Author's Note: well, here's the 69th episode, all geared up and waiting for
you! Sorry about the long delay, but the evil incorrigible laziness disease
has struck yet again.(yawns) and other games and my kitty are all
straggling for my attention.so don't blame me for my slow speed of writing.
Oh well, what else is there to say.enjoy the story, and be sure to leave a
review! Thanks!
Narrator: and now, let us get my lovely kitty to do the disclaimer for all of us. (Gently leads Dawn out by the paw)
Dawn: mmm.and what's today's disclaimer gift? (Looks up at me expectantly)
Narrator: well, for doing this episode's disclaimer, I shall give you.a big bag of instant cereal! (Holds it up)
Dawn: (staring at the bag of instant cereal) I don't know if I want that or not.
Narrator: (handing over the bag of instant cereal) well I guess you can do the disclaimer now.
Dawn: ahem. Lccorp2 does not own pokemon, nor does he own any other characters not created by him any way. He also does not own a ROM of pokemon Ru/Sa, because he is waiting for something he can read. However, he does own a nice, fluffy pillow that smells just the way he likes it.
Narrator: all right, I guess you can leave now.
Dawn: wheee! (Walks away, dragging the big bag of instant cereal behind her)
Eskimo Jolteon Episode 69:
A Short, silly Brain-dead fan-fic by Lccorp2. Copyright Lccorp2 2002. ^_^
Narrator (me that is): picture the pokemon world in your head.
Narrator: now focus in a bit in a place above Johto, a place that is always frozen.
Narrator: now focus in on a medium-sized igloo somewhere.
Narrator: STOP!!! ^_^.
(Camera zooms into igloo. We see Jolteon watching TV.)
Jolteon: (rapidly flicking through channels) isn't there anything good to watch?
Narrator: yes, there will, shortly. Meanwhile, far far away.
(The scene changes to Tracey HQ. We see the evil Tracey and Darth Gary deep in thought)
Tracey: (suddenly standing up) I have it!
Darth Gary: what, master?
Tracey: I have formulated another plan to take over the world! (Laughs evilly)
Darth Gary: and that would be.?
Tracey: I will destroy all the milk factories in the world!
Darth Gary: and how will that enable you to take over the world?
Tracey: simple! All the children, deprived of diary products, will go crazy! And as an added bonus, they'll all get weak bones! Bwahahaha!
Darth Gary: ah. But master, can't they just get their milk straight from the miltank?
Tracey: are you kidding? We're talking about city dwellers here! They want pasteurized! They want enriched! They don't want some weird watery stuff that came out of goodness knows where!
Darth Gary: ah, I see.
Tracey: quick! Pack the explosives! We're off to take over the world!
Narrator: bwahaha! Meanwhile.
(The scene changes back to Jolteon, who is still rapidly flicking through channels)
Jolteon: da de dum de da.hello? What's this?
TV: and here we have a special news bulletin. Many milk factories have mysteriously exploded, leaving the world in a mass shortage of milk.
Umbreon: (suddenly appearing from nowhere) oh dear, all those kiddies are going to get weak bones.
Jolteon: (pointing to TV) even worse. They're freaking out without milk!
Umbreon: (looking out at camera) and I suppose we're supposed to be doing something about this?
Narrator: yes.
Jolteon: and why?
Narrator: cause if you don't there'll be no story. Now hurry up.
Jolteon: (reluctantly getting off sofa) ok.
Narrator: good. Meanwhile.
(The scene changes to the FF.net author's lounge. We see the various authors doing their stuff.)
Shadow: (munching on jellybeans on the sofa) mmm.
(Suddenly, a bunch of freaky aliens burst in through the door)
Shadow: huh?
Aliens: greetings, Earth female. Do not be alarmed.
Shadow: uh-huh.
Aliens: (snatching the bag of jellybeans from Shadow) our planet is dying. We require jellybeans to survive. Do not attempt to resist or you will be destroyed.
Shadow: (still staring confusedly at the aliens) uh.
Aliens: thank you for understanding our situation. And now we must leave.
Shadow: (watching the aliens leave) uh.
(Camera follows the aliens as they exit the Author's Lounge. There are sounds of zippers being pulled down and the authors step out of their costumes.)
Narrator: (holding up bag of jellybeans) well, that WAS easy.
Dawn: yeah.
TCL and Flower: JELLYBEANS! (Start rapidly munching the jellybeans)
Narrator: seems like there won't be enough for us.oh well, back to the story.
(The scene changes back to our heroes, who have arrived in Olivine City)
Umbreon: (staring at the ruins of a milk factory) well, there goes the latest one.
Jolteon: yep.(foot hits something) hello, what's this? (Picks it up)
Umbreon: it's a pencil! Why would that be here?
Jolteon: (narrowing eyes) I think I know who's responsible.
Umbreon: yeah.
Jolteon: (staring at the freaked out kids) I think we have to settle this first.
Umbreon: but where are we to get milk?
Voice: from here!
(Camera spins around to show the Miltank farmer in a van)
Farmer: that's right! (Tosses milk cartons from van) Drink milk! It's good for you!
Umbreon: that's right! Milk has calcium and helps build strong bones and teeth!
Jolteon: and it also makes you helluva strong!
Jolteon, Umbreon and the Farmer: (pointing at camera) so drink milk, moron!
Saf's brother: (appearing from nowhere) that's right! I'm crazy about milk!
Jolteon: (staring at Saf's brother) hey, what're you doing here?
Saf: (suddenly appearing) time to go home, brother.(drags her brother off)
Umbreon: that was weird.
(Suddenly, there is an ominous rumble)
Jolteon: what's that?
Umbreon: oh no! Look! (Points)
(A gigantic van rolls out from the ruins of the milk factory)
Tracey: bwahaha! Fools! You have been a thorn in my flesh for long enough! You shall fall before the Milkanator! Bwahahaha!
Umbreon: oh no! That thing runs on 100% milk! How are we gonna beat Tracey when he has the power of milk?!
Espeon: (suddenly teleporting in) with this! (Tosses Jolteon a box) catch! (Teleports away)
Jolteon: (unwrapping box) Lemonade! Good thinking! Lemonade's the only thing that beats milk! (Chugs down a bottle)
Umbreon: (chugging down a can) yes, especially with added sugar!
Jolteon: sugar high! Bwahahaha! (Grabs the Milkanator and hurls it into orbit)
Umbreon: (staring at the rapidly vanishing Milkanator) cool.that's what a sugar high can do for you.
Jolteon: well, that's done with it. Let's go home.
Farmer: hey, what about the Milk?
Umbreon: you can do that. Let's go home.
(Camera fades out)
Narrator: and so ends another silly episode of Eskimo Jolteon, except for-
(The scene changes to some freakish planet. We see the crushed remains of the Milkanator)
Tracey: (stepping out) where are we?
Darth Gary: no idea, master.
(Suddenly, half a million Britney Spears swarm around the evil villains)
Tracey: no.it can't be.
Darth Gary: IT'S BRITNEY PLANET!
Tracey: (shaking fist) Darn you, Jolteon! I'll get you for this!
(Camera fades out)
How'd you like this silly story? Please review! ^_^
Narrator: and now, let us get my lovely kitty to do the disclaimer for all of us. (Gently leads Dawn out by the paw)
Dawn: mmm.and what's today's disclaimer gift? (Looks up at me expectantly)
Narrator: well, for doing this episode's disclaimer, I shall give you.a big bag of instant cereal! (Holds it up)
Dawn: (staring at the bag of instant cereal) I don't know if I want that or not.
Narrator: (handing over the bag of instant cereal) well I guess you can do the disclaimer now.
Dawn: ahem. Lccorp2 does not own pokemon, nor does he own any other characters not created by him any way. He also does not own a ROM of pokemon Ru/Sa, because he is waiting for something he can read. However, he does own a nice, fluffy pillow that smells just the way he likes it.
Narrator: all right, I guess you can leave now.
Dawn: wheee! (Walks away, dragging the big bag of instant cereal behind her)
Eskimo Jolteon Episode 69:
A Short, silly Brain-dead fan-fic by Lccorp2. Copyright Lccorp2 2002. ^_^
Narrator (me that is): picture the pokemon world in your head.
Narrator: now focus in a bit in a place above Johto, a place that is always frozen.
Narrator: now focus in on a medium-sized igloo somewhere.
Narrator: STOP!!! ^_^.
(Camera zooms into igloo. We see Jolteon watching TV.)
Jolteon: (rapidly flicking through channels) isn't there anything good to watch?
Narrator: yes, there will, shortly. Meanwhile, far far away.
(The scene changes to Tracey HQ. We see the evil Tracey and Darth Gary deep in thought)
Tracey: (suddenly standing up) I have it!
Darth Gary: what, master?
Tracey: I have formulated another plan to take over the world! (Laughs evilly)
Darth Gary: and that would be.?
Tracey: I will destroy all the milk factories in the world!
Darth Gary: and how will that enable you to take over the world?
Tracey: simple! All the children, deprived of diary products, will go crazy! And as an added bonus, they'll all get weak bones! Bwahahaha!
Darth Gary: ah. But master, can't they just get their milk straight from the miltank?
Tracey: are you kidding? We're talking about city dwellers here! They want pasteurized! They want enriched! They don't want some weird watery stuff that came out of goodness knows where!
Darth Gary: ah, I see.
Tracey: quick! Pack the explosives! We're off to take over the world!
Narrator: bwahaha! Meanwhile.
(The scene changes back to Jolteon, who is still rapidly flicking through channels)
Jolteon: da de dum de da.hello? What's this?
TV: and here we have a special news bulletin. Many milk factories have mysteriously exploded, leaving the world in a mass shortage of milk.
Umbreon: (suddenly appearing from nowhere) oh dear, all those kiddies are going to get weak bones.
Jolteon: (pointing to TV) even worse. They're freaking out without milk!
Umbreon: (looking out at camera) and I suppose we're supposed to be doing something about this?
Narrator: yes.
Jolteon: and why?
Narrator: cause if you don't there'll be no story. Now hurry up.
Jolteon: (reluctantly getting off sofa) ok.
Narrator: good. Meanwhile.
(The scene changes to the FF.net author's lounge. We see the various authors doing their stuff.)
Shadow: (munching on jellybeans on the sofa) mmm.
(Suddenly, a bunch of freaky aliens burst in through the door)
Shadow: huh?
Aliens: greetings, Earth female. Do not be alarmed.
Shadow: uh-huh.
Aliens: (snatching the bag of jellybeans from Shadow) our planet is dying. We require jellybeans to survive. Do not attempt to resist or you will be destroyed.
Shadow: (still staring confusedly at the aliens) uh.
Aliens: thank you for understanding our situation. And now we must leave.
Shadow: (watching the aliens leave) uh.
(Camera follows the aliens as they exit the Author's Lounge. There are sounds of zippers being pulled down and the authors step out of their costumes.)
Narrator: (holding up bag of jellybeans) well, that WAS easy.
Dawn: yeah.
TCL and Flower: JELLYBEANS! (Start rapidly munching the jellybeans)
Narrator: seems like there won't be enough for us.oh well, back to the story.
(The scene changes back to our heroes, who have arrived in Olivine City)
Umbreon: (staring at the ruins of a milk factory) well, there goes the latest one.
Jolteon: yep.(foot hits something) hello, what's this? (Picks it up)
Umbreon: it's a pencil! Why would that be here?
Jolteon: (narrowing eyes) I think I know who's responsible.
Umbreon: yeah.
Jolteon: (staring at the freaked out kids) I think we have to settle this first.
Umbreon: but where are we to get milk?
Voice: from here!
(Camera spins around to show the Miltank farmer in a van)
Farmer: that's right! (Tosses milk cartons from van) Drink milk! It's good for you!
Umbreon: that's right! Milk has calcium and helps build strong bones and teeth!
Jolteon: and it also makes you helluva strong!
Jolteon, Umbreon and the Farmer: (pointing at camera) so drink milk, moron!
Saf's brother: (appearing from nowhere) that's right! I'm crazy about milk!
Jolteon: (staring at Saf's brother) hey, what're you doing here?
Saf: (suddenly appearing) time to go home, brother.(drags her brother off)
Umbreon: that was weird.
(Suddenly, there is an ominous rumble)
Jolteon: what's that?
Umbreon: oh no! Look! (Points)
(A gigantic van rolls out from the ruins of the milk factory)
Tracey: bwahaha! Fools! You have been a thorn in my flesh for long enough! You shall fall before the Milkanator! Bwahahaha!
Umbreon: oh no! That thing runs on 100% milk! How are we gonna beat Tracey when he has the power of milk?!
Espeon: (suddenly teleporting in) with this! (Tosses Jolteon a box) catch! (Teleports away)
Jolteon: (unwrapping box) Lemonade! Good thinking! Lemonade's the only thing that beats milk! (Chugs down a bottle)
Umbreon: (chugging down a can) yes, especially with added sugar!
Jolteon: sugar high! Bwahahaha! (Grabs the Milkanator and hurls it into orbit)
Umbreon: (staring at the rapidly vanishing Milkanator) cool.that's what a sugar high can do for you.
Jolteon: well, that's done with it. Let's go home.
Farmer: hey, what about the Milk?
Umbreon: you can do that. Let's go home.
(Camera fades out)
Narrator: and so ends another silly episode of Eskimo Jolteon, except for-
(The scene changes to some freakish planet. We see the crushed remains of the Milkanator)
Tracey: (stepping out) where are we?
Darth Gary: no idea, master.
(Suddenly, half a million Britney Spears swarm around the evil villains)
Tracey: no.it can't be.
Darth Gary: IT'S BRITNEY PLANET!
Tracey: (shaking fist) Darn you, Jolteon! I'll get you for this!
(Camera fades out)
How'd you like this silly story? Please review! ^_^