Author's Note: yawn.I had a bit of time today, and since I have nothing
better to do, here I present to you.the 73rd episode of Eskimo Jolteon, all
nicely packaged in a nice script format, ready for you to read! Sorry to
keep all you fans of Eskimo Jolteon out there waiting, but my life has
increased by a sizable proportion ever since episode number 71 came out,
such as me trying to improve my physical fitness, falling in love, and I
have my 'O' Levels this year. Therefore, Eskimo Jolteon from now on will be
updated less regularly. However, I will make a reasonable attempt to get
out an episode every fortnight, despite the many other things bugging me.
Thank you for your attention. Before we start the fic, I would like to ask
Fierystreak to come and join the little band of authors on MSN.just get MSN
messenger and join us. Without further ado, on with the story!
Narrator: as usual, before starting the fic, we must have a disclaimer gift, as is the custom. (Leads Dawn out by the paw)
Dawn: (looking rather sleepy) and (yawn) may I ask, what's (yawn) today's disclaimer gift?
Narrator: ah yes. For today's disclaimer gift, we have a bottle of lovely Espeon shampoo! Guaranteed to keep your Espeon's fur soft and silky! (Waves it around with a paw)
Dawn: (yawns) fine.gimme.zzz.
Narrator: (waving a paw) disclaimer.
Dawn: zzz.Lccorp2 no own.zzz.pokemon.(snore) (curls up and falls asleep)
Narrator: I suppose that's passable, for my Kitty.(gently tucks the bottle under her paw and pets her sleeping form)
Eskimo Jolteon Episode 73:
A Short, silly Brain-dead fan-fic by Lccorp2. Copyright Lccorp2 2002. ^_^
Narrator (me that is): picture the pokemon world in your head.
Narrator: now focus in a bit in a place above Johto, a place that is always frozen.
Narrator: now focus in on a medium-sized igloo somewhere.
Narrator: STOP!!! ^_^.
(Camera zooms into igloo. We see Jolteon and Umbreon watching their new, big-screen plasma TV.)
Jolteon: (sipping at cola) at least Lccorp2 did attempt to improve upon matters here in this fic.
Umbreon: even if it meant temporarily stopping the fic?
Jolteon: yep.
Umbreon: hold on for a bit, you've got some cobweb under your ear.(flicks it away)
Jolteon: stupid spiders.(scowls)
Umbreon: ahh, whatever. Just try to watch the show.
(Suddenly, a drop of brown liquid drips from the ceiling, and onto the TV. There is a hissing sound, smoke rises from the TV, and it is nicely split into two.)
Jolteon: (wails) my new big-screen plasma TV!
Flareon: (from ceiling) ah-ha! Success!
Umbreon: (staring at the liquid, which has now eaten through the cabinet and is now eating through the icy floor) what on earth is that thing?! (Points)
Flareon: (coming down from ceiling) don't be such a freak, it's only coffee.
Jolteon: (cries come more and hugs the broken remains of the big-screen plasma TV)
Umbreon: (staring incredulously at the hole in the floor) coffee? That's coffee? Coffee that's stronger than battery acid? Coffee that eats through metal and wood? Oh my.
Flareon: oh, don't freak out. Nothing like a good shot of coffee to start your day, especially if you've been asleep for five months.
Umbreon: (still looking at the hole) well, I hope the Seels living below us don't mind.
(Screams are heard from the hole in the floor)
Flareon: well, that's settled that. Anyone living below that?
Umbreon well, um.
(The scene changes to Kyorge in an icy cave)
Kyorge: mmm...nothing like a good shot of coff.
(Hissing sound is heard from above)
Kyorge: (rolling around frantically) AAAAUUUGGGHHHH! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF! AAUUUGGGHHH!
(Scene changes back to Flareon and Umbreon.)
Umbreon: (hearing the awful ruckus from below) I think that answers our question.)
Narrator: meanwhile.
(The scene changes to the door of Dawn's room in the AL. We see Mewchu11 standing in front of the door.)
Dawn: (coming into scene) hey, what're you doing here?
Mewchu11: Lc's painting a mural on your ceiling.could you wait a while till he's finished?
Dawn: (puzzled) huh?
Narrator: (coming out of room) break time.
Mewchu11: so, how's it going?
Narrator: well, working on your back is quite easy.putting up the scaffolding was the hardest part.
Dawn: 0_o
Narrator: well, while I take a break, let's go see something else.
(The scene changes to a ledge over a fiery pit. We see Misty, bound in chains and gagged, on the very edge.)
Fierystreak: well, I suppose you don't know what we're here for.it's for the Misty execution!
Flower: (coming into scene) yes, as you all now know, in the new season of pokemon, Misty will be leaving! As she now has outlived her usefulness, we'll have to get rid of her! Bwahaha!
Fierystreak: yes! (Brandishes evil-looking, big axe.)
PV and Dclick: nooo! We love Misty! (They run forward, but Flower holds them off with a hand)
Flower: will you please hurry up? This is costing LC dearly in special effects costs!
Fierystreak: with pleasure! (Chops Misty's head off, then kicks her body into the fiery pit)
PV and Dclick: noooo! (Breaks down and starts wailing)
Narrator: now that that's over, let's get on back.
(The scene changes back to the AL, with Dawn standing outside her room)
(Moonlit arrives on the scene)
Moonlit: hey, Ryan. (Gives him a kiss)
Mewchu11: (blushing) yes?
Moonlit: I heard Lc's doing a mural on the top of Dawn's room, can I see it?
Mewchu11: sure.
(Mewchu11 leads Moonlit into the room. Dawn presses a ear against the door.)
Moonlit: (from inside) wow! This is amazing!
Narrator: yep, I'm painting the whole history of pokemon...this whole section over here will be devoted to the red and blue versions, and that side over there will have the struggles of the G/S dude.
Moonlit: and over there?
Narrator: oh, that's a section on pokemon evolution, see, I've painted evolved pokemon, and the Eevee family, with the two ultimate products of pokemon evolution-the Umbreon and the Espeon.
Moonlit: wow.
(Moonlit and Mewchu11 come out of the room)
Moonlit: (to Dawn) Lc has painted the whole history of pokemon on the ceiling of your room.you should be very impressed.
Dawn: (blinks)
Narrator: much, much later.
(The scene changes to the same spot later. Dawn and Mewchu11 have dozed off.)
Narrator: (coming out of room) well, it's done.
Dawn: . (hops away)
Mewchu11: she's not even going to look at it?!
Narrator: (bursts into tears)
Mewchu11: (in a very exaggerated scream) LC PAINTS A MURAL OF THE WHOLE HISTORY OF POKEMON ON DAWN'S BEDROOM CEILING AND SHE'S NOT EVEN GOING TO LOOK AT IT!!!!!
Narrator: (continues crying)
Mewchu11: oh well.
(The scene changes back to Jolteon and Umbreon in front of their new big- screen plasma TV.)
Jolteon: (munching on popcorn) it was nice of Lc to give us a new TV.
Umbreon: yeah.
(Camera fades out)
Narrator: (sniff) and so ends (sniff) another episode of Eskimo Jolteon.(sniff)
How'd you like this silly story? Please review! ^_^
Narrator: as usual, before starting the fic, we must have a disclaimer gift, as is the custom. (Leads Dawn out by the paw)
Dawn: (looking rather sleepy) and (yawn) may I ask, what's (yawn) today's disclaimer gift?
Narrator: ah yes. For today's disclaimer gift, we have a bottle of lovely Espeon shampoo! Guaranteed to keep your Espeon's fur soft and silky! (Waves it around with a paw)
Dawn: (yawns) fine.gimme.zzz.
Narrator: (waving a paw) disclaimer.
Dawn: zzz.Lccorp2 no own.zzz.pokemon.(snore) (curls up and falls asleep)
Narrator: I suppose that's passable, for my Kitty.(gently tucks the bottle under her paw and pets her sleeping form)
Eskimo Jolteon Episode 73:
A Short, silly Brain-dead fan-fic by Lccorp2. Copyright Lccorp2 2002. ^_^
Narrator (me that is): picture the pokemon world in your head.
Narrator: now focus in a bit in a place above Johto, a place that is always frozen.
Narrator: now focus in on a medium-sized igloo somewhere.
Narrator: STOP!!! ^_^.
(Camera zooms into igloo. We see Jolteon and Umbreon watching their new, big-screen plasma TV.)
Jolteon: (sipping at cola) at least Lccorp2 did attempt to improve upon matters here in this fic.
Umbreon: even if it meant temporarily stopping the fic?
Jolteon: yep.
Umbreon: hold on for a bit, you've got some cobweb under your ear.(flicks it away)
Jolteon: stupid spiders.(scowls)
Umbreon: ahh, whatever. Just try to watch the show.
(Suddenly, a drop of brown liquid drips from the ceiling, and onto the TV. There is a hissing sound, smoke rises from the TV, and it is nicely split into two.)
Jolteon: (wails) my new big-screen plasma TV!
Flareon: (from ceiling) ah-ha! Success!
Umbreon: (staring at the liquid, which has now eaten through the cabinet and is now eating through the icy floor) what on earth is that thing?! (Points)
Flareon: (coming down from ceiling) don't be such a freak, it's only coffee.
Jolteon: (cries come more and hugs the broken remains of the big-screen plasma TV)
Umbreon: (staring incredulously at the hole in the floor) coffee? That's coffee? Coffee that's stronger than battery acid? Coffee that eats through metal and wood? Oh my.
Flareon: oh, don't freak out. Nothing like a good shot of coffee to start your day, especially if you've been asleep for five months.
Umbreon: (still looking at the hole) well, I hope the Seels living below us don't mind.
(Screams are heard from the hole in the floor)
Flareon: well, that's settled that. Anyone living below that?
Umbreon well, um.
(The scene changes to Kyorge in an icy cave)
Kyorge: mmm...nothing like a good shot of coff.
(Hissing sound is heard from above)
Kyorge: (rolling around frantically) AAAAUUUGGGHHHH! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF! AAUUUGGGHHH!
(Scene changes back to Flareon and Umbreon.)
Umbreon: (hearing the awful ruckus from below) I think that answers our question.)
Narrator: meanwhile.
(The scene changes to the door of Dawn's room in the AL. We see Mewchu11 standing in front of the door.)
Dawn: (coming into scene) hey, what're you doing here?
Mewchu11: Lc's painting a mural on your ceiling.could you wait a while till he's finished?
Dawn: (puzzled) huh?
Narrator: (coming out of room) break time.
Mewchu11: so, how's it going?
Narrator: well, working on your back is quite easy.putting up the scaffolding was the hardest part.
Dawn: 0_o
Narrator: well, while I take a break, let's go see something else.
(The scene changes to a ledge over a fiery pit. We see Misty, bound in chains and gagged, on the very edge.)
Fierystreak: well, I suppose you don't know what we're here for.it's for the Misty execution!
Flower: (coming into scene) yes, as you all now know, in the new season of pokemon, Misty will be leaving! As she now has outlived her usefulness, we'll have to get rid of her! Bwahaha!
Fierystreak: yes! (Brandishes evil-looking, big axe.)
PV and Dclick: nooo! We love Misty! (They run forward, but Flower holds them off with a hand)
Flower: will you please hurry up? This is costing LC dearly in special effects costs!
Fierystreak: with pleasure! (Chops Misty's head off, then kicks her body into the fiery pit)
PV and Dclick: noooo! (Breaks down and starts wailing)
Narrator: now that that's over, let's get on back.
(The scene changes back to the AL, with Dawn standing outside her room)
(Moonlit arrives on the scene)
Moonlit: hey, Ryan. (Gives him a kiss)
Mewchu11: (blushing) yes?
Moonlit: I heard Lc's doing a mural on the top of Dawn's room, can I see it?
Mewchu11: sure.
(Mewchu11 leads Moonlit into the room. Dawn presses a ear against the door.)
Moonlit: (from inside) wow! This is amazing!
Narrator: yep, I'm painting the whole history of pokemon...this whole section over here will be devoted to the red and blue versions, and that side over there will have the struggles of the G/S dude.
Moonlit: and over there?
Narrator: oh, that's a section on pokemon evolution, see, I've painted evolved pokemon, and the Eevee family, with the two ultimate products of pokemon evolution-the Umbreon and the Espeon.
Moonlit: wow.
(Moonlit and Mewchu11 come out of the room)
Moonlit: (to Dawn) Lc has painted the whole history of pokemon on the ceiling of your room.you should be very impressed.
Dawn: (blinks)
Narrator: much, much later.
(The scene changes to the same spot later. Dawn and Mewchu11 have dozed off.)
Narrator: (coming out of room) well, it's done.
Dawn: . (hops away)
Mewchu11: she's not even going to look at it?!
Narrator: (bursts into tears)
Mewchu11: (in a very exaggerated scream) LC PAINTS A MURAL OF THE WHOLE HISTORY OF POKEMON ON DAWN'S BEDROOM CEILING AND SHE'S NOT EVEN GOING TO LOOK AT IT!!!!!
Narrator: (continues crying)
Mewchu11: oh well.
(The scene changes back to Jolteon and Umbreon in front of their new big- screen plasma TV.)
Jolteon: (munching on popcorn) it was nice of Lc to give us a new TV.
Umbreon: yeah.
(Camera fades out)
Narrator: (sniff) and so ends (sniff) another episode of Eskimo Jolteon.(sniff)
How'd you like this silly story? Please review! ^_^