Author's Note: well, here's the 66th episode.la di da did a.what else is
there to say.I hate the whole world! Really! I'm serious! Bleah.wobble.
What else is there to say.wobble? Oh well, on with the story anyway!
Narrator: and as usual, we shall get our old friend to do the disclaimer.
(No one turns up)
Narrator: hello? Dawn?
Dawn: (from far away) over here.
(I walk over and see nothing but a snorlax)
Narrator: Dawn?
Dawn: (from under snorlax) here.
Narrator: oh, okay.(rolls snorlax off Dawn)
Dawn: (flattened) help.
Narrator: all right.(gets out a bicycle pump and blows up Dawn)
Dawn: (dusting herself off) all right, what's this episode's disclaimer gift?
Narrator: all right, for doing this episode's disclaimer gift, I will give you a banana milkshake! (Holds it up)
Dawn: is it cold?
Narrator: yes!
Dawn: all right.Lccorp2 does not own pokemon, nor does he own any other characters not created by him. However, he does own this fic, and if you try to steal his disclaimer he will.um.I don't know.
Narrator: I don't know either, but it definitely will be bad.
Dawn: oh well. (Gulps down the bottle of banana milkshake)
Narrator: want more? (Holds up another bottle)
(Dawn grabs the bottle and drink greedily)
Narrator: and here's a tissue for when you're done. (Hands it over)
Narrator: and now on with the story.
Eskimo Jolteon Episode 66:
A Short, silly Brain-dead fan-fic by Lccorp2. Copyright Lccorp2 2002. ^_^
Narrator (me that is): picture the pokemon world in your head.
Narrator: now focus in a bit in a place above Johto, a place that is always frozen.
Narrator: now focus in on a medium-sized igloo somewhere.
Narrator: STOP!!! ^_^.
(Camera zooms into igloo. We see Jolteon and Umbreon watching TV)
Narrator: I'm going back to the old classics? So what?
Jolteon: (flicking through channels) why isn't there anything good to watch at all?
Umbreon: yeah.
Jolteon: shut up. Remember that I still had to literally tear you away from those girls in Isle Defino.
Umbreon: wasn't my fault that we got hold of some duct tape.
Jolteon: well, anyway, squeak.
Umbreon: huh?
Jolteon: squeak squeak.
Umbreon: let me guess.have you been anywhere near Koga in the last few weeks?
Jolteon: squeak. (Nods)
Umbreon: I see. Well we'd better be getting you somewhere.(drags Jolteon off)
Narrator: meanwhile.
(The scene changes to the Mad Mewchu Manor, where 11 is sleeping in bed.)
(7 comes in)
11: mmmppphhhh.huh? (Looks at 7) you woke me up! Go away!
7: (presenting 11 with an envelope) I'd like you to read this.
11: (tearing open envelope and reading) dear fellow clone: I am dissatisfied with the working conditions and pay in producing this fic, "Mad Mewchu Manor". Therefore I am blackmailing you. If you do not improve my working conditions and double my salary, I will announce to the world that you have two illegimate children by Moonlit shadow. Thank you for reading this.
7: (grinning evilly) so?
11: fine, I don't pay you anything anyway.
7: oops. (Takes letter, cancels out "double my salary" and writes one hundred billion yen")
11: ack! You know that I don't have that much!
7: precisely.
11: hot about a thousand up front and the rest in instalments?
7: sounds good to me.
11: fine.(groans and collapses back into bed)
Narrator: bwahahaha! Anyway.
(The scene changes to some waiting room)
Nurse Joy: next! The doctor will see you now!
Jolteon: squeak.
(Jolteon and Umbreon walk into the door)
Doctor: hello, I'm Koga's personal doctor, and what can I do for you two?
Umbreon: show him.
Jolteon: squeak.
Doctor: ah, I see. The evil squeakiness disease. Well, the only cure for this is some evil green pudding.
Jolteon: SQUEAK! Squeak a squeak a squeak!
Doctor: would you mind translating that?
Narrator: seems like we will need subtitles for this episode.
Jolteon: squeak! (Yes!)
Umbreon: well, he said that he destroyed some evil green pudding a few days ago.
Doctor: well I see. Maybe you could go get some.
Jolteon: squeak. (Fine)
Narrator: and so.
(The scene changes to the ruined remains of Pallet Town. Jolteon and Umbreon walk into the scene.)
Jolteon: (to random person) squeak. Squeak a squeak!
Random Person: what'd he say?
Umbreon: oh, he just said do you have any of that evil green pudding that was left over from the last episode?
Random Person: oh, we just burnt the last bit a few minutes ago, together with professor oak's lab.
Jolteon: SQUEAK! (NOOOOOOOOO!)
Random Person: you know, get rid of evilness stuff and such.
Jolteon: SQUEAK! (NOOOOOOOOOOOO!) (Runs around in circles)
Umbreon: don't panic.keep calm.
Narrator: meanwhile.
(The scene changes to the Author's Lounge. We see the authors doing their usual stuff)
Narrator: (looking at Dawn) you know, if you keep on drinking those banana milkshakes, you're going to get sick.
Flower: oh, let her be.
Narrator: umm, you know, you shouldn't drink too many banana milkshakes.(gently takes away the banana milkshake)
Dawn: waah! Mine! (Bursts into tears)
Narrator: all right.(gives Dawn her milkshake) although I don't like the idea of her being sick, I don't like to see her cry.
Flower: whatever. Shall I call TCL in to repair the TV?
Narrator: when was the TV ever broken?
Flower: oh, just a few minu- (gets hit by the evil killer tennis ball and is knocked out)
Narrator: I see. And so.
(The scene changes to Tracey HQ, where we see the Evil Tracey in his room)
Tracey: crash the moon into the earth.no.blow up new bark.no.heck, why can't I think of anything evil to do?
(Darth Gary comes in)
Darth Gary: you have two visitors, Master.
Tracey: send them in.
(Jolteon and Umbreon come in, wearing crude masks.)
Tracey: and you two would be?
Umbreon: I'm doctor, um, good-for-nothing, and he's doctor, um, freaky.
Tracey: ah, I see. Have a seat, fellow evildoers. And what would be the purpose of your trip here?
Jolteon: squeak.
Tracey: what did he say?
Umbreon: um, nothing. Anyway, we'd like some of that evil green pudding.
Tracey: and what would you want it for?
Umbreon: you see, we want to take over the wo-
Jolteon: squeak.
Umbreon: all right, the land of the cute fuzzy ants.
Tracey: good. I hate cute fuzzy ants. Take as much as you want. (Points to pot in the corner)
Umbreon: (walking over to the pot and scooping out a bowlful) thank you very much and byebye! (Rushes off, dragging Jolteon)
Tracey: that was odd.
Darth Gary: they looked familiar, master.
Tracey: oh well. Sit down here and help me think of another evil plot for taking over the world.
(Camera fades out)
Narrator: and so ends another silly episode of Eskimo Jolteon! Stay tuned for the next episode!
Narrator: and as usual, we shall get our old friend to do the disclaimer.
(No one turns up)
Narrator: hello? Dawn?
Dawn: (from far away) over here.
(I walk over and see nothing but a snorlax)
Narrator: Dawn?
Dawn: (from under snorlax) here.
Narrator: oh, okay.(rolls snorlax off Dawn)
Dawn: (flattened) help.
Narrator: all right.(gets out a bicycle pump and blows up Dawn)
Dawn: (dusting herself off) all right, what's this episode's disclaimer gift?
Narrator: all right, for doing this episode's disclaimer gift, I will give you a banana milkshake! (Holds it up)
Dawn: is it cold?
Narrator: yes!
Dawn: all right.Lccorp2 does not own pokemon, nor does he own any other characters not created by him. However, he does own this fic, and if you try to steal his disclaimer he will.um.I don't know.
Narrator: I don't know either, but it definitely will be bad.
Dawn: oh well. (Gulps down the bottle of banana milkshake)
Narrator: want more? (Holds up another bottle)
(Dawn grabs the bottle and drink greedily)
Narrator: and here's a tissue for when you're done. (Hands it over)
Narrator: and now on with the story.
Eskimo Jolteon Episode 66:
A Short, silly Brain-dead fan-fic by Lccorp2. Copyright Lccorp2 2002. ^_^
Narrator (me that is): picture the pokemon world in your head.
Narrator: now focus in a bit in a place above Johto, a place that is always frozen.
Narrator: now focus in on a medium-sized igloo somewhere.
Narrator: STOP!!! ^_^.
(Camera zooms into igloo. We see Jolteon and Umbreon watching TV)
Narrator: I'm going back to the old classics? So what?
Jolteon: (flicking through channels) why isn't there anything good to watch at all?
Umbreon: yeah.
Jolteon: shut up. Remember that I still had to literally tear you away from those girls in Isle Defino.
Umbreon: wasn't my fault that we got hold of some duct tape.
Jolteon: well, anyway, squeak.
Umbreon: huh?
Jolteon: squeak squeak.
Umbreon: let me guess.have you been anywhere near Koga in the last few weeks?
Jolteon: squeak. (Nods)
Umbreon: I see. Well we'd better be getting you somewhere.(drags Jolteon off)
Narrator: meanwhile.
(The scene changes to the Mad Mewchu Manor, where 11 is sleeping in bed.)
(7 comes in)
11: mmmppphhhh.huh? (Looks at 7) you woke me up! Go away!
7: (presenting 11 with an envelope) I'd like you to read this.
11: (tearing open envelope and reading) dear fellow clone: I am dissatisfied with the working conditions and pay in producing this fic, "Mad Mewchu Manor". Therefore I am blackmailing you. If you do not improve my working conditions and double my salary, I will announce to the world that you have two illegimate children by Moonlit shadow. Thank you for reading this.
7: (grinning evilly) so?
11: fine, I don't pay you anything anyway.
7: oops. (Takes letter, cancels out "double my salary" and writes one hundred billion yen")
11: ack! You know that I don't have that much!
7: precisely.
11: hot about a thousand up front and the rest in instalments?
7: sounds good to me.
11: fine.(groans and collapses back into bed)
Narrator: bwahahaha! Anyway.
(The scene changes to some waiting room)
Nurse Joy: next! The doctor will see you now!
Jolteon: squeak.
(Jolteon and Umbreon walk into the door)
Doctor: hello, I'm Koga's personal doctor, and what can I do for you two?
Umbreon: show him.
Jolteon: squeak.
Doctor: ah, I see. The evil squeakiness disease. Well, the only cure for this is some evil green pudding.
Jolteon: SQUEAK! Squeak a squeak a squeak!
Doctor: would you mind translating that?
Narrator: seems like we will need subtitles for this episode.
Jolteon: squeak! (Yes!)
Umbreon: well, he said that he destroyed some evil green pudding a few days ago.
Doctor: well I see. Maybe you could go get some.
Jolteon: squeak. (Fine)
Narrator: and so.
(The scene changes to the ruined remains of Pallet Town. Jolteon and Umbreon walk into the scene.)
Jolteon: (to random person) squeak. Squeak a squeak!
Random Person: what'd he say?
Umbreon: oh, he just said do you have any of that evil green pudding that was left over from the last episode?
Random Person: oh, we just burnt the last bit a few minutes ago, together with professor oak's lab.
Jolteon: SQUEAK! (NOOOOOOOOO!)
Random Person: you know, get rid of evilness stuff and such.
Jolteon: SQUEAK! (NOOOOOOOOOOOO!) (Runs around in circles)
Umbreon: don't panic.keep calm.
Narrator: meanwhile.
(The scene changes to the Author's Lounge. We see the authors doing their usual stuff)
Narrator: (looking at Dawn) you know, if you keep on drinking those banana milkshakes, you're going to get sick.
Flower: oh, let her be.
Narrator: umm, you know, you shouldn't drink too many banana milkshakes.(gently takes away the banana milkshake)
Dawn: waah! Mine! (Bursts into tears)
Narrator: all right.(gives Dawn her milkshake) although I don't like the idea of her being sick, I don't like to see her cry.
Flower: whatever. Shall I call TCL in to repair the TV?
Narrator: when was the TV ever broken?
Flower: oh, just a few minu- (gets hit by the evil killer tennis ball and is knocked out)
Narrator: I see. And so.
(The scene changes to Tracey HQ, where we see the Evil Tracey in his room)
Tracey: crash the moon into the earth.no.blow up new bark.no.heck, why can't I think of anything evil to do?
(Darth Gary comes in)
Darth Gary: you have two visitors, Master.
Tracey: send them in.
(Jolteon and Umbreon come in, wearing crude masks.)
Tracey: and you two would be?
Umbreon: I'm doctor, um, good-for-nothing, and he's doctor, um, freaky.
Tracey: ah, I see. Have a seat, fellow evildoers. And what would be the purpose of your trip here?
Jolteon: squeak.
Tracey: what did he say?
Umbreon: um, nothing. Anyway, we'd like some of that evil green pudding.
Tracey: and what would you want it for?
Umbreon: you see, we want to take over the wo-
Jolteon: squeak.
Umbreon: all right, the land of the cute fuzzy ants.
Tracey: good. I hate cute fuzzy ants. Take as much as you want. (Points to pot in the corner)
Umbreon: (walking over to the pot and scooping out a bowlful) thank you very much and byebye! (Rushes off, dragging Jolteon)
Tracey: that was odd.
Darth Gary: they looked familiar, master.
Tracey: oh well. Sit down here and help me think of another evil plot for taking over the world.
(Camera fades out)
Narrator: and so ends another silly episode of Eskimo Jolteon! Stay tuned for the next episode!