Author's note: yawn.zzzzz. This was a boring week of school.we did
absolutely nothing whatsoever so I went to the library and watched some
movies. Oh no.that reminds me that my exam results are coming out next
Tuesday! AAAAA! I'm gonna die!!!!! What else is there to say.noogie noogie
noogie! BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!! (Crushes everyone he knows of
TPPC) heh.sorry for that bout of insanity.but hey, this fic is supposed to
be insane!
Narrator: and as usual, we shall be getting our old friend to do the disclaimer. (Drags Dawn out of her bed)
Dawn: (clutching the instant pillow of sleepiness) can't you do your own disclaimers? (Yawns)
Narrator: well, if you do the disclaimer this time, I'll.
Dawn: yes?
Narrator: give you a ball of yarn! (Holds ball of yarn up)
Dawn: huh?
Narrator: you're a cat, aren't you?
Dawn: well, sort of.
Narrator: and cats all like to play with balls of yarn, right?
Dawn: yes, I suppose so.
Narrator: so I wouldn't be wrong to give you this ball of yarn, right?
Dawn: all right. Lccorp2 does not own pokemon, nor does he own any other characters not created by him. He also does not own the world, although he would like to, but he does own this fic and a collection of game boy cartridges.
Narrator: very good. Here you go. (Tosses Dawn the ball of yarn)
Dawn: wheee! (Starts playing with the ball of yarn)
Narrator: just look at- (Gets hit on the back of head by the tennis ball which is still bouncing around and is knocked unconscious)
Eskimo Jolteon Episode 61:
A Short, silly Brain-dead fan-fic by Lccorp2. Copyright Lccorp2 2002. ^_^
Narrator (me that is): picture the pokemon world in your head.
Narrator: now focus in a bit in a place that is always sunny.
Narrator: now focus in on a small airport that is near a white, sandy beach somewhere.
Narrator: STOP!!! ^_^.
(Camera zooms in onto Jolteon, sitting down on a beach with FLUDD)
Jolteon: you know, maybe I shouldn't be going to all this trouble just to get my blueberry pie back, hmm?
FLUDD: why?
Jolteon: dunno.I don't see Jerramia anyway.(looks around)
Jerramia: (suddenly appearing) bwahahah! You'll never catch me! (Runs away)
Jolteon: yep, same old thing.(chases after Jerramia)
Narrator: meanwhile.
(The scene changes to Dawn, who is still playing with her ball of yarn)
Dawn: wheee! (Untangles ball of yarn, then swats at it with a paw)
(Suddenly, there is a thumping noise. Dawn looks up and sees-)
Dawn: A GIANT SPIDER LIKE THINGY! AAAAA! (Runs away)
(Camera follows Dawn as she is chased around FF.net by the evil giant spider-like thingy)
Dawn: (bumping into Flower) ouch!
Flower: what's the- (sees evil giant spider-like thingy) AAAAAAA!
(Dawn and Flower run as the evil giant spider like thingy lunges after them)
Flower: why does this sort of thing happen?
Dawn: (breathlessly) I don't know! Maybe because this is an insane fic?
Flower: probably.
(Just then, a plot hole opens and swallows up the evil giant spider-like thingy)
Dawn: whew.that was close.
Flower: you can say that again!
Narrator: meanwhile, in the lair of TCL.
(Scene changes to TCL playing TPPC)
TCL: (randomly moving mouse around) to breed or not to breed Mewchu11.to breed or not to breed Mewchu11.
Shadow: hey, there's a new pokemon in your box!
TCL: really? (Goes to "Change Starter")
Shadow: (pointing) see? Evil giant spider-like thingy!
TCL: oooOOooohhh.
Shadow: maybe we can put that to good use.
Narrator: meanwhile.
(The scene changes to tppcrpg.net. we see Mewchu11 ambling around TCL's box)
Mewchu11: darn.how am I going to get out of here?
(Suddenly, the evil giant spider-like thingy comes out of the plot hole right in front of Mewchu11)
Mewchu11: (staring at the evil giant spider-like thingy) this does NOT look very good.
(The evil giant spider-like thingy takes a earth-rumbling step forward)
Mewchu11: (freaking out) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!! (Runs away with the evil giant spider-like thingy chasing him)
Narrator: meanwhile.
(The scene changes to Jolteon, still in hot pursuit of Jerramia)
Jolteon: is this going to go on forever?
FLUDD: I hope not.
Jerramia: (stopping in front of wall) darn! It's empty! (Shakes spray can of paint)
Jolteon: bwahahahaha! I have you now!
(Suddenly, two cops appear and grab hold of Jerramia)
Cop #1: sorry, son. This isn't your nemesis.
Jolteon: huh?
Cop #2: stand back. (Puts hand on Jerramia's head)
(The fake mask is pulled off to reveal.)
Jolteon: the stupid, overgrown guy from behind the counter?
Stupid, overgrown guy from behind the counter: duh, duh duh daah.
Jolteon: I think we might need subtitles for this part.
Narrator: (fiddles around) there.
Jolteon: thanks.
Narrator: you're welcome.
Jolteon: WHY? WHY DID YOU DO IT?
Stupid, overgrown guy from behind the counter: DUH! Dahh dahh dur dur dur! It's not fair! They wouldn't give me any more blueberry pie at the institute on mental heath where I live!
Jolteon: and so you stole my blueberry pie?
Stupid, overgrown guy from behind the counter: duh. Yes.
Jolteon: did it never occur to you that you could just have taken a blueberry pie from behind the counter?
Stupid, overgrown guy from behind the counter: (slapping forehead) DUH! OF COURSE! WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT EARLIER?!
Cop #1: if you don't mind, we'll be taking this freak away now.
(The two cops bundle the Stupid, overgrown guy from behind the counter into their squad car and drive off)
Jolteon: so what do we do now?
FLUDD: maybe you could go find Umbreon?
Jolteon: good idea. (Walks off)
Narrator: and so.
(The scene changes to the Ex-pokemon canter, which is still trembling due to the activities going on inside)
Jolteon: (staring at the vibrating building) I think it would be prudent not to go in right now.
FLUDD: you know, for once I concur with you. Let's go get something to drink.
Jolteon: good idea.
(They walk off)
Narrator: and so ends another silly episode of Eskimo Jolteon, except for-
(The scene changes to Dawn, still playing with the ball of yarn)
Dawn: (scratching at the ball of yarn) la la la.
(Suddenly, for no sensible reason whatsoever, Dawn gets entangled in the ball of yarn)
Dawn: darn.(unsuccessfully tries to distangle herself from the ball of yarn) help!
(Crickets chirp in the distance)
Dawn: (struggling against the yarn) nnnnooooo! Someone help me get out of here!
(Camera fades out with Dawn trying to bite her way out)
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Narrator: and as usual, we shall be getting our old friend to do the disclaimer. (Drags Dawn out of her bed)
Dawn: (clutching the instant pillow of sleepiness) can't you do your own disclaimers? (Yawns)
Narrator: well, if you do the disclaimer this time, I'll.
Dawn: yes?
Narrator: give you a ball of yarn! (Holds ball of yarn up)
Dawn: huh?
Narrator: you're a cat, aren't you?
Dawn: well, sort of.
Narrator: and cats all like to play with balls of yarn, right?
Dawn: yes, I suppose so.
Narrator: so I wouldn't be wrong to give you this ball of yarn, right?
Dawn: all right. Lccorp2 does not own pokemon, nor does he own any other characters not created by him. He also does not own the world, although he would like to, but he does own this fic and a collection of game boy cartridges.
Narrator: very good. Here you go. (Tosses Dawn the ball of yarn)
Dawn: wheee! (Starts playing with the ball of yarn)
Narrator: just look at- (Gets hit on the back of head by the tennis ball which is still bouncing around and is knocked unconscious)
Eskimo Jolteon Episode 61:
A Short, silly Brain-dead fan-fic by Lccorp2. Copyright Lccorp2 2002. ^_^
Narrator (me that is): picture the pokemon world in your head.
Narrator: now focus in a bit in a place that is always sunny.
Narrator: now focus in on a small airport that is near a white, sandy beach somewhere.
Narrator: STOP!!! ^_^.
(Camera zooms in onto Jolteon, sitting down on a beach with FLUDD)
Jolteon: you know, maybe I shouldn't be going to all this trouble just to get my blueberry pie back, hmm?
FLUDD: why?
Jolteon: dunno.I don't see Jerramia anyway.(looks around)
Jerramia: (suddenly appearing) bwahahah! You'll never catch me! (Runs away)
Jolteon: yep, same old thing.(chases after Jerramia)
Narrator: meanwhile.
(The scene changes to Dawn, who is still playing with her ball of yarn)
Dawn: wheee! (Untangles ball of yarn, then swats at it with a paw)
(Suddenly, there is a thumping noise. Dawn looks up and sees-)
Dawn: A GIANT SPIDER LIKE THINGY! AAAAA! (Runs away)
(Camera follows Dawn as she is chased around FF.net by the evil giant spider-like thingy)
Dawn: (bumping into Flower) ouch!
Flower: what's the- (sees evil giant spider-like thingy) AAAAAAA!
(Dawn and Flower run as the evil giant spider like thingy lunges after them)
Flower: why does this sort of thing happen?
Dawn: (breathlessly) I don't know! Maybe because this is an insane fic?
Flower: probably.
(Just then, a plot hole opens and swallows up the evil giant spider-like thingy)
Dawn: whew.that was close.
Flower: you can say that again!
Narrator: meanwhile, in the lair of TCL.
(Scene changes to TCL playing TPPC)
TCL: (randomly moving mouse around) to breed or not to breed Mewchu11.to breed or not to breed Mewchu11.
Shadow: hey, there's a new pokemon in your box!
TCL: really? (Goes to "Change Starter")
Shadow: (pointing) see? Evil giant spider-like thingy!
TCL: oooOOooohhh.
Shadow: maybe we can put that to good use.
Narrator: meanwhile.
(The scene changes to tppcrpg.net. we see Mewchu11 ambling around TCL's box)
Mewchu11: darn.how am I going to get out of here?
(Suddenly, the evil giant spider-like thingy comes out of the plot hole right in front of Mewchu11)
Mewchu11: (staring at the evil giant spider-like thingy) this does NOT look very good.
(The evil giant spider-like thingy takes a earth-rumbling step forward)
Mewchu11: (freaking out) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!! (Runs away with the evil giant spider-like thingy chasing him)
Narrator: meanwhile.
(The scene changes to Jolteon, still in hot pursuit of Jerramia)
Jolteon: is this going to go on forever?
FLUDD: I hope not.
Jerramia: (stopping in front of wall) darn! It's empty! (Shakes spray can of paint)
Jolteon: bwahahahaha! I have you now!
(Suddenly, two cops appear and grab hold of Jerramia)
Cop #1: sorry, son. This isn't your nemesis.
Jolteon: huh?
Cop #2: stand back. (Puts hand on Jerramia's head)
(The fake mask is pulled off to reveal.)
Jolteon: the stupid, overgrown guy from behind the counter?
Stupid, overgrown guy from behind the counter: duh, duh duh daah.
Jolteon: I think we might need subtitles for this part.
Narrator: (fiddles around) there.
Jolteon: thanks.
Narrator: you're welcome.
Jolteon: WHY? WHY DID YOU DO IT?
Stupid, overgrown guy from behind the counter: DUH! Dahh dahh dur dur dur! It's not fair! They wouldn't give me any more blueberry pie at the institute on mental heath where I live!
Jolteon: and so you stole my blueberry pie?
Stupid, overgrown guy from behind the counter: duh. Yes.
Jolteon: did it never occur to you that you could just have taken a blueberry pie from behind the counter?
Stupid, overgrown guy from behind the counter: (slapping forehead) DUH! OF COURSE! WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT EARLIER?!
Cop #1: if you don't mind, we'll be taking this freak away now.
(The two cops bundle the Stupid, overgrown guy from behind the counter into their squad car and drive off)
Jolteon: so what do we do now?
FLUDD: maybe you could go find Umbreon?
Jolteon: good idea. (Walks off)
Narrator: and so.
(The scene changes to the Ex-pokemon canter, which is still trembling due to the activities going on inside)
Jolteon: (staring at the vibrating building) I think it would be prudent not to go in right now.
FLUDD: you know, for once I concur with you. Let's go get something to drink.
Jolteon: good idea.
(They walk off)
Narrator: and so ends another silly episode of Eskimo Jolteon, except for-
(The scene changes to Dawn, still playing with the ball of yarn)
Dawn: (scratching at the ball of yarn) la la la.
(Suddenly, for no sensible reason whatsoever, Dawn gets entangled in the ball of yarn)
Dawn: darn.(unsuccessfully tries to distangle herself from the ball of yarn) help!
(Crickets chirp in the distance)
Dawn: (struggling against the yarn) nnnnooooo! Someone help me get out of here!
(Camera fades out with Dawn trying to bite her way out)
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