Author's note: sorry for the long time no update.but it's been a looonnnggg
week for me, first with getting results, then with worrying about whether I
have to go for the study camp.oh well, now that I'm here, it'll all be
better! ^_^ yay! Oh well, what else is there to say.I hate cauliflower and
broccoli! So there! anyway, on with the story!
Narrator: hey, where's Dawn? I don't see her around...(runs off)
(Scene changes to Dawn, still stuck in the ball of yarn)
Narrator: (coming up) what happened to you? I was looking all over for you to do the disclaimer!
Dawn: can't you see? I'm stuck in this ball of yarn YOU gave me!
Narrator: oh, sorry.(gets a pair of scissors and cuts her out) all right, you can do the disclaimer now.
Dawn: (dusting herself off) Lccorp2 does not own pokemon, nor does he own any other characters he did not make up himself. However, he owns this fic, and he also owns all the lemonade in the world, as well as this method of doing the disclaimer, which TCL evidently stole. (But I don't mind! ^^)
Narrator: here you go.(hands her a pair of spectacles)
Dawn: OooOOOhhh.(puts them on) wheee! (Runs away)
Eskimo Jolteon Episode 62:
A Short, silly Brain-dead fan-fic by Lccorp2. Copyright Lccorp2 2002. ^_^
Narrator (me that is): picture the pokemon world in your head.
Narrator: now focus in a bit in a place above Johto, a place that is always frozen.
Narrator: now focus in on a medium-sized igloo somewhere.
Narrator: STOP!!! ^_^.
(Camera zooms into igloo. We see Flareon playing with Vaporeon's pups.)
Flareon: my, these kids do grow so fast, don't they?
Vaporeon: (blushing) thanks.
Flareon: well, I gotta go now.see you.
Vaporeon: bye.
Flareon: bye. (Walks out door)
(Camera follows Flareon as he walks through a blizzard)
Flareon: (grumbling) and just a few hours ago the weatherman said that there was absolutely no chance whatsoever of snow.
(The blizzard grows stronger)
(Everything blacks out)
Narrator: aren't I evil? Bwahahahahaha! Meanwhile.
(The scene changes to the FF.net Author's Lounge [A/N: yes, there is such a place now! Yippies!] we see me stacking stuff on shelves.)
C9Y: (staring at me) are you sure those things can take so much weight?
TCL: yes, it looks pretty unstable to me.
Narrator: of course they can take the weight, you fools, I put those shelves up my-
(The shelves break with a 'crack' sending all the stuff onto me)
TCL: (staring) ooh, that's gotta hurt.
Narrator: (from under pile) shut up and get me some antiseptic.
(Suddenly, Robo-Flower walks in)
Robo-Flower: (in mechanical voice) all your Dark Lugia are belong to Mewchu11.
C9Y: huh?
Robo-Flower: I said, all your Dark Lugia are belong to Mewchu11.
TCL: huh?
(This goes on for an hour)
C9Y: what did you say?
Robo-Flower: FOR THE LAST TIME, I SAID, ALL YOUR DARK LUGIA ARE BELONG TO MEWCHU11! HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY THIS BEFORE IT GETS INTO YOUR TEENY TINY BRAIN?!?!
TCL: huh?
Robo-Flower: AAARGH! I GIVE UP! (Explodes)
(All of us stare at the smoking remains of the Robo-Flower)
TCL: that was weird.
Narrator: yeah.
C9Y: oh well.
Narrator: meanwhile.
(The scene changes to Mewchu11 in TPPCRPG.net.)
Mewchu11: (fiddling with controls) darn! Stupid thing malfunctioning.it should have said All your Interactive Pokemon game Show are belong to Mewchu11! Stupid programmers! (Kicks a spinarak, which runs away)
(Suddenly, there is an ominous rumble)
Mewchu11: huh? (Looks up and sees the evil giant spider-like thingy) oh crap.
(Mewchu11 runs away, with the evil giant spider-like thingy chasing him)
Narrator: meanwhile, back at the author's lounge.
(The scene changes back to the author's lounge. Suddenly, two cops come in and handcuff TCL)
TCL: hey, what's that for?
Cop #1: you are now under arrest for stealing Lccorp2's disclaimer.
Cop #2: anything you say now will be recorded and may be used against you during trial.
Cop #1: come on, let's go quietly. (Drags TCL off, kicking and screaming)
Narrator: hey, stop! I didn't ask you two to come down and arrest TCL!
Cop #2: I'm sorry, but she has broken FF.net rule no. 57632467785233 and will have to be taken in. of course, she can still write her fics.
Narrator: oh dear. Meanwhile.
(The scene changes to Flareon, now lying in a grassy field under the sun)
Flareon: (shaking head) mmmmpphhh.that blizzard was bad.(looks around) where am I?
(There is silence for a while)
Flareon: I don't think we're in Johto anymore, Toto.
Narrator: of course! Now get along and continue this adventure!
Flareon: (picking self up) all right.(dusts self)
(Suddenly, a weird freak suddenly appears behind Flareon)
Weird freak that appeared behind Flareon without him knowing: hi there! Are you hungry? I've got alfalfa sprouts, raw lettuce leaves, and cauliflower!
Flareon: (shocked) alfalfa? Lettuce? What madness is this? Where am I?
Weird freak that appeared behind Flareon without him knowing: (ignoring Flareon) want a soy burger? If you put on enough mustard you won't be able to tell the difference between this and the real thing!
Flareon: (staring at soy burger) oh no.this must be a nightmare.I'M IN THE LAND OF THE TOFU EATERS! AAAAAAA! (Runs away quickly)
Weird freak that appeared behind Flareon without him knowing: (watching Flareon run off into the distance) was it something I said?
(Camera follows Flareon as he runs through a lush field of soybean plants)
Flareon: ggaaakkk.hungry.
Narrator: to survive in this blighted land, our hero must find food!
Flareon: that's about right.
Narrator: but the grasses are inedible! The fruit is poisonous! There's nothing to eat at all! (Aren't I evil?)
Flareon: well, I'm not gonna be eating soybeans, that's for sure.
Narrator: weak and despairing, our hero turns over a rock and finds.
Flareon: oh all right.(turns over a rock and picks up what's underneath) ice cream sandwiches?
Narrator: all right, I was out of ideas. Sue me.
Flareon: oh, all right, at least the ice-cream is chocolate flavored.(wolfs them down) all right, so now what do I do now?
Narrator: go on a quest to escape from the land of the tofu eaters, of course!
Flareon: all right.(picks self up and walks away)
(Camera fades out)
Narrator: and so Flareon has set out on his quest to escape from the dreaded land of the tofu eaters. Will he be able to escape? Stay tuned! And so ends another silly episode of Eskimo Jolteon, except for-
(The scene changes to Dawn, still playing with a ball of yarn)
Narrator: like the new glasses?
Dawn: yep! (Continues playing with the yarn) in fact, I-(gets tangled in the ball of yarn) waa!
Narrator: not again.(sighs)
How'd you like this silly story? Please review! ^_^
Narrator: hey, where's Dawn? I don't see her around...(runs off)
(Scene changes to Dawn, still stuck in the ball of yarn)
Narrator: (coming up) what happened to you? I was looking all over for you to do the disclaimer!
Dawn: can't you see? I'm stuck in this ball of yarn YOU gave me!
Narrator: oh, sorry.(gets a pair of scissors and cuts her out) all right, you can do the disclaimer now.
Dawn: (dusting herself off) Lccorp2 does not own pokemon, nor does he own any other characters he did not make up himself. However, he owns this fic, and he also owns all the lemonade in the world, as well as this method of doing the disclaimer, which TCL evidently stole. (But I don't mind! ^^)
Narrator: here you go.(hands her a pair of spectacles)
Dawn: OooOOOhhh.(puts them on) wheee! (Runs away)
Eskimo Jolteon Episode 62:
A Short, silly Brain-dead fan-fic by Lccorp2. Copyright Lccorp2 2002. ^_^
Narrator (me that is): picture the pokemon world in your head.
Narrator: now focus in a bit in a place above Johto, a place that is always frozen.
Narrator: now focus in on a medium-sized igloo somewhere.
Narrator: STOP!!! ^_^.
(Camera zooms into igloo. We see Flareon playing with Vaporeon's pups.)
Flareon: my, these kids do grow so fast, don't they?
Vaporeon: (blushing) thanks.
Flareon: well, I gotta go now.see you.
Vaporeon: bye.
Flareon: bye. (Walks out door)
(Camera follows Flareon as he walks through a blizzard)
Flareon: (grumbling) and just a few hours ago the weatherman said that there was absolutely no chance whatsoever of snow.
(The blizzard grows stronger)
(Everything blacks out)
Narrator: aren't I evil? Bwahahahahaha! Meanwhile.
(The scene changes to the FF.net Author's Lounge [A/N: yes, there is such a place now! Yippies!] we see me stacking stuff on shelves.)
C9Y: (staring at me) are you sure those things can take so much weight?
TCL: yes, it looks pretty unstable to me.
Narrator: of course they can take the weight, you fools, I put those shelves up my-
(The shelves break with a 'crack' sending all the stuff onto me)
TCL: (staring) ooh, that's gotta hurt.
Narrator: (from under pile) shut up and get me some antiseptic.
(Suddenly, Robo-Flower walks in)
Robo-Flower: (in mechanical voice) all your Dark Lugia are belong to Mewchu11.
C9Y: huh?
Robo-Flower: I said, all your Dark Lugia are belong to Mewchu11.
TCL: huh?
(This goes on for an hour)
C9Y: what did you say?
Robo-Flower: FOR THE LAST TIME, I SAID, ALL YOUR DARK LUGIA ARE BELONG TO MEWCHU11! HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY THIS BEFORE IT GETS INTO YOUR TEENY TINY BRAIN?!?!
TCL: huh?
Robo-Flower: AAARGH! I GIVE UP! (Explodes)
(All of us stare at the smoking remains of the Robo-Flower)
TCL: that was weird.
Narrator: yeah.
C9Y: oh well.
Narrator: meanwhile.
(The scene changes to Mewchu11 in TPPCRPG.net.)
Mewchu11: (fiddling with controls) darn! Stupid thing malfunctioning.it should have said All your Interactive Pokemon game Show are belong to Mewchu11! Stupid programmers! (Kicks a spinarak, which runs away)
(Suddenly, there is an ominous rumble)
Mewchu11: huh? (Looks up and sees the evil giant spider-like thingy) oh crap.
(Mewchu11 runs away, with the evil giant spider-like thingy chasing him)
Narrator: meanwhile, back at the author's lounge.
(The scene changes back to the author's lounge. Suddenly, two cops come in and handcuff TCL)
TCL: hey, what's that for?
Cop #1: you are now under arrest for stealing Lccorp2's disclaimer.
Cop #2: anything you say now will be recorded and may be used against you during trial.
Cop #1: come on, let's go quietly. (Drags TCL off, kicking and screaming)
Narrator: hey, stop! I didn't ask you two to come down and arrest TCL!
Cop #2: I'm sorry, but she has broken FF.net rule no. 57632467785233 and will have to be taken in. of course, she can still write her fics.
Narrator: oh dear. Meanwhile.
(The scene changes to Flareon, now lying in a grassy field under the sun)
Flareon: (shaking head) mmmmpphhh.that blizzard was bad.(looks around) where am I?
(There is silence for a while)
Flareon: I don't think we're in Johto anymore, Toto.
Narrator: of course! Now get along and continue this adventure!
Flareon: (picking self up) all right.(dusts self)
(Suddenly, a weird freak suddenly appears behind Flareon)
Weird freak that appeared behind Flareon without him knowing: hi there! Are you hungry? I've got alfalfa sprouts, raw lettuce leaves, and cauliflower!
Flareon: (shocked) alfalfa? Lettuce? What madness is this? Where am I?
Weird freak that appeared behind Flareon without him knowing: (ignoring Flareon) want a soy burger? If you put on enough mustard you won't be able to tell the difference between this and the real thing!
Flareon: (staring at soy burger) oh no.this must be a nightmare.I'M IN THE LAND OF THE TOFU EATERS! AAAAAAA! (Runs away quickly)
Weird freak that appeared behind Flareon without him knowing: (watching Flareon run off into the distance) was it something I said?
(Camera follows Flareon as he runs through a lush field of soybean plants)
Flareon: ggaaakkk.hungry.
Narrator: to survive in this blighted land, our hero must find food!
Flareon: that's about right.
Narrator: but the grasses are inedible! The fruit is poisonous! There's nothing to eat at all! (Aren't I evil?)
Flareon: well, I'm not gonna be eating soybeans, that's for sure.
Narrator: weak and despairing, our hero turns over a rock and finds.
Flareon: oh all right.(turns over a rock and picks up what's underneath) ice cream sandwiches?
Narrator: all right, I was out of ideas. Sue me.
Flareon: oh, all right, at least the ice-cream is chocolate flavored.(wolfs them down) all right, so now what do I do now?
Narrator: go on a quest to escape from the land of the tofu eaters, of course!
Flareon: all right.(picks self up and walks away)
(Camera fades out)
Narrator: and so Flareon has set out on his quest to escape from the dreaded land of the tofu eaters. Will he be able to escape? Stay tuned! And so ends another silly episode of Eskimo Jolteon, except for-
(The scene changes to Dawn, still playing with a ball of yarn)
Narrator: like the new glasses?
Dawn: yep! (Continues playing with the yarn) in fact, I-(gets tangled in the ball of yarn) waa!
Narrator: not again.(sighs)
How'd you like this silly story? Please review! ^_^