Author's note: all right, here's the 65th episode.la di da di da.well, I've
been back from my holiday for some time, and now feel reasonably
fine.(looks into mirror) except for my more-bloodshot-than-usual eyes,
which have been caused by staring for too long at the computer/ Game boy
advance screen. (I'm writing this at night) oh well, what else is there to
say.(sticks head into blender and turns it on) wheee! Sigh.(looks into
mirror and notices the dark red streaks along the normal red bit) oh well,
on with the story!
Narrator: and now, let us get out old friend to do the disclaimer. (Leads Dawn out by the hand)
Dawn: all right, so what's this episode's disclaimer gift?
Narrator: ah, yes. For doing this episode's disclaimer, I will give you.(dramatic pause) LouisEX's funny-looking trident thingy! (Holds it up) (Author's note: for those of you who don't play little fighter 2, LouisEX is a secret character who has a nice trident thingy which can cause a nice bit of damage when used properly. Oh no, I'm blabbering again.)
Dawn: all right, so what am I supposed to do with it? (Scratches head in confusion)
Narrator: see, with this, you can club a snorlax! (Clubs a nearby pidgey for effect)
Dawn: I see.
Narrator: and you can poke it too! ^^
Dawn: all right! Gimme gimme gimme! (Bounces up and down)
Narrator: disclaimer.
Dawn: all right. Lccorp2 does not own pokemon, nor does he own any other characters not created by him. However, he does own this fic, along with his crappy computer, which although crappy, old, and fit for the junkyard, does not keep on illegal opping like mine.
Narrator: all right, here you go. (Hands Dawn the trident-like thingy)
Dawn: whee! (does an experimental swing and runs off)
Eskimo Jolteon Episode 65:
A Short, silly Brain-dead fan-fic by Lccorp2. Copyright Lccorp2 2002. ^_^
Narrator (me that is): picture the pokemon world in your head.
Narrator: now focus in a bit in a place above Johto, a place that is always frozen.
Narrator: now focus in on a medium-sized igloo somewhere.
Narrator: STOP!!! ^_^.
(Camera zooms into igloo. We see Jolteon watching TV.)
Narrator: ah, the old classic opening.
Jolteon: (flicking through channels) nope. Nope. Nope. Why isn't there ever anything good to watch on TV?)
Narrator: fine, since you're so bored, let's liven things up a bit.
Jolteon: what do you mean?
(Suddenly, the igloo is ripped up by an evil giant green pudding and devoured, leaving only the furniture and a very stunned Jolteon.)
Jolteon: (angrily) (at evil giant green pudding) hey! No one eats my igloo and gets away with it!
(The evil giant green pudding leaps away, leaving behind it a trail of green pudding)
Jolteon: get back here! (Follows the trail of green pudding)
Narrator: meanwhile.
(The scene changes to the Mad Mewchu manor, where we see 11 sleeping in bed. 10 comes in)
11: ow.my head.(noticing 10 come in) what happened? What's this?
10: you had a sugar high last night, and repeatedly banged your head on the wall. And this is an aspirin. It makes your head feel smaller.
11: all right.(takes aspirin and throws glass of water away into the distance)
10: by the way, you have two visitors? Shall I ask 3 to send this in?
11: ow.okay.(clutches head)
(Mario and Yoshi come in. Their heads evidently have been switched.)
11: (staring at Mario and Yoshi) WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?!
Yoshi: since-a Mario can't-a speak, because-a he's got-a my head, I'll do the talking.
(The Yoshi-headed Mario nods)
Yoshi: (angrily) YOU-A changed our-a heads during your-a sugar high last-a night-a! We want-a our-a heads back-a!
11: is that all? Fine.(Unscrews both heads and screws them on right way)
Mario: that's-a better.
Yoshi: glorp! (Nods)
Mario: we'll-a be leaving-a.
(Mario and Yoshi walk out)
Narrator: meanwhile.
(The scene changes to Pallet Town. We see the general population on Pallet Town running around like ants while the evil giant green pudding swallows a nearby building)
Random person#1: aieee! We're doomed!
Random Person#2: (watching the evil giant green pudding eat Gary's house) AAA!
(Suddenly, the Evil Tracey's image appears over Pallet town.)
Tracey: greetings, citizens of Pallet town. No doubt you have noticed the evil giant green pudding that is consuming your town! I will only stop the monster if you pay me one hundred billion.
Random Person: ack! We don't have that much!
Tracey: Yen!
(All the townspeople fall down anime-style)
Narrator: oh well. Meanwhile.
(The scene changes to the amazing Nintendo museum. We see a bunch of tourists milling around.)
Tour guide: (pointing) and here, you can see the first barrel Donkey Kong ever rolled at Mario.
Tourists: ooohhhh.(start snapping pictures)
Tour guide: (waving arm) and further down the corridor, you can see the first super mushroom Mario has ever used. See? It's still got the bite mark on it!
Tourists: aah.(continue snapping pictures)
(Suddenly, a glass comes hurtling through the window, hitting the mushroom and breaking it into two. The mushroom turns out to be made of plaster.)
Tour guide: ehhehehe.
Tourists: (chanting) we want our money back! We want our money back!
Narrator: meanwhile.
(The scene changes to Pallet town, where Jolteon has just arrived.)
Jolteon: now where's that evil giant green pudding that ate my igloo? (Looks around)
Random person: are you looking for the evil giant green pudding?
Jolteon: hell yeah1 it ate my igloo!
Random person: oh, it's just eating professor oak's lab right now. If you hurry you'll catch it. (Points)
Jolteon: 'k. (Rushes off)
Narrator: and so.
(The scene changes to professor oak's lab. We see the evil giant green pudding munching on everything it can find)
Brock: (being swallowed by the evil giant green pudding) aaa!
Jolteon: (waving paws) yoohoo! Over here!
Evil giant green pudding: blorp? (Oozes towards Jolteon)
Jolteon: catch! (Picks up a struggling Ash Ketchum and throws it into the evil giant green pudding's mouth)
(The evil giant green pudding turns purple, squeaks, and explodes)
Jolteon: there! (Pats paws and leaves)
Narrator: some distance away.
(The scene changes to Evil Tracey and Darth Gary in the Levitating Milktruck of Doom)
Tracey: (watching scene through monitor) darn! It would've gone fine if not for that meddling Jolteon!
Darth Gary: (patting Tracey on back) at least we got rid of the twerp gang and my sister.
Tracey: yes, yes.a minor victory is better than none at all. Now help me think of another plan to take over the world.
(Camera fades out)
Narrator: and so ends another episode of Eskimo Jolteon, except for.
(The scene changes to Dawn, clubbing a snorlax)
Dawn: (repeatedly clubbing the snorlax with the trident) whee! This is fun!
(The snorlax yawns and rolls over, squashing Dawn)
Dawn: (from under snorlax) ouch. Hello? Anyone? Get me out from under here!
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Narrator: and now, let us get out old friend to do the disclaimer. (Leads Dawn out by the hand)
Dawn: all right, so what's this episode's disclaimer gift?
Narrator: ah, yes. For doing this episode's disclaimer, I will give you.(dramatic pause) LouisEX's funny-looking trident thingy! (Holds it up) (Author's note: for those of you who don't play little fighter 2, LouisEX is a secret character who has a nice trident thingy which can cause a nice bit of damage when used properly. Oh no, I'm blabbering again.)
Dawn: all right, so what am I supposed to do with it? (Scratches head in confusion)
Narrator: see, with this, you can club a snorlax! (Clubs a nearby pidgey for effect)
Dawn: I see.
Narrator: and you can poke it too! ^^
Dawn: all right! Gimme gimme gimme! (Bounces up and down)
Narrator: disclaimer.
Dawn: all right. Lccorp2 does not own pokemon, nor does he own any other characters not created by him. However, he does own this fic, along with his crappy computer, which although crappy, old, and fit for the junkyard, does not keep on illegal opping like mine.
Narrator: all right, here you go. (Hands Dawn the trident-like thingy)
Dawn: whee! (does an experimental swing and runs off)
Eskimo Jolteon Episode 65:
A Short, silly Brain-dead fan-fic by Lccorp2. Copyright Lccorp2 2002. ^_^
Narrator (me that is): picture the pokemon world in your head.
Narrator: now focus in a bit in a place above Johto, a place that is always frozen.
Narrator: now focus in on a medium-sized igloo somewhere.
Narrator: STOP!!! ^_^.
(Camera zooms into igloo. We see Jolteon watching TV.)
Narrator: ah, the old classic opening.
Jolteon: (flicking through channels) nope. Nope. Nope. Why isn't there ever anything good to watch on TV?)
Narrator: fine, since you're so bored, let's liven things up a bit.
Jolteon: what do you mean?
(Suddenly, the igloo is ripped up by an evil giant green pudding and devoured, leaving only the furniture and a very stunned Jolteon.)
Jolteon: (angrily) (at evil giant green pudding) hey! No one eats my igloo and gets away with it!
(The evil giant green pudding leaps away, leaving behind it a trail of green pudding)
Jolteon: get back here! (Follows the trail of green pudding)
Narrator: meanwhile.
(The scene changes to the Mad Mewchu manor, where we see 11 sleeping in bed. 10 comes in)
11: ow.my head.(noticing 10 come in) what happened? What's this?
10: you had a sugar high last night, and repeatedly banged your head on the wall. And this is an aspirin. It makes your head feel smaller.
11: all right.(takes aspirin and throws glass of water away into the distance)
10: by the way, you have two visitors? Shall I ask 3 to send this in?
11: ow.okay.(clutches head)
(Mario and Yoshi come in. Their heads evidently have been switched.)
11: (staring at Mario and Yoshi) WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?!
Yoshi: since-a Mario can't-a speak, because-a he's got-a my head, I'll do the talking.
(The Yoshi-headed Mario nods)
Yoshi: (angrily) YOU-A changed our-a heads during your-a sugar high last-a night-a! We want-a our-a heads back-a!
11: is that all? Fine.(Unscrews both heads and screws them on right way)
Mario: that's-a better.
Yoshi: glorp! (Nods)
Mario: we'll-a be leaving-a.
(Mario and Yoshi walk out)
Narrator: meanwhile.
(The scene changes to Pallet Town. We see the general population on Pallet Town running around like ants while the evil giant green pudding swallows a nearby building)
Random person#1: aieee! We're doomed!
Random Person#2: (watching the evil giant green pudding eat Gary's house) AAA!
(Suddenly, the Evil Tracey's image appears over Pallet town.)
Tracey: greetings, citizens of Pallet town. No doubt you have noticed the evil giant green pudding that is consuming your town! I will only stop the monster if you pay me one hundred billion.
Random Person: ack! We don't have that much!
Tracey: Yen!
(All the townspeople fall down anime-style)
Narrator: oh well. Meanwhile.
(The scene changes to the amazing Nintendo museum. We see a bunch of tourists milling around.)
Tour guide: (pointing) and here, you can see the first barrel Donkey Kong ever rolled at Mario.
Tourists: ooohhhh.(start snapping pictures)
Tour guide: (waving arm) and further down the corridor, you can see the first super mushroom Mario has ever used. See? It's still got the bite mark on it!
Tourists: aah.(continue snapping pictures)
(Suddenly, a glass comes hurtling through the window, hitting the mushroom and breaking it into two. The mushroom turns out to be made of plaster.)
Tour guide: ehhehehe.
Tourists: (chanting) we want our money back! We want our money back!
Narrator: meanwhile.
(The scene changes to Pallet town, where Jolteon has just arrived.)
Jolteon: now where's that evil giant green pudding that ate my igloo? (Looks around)
Random person: are you looking for the evil giant green pudding?
Jolteon: hell yeah1 it ate my igloo!
Random person: oh, it's just eating professor oak's lab right now. If you hurry you'll catch it. (Points)
Jolteon: 'k. (Rushes off)
Narrator: and so.
(The scene changes to professor oak's lab. We see the evil giant green pudding munching on everything it can find)
Brock: (being swallowed by the evil giant green pudding) aaa!
Jolteon: (waving paws) yoohoo! Over here!
Evil giant green pudding: blorp? (Oozes towards Jolteon)
Jolteon: catch! (Picks up a struggling Ash Ketchum and throws it into the evil giant green pudding's mouth)
(The evil giant green pudding turns purple, squeaks, and explodes)
Jolteon: there! (Pats paws and leaves)
Narrator: some distance away.
(The scene changes to Evil Tracey and Darth Gary in the Levitating Milktruck of Doom)
Tracey: (watching scene through monitor) darn! It would've gone fine if not for that meddling Jolteon!
Darth Gary: (patting Tracey on back) at least we got rid of the twerp gang and my sister.
Tracey: yes, yes.a minor victory is better than none at all. Now help me think of another plan to take over the world.
(Camera fades out)
Narrator: and so ends another episode of Eskimo Jolteon, except for.
(The scene changes to Dawn, clubbing a snorlax)
Dawn: (repeatedly clubbing the snorlax with the trident) whee! This is fun!
(The snorlax yawns and rolls over, squashing Dawn)
Dawn: (from under snorlax) ouch. Hello? Anyone? Get me out from under here!
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