Author's Note: brha la la la la la! Hehe. Well, here's the 74th
episode.yes, I couldn't wait to get it up.so? I just had to put this idea
down on the computer before it flew away into the void of extreme
nothingness! For all the old-time Eskimo Jolteon fans, I think this episode
will please you somewhat.for this chappie.is.I'm not telling! Bahaha!
Oh well, since I've now finished my rant, I suppose I'll start with this
stupid episode.
Narrator: and now for our disclaimer gift of the episode.um.I've finally run out of things for now to give my Kitty.(holds up box labeled 'disclaimer gifts' and turns it upside down. Nothing falls out.)
Dawn: (appearing out of nowhere and looking at me) you can't do that! It'd be breaking a very important Eskimo Jolteon tradition!
Narrator: well.since I'm the author of this fic, I can do as I like in this fic. So there. I'll give you 2 disclaimer gifts the next time, though.
Dawn: ok.
Narrator: whatever: (Hurls the box away.)
Eskimo Jolteon Episode 74:
A Short, silly Brain-dead fan-fic by Lccorp2. Copyright Lccorp2 2002. ^_^
Narrator (me that is): picture the pokemon world in your head.
Narrator: now focus in a bit in a place above Johto, a place that is always frozen.
Narrator: now focus in on a medium-sized igloo somewhere.
Narrator: STOP!!! ^_^.
(Camera zooms into igloo. We see Jolteon and Umbreon sitting down on the couch, drinking cola while watching TV.)
Jolteon: (burps)
Umbreon: (looks annoyed)
Jolteon: (burps again)
Umbreon: (looks even more annoyed)
Jolteon: (burps yet again)
Umbreon: (jumping up from the couch) that's it! I can't take it any more.(takes a deep breath)
Cola Drinker
(Adapted for little kiddies from South Park's Uncle F***er, to be sung to the tune from the abovementioned song. If you don't know what it is, don't look for it. Please. I only know about it because my brother was playing it at top volume over and over again last night.)
Umbreon: (pointing at Jolteon) shut your gassy face Cola drinker,
You're a gassy burpy stupid Cola drinker,
You're a Cola drinker, yes it's true,
Nobody drinks cola just like you...
Jolteon: (leaping up and glaring at Umbreon) shut you gassy face Cola drinker,
You're the one who drank the Cola, Cola drinker,
You don't eat or sleep or mow the lawn,
You just drink Cola all day long!
(The scene suddenly freezes)
Jolteon: (coming up to me) hey, we don't have lawn's up here, it's too cold!
Narrator: so?
Jolteon: therefore, I can't accuse him of not mowing the lawn.
Narrator: well, I don't care.
(Scene changes back)
(Burping noises)
Narrator: augh!
(More burping noises)
Flareon: (coming onto scene) what's going on here?
(Laughter from audience) (Yes, that means you!)
Jolteon and Umbreon: shut you gassy face Cola drinker,
Flareon: Cola drinker!
Umbreon: you're a caffeine-gulping insane Cola drinker,
Jolteon: (pointing at Umbreon) you're a Cola drinker I must say!
Umbreon: (pointing at Jolteon) well, you drank all the Cola yesterday!
(Laughter)
Jolteon and Umbreon: Cola drinker...that's C-o-l-a-d-r-i-n-k,-e-r!
Flareon: (popping in front of camera) drink cola now!
(Camera blacks out, and pops back in to show Jolteon and Umbreon watching TV)
Jolteon: (rubbing head) what on earth happened?
Umbreon: (shrugs) I have no idea.
Narrator: (giggling crazily) character manipulation is so fun! (Cackles)
(Camera fades out)
How'd you like this absolutely no-sense stupid song? Have a good day, and don't forget to review! ^_^
Narrator: and now for our disclaimer gift of the episode.um.I've finally run out of things for now to give my Kitty.(holds up box labeled 'disclaimer gifts' and turns it upside down. Nothing falls out.)
Dawn: (appearing out of nowhere and looking at me) you can't do that! It'd be breaking a very important Eskimo Jolteon tradition!
Narrator: well.since I'm the author of this fic, I can do as I like in this fic. So there. I'll give you 2 disclaimer gifts the next time, though.
Dawn: ok.
Narrator: whatever: (Hurls the box away.)
Eskimo Jolteon Episode 74:
A Short, silly Brain-dead fan-fic by Lccorp2. Copyright Lccorp2 2002. ^_^
Narrator (me that is): picture the pokemon world in your head.
Narrator: now focus in a bit in a place above Johto, a place that is always frozen.
Narrator: now focus in on a medium-sized igloo somewhere.
Narrator: STOP!!! ^_^.
(Camera zooms into igloo. We see Jolteon and Umbreon sitting down on the couch, drinking cola while watching TV.)
Jolteon: (burps)
Umbreon: (looks annoyed)
Jolteon: (burps again)
Umbreon: (looks even more annoyed)
Jolteon: (burps yet again)
Umbreon: (jumping up from the couch) that's it! I can't take it any more.(takes a deep breath)
Cola Drinker
(Adapted for little kiddies from South Park's Uncle F***er, to be sung to the tune from the abovementioned song. If you don't know what it is, don't look for it. Please. I only know about it because my brother was playing it at top volume over and over again last night.)
Umbreon: (pointing at Jolteon) shut your gassy face Cola drinker,
You're a gassy burpy stupid Cola drinker,
You're a Cola drinker, yes it's true,
Nobody drinks cola just like you...
Jolteon: (leaping up and glaring at Umbreon) shut you gassy face Cola drinker,
You're the one who drank the Cola, Cola drinker,
You don't eat or sleep or mow the lawn,
You just drink Cola all day long!
(The scene suddenly freezes)
Jolteon: (coming up to me) hey, we don't have lawn's up here, it's too cold!
Narrator: so?
Jolteon: therefore, I can't accuse him of not mowing the lawn.
Narrator: well, I don't care.
(Scene changes back)
(Burping noises)
Narrator: augh!
(More burping noises)
Flareon: (coming onto scene) what's going on here?
(Laughter from audience) (Yes, that means you!)
Jolteon and Umbreon: shut you gassy face Cola drinker,
Flareon: Cola drinker!
Umbreon: you're a caffeine-gulping insane Cola drinker,
Jolteon: (pointing at Umbreon) you're a Cola drinker I must say!
Umbreon: (pointing at Jolteon) well, you drank all the Cola yesterday!
(Laughter)
Jolteon and Umbreon: Cola drinker...that's C-o-l-a-d-r-i-n-k,-e-r!
Flareon: (popping in front of camera) drink cola now!
(Camera blacks out, and pops back in to show Jolteon and Umbreon watching TV)
Jolteon: (rubbing head) what on earth happened?
Umbreon: (shrugs) I have no idea.
Narrator: (giggling crazily) character manipulation is so fun! (Cackles)
(Camera fades out)
How'd you like this absolutely no-sense stupid song? Have a good day, and don't forget to review! ^_^