Author's note: sorry for not getting this up earlier, but a combination of
writer's block, laziness, and being in love have all conspired to delay
this episode. Anyway, now I've got here.hm.what else is there to
say.wobble! Hee hee hee.
Narrator: and as usual, we have got our old friend to do the disclaimer. (Leads Dawn out)
Dawn: and what's today's disclaimer gift?
Narrator: ah, yes! For doing this episode's disclaimer, I shall give you a.well, I don't know.
Dawn: (stretching out paw) well?
Narrator: ah! I know! Here! (Hands Dawn something)
Dawn: (fiddling with it) what's this?
Narrator: oh, it's just a squeaky rubber Eevee you can use in your bathtub.
Dawn: oh? (Presses the Eevee, which squeaks)
Narrator: see?
Dawn: yay! (Runs off with Eevee)
Narrator: well, that's that. Now on with the story!
Eskimo Jolteon Episode 68:
A Short, silly Brain-dead fan-fic by Lccorp2. Copyright Lccorp2 2002. ^_^
Narrator (me that is): picture the pokemon world in your head.
Narrator: now focus in a bit in a place in the not so distant past, a place that is built up.
Narrator: now focus in on a very large hall somewhere..
Narrator: STOP!!! ^_^.
(Camera zooms into building. We see that it is some sort of conference room. The evil Hutler steps in.)
Hutler: greetings, gentlemen. No doubt the war is going pretty badly for us, but we have created a great weapon that will win us the war!
Aide #1: what is it?
Hutler: it is.Da Super Laser Cannon!
Aide #2: but that requires too much power!
Hutler: silence, fool! That si why I have contrived to obtain the sole item that can power Da Super Laser Cannon.Jolteon's Thundergun!
Aide #3: but Jolteon is in the future! How will you get there?
Hutler: thanks to two children, I have procured a time machine! Bwahaha!
Narrator: and so.
(The scene changes to outside the building. We see Hutler standing in the time machine, which looks distinctly like a telephone booth.)
Hutler: farewell! (Vanishes)
Kid #1: bye, Mr. Roosevelt!
Kid #2: (dancing around) finally! We'll have an A for history!
Aide #3: but that was not Theodore Roosevelt in there! That was Adoof Hutler!
Kid #2: we gave a time machine to Hutler?
Kid #1: oops.
Kid #2: never mind, we'll still get our A!
Kid #1: yeah!
(They continue dancing around)
Narrator: oh no! what will happen now?
(The scene changes to the Game Freak boardroom in Celadon. We see the various people inside.)
Random person: Mr. Game Designer! I have terrible news!
Game designer: what is it?
Random person: (handing the Game designer a note) here!
Game designer: (reading) dear Mr. Game Designer, bwahahaha and all that other crap. I have now taken control of Pewter City, and now will take over the world if you do not give me Jolteon's Thundergun! Bwahahaha. Yours sincerely, Hutler.
Artist: oh no! What shall we do?
Game Designer: well, I suppose we call the parties involved.
(Jolteon and Umbreon suddenly appear)
Game Designer: (surprised) whoa! Where did you two come from?
Jolteon: as you know, we do move fast.
Game Designer: well look at this. (Hands Jolteon the note)
Jolteon: (reading note) ack! This is outrageous!
Umbreon: quick! Let us go and settle this Hutler!
(Our heroes rush off)
Narrator: and now let me create a pointless diversion.
(The scene changes to the digidestined, in some sort of forest.)
Matt: hay, Tai, I don't like this forest.
T.K. yeah, maybe we should leave.
Izzy: well, according to my calculations we'll all be staying here.
(Suddenly, a freakish pokemon, jumps out. It looks like a turd, smells like a turd, and IS a turd.)
Turd: rawr! I'm pieceofcrapmon, and I'm gonna eat you now.
Voice: pieceofcrapmon is a very powerful digimon it can destroy anyone with one blast.
Pieceofcrapmon: bwahahaha! Me eat you now!
(Pieceofcrapmon eats the digidestined and their digimon, and burps. Suddenly, everything explodes for no reason, leaving nothing but vacuum behind)
Voice: ha ha ha! That was funny!
Narrator: man, that was weird.anyway.
(The scene changes to Pewter city. Jolteon and Umbreon arrive on the scene.)
Umbreon: (reading a sign) Hutlerville. Yep, this seems like the place.
Jolteon: we'll need disguises.
Umbreon: I have just the thing! Wait here.
Narrator: and so.
(The scene changes to the gates of Pewter city, or rather, Hutlerville. Our two heroes arrive on the scene, dressed in crappy military uniforms.)
Guard #1: halt! Who goes there?
Umbreon: it is um.me, Colonel Smazer Alfodos, and this is.Lieutenant Booboo.
Guard #2: all right, you two can pass. We just thought you two were Jolteon and Umbreon is crappy military uniforms. We've been ordered to shoot them on sight.
Jolteon: grr.(rips off the uniform and zaps the two guards into oblivion)
Umbreon: you know, we could just have snuck past them.
Jolteon: shut up.let's go look for Hutler.
Narrator: meanwhile.
(The scene changes to the building with the Hutler youth association. We see Hutler addressing a group of kiddies.)
Hutler: and now remember, kinders, hate the Jews! And don't drink your milk! Milk is bad for you!
Kiddies: boo! Milk! Boo! Down with milk!
(Jolteon and Umbreon arrive on the scene)
Hutler: bwahahaha! Just who I needed! Get them, my Hutler Jugend!
(The evil kiddies swarm towards our heroes)
Jolteon: (staring at the advancing tide of kiddies) oh no! I can't kill kiddies!
Umbreon: but I can! Bwahaha! (Brandishes Machete)
Narrator: due to content that is not appropriate for this fic's rating, I have to declare this portion censored. Please wait for the genocide to end.
Hutler: bwahaha! You may have gotten past my Hutler Jugend, but if you do not give me your Thundergun, I will kill...Ash! Bwahaha!
Jolteon: I don't really care.
Hutler: oops, wrong person. If you do not give me your Thundergun, I will kill...Kurt's granddaughter! Bwahaha!
Kurt's granddaughter: save me, Jolteon!
Jolteon: all right. Don't kill any more kiddies. (Tosses Hutler the Thundergun)
Hutler: bwahahaha! I now have the Thundergun! (Leaps into time machine) see you, suckers! (Vanishes)
Jolteon: well, that's that.
(Our heroes step outside. A scene of utter destruction greets their eyes)
Jolteon: oh no! What has happened?
Umbreon: (pulling out a history textbook from nowhere and reading it) after the great Hutler perfected Da Super Laser Cannon, he conquered the whole world.
Jolteon: quick! We must go back in time and stop the evil Hutler!
Umbreon: but how do we do that?
Narrator: I'll handle that. And so.
(The scene changes to outside the aforementioned conference hall. We see Hutler standing by Da Super Laser Cannon)
Hutler: bwahahaha! Onward to Kanto!
(Suddenly, Jolteon and Umbreon arrive)
Hutler: Ach Mien! How did you two get here?
Jolteon: as I said, we move pretty fast. (Zaps Hutler into oblivion)
Umbreon: (picking up Jolteon's Thundergun) well, that settles it.
Narrator: and so.
(The scene changes back to the Celadon Mansion)
Game Designer: well, you did it, Jolteon. You saved the world again.
Umbreon: (leafing through History textbook) After Adoof Hutler mysteriously was scorched to death and Da Super Laser Cannon destroyed, peace was restored to the Houen region.
Jolteon: yep, that seems like it.
Game Designer: thank you for doing a great job.
Jolteon: no problem.
(Camera fades out)
Narrator: and so ends another freakish episode of Eskimo Jolteon! Bwahaha!
How'd you like this silly story? Please review! ^_^
Narrator: and as usual, we have got our old friend to do the disclaimer. (Leads Dawn out)
Dawn: and what's today's disclaimer gift?
Narrator: ah, yes! For doing this episode's disclaimer, I shall give you a.well, I don't know.
Dawn: (stretching out paw) well?
Narrator: ah! I know! Here! (Hands Dawn something)
Dawn: (fiddling with it) what's this?
Narrator: oh, it's just a squeaky rubber Eevee you can use in your bathtub.
Dawn: oh? (Presses the Eevee, which squeaks)
Narrator: see?
Dawn: yay! (Runs off with Eevee)
Narrator: well, that's that. Now on with the story!
Eskimo Jolteon Episode 68:
A Short, silly Brain-dead fan-fic by Lccorp2. Copyright Lccorp2 2002. ^_^
Narrator (me that is): picture the pokemon world in your head.
Narrator: now focus in a bit in a place in the not so distant past, a place that is built up.
Narrator: now focus in on a very large hall somewhere..
Narrator: STOP!!! ^_^.
(Camera zooms into building. We see that it is some sort of conference room. The evil Hutler steps in.)
Hutler: greetings, gentlemen. No doubt the war is going pretty badly for us, but we have created a great weapon that will win us the war!
Aide #1: what is it?
Hutler: it is.Da Super Laser Cannon!
Aide #2: but that requires too much power!
Hutler: silence, fool! That si why I have contrived to obtain the sole item that can power Da Super Laser Cannon.Jolteon's Thundergun!
Aide #3: but Jolteon is in the future! How will you get there?
Hutler: thanks to two children, I have procured a time machine! Bwahaha!
Narrator: and so.
(The scene changes to outside the building. We see Hutler standing in the time machine, which looks distinctly like a telephone booth.)
Hutler: farewell! (Vanishes)
Kid #1: bye, Mr. Roosevelt!
Kid #2: (dancing around) finally! We'll have an A for history!
Aide #3: but that was not Theodore Roosevelt in there! That was Adoof Hutler!
Kid #2: we gave a time machine to Hutler?
Kid #1: oops.
Kid #2: never mind, we'll still get our A!
Kid #1: yeah!
(They continue dancing around)
Narrator: oh no! what will happen now?
(The scene changes to the Game Freak boardroom in Celadon. We see the various people inside.)
Random person: Mr. Game Designer! I have terrible news!
Game designer: what is it?
Random person: (handing the Game designer a note) here!
Game designer: (reading) dear Mr. Game Designer, bwahahaha and all that other crap. I have now taken control of Pewter City, and now will take over the world if you do not give me Jolteon's Thundergun! Bwahahaha. Yours sincerely, Hutler.
Artist: oh no! What shall we do?
Game Designer: well, I suppose we call the parties involved.
(Jolteon and Umbreon suddenly appear)
Game Designer: (surprised) whoa! Where did you two come from?
Jolteon: as you know, we do move fast.
Game Designer: well look at this. (Hands Jolteon the note)
Jolteon: (reading note) ack! This is outrageous!
Umbreon: quick! Let us go and settle this Hutler!
(Our heroes rush off)
Narrator: and now let me create a pointless diversion.
(The scene changes to the digidestined, in some sort of forest.)
Matt: hay, Tai, I don't like this forest.
T.K. yeah, maybe we should leave.
Izzy: well, according to my calculations we'll all be staying here.
(Suddenly, a freakish pokemon, jumps out. It looks like a turd, smells like a turd, and IS a turd.)
Turd: rawr! I'm pieceofcrapmon, and I'm gonna eat you now.
Voice: pieceofcrapmon is a very powerful digimon it can destroy anyone with one blast.
Pieceofcrapmon: bwahahaha! Me eat you now!
(Pieceofcrapmon eats the digidestined and their digimon, and burps. Suddenly, everything explodes for no reason, leaving nothing but vacuum behind)
Voice: ha ha ha! That was funny!
Narrator: man, that was weird.anyway.
(The scene changes to Pewter city. Jolteon and Umbreon arrive on the scene.)
Umbreon: (reading a sign) Hutlerville. Yep, this seems like the place.
Jolteon: we'll need disguises.
Umbreon: I have just the thing! Wait here.
Narrator: and so.
(The scene changes to the gates of Pewter city, or rather, Hutlerville. Our two heroes arrive on the scene, dressed in crappy military uniforms.)
Guard #1: halt! Who goes there?
Umbreon: it is um.me, Colonel Smazer Alfodos, and this is.Lieutenant Booboo.
Guard #2: all right, you two can pass. We just thought you two were Jolteon and Umbreon is crappy military uniforms. We've been ordered to shoot them on sight.
Jolteon: grr.(rips off the uniform and zaps the two guards into oblivion)
Umbreon: you know, we could just have snuck past them.
Jolteon: shut up.let's go look for Hutler.
Narrator: meanwhile.
(The scene changes to the building with the Hutler youth association. We see Hutler addressing a group of kiddies.)
Hutler: and now remember, kinders, hate the Jews! And don't drink your milk! Milk is bad for you!
Kiddies: boo! Milk! Boo! Down with milk!
(Jolteon and Umbreon arrive on the scene)
Hutler: bwahahaha! Just who I needed! Get them, my Hutler Jugend!
(The evil kiddies swarm towards our heroes)
Jolteon: (staring at the advancing tide of kiddies) oh no! I can't kill kiddies!
Umbreon: but I can! Bwahaha! (Brandishes Machete)
Narrator: due to content that is not appropriate for this fic's rating, I have to declare this portion censored. Please wait for the genocide to end.
Hutler: bwahaha! You may have gotten past my Hutler Jugend, but if you do not give me your Thundergun, I will kill...Ash! Bwahaha!
Jolteon: I don't really care.
Hutler: oops, wrong person. If you do not give me your Thundergun, I will kill...Kurt's granddaughter! Bwahaha!
Kurt's granddaughter: save me, Jolteon!
Jolteon: all right. Don't kill any more kiddies. (Tosses Hutler the Thundergun)
Hutler: bwahahaha! I now have the Thundergun! (Leaps into time machine) see you, suckers! (Vanishes)
Jolteon: well, that's that.
(Our heroes step outside. A scene of utter destruction greets their eyes)
Jolteon: oh no! What has happened?
Umbreon: (pulling out a history textbook from nowhere and reading it) after the great Hutler perfected Da Super Laser Cannon, he conquered the whole world.
Jolteon: quick! We must go back in time and stop the evil Hutler!
Umbreon: but how do we do that?
Narrator: I'll handle that. And so.
(The scene changes to outside the aforementioned conference hall. We see Hutler standing by Da Super Laser Cannon)
Hutler: bwahahaha! Onward to Kanto!
(Suddenly, Jolteon and Umbreon arrive)
Hutler: Ach Mien! How did you two get here?
Jolteon: as I said, we move pretty fast. (Zaps Hutler into oblivion)
Umbreon: (picking up Jolteon's Thundergun) well, that settles it.
Narrator: and so.
(The scene changes back to the Celadon Mansion)
Game Designer: well, you did it, Jolteon. You saved the world again.
Umbreon: (leafing through History textbook) After Adoof Hutler mysteriously was scorched to death and Da Super Laser Cannon destroyed, peace was restored to the Houen region.
Jolteon: yep, that seems like it.
Game Designer: thank you for doing a great job.
Jolteon: no problem.
(Camera fades out)
Narrator: and so ends another freakish episode of Eskimo Jolteon! Bwahaha!
How'd you like this silly story? Please review! ^_^