Author's note: after a very long repose from writing, I have finally come
back to do this episode. All right, so I did miss doing the Christmas and
New Year's specials (although I really meant to), at least I've gone and
started this. *Yawns* oh well, now that I've gotten this moronic rant over
with, on with the story! And so here is episode number 72, brought to you
by me lovely Kitty!
Narrator (me that is): (gently taking Dawn's paw and leading her out by a paw) and as usual, here is my lovely Kitty to do the disclaimer. (Kisses her paw)
Dawn: (looking around) where's the disclaimer gift? It's not going to be a proper Eskimo Jolteon episode without the disclaimer gift!
Narrator: why would you think I would forget that, Kitty? (Produces a small, nicely wrapped package from behind his back)
Dawn: (squeals and bounces up and down) gimme! Gimme!
Narrator: not until you do the disclaimer.
Dawn: (reluctantly) all right.here goes.(yawns) Lccorp2 does not own pokemon, nor does he own any other characters not created by him. He recognizes the trademarks and patents and whatnot.blah blah blah. Anyway, he's not doing this for profit, so why should anyone sue him?
Narrator: very nice. And now, here is your disclaimer gift. (Hands it over)
Dawn: (ripping open the package) it's a coupon entitling the owner to one session of having your tummy tickled by Lccorp2. (Looks questioningly at me)
Narrator: (grins nervously) well, would you like to use it now?
Dawn: maybe later. . (walks off)
(I sit on the ground and burst into tears)
Eskimo Jolteon Episode 72:
A Short, silly Brain-dead fan-fic by Lccorp2. Copyright Lccorp2 2002. ^_^
Narrator (me that is): picture the pokemon world in your head.
Narrator: now focus in a bit in a place above Johto, a place that is always frozen.
Narrator: now focus in on a medium-sized igloo somewhere.
Narrator: STOP!!! ^_^.
(Camera zooms into igloo. We see Jolteon, absolutely still on the sofa, collecting dust.)
Narrator: (walking into room) It's been a long time.(blows the dust off the still form of Jolteon) now where is it? (Prods around until he finds a button) Ah! There!
(Camera zooms in onto button. A small notation above it reads "In case of fic revival press button to re-activate character.")
Narrator: oh well, here goes nothing.(pushes button)
(A few whirrs and a metallic clang are heard.)
Jolteon: (coming to life) w.what happened? Why's everything so dusty?
Narrator: (doing a stupid little dance and speaking in a moronic voice) it's alive! It's alive!
Jolteon: (narrowing eyes at me) you DIDN'T stop the fic, DID YOU?
Narrator: (nervously sidling away) what? Who? Me? Oh, of course not! (Runs away)
Jolteon: (looking around at the dusty igloo) well, better clean this up.
Narrator: meanwhile, far, far away.
(The scene changes to the Tracey HQ. We see the evil Tracey in front of some small device.)
Tracey: Bwahahaha! I have just completed my latest invention that will grant me world domination! Behold! (Unveils the thingy)
Darth Gary: (claps hands) and what does it do, Master?
Tracey: it is.(dun dun dun) the evil cloudbird-eating digital watch! Bwahaha!
(The screen freezes for a while, and I step out)
Narrator: for those of you unfamiliar with AL speak, a cloudbird is a much- loved blue little fluffy, bird, otherwise known as Swablu. Anyway, back to the story.
(I vanish, and the movie continues)
Darth Gary: amazing! And how will it bring the world to it's knees, master?
Tracey: (stares at the watch) um.well.I don't know.stupid thing. (Throws it out of the window)
Darth Gary: oh well. Back to the drawing board?
Tracey: shut up. At least it was better that your idea with that Darksaber.
Darth Gary: (angrily) what? It almost worked!!
Tracey: (in a little sing-song voice) oh no, I must be a true Idej Master, I must have a Darksaber.
(Camera blacks out as sounds of fighting are heard)
Narrator: anyway.
(The scene changes to the Author's Lounge. We see the various authors lounging around.)
Dawn: (watching a cloudbird flutter about the AL) this is boring.
Sal: me too.
Mewchu11: me three.
Moonlit: me four.
(Suddenly, a digital watch hops into the AL, swallows the cloudbird in one big gulp, and bounces off)
PV: (in shock) what the.
Dawn: (bursting into tears) waahh! Cloudbird!
Narrator: well.(sketches in the air with a paw and another cloudbird appears) Author Powers have always come into handy.
Flower: I thought someone said this was a boring day.
Narrator: (shrugging) oh well, hope that watch doesn't come back.
(The scene changes back to Jolteon, still in his igloo)
Jolteon: (watching his newly dusted TV) this is stupid.none of my favourite programs are still on.did they do a complete revamp of the TV schedule?
Narrator: (fading into existence) nope, you've just been asleep for a long time.
Jolteon: so that makes me Rip Van Winkle?
Narrator: actually, all the made-up characters in this fic have been inactive for a long time, but yes, I could say so.
Jolteon: whatever. (Goes back to watching TV)
TV: yes, it's true! Cloudbirds make good pets! So, get your free sample today, right from the TV! Just stick your arm in and take it!
Jolteon: (sticking arm into the TV and pulls a cloudbird out) how technology progresses overnight.
Cloudbird: (apparently confused at the sudden change of environment) swa?
(Suddenly, a digital watch hops in and starts devouring the cloudbird)
Jolteon: (staring at the scene) AUUUGGGH! (Looks at camera) that's the most gruesome thing I've ever seen.
Vaporeon: (suddenly appearing at door) Hi! Would you.
Jolteon: (running up to Vaporeon and turning her around) don't look! It's a cloudbird-eating digital watch.it has my cloudbird! Whatever you do, don't look!
Vaporeon: (turning around) don't be silly, cloudbird-eating.AUUUGH! (Faints)
Jolteon: (looking at camera) she looked!
(Evil sounds of munching can be heard)
Jolteon: (growling softly) all right, you stupid watch.give me back my cloudbird or I'll.I'll.I'll do something nasty to you!
(The evil munching continues)
Narrator: Jolteon's thundershock -*---*- RUPTURES -*---*- the evil cloudbird-eating digital watch! [374] Jolteon's thundershock -:--:- *-:--*- SUPERNOVAS -*--:-*-:--:- the evil cloudbird-eating digital watch! [593] Jolteon's thundershock DOES UNSPEAKABLE THINGS to the evil cloudbird-eating digital watch! [2364] The evil cloudbird-eating digital watch smolders as the lightning destroys it! You get 3428 gold coins from the frazzled corpse of the evil cloudbird-eating digital watch. Mota gives you 56 gold coins for the frazzled corpse of evil cloudbird-eating digital watch.
Jolteon: that was weird.
Dawn's voice: (from nowhere) have you been playing too much Aardwolf again, Lc?
Narrator: (rolling eyes) um.never mind.and anyway, so ends another episode for a long, long time of EJ.um.that's it?
(Camera fades out)
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Narrator (me that is): (gently taking Dawn's paw and leading her out by a paw) and as usual, here is my lovely Kitty to do the disclaimer. (Kisses her paw)
Dawn: (looking around) where's the disclaimer gift? It's not going to be a proper Eskimo Jolteon episode without the disclaimer gift!
Narrator: why would you think I would forget that, Kitty? (Produces a small, nicely wrapped package from behind his back)
Dawn: (squeals and bounces up and down) gimme! Gimme!
Narrator: not until you do the disclaimer.
Dawn: (reluctantly) all right.here goes.(yawns) Lccorp2 does not own pokemon, nor does he own any other characters not created by him. He recognizes the trademarks and patents and whatnot.blah blah blah. Anyway, he's not doing this for profit, so why should anyone sue him?
Narrator: very nice. And now, here is your disclaimer gift. (Hands it over)
Dawn: (ripping open the package) it's a coupon entitling the owner to one session of having your tummy tickled by Lccorp2. (Looks questioningly at me)
Narrator: (grins nervously) well, would you like to use it now?
Dawn: maybe later. . (walks off)
(I sit on the ground and burst into tears)
Eskimo Jolteon Episode 72:
A Short, silly Brain-dead fan-fic by Lccorp2. Copyright Lccorp2 2002. ^_^
Narrator (me that is): picture the pokemon world in your head.
Narrator: now focus in a bit in a place above Johto, a place that is always frozen.
Narrator: now focus in on a medium-sized igloo somewhere.
Narrator: STOP!!! ^_^.
(Camera zooms into igloo. We see Jolteon, absolutely still on the sofa, collecting dust.)
Narrator: (walking into room) It's been a long time.(blows the dust off the still form of Jolteon) now where is it? (Prods around until he finds a button) Ah! There!
(Camera zooms in onto button. A small notation above it reads "In case of fic revival press button to re-activate character.")
Narrator: oh well, here goes nothing.(pushes button)
(A few whirrs and a metallic clang are heard.)
Jolteon: (coming to life) w.what happened? Why's everything so dusty?
Narrator: (doing a stupid little dance and speaking in a moronic voice) it's alive! It's alive!
Jolteon: (narrowing eyes at me) you DIDN'T stop the fic, DID YOU?
Narrator: (nervously sidling away) what? Who? Me? Oh, of course not! (Runs away)
Jolteon: (looking around at the dusty igloo) well, better clean this up.
Narrator: meanwhile, far, far away.
(The scene changes to the Tracey HQ. We see the evil Tracey in front of some small device.)
Tracey: Bwahahaha! I have just completed my latest invention that will grant me world domination! Behold! (Unveils the thingy)
Darth Gary: (claps hands) and what does it do, Master?
Tracey: it is.(dun dun dun) the evil cloudbird-eating digital watch! Bwahaha!
(The screen freezes for a while, and I step out)
Narrator: for those of you unfamiliar with AL speak, a cloudbird is a much- loved blue little fluffy, bird, otherwise known as Swablu. Anyway, back to the story.
(I vanish, and the movie continues)
Darth Gary: amazing! And how will it bring the world to it's knees, master?
Tracey: (stares at the watch) um.well.I don't know.stupid thing. (Throws it out of the window)
Darth Gary: oh well. Back to the drawing board?
Tracey: shut up. At least it was better that your idea with that Darksaber.
Darth Gary: (angrily) what? It almost worked!!
Tracey: (in a little sing-song voice) oh no, I must be a true Idej Master, I must have a Darksaber.
(Camera blacks out as sounds of fighting are heard)
Narrator: anyway.
(The scene changes to the Author's Lounge. We see the various authors lounging around.)
Dawn: (watching a cloudbird flutter about the AL) this is boring.
Sal: me too.
Mewchu11: me three.
Moonlit: me four.
(Suddenly, a digital watch hops into the AL, swallows the cloudbird in one big gulp, and bounces off)
PV: (in shock) what the.
Dawn: (bursting into tears) waahh! Cloudbird!
Narrator: well.(sketches in the air with a paw and another cloudbird appears) Author Powers have always come into handy.
Flower: I thought someone said this was a boring day.
Narrator: (shrugging) oh well, hope that watch doesn't come back.
(The scene changes back to Jolteon, still in his igloo)
Jolteon: (watching his newly dusted TV) this is stupid.none of my favourite programs are still on.did they do a complete revamp of the TV schedule?
Narrator: (fading into existence) nope, you've just been asleep for a long time.
Jolteon: so that makes me Rip Van Winkle?
Narrator: actually, all the made-up characters in this fic have been inactive for a long time, but yes, I could say so.
Jolteon: whatever. (Goes back to watching TV)
TV: yes, it's true! Cloudbirds make good pets! So, get your free sample today, right from the TV! Just stick your arm in and take it!
Jolteon: (sticking arm into the TV and pulls a cloudbird out) how technology progresses overnight.
Cloudbird: (apparently confused at the sudden change of environment) swa?
(Suddenly, a digital watch hops in and starts devouring the cloudbird)
Jolteon: (staring at the scene) AUUUGGGH! (Looks at camera) that's the most gruesome thing I've ever seen.
Vaporeon: (suddenly appearing at door) Hi! Would you.
Jolteon: (running up to Vaporeon and turning her around) don't look! It's a cloudbird-eating digital watch.it has my cloudbird! Whatever you do, don't look!
Vaporeon: (turning around) don't be silly, cloudbird-eating.AUUUGH! (Faints)
Jolteon: (looking at camera) she looked!
(Evil sounds of munching can be heard)
Jolteon: (growling softly) all right, you stupid watch.give me back my cloudbird or I'll.I'll.I'll do something nasty to you!
(The evil munching continues)
Narrator: Jolteon's thundershock -*---*- RUPTURES -*---*- the evil cloudbird-eating digital watch! [374] Jolteon's thundershock -:--:- *-:--*- SUPERNOVAS -*--:-*-:--:- the evil cloudbird-eating digital watch! [593] Jolteon's thundershock DOES UNSPEAKABLE THINGS to the evil cloudbird-eating digital watch! [2364] The evil cloudbird-eating digital watch smolders as the lightning destroys it! You get 3428 gold coins from the frazzled corpse of the evil cloudbird-eating digital watch. Mota gives you 56 gold coins for the frazzled corpse of evil cloudbird-eating digital watch.
Jolteon: that was weird.
Dawn's voice: (from nowhere) have you been playing too much Aardwolf again, Lc?
Narrator: (rolling eyes) um.never mind.and anyway, so ends another episode for a long, long time of EJ.um.that's it?
(Camera fades out)
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