)
Jolteon: (spraying water around) this isn't working! I can't hit her!
FLUDD: perhaps you could try AIMING?
Jolteon: you know, I never thought of that.
(FLUDD sighs)
(By sheer accident, a jet of water hits Jerramia)
Jerramia: darn! I'm soggy! (Spray-paints a "J" on a wall and leaps into it)
Jolteon: (trying to leap into wall as well) ouch!
FLUDD: try spraying it.
Jolteon: huh?
FLUDD: TRY SPRAYING IT!
Jolteon: oh, ok.(sprays the "J". A nice view is opened) ooh, nice scenery.
FLUDD: jump in.
Jolteon: but shouldn't we admire the ni-
FLUDD: JUMP IN!
Jolteon: fine. (Jumps in)
Narrator: what will happen in the next episode? Will Jolteon be able to retrieve his blueberry pie from the evil Jerramia? What will become of Umbreon? Stay tuned to find out!
How'd you like this silly story? Please review!
Narrator: and as usual with all the episodes, we shall get our old friend to do the disclaimer. (Drags out Dawn the Espeon)
Dawn: (yawning) can't I get some sleep?
Narrator: no, for if you do the disclaimer, I will give you.
Dawn: what?
Narrator: a Game Boy Advance! (Holds it up)
Dawn: (eyes light up) oooh! Give me give me give me! (Tries to snatch it from me)
Narrator: first, do the disclaimer.
Dawn: (bursts into tears) meanie.
Narrator: just do the disclaimer, is it that hard?
Dawn: all right.;_; Lccorp2 does not own pokemon, nor does he own any other characters or the sky. However, he owns this fic, and his absolutely tasteless and unfashionable clothes.
Narrator: I heard that! You're not getting anything! (Runs away)
Dawn: hey, come back! (Chases me)
Eskimo Jolteon Episode 58:
A Short, silly Brain-dead fan-fic by Lccorp2. Copyright Lccorp2 2002. ^_^
Narrator (me that is): picture the pokemon world in your head.
Narrator: now focus in a bit in a place that is always sunny.
Narrator: now focus in on a small airport that is near a white, sandy beach somewhere.
Narrator: STOP!!! ^_^.
(Camera zooms in on Jolteon, still dragging Umbreon along)
Jolteon: we are soooo never visiting this place again.
Umbreon: (bitterly) you've said that for the 5489th time.
Jolteon: you kept count?
Umbreon: sort of.
Jolteon: well, I just don't want a whole load of single mothers coming up and demanding child support from you.
Umbreon: (thinks for a while being dragged along) yeah, makes sense.
Jolteon: (stopping) at least we've reached the airport, now to get off this island!
Umbreon: couldn't we stop for a bite?
Jolteon: (staring at Umbreon) you know, that's the only thing that makes sense to come out of your mouth today.
Umbreon: I suppose you concur.
Jolteon: yes. Let's go. (They walk off)
Narrator: meanwhile.
(The scene changes to Vaporeon, who still is at her fridge)
Vaporeon: yummy! (Reaches for a chocolate bar)
(Suddenly, the chocolate bar appears to stand up)
Chocolate bar: to be, or not to be? That is the question.
Vaporeon: hey-
Chocolate bar: whether tis' nobler to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune.
Vaporeon: hello?
Chocolate bar: or by taking arms against a sea of troubles, end them?
Vaporeon: may I e-
Chocolate bar: to die, to sleep, no more! And by sleep we mean to end the thousand natural shocks heir to flesh.tis a consummation devoutly to be wished!
Vaporeon: (angrily) please shut up so that I may eat you!
Chocolate bar: to sleep, perchance to dream, aye, there's the rub! For who knows what dreams we may have when we have shuffled off this mortal coil must give us pause.
Vaporeon: that's it. (Grabs the chocolate bar and swallows it whole)
(Suddenly, a banana speaks)
Banana: et tu, toffee? (Makes choking sound)
Vaporeon: (slamming door of fridge) that's it. (Storms off)
Narrator: hahaha! Meanwhile.
(The scene changes to the author's lounge. We see all the authors except me and Dawn. They are in a circle around something.)
Narrator: (coming in) oooh, my head.
C9Y: we just invented a new game! Wanna play with us?
Narrator: (clutching head) will that take away my headache?
Pyrovulpix: I don't know, but it might help.
Flower: yeah.
Narrator: all right, so what's this new game called?
TCL: (happily) we call it.
Narrator: yes?
TCL: jump on Dawn's Game Boy Advance!
Narrator: (stepping back) I'll pass this round.
TCL: fine. Your loss.
(All the authors get into a circle, ready to jump)
Dawn: (suddenly teleporting in) NNNOOOOO!!!!! MY GAME BOY ADVANCE! (Rushes forward)
Narrator: (watching bits of plastic and metal fly in all directions) too late.
Dawn: wahhh! Meanies! (Runs out crying)
Narrator: meanwhile.
(The scene changes to Jolteon and Umbreon walking into a café. They see FLUDD sitting on a table)
Jolteon: (walking towards FLUDD) oh, it's you!
FLUDD: AAAIIIEEEE! NO! EVIL DEMONS! BEGONE! I NEVER WANT TO SEE YOU AGAIN!
Umbreon: hey, didn't you die when Jolteon crashed?
FLUDD: they fixed me.
Umbreon: oh.
FLUDD: NOOOOO!!! GO AWAY! NEVER COME BACK!
Jolteon: nah, you might be useful in doing my laundry back home. (Hoists FLUDD onto his back)
FLUDD: (struggling desperately) NNNNOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
Umbreon: sorry, dude. My hands are tied.
Jolteon: and now for something to eat. (Steps up to counter) I'd like a blueberry pie, please.
FLUDD: SOMEONE GET ME OFF THIS MADMAN'S BACK!
Ugly-overgrown brainless freak in stupid outfit: duh.duuuuuuh?
Jolteon: (still not realizing the Ugly-overgrown brainless freak in a stupid outfit has an IQ of 2) (Slowly) I-would-like-a-blue-berry-pie- please.
Ugly-overgrown brainless freak in stupid outfit: daaahhhh?
FLUDD: moron! You're not talking his language!
Jolteon: huh?
FLUDD: (sighs) duh daah duh. Dur duh dur daah duh.
Ugly-overgrown brainless freak in stupid outfit: DUH! (Goes in and reappears with a blueberry pie)
FLUDD: see?
Jolteon: oh.(takes blueberry pie)
(Suddenly, Jerramia appears and snatches the pie from Jolteon's paws)
Jolteon: AAA! I thought you were in prison?
Jerramia: (laughing freakishly) BWAHAHAHAHA! I WAS, BUT NOW AM NOT! NO ONE CAN CONFINE ME.WITH MY SPRAY CAN OF PAINT! (Holds it up)
Jolteon: huh.
Jerramia: SO LONG, SUCKER! ALL YOUR PIE ARE BELONG TO ME! (Runs away)
Jolteon: hey! Give me back my pie! I paid good money for it!
FLUDD: give chase, you fool!
Jolteon: all right.(runs after Jerramia)
Umbreon: and where does that leave me?
Eon's voice: (from outside) hey! The cutie's over there! Let's huggle him!
Umbreon: I suspect I won't be bored. (Smiles)
(The scene changes to Defino Plaza. We see Jolteon chasing Jerramia round and round.)
Jolteon: (spraying water around) this isn't working! I can't hit her!
FLUDD: perhaps you could try AIMING?
Jolteon: you know, I never thought of that.
(FLUDD sighs)
(By sheer accident, a jet of water hits Jerramia)
Jerramia: darn! I'm soggy! (Spray-paints a "J" on a wall and leaps into it)
Jolteon: (trying to leap into wall as well) ouch!
FLUDD: try spraying it.
Jolteon: huh?
FLUDD: TRY SPRAYING IT!
Jolteon: oh, ok.(sprays the "J". A nice view is opened) ooh, nice scenery.
FLUDD: jump in.
Jolteon: but shouldn't we admire the ni-
FLUDD: JUMP IN!
Jolteon: fine. (Jumps in)
Narrator: what will happen in the next episode? Will Jolteon be able to retrieve his blueberry pie from the evil Jerramia? What will become of Umbreon? Stay tuned to find out!
How'd you like this silly story? Please review!