Author's note: I don't own pokemon, nor do I own any other characters not
created by me. Oh well.I suppose some people do know what this episode is
about, I've given some leaks.well, on with the story! Does anyone have any
bleach? I'm writing this before going off to play my Game Boy Advance.dawn,
you'd better keep your promise and get ED up! Or else.:P read on!
Narrator: yep, time for our old friend again. (Drags Dawn out)
Dawn: what have you got to offer me this time?
Narrator: well, I don't know.how about a tennis ball? (Holds up tennis ball)
Dawn: huh? What do I want with that?
Narrator: well, don't know.(chucks it away)
Dawn: well?
Narrator: (rummaging through stuff) ah! Got it!
Dawn: huh?
Narrator: the instant pillow of sleepiness! (Kicks it out of pile)
Dawn: all right. (Grabs pillow) Lccorp2 does not own pokemon, nor does he own any other characters not created by him. However, he owns this fic, as well as that tennis ball that is bouncing around somewhere.
Narrator: good.
Dawn: why's this called the instant pillow of sleepiness? I don't feel very.zzzzz (Crumples to floor, asleep)
Narrator: ha! Look at- (gets whacked on backed of head by tennis ball and is knocked unconscious)
Eskimo Jolteon Episode 60:
A Short, silly Brain-dead fan-fic by Lccorp2. Copyright Lccorp2 2002. ^_^
Narrator (me that is): picture the pokemon world in your head.
Narrator: now focus in a bit in a place above Johto, a place that is always frozen.
Narrator: now focus in on a medium-sized igloo somewhere.
Narrator: STOP!!! ^_^.
(Scene opens to Espeon's and Vaporeon's igloo. We see them lying in bed, about to go to sleep.)
Espeon: good night, dear.
Vaporeon: same to you, Espie.
(Espeon switches off the bedside lamp. There is silence for a while.)
Espeon: Vaporeon?
Vaporeon: yes?
Espeon: what's that warm wetness I feel on the bedsheets?
Vaporeon: um.I think it's started.
Espeon: (not getting what she means) huh?
Vaporeon: well.you're going to be a father really, really, soon.
Espeon: (realizing what she means) oh dear.(picks up bedside phone) Flareon? Yes.it's me.could you call some of my relatives? Why? Oh, Vaporeon's just gone into labor.yes, I suppose you know where to find us.
(Vaporeon moans)
Espeon: (kissing Vaporeon gently on cheek) don't worry, love, it'll be all right.(Teleports them both away)
Narrator: meanwhile.
(The scene changes to the author's lounge. We see TCL cooking something in a frying pan.)
Shadow: (Walking in) mmm..what's that I smell?
TCL: something nice?
Shadow: what's it?
TCL: it's a surprise.
(More authors, attracted by the smell, wander in)
Flower: (sniffing) what's it?
Sal: don't know. TCL wouldn't tell us.
Dawn: yep.
TCL: (comes out and empties the contents of the frying pan into a big dish) come and get it!
(All the authors rush forward and start stuffing their faces with the contents of the dish)
PDF: (staring at it) it's sorta grey.
Dawn: (chewing) rubbery too.
C9Y: but nevertheless delicious! TCL, what is it?
TCL: oh well, since you all want to know.(tells them)
(Everyone gags)
Sal: that's disgusting!
Flower: yeah! How could you do that?
Dawn: and even is you could, it's an endangered species! There're only 35 of them left in existence!
TCL: I hate LC for boasting and gloating all the time.(starts speaking in French)
(I wander in)
Narrator: hello? Has anyone seen my Dark Totodile? It seems to have escaped from my box.
Flower: um, no.
Narrator: it's very rare, with only 35 in existence.
Dawn: we haven't seen it!
Narrator: all right, I'll go look somewhere else then.(wanders off)
Dawn: yuck, I think I'm gonna be sick.(rushes off to toilet)
Narrator: oh well. Meanwhile.
(The scene changes to Vaporeon, who is lying on a bed in the nearest pokemon center, with Espeon is sitting beside her.)
Vaporeon: (moaning in pain) oh, it hurts, espie1 it hurts!
Espeon: (squeezing Vaporeon's paw gently) don't worry, love, I'm right here by your side.
(Vaporeon groans again)
Espeon: Nurse Joy, how long is this going to take? I can't stand to see her in such pain.
Nurse joy: I don't know for sure.
Narrator: meanwhile.
(The scene changes to Flareon, holding a phone book)
Flareon: what did that Espeon say.oh well.(checks phone book, then dials a number) hello? Yes, it's me.Espeon told me to call you.something about Vaporeon.yes, you know where to find them? Ok, I have many other calls to make.fine. Bye.
(Flareon glances at the phone book, then dials another number.)
Flareon: why does this have to happen when Jolteon and Umbreon are far, far away? (Sighs)
Narrator: and quite some time later.
(The scene changes back to Espeon and Vaporeon)
Espeon: well, it's over.
Vaporeon: (weakly) yes.
Espeon: (looking at the two sleeping newborn pups by Vaporeon's side) I never thought we'd have twins.
Vaporeon: well, things happen.
(Flareon bursts through the door)
Flareon: all right, I don't know what you wanted them for, but I got your relatives like you asked.
Espeon: would you please be quiet?!
Flareon: hu- (notices the pups sleeping by Vaporeon) oh.although I don't think that will be possible.
Espeon: why?
Flareon: your relatives aren't going to be very quiet.by the way, your daughter has your eyes.
Espeon: thanks.
Flareon: (turning to leave) oh, and did you notice your son has a grey fur coat?
Vaporeon: (slightly offended) what do you mean by that?
Flareon: um, just stating the obvious? Oh well.(leaves)
(Just as Flareon leaves, all of Espeon's and Vaporeon's relatives swarm in. I don't have to say what happens next, do I?)
Narrator: oh well. And so ends another episode of Eskimo Jolteon. However, what about Jolteon, still on pursuit of Jerramia and his blueberry pie? Will Umbreon ever tear himself away from the pretty Eons? Will I ever find my Dark totodile? Anyway.
(The scene changes to TCL playing TPPC on her computer)
TCL: (reading off computer screen) you've found Mewchu11. Do you want to add it to your roster?
Shadow: look, it even has a speech bubble with "help me! I'm trapped in here!" coming out of it's mouth!
TCL: well, I think I'm putting it into my box together with my dark magby! (Clicks "yes")
Shadow: cool! Now you've got a mewchu11!
TCL: dunno.might give it to Flower.
(Scene fades out)
(A/N: yes, I know this chap is somewhat badly written, but hey, I'm not used to writing such things! Regular insanity coming back next eps!)
How'd you like this silly story? Please review! ^_^
Narrator: yep, time for our old friend again. (Drags Dawn out)
Dawn: what have you got to offer me this time?
Narrator: well, I don't know.how about a tennis ball? (Holds up tennis ball)
Dawn: huh? What do I want with that?
Narrator: well, don't know.(chucks it away)
Dawn: well?
Narrator: (rummaging through stuff) ah! Got it!
Dawn: huh?
Narrator: the instant pillow of sleepiness! (Kicks it out of pile)
Dawn: all right. (Grabs pillow) Lccorp2 does not own pokemon, nor does he own any other characters not created by him. However, he owns this fic, as well as that tennis ball that is bouncing around somewhere.
Narrator: good.
Dawn: why's this called the instant pillow of sleepiness? I don't feel very.zzzzz (Crumples to floor, asleep)
Narrator: ha! Look at- (gets whacked on backed of head by tennis ball and is knocked unconscious)
Eskimo Jolteon Episode 60:
A Short, silly Brain-dead fan-fic by Lccorp2. Copyright Lccorp2 2002. ^_^
Narrator (me that is): picture the pokemon world in your head.
Narrator: now focus in a bit in a place above Johto, a place that is always frozen.
Narrator: now focus in on a medium-sized igloo somewhere.
Narrator: STOP!!! ^_^.
(Scene opens to Espeon's and Vaporeon's igloo. We see them lying in bed, about to go to sleep.)
Espeon: good night, dear.
Vaporeon: same to you, Espie.
(Espeon switches off the bedside lamp. There is silence for a while.)
Espeon: Vaporeon?
Vaporeon: yes?
Espeon: what's that warm wetness I feel on the bedsheets?
Vaporeon: um.I think it's started.
Espeon: (not getting what she means) huh?
Vaporeon: well.you're going to be a father really, really, soon.
Espeon: (realizing what she means) oh dear.(picks up bedside phone) Flareon? Yes.it's me.could you call some of my relatives? Why? Oh, Vaporeon's just gone into labor.yes, I suppose you know where to find us.
(Vaporeon moans)
Espeon: (kissing Vaporeon gently on cheek) don't worry, love, it'll be all right.(Teleports them both away)
Narrator: meanwhile.
(The scene changes to the author's lounge. We see TCL cooking something in a frying pan.)
Shadow: (Walking in) mmm..what's that I smell?
TCL: something nice?
Shadow: what's it?
TCL: it's a surprise.
(More authors, attracted by the smell, wander in)
Flower: (sniffing) what's it?
Sal: don't know. TCL wouldn't tell us.
Dawn: yep.
TCL: (comes out and empties the contents of the frying pan into a big dish) come and get it!
(All the authors rush forward and start stuffing their faces with the contents of the dish)
PDF: (staring at it) it's sorta grey.
Dawn: (chewing) rubbery too.
C9Y: but nevertheless delicious! TCL, what is it?
TCL: oh well, since you all want to know.(tells them)
(Everyone gags)
Sal: that's disgusting!
Flower: yeah! How could you do that?
Dawn: and even is you could, it's an endangered species! There're only 35 of them left in existence!
TCL: I hate LC for boasting and gloating all the time.(starts speaking in French)
(I wander in)
Narrator: hello? Has anyone seen my Dark Totodile? It seems to have escaped from my box.
Flower: um, no.
Narrator: it's very rare, with only 35 in existence.
Dawn: we haven't seen it!
Narrator: all right, I'll go look somewhere else then.(wanders off)
Dawn: yuck, I think I'm gonna be sick.(rushes off to toilet)
Narrator: oh well. Meanwhile.
(The scene changes to Vaporeon, who is lying on a bed in the nearest pokemon center, with Espeon is sitting beside her.)
Vaporeon: (moaning in pain) oh, it hurts, espie1 it hurts!
Espeon: (squeezing Vaporeon's paw gently) don't worry, love, I'm right here by your side.
(Vaporeon groans again)
Espeon: Nurse Joy, how long is this going to take? I can't stand to see her in such pain.
Nurse joy: I don't know for sure.
Narrator: meanwhile.
(The scene changes to Flareon, holding a phone book)
Flareon: what did that Espeon say.oh well.(checks phone book, then dials a number) hello? Yes, it's me.Espeon told me to call you.something about Vaporeon.yes, you know where to find them? Ok, I have many other calls to make.fine. Bye.
(Flareon glances at the phone book, then dials another number.)
Flareon: why does this have to happen when Jolteon and Umbreon are far, far away? (Sighs)
Narrator: and quite some time later.
(The scene changes back to Espeon and Vaporeon)
Espeon: well, it's over.
Vaporeon: (weakly) yes.
Espeon: (looking at the two sleeping newborn pups by Vaporeon's side) I never thought we'd have twins.
Vaporeon: well, things happen.
(Flareon bursts through the door)
Flareon: all right, I don't know what you wanted them for, but I got your relatives like you asked.
Espeon: would you please be quiet?!
Flareon: hu- (notices the pups sleeping by Vaporeon) oh.although I don't think that will be possible.
Espeon: why?
Flareon: your relatives aren't going to be very quiet.by the way, your daughter has your eyes.
Espeon: thanks.
Flareon: (turning to leave) oh, and did you notice your son has a grey fur coat?
Vaporeon: (slightly offended) what do you mean by that?
Flareon: um, just stating the obvious? Oh well.(leaves)
(Just as Flareon leaves, all of Espeon's and Vaporeon's relatives swarm in. I don't have to say what happens next, do I?)
Narrator: oh well. And so ends another episode of Eskimo Jolteon. However, what about Jolteon, still on pursuit of Jerramia and his blueberry pie? Will Umbreon ever tear himself away from the pretty Eons? Will I ever find my Dark totodile? Anyway.
(The scene changes to TCL playing TPPC on her computer)
TCL: (reading off computer screen) you've found Mewchu11. Do you want to add it to your roster?
Shadow: look, it even has a speech bubble with "help me! I'm trapped in here!" coming out of it's mouth!
TCL: well, I think I'm putting it into my box together with my dark magby! (Clicks "yes")
Shadow: cool! Now you've got a mewchu11!
TCL: dunno.might give it to Flower.
(Scene fades out)
(A/N: yes, I know this chap is somewhat badly written, but hey, I'm not used to writing such things! Regular insanity coming back next eps!)
How'd you like this silly story? Please review! ^_^