Author's note: well, here's the 70th episode.hooray! I supposed you have
noticed that I now update weekly.will try to cram more chapters into my
schedule, but the evil laziness disease always strikes without warning.and
of course, a few other things/people demand my attention.so.zzzzz. Oh yes,
where was I. well, read and enjoy the story, and be sure to leave a nice
review for me! ^_^
Narrator: and as usual, we'll get me lovely kitty to do the disclaimer for us. (Leads Dawn out by the paw)
Dawn: (brushing some microscopic dust off her back) and what's today's disclaimer gift?
Narrator: ah, yes! For doing today's disclaimer, I will give you.a can of mountain dew! (Holds it up)
Dawn: mmm.mountain dew.
Narrator: now do the disclaimer! ^_^
Dawn: all right. Lccorp2 does not own pokemon, nor does he own any other characters not created by him. However, he owns this fic, as well as the old, rusty, noisy fan that is whirring beside him, as well as a whole collection of old comic books that he will keep and store until 20 years later, whereupon they will become his retirement fund.
Narrator: um.ok.(hands Dawn the can of mountain dew)
Dawn: (squealing happily) yay! (Glugs it all down)
Narrator: (handing Dawn a tissue) here.
Dawn: (pops the tissue into her mouth) mmm? (Chews)
Narrator: oh, never mind. ^^;;
Eskimo Jolteon Episode 70:
A Short, silly Brain-dead fan-fic by Lccorp2. Copyright Lccorp2 2002. ^_^
Narrator (me that is): picture the Internet in your head.
Narrator: now focus in a bit in a place, a place known as the Author's Lounge.
Narrator: now focus in on a medium-sized closet somewhere.
Narrator: STOP!!! ^_^.
(Camera zooms into the Author's Lounge. We see me with Jolteon and Umbreon.)
Narrator: now I'm going to go off for a while. You two stay right here, ok?
Jolteon: (nodding) fine with me.
Narrator: ok. (Leaves)
Umbreon: (pointing) hey, check out this closet!
Jolteon: (turning round and reading inscription on the closet) Flower's closet of stuff.
Umbreon: maybe we should open it.
Jolteon: ahem.I don't think you should do that.nothing good ever happens when we mess with author's stuff.
Umbreon: (throwing the closet open) see? There's nothing in it except a few dolls and such.(starts rummaging around in it)
Jolteon: (noticing a purple glow around the closet) um, Umbreon?
Umbreon: (with head stuck in the closet) what?
Jolteon: I noticed a sort of.
Umbreon: what?
(Suddenly, the closet sucks Jolteon and Umbreon in, and the closet doors slam shut)
Narrator: oh no! Bwahahaha! Meanwhile.
(The scene changes to outside the closet. I come in)
Narrator: (looking around) hey, where'd they go? (Notices something on ground) hello, what's this? (Picks it up)
(Mewchu, Moonlit and Dawn arrive on the scene)
Narrator: hey, look at what I found!
Mewchu: (peering at the thingy) I think it's a Flower doll.
Moonlit: ooh! (Evil grin) I know what to do with it! (Puts the Flower doll in a pink dress and puts lots of makeup on it)
Narrator: heh.(camera moves forward to show Flower in bed)
Flower: (waking up) zzz.huh? I don't remember putting on this pink dress, nor all this makeup.oh well.
(The scene changes back to the group)
Mewchu: my turn! My turn!
Moonlit: all right.(reluctantly hands him the Flower doll)
Mewchu: bwahahaha! (Chucks the Flower doll into the freezer) vengeance is mine!!!!!
Flower: (from inside room) brr! Cold! Cold!
Dawn: my turn! (Takes the Flower doll and hurls it into the fireplace)
Flower: (from inside room) ow! Hot hot hot!
Narrator: oh well.meanwhile.
(The scene changes to Jolteon and Umbreon, who evidently are in Flower's closet of stuff)
Jolteon: (rubbing head) where are we?
Umbreon: (looking around) oh dear.all these pens and socks.
Jolteon: (looks around at the mountains of pens and socks) no wonder I keep on losing my pens and having odd socks.
Umbreon: (bringing out a Physics book and reading) Flower's closet of stuff may consist of N dimensions, which may coexist with X dimensions, where X is a number that is lower than N yet higher than 0.
Jolteon: um.
Umbreon: (rolling eyes) let's just say the place is very big.
Jolteon: fine.now how to find our way out?
Umbreon: (shrugging) I'm just as lost as you!
Jolteon: well, this IS flower's closet, so there must be a way of getting around.
Umbreon: (pointing) well, that heap of pens doesn't look like pens to me.
Jolteon: (going over and inspecting one) it's a.Magic Wand Microphone!
Umbreon: (picking one up) yep.(waves it around)
(Suddenly, a door opens in the air)
Jolteon: (staring at the door) so this must be how Flower gets around in here.
Umbreon: (opening the door and stepping through) well, it can't get any worse.
Jolteon: (following Umbreon) all right.
(The door closes. There is much screaming)
Umbreon's voice: all right, I retract my statement.
Narrator: bwahaha! Meanwhile.
(The scene changes to the Author's Lounge. We see the aforementioned authors with the Flower doll)
Narrator: (holding the flower doll on a chopping block with one hand and a cleaver in the other) my turn! My turn!
Flower: (walking dazedly out of room) ow.what a day.(sees Flower doll on chopping block and cleaver) NOOOO! GIVE ME BACK MY DOLL!
Narrator: oops.(accidentally drops the cleaver, which drops onto the Flower doll, neatly severing it's head)
Flower: (head suddenly rolls off) my head! My head! Come back! (Chases it)
Narrator: (staring at Flower) oh well.back to our heroes.
(The scene changes back to our heroes, who are now surrounded by rabid comic books.)
Jolteon: (swatting a comic book) all right, this is your fault we're in here!
Umbreon: (fending off an Archie digest) all right, all right! How was I supposed to know the magic wand microphone would take us here?
(Suddenly, a plot hole appears, and a guy with a dozen ties around his neck falls into the room.)
Guy who invented ties: huh? What am I.(sees the rabid comic books advance) oh no.
(The evil rabid comic books descend onto the guy who invented ties and begin to messily devour him.)
Umbreon: all right, now that they're distracted, let's go! (Waves the magic wand microphone and a door appears)
Guy who invented ties: no! Don't leave me here!
Narrator: heh heh heh. Anyway.
(The scene changes to Yoshi's Island. We see Mario walking around when our heroes are suddenly dumped onto the ground.)
Mario: mamma mia! Pokemon! (Points)
Jolteon: we're in.Super Mario World?
Umbreon: remember, Flower's closet of stuff may consist of N dimensions.
Jolteon: (waving him off) all right, all right.so the closet of stuff holds everything to do with Flower?
Umbreon: that's about it.
Mario: (looking down) would-a you like-a berry? (Holds it out)
Jolteon: (staring at the berry) um.no?
(Suddenly, a giant book falls out of the Sky, neatly squashing Mario.)
Umbreon: (walking over and reading the title) Book of Secrets? Well, maybe it'll tell us how to get out of here.
(Jolteon goes over and flips a few pages)
(The camera swings to show a page with a jumbled mess of scrawling)
Umbreon: (reading from book) map of the inside of Flower's closet of stuff. Now let's see.(Puts a paw on the page) you are.here.
Jolteon: I see.and how are we to get out.?
Umbreon: well.(stares confusedly at the jumbled mess on the page)
Jolteon: all right, all right.let's just go. (Waves the Magic wand Mcrophone and setps through the door that appears)
(Camera fades out)
Narrator: and so ends the first part of our heroes' adventure. Will they be able to escape from Flower's Closet of Stuff? Stay tuned for the next episode!
How'd you like this silly story? Please review! ^_^
Narrator: and as usual, we'll get me lovely kitty to do the disclaimer for us. (Leads Dawn out by the paw)
Dawn: (brushing some microscopic dust off her back) and what's today's disclaimer gift?
Narrator: ah, yes! For doing today's disclaimer, I will give you.a can of mountain dew! (Holds it up)
Dawn: mmm.mountain dew.
Narrator: now do the disclaimer! ^_^
Dawn: all right. Lccorp2 does not own pokemon, nor does he own any other characters not created by him. However, he owns this fic, as well as the old, rusty, noisy fan that is whirring beside him, as well as a whole collection of old comic books that he will keep and store until 20 years later, whereupon they will become his retirement fund.
Narrator: um.ok.(hands Dawn the can of mountain dew)
Dawn: (squealing happily) yay! (Glugs it all down)
Narrator: (handing Dawn a tissue) here.
Dawn: (pops the tissue into her mouth) mmm? (Chews)
Narrator: oh, never mind. ^^;;
Eskimo Jolteon Episode 70:
A Short, silly Brain-dead fan-fic by Lccorp2. Copyright Lccorp2 2002. ^_^
Narrator (me that is): picture the Internet in your head.
Narrator: now focus in a bit in a place, a place known as the Author's Lounge.
Narrator: now focus in on a medium-sized closet somewhere.
Narrator: STOP!!! ^_^.
(Camera zooms into the Author's Lounge. We see me with Jolteon and Umbreon.)
Narrator: now I'm going to go off for a while. You two stay right here, ok?
Jolteon: (nodding) fine with me.
Narrator: ok. (Leaves)
Umbreon: (pointing) hey, check out this closet!
Jolteon: (turning round and reading inscription on the closet) Flower's closet of stuff.
Umbreon: maybe we should open it.
Jolteon: ahem.I don't think you should do that.nothing good ever happens when we mess with author's stuff.
Umbreon: (throwing the closet open) see? There's nothing in it except a few dolls and such.(starts rummaging around in it)
Jolteon: (noticing a purple glow around the closet) um, Umbreon?
Umbreon: (with head stuck in the closet) what?
Jolteon: I noticed a sort of.
Umbreon: what?
(Suddenly, the closet sucks Jolteon and Umbreon in, and the closet doors slam shut)
Narrator: oh no! Bwahahaha! Meanwhile.
(The scene changes to outside the closet. I come in)
Narrator: (looking around) hey, where'd they go? (Notices something on ground) hello, what's this? (Picks it up)
(Mewchu, Moonlit and Dawn arrive on the scene)
Narrator: hey, look at what I found!
Mewchu: (peering at the thingy) I think it's a Flower doll.
Moonlit: ooh! (Evil grin) I know what to do with it! (Puts the Flower doll in a pink dress and puts lots of makeup on it)
Narrator: heh.(camera moves forward to show Flower in bed)
Flower: (waking up) zzz.huh? I don't remember putting on this pink dress, nor all this makeup.oh well.
(The scene changes back to the group)
Mewchu: my turn! My turn!
Moonlit: all right.(reluctantly hands him the Flower doll)
Mewchu: bwahahaha! (Chucks the Flower doll into the freezer) vengeance is mine!!!!!
Flower: (from inside room) brr! Cold! Cold!
Dawn: my turn! (Takes the Flower doll and hurls it into the fireplace)
Flower: (from inside room) ow! Hot hot hot!
Narrator: oh well.meanwhile.
(The scene changes to Jolteon and Umbreon, who evidently are in Flower's closet of stuff)
Jolteon: (rubbing head) where are we?
Umbreon: (looking around) oh dear.all these pens and socks.
Jolteon: (looks around at the mountains of pens and socks) no wonder I keep on losing my pens and having odd socks.
Umbreon: (bringing out a Physics book and reading) Flower's closet of stuff may consist of N dimensions, which may coexist with X dimensions, where X is a number that is lower than N yet higher than 0.
Jolteon: um.
Umbreon: (rolling eyes) let's just say the place is very big.
Jolteon: fine.now how to find our way out?
Umbreon: (shrugging) I'm just as lost as you!
Jolteon: well, this IS flower's closet, so there must be a way of getting around.
Umbreon: (pointing) well, that heap of pens doesn't look like pens to me.
Jolteon: (going over and inspecting one) it's a.Magic Wand Microphone!
Umbreon: (picking one up) yep.(waves it around)
(Suddenly, a door opens in the air)
Jolteon: (staring at the door) so this must be how Flower gets around in here.
Umbreon: (opening the door and stepping through) well, it can't get any worse.
Jolteon: (following Umbreon) all right.
(The door closes. There is much screaming)
Umbreon's voice: all right, I retract my statement.
Narrator: bwahaha! Meanwhile.
(The scene changes to the Author's Lounge. We see the aforementioned authors with the Flower doll)
Narrator: (holding the flower doll on a chopping block with one hand and a cleaver in the other) my turn! My turn!
Flower: (walking dazedly out of room) ow.what a day.(sees Flower doll on chopping block and cleaver) NOOOO! GIVE ME BACK MY DOLL!
Narrator: oops.(accidentally drops the cleaver, which drops onto the Flower doll, neatly severing it's head)
Flower: (head suddenly rolls off) my head! My head! Come back! (Chases it)
Narrator: (staring at Flower) oh well.back to our heroes.
(The scene changes back to our heroes, who are now surrounded by rabid comic books.)
Jolteon: (swatting a comic book) all right, this is your fault we're in here!
Umbreon: (fending off an Archie digest) all right, all right! How was I supposed to know the magic wand microphone would take us here?
(Suddenly, a plot hole appears, and a guy with a dozen ties around his neck falls into the room.)
Guy who invented ties: huh? What am I.(sees the rabid comic books advance) oh no.
(The evil rabid comic books descend onto the guy who invented ties and begin to messily devour him.)
Umbreon: all right, now that they're distracted, let's go! (Waves the magic wand microphone and a door appears)
Guy who invented ties: no! Don't leave me here!
Narrator: heh heh heh. Anyway.
(The scene changes to Yoshi's Island. We see Mario walking around when our heroes are suddenly dumped onto the ground.)
Mario: mamma mia! Pokemon! (Points)
Jolteon: we're in.Super Mario World?
Umbreon: remember, Flower's closet of stuff may consist of N dimensions.
Jolteon: (waving him off) all right, all right.so the closet of stuff holds everything to do with Flower?
Umbreon: that's about it.
Mario: (looking down) would-a you like-a berry? (Holds it out)
Jolteon: (staring at the berry) um.no?
(Suddenly, a giant book falls out of the Sky, neatly squashing Mario.)
Umbreon: (walking over and reading the title) Book of Secrets? Well, maybe it'll tell us how to get out of here.
(Jolteon goes over and flips a few pages)
(The camera swings to show a page with a jumbled mess of scrawling)
Umbreon: (reading from book) map of the inside of Flower's closet of stuff. Now let's see.(Puts a paw on the page) you are.here.
Jolteon: I see.and how are we to get out.?
Umbreon: well.(stares confusedly at the jumbled mess on the page)
Jolteon: all right, all right.let's just go. (Waves the Magic wand Mcrophone and setps through the door that appears)
(Camera fades out)
Narrator: and so ends the first part of our heroes' adventure. Will they be able to escape from Flower's Closet of Stuff? Stay tuned for the next episode!
How'd you like this silly story? Please review! ^_^